That is SO offensive! I'm straight and I want long lashes, too, bitch!
I have long eyelashes, they suck.
I'm sure she'll apologize to you in her own way.
Long eyelashes get tangled half the time you blink. Why would you want them longer?
What if I'm queer and hate lashes? Bitch doesn't know shit.
I can't use microscopes properly because of my long eyelashes.>40x scope>JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS--oh wait.
Shellfish!
>>91686 It's also weird when your optometrist tells you that your lashes are the longest she’s ever seen.
I have long lashes, and it seems like every other day I've got one poking me in the eye.
I now hate wonderella for making me self-conscious about my long lashes. PEOPLE ONLY OBJECTIFY ME FOR THEM; ALL THEY DO IS BRING ME WEEKLY PAIN AND IRRITATION WHEN I BLINK.
i dont really care about eyelashes and dont really understand why other people seem to sometimes
What an exploitable image.
You all need to learn to make long lashes work for you.
>>91830Wait, you mean long eyelashes can get me a sweet gig being the semi-immortal mouthpiece of a demigod?
>>91830Seriously you guys.>>91969Yes.
>>92018>>92018Holy fuck
>>92028What's the matter, Bea? Too gorgeous for you?
go away tomie;A;
>>92198Come on, Bea. You know you love it~
This thread is beginning to feel like a Junji Ito story...
>>92417Come now, please don't insult me. I may start crying.