And here's the bit of dialogue, I came up with. Though I might have made Ivey a tad to needy and immature, I see her growing quite attached to Harley over time. Meanwhile Harley would have this "cool, big sister" vibe going on:


"So Harley, I was thinking: Maybe later we could go to that new botanical garden and..."

"Sorry, kid. No dice. Mr. J got this heist planned... It's gonna be HI-LAR-IOUS!"

"B-But you promised to spend the day with me."

"Awww. Don't make that kinda face, Red. Listen I'll make it up to ya. I'll think of something real good!"

Later in a Gotham back alley:

"Where were you all this time? I waited for hours!"

"Didn't grow any roots, did ya? Ha! What can I say: Sorry kid, things got a little out of hand. Puddin' wanted to celebrate. I forgot."

"I don't even know why you spend time with that Joker! He's loud and abnoxious and crazy and... and..."

"I know, right? Isn't he all you can ask for in a man!"

"I can be crazy too! Remember when I covered main street in dandelions? Or when I put venus flytraps in..."

"Pamela, sweetie, it's alright. You don't have to prove anything to me. I like you just fine the way you are."

"...Just fine?"

*Poison Ivy storms off*

"Hey! What'd I say? What'd I say? Kids these days..."

Later Ivy is sulking in her greenhouse.Harley knocks and peers in:

"Hey Red, wanna talk?"

"Go away!"

"I said I'm sorry. Oh, and I'm never eva gonna do it again! Scout's honour!"

"I don't care!"

"Well, I got you something. But if you're gonna be that way..."

"W-What is it?"

"TAHDAH! Whotcha think, kiddo?"

"That's an Allium narcissiflorum! They're super-rare! How did you find it?"

"Well, I went by that botanical garden you were talking about..."

"WOW! Thanks, Harley!"

"Aww, come'ere! Who's my little bio terrorist? Yes you are! Yes you are!"

"Harley, I'm not a dog!"

"You're a runt. That's for sure."

The End

Ok, that's all I got. Anyway, would love to see how you guys would change or continue this.

So wait, Harley is now the dominant one?
I like it.

>>19996

Yep, thats the gist of it. I hope it peaks some interest since it has a lot o potential...

found some fanarts of the pairing,
but I can't tell the artist from the signature!

Anyway, many thanks, good sir.

>>19896

dude there were no sexual relationship between those two.

Harley is sexualy an insane masochist who need massive suicide atack to start her vagina working and Ivy is not capable to love since she became some plant-human mutant who is runing after the feelings from her human time.

>>20046
I would argue that their relationship isn't nessesarily sexual in nature and that I didn't even state that in my past, but there's tons of even official art that at least suggests otherwise and many comics hinted at something deeper than a partnership in crime...

plus have you been living under a rock the last couple of years since Batman TAS, that first established the relationship?

>>20048
>>20046
Bruce Timm made porn of it, it's canon.

>>20049

Well, I always kinda liked the fact that they hinted at something more without beating you up the head with it.
That's the way I want to go about this project too.

But if anybody's gonna turn this into hot slash-fiction, they won't hear me complainin'
....