narf

blerg

To be honest, you guys never screamed like girls; you stood there like deer in headlights, discussing the best way to flee while the Che--you know what, I'm not gonna even try--Bad Boy leisurely finished narfing the bait.

>>86775
I don't think that Erin would care about that too.

Allison is the best, guys.

>>86867
He really is.

Oh I do hope Archie gets another go at having parts of you off, you turd.

>>86999
Oh, dear, crazy Lottie. Her swaggerous expression in that fifth panel reminded me that she is my favorite character.

>>87012
Whoops, fourth, I mean. For some reason my brain registered Archie's cell past the glass as another panel.

>>86999
Tea time?

>>87033
IT IS BRIT

Aw, @$#% my oozing skull.
I see this ending in even more tears.

>>88025
I AM DISAPPOINT.

Seriously, it IS a cheroonear? I thought that was just a cover story from some jackass desperate for new, ever more dangerous things to kill.

And this makes the magic pencil robot that much more outlandish, if these things actually exist outside of magic pencil art by ungifted teenage girls.

>>88028
Well, this could be the mysterious way in which the Enchanted Pencil works. Haven't you wondered why the "dogs" didn't simply manifest themselves in front of the girls as they were drawn, but rather seemed to be spontaneously generated from some distant point and time?

Perhaps the girls' nattering biddiness was Steven's inspiration to GENIUS this silly, impossible robot into existence and assemble it with his own two hands.

The good news is, Big Fat Bastard is now responsible for any dead children :( instead of Millie.

It seems the Magic pencil works in a very similar way to the Monkeys Paw. Wishes come true by a mater of circumstance, making it appear as a matter of coincidence to everyone not in the knowledge of the wishing device. Except without the whole horrible tragedy per wish thing...or not...

>>88025
I am more saddened by the fact that Archie is apparently a wendigo.

Of course he doesn't look like the mythological wendigo (I was really betting on him turning out to be a yeti) so I guess it could be like, say, the komodo dragon--his species' common name is just taken from myth and he isn't a literal one. But then again, there'd have to be a reason for that in the first place. Archie is going to grow up into a vicious cannibalistic monster?

>>88152
Do you wish to know of the Wendigo?

>>88220

grab

(in fact, "grabbin' the sergeant of sneaks" may become my new favorite euphemism for something something)

Ah, Lottie, you delicious bitch you.

...Human toilet? As opposed to what, dear?

I AM AFEARED FOR PEPPER

>>88583
Oh Lottie indeed.

>>88904
That elephant has a very thin, pointy trunk.

>>88906

its a stabberaux

there is a reason its locked up.

AHhahahahah.
Didn't expected that.
Oh shit. Look out girls!

>>90042
WARFLE WARFLE!

That elephant teapot looks familiar. Or am I just thinking of Tree Trunks?

Epic! Just ep...OH SH-

>>90401
D=

Okay.
...OKAY THAT ONE JUST SPOKE.
FREAKING OUT NOW.

Also, GRIB. Whoa, watch those hands, little lady.

holy crap still laffin'

Oh, Shauna.

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>92110
Saw it coming!

Well I sure as hell didn't see it coming. Also, cool spaceship bro.

Is it just me, or does it feel like we might be close to the climax?

>>92413
SHRIEK
Translation of text: "I'm thirsty."

...Oh, hey, wait, I was hoping it'd hang around to vaporize (or at least trophitize) Mr. Bloem the Big Game Hunter.

While we may be closing in on the finale, I imagine we've still got some issues to settle with the boys, and I still don't think Choo-Choo-Bear is the culprit. Also: That one thing SPOKE. Still freaking out about that, yes.

Panel 5: Is that DAWWWWW or what?

>>92421
J'ACCUSE
Well, looks like I was wrong on two fronts: things ARE wrapping up quickly, and "choo-choo-bear" remains the prime suspect in the disappearances. Good news: Archie doesn't seem to be going away. Bad news: Otherwise, everybody's fucking miserable. Also, Bloem didn't get kilt. Where's the total justice in that?

Oh man.
No matter how bad things get, they can always get much, much worse.

>>92873
(wondering who's that on the far left Panel One)

>>93034
...you mean Jack's reflection in the mirror?

>>93037
Oh, wow. I guess masturbation DOES make you blind. DERP

Let's try not to split words like "Beckwith" anymore, all right?

I'm happy Jack doesn't seem to be headed for a wheelchair or whatnot, but none of this can be good for whatever remains of his masculinity.

And wowsers, Beckie's pissed. I mean, mad. Pissed means something else over there in that madworld where "flavor" and "color" are spelt with a "u."

>>94063
You mean spelt properly.

>>94078
No. It's wacko over there. They call freedom fries "chips," and they call chips "crisps." Madness! Madness! Monty Python's Flying Circus might as well be a documentary of everyday British life.

Reaction #1: "I dunno, maybe because I want to hang on to what little will be left of my balls when they finally drop? Between the lot of you biddies I'm about ready to go gay like Sonny and Linton. Having my head in your lap does help, though."

Reaction #2: D'awwwwwwwwwww

>First panel
>Mildred's lines.
Ahahahah! An Homestuck reference?
Also, DAT STRAWBERRY AND CREAM BOWL

>>94406
:3

>>94692
>An
fffffffffffff

>>94692
ROFLing at Lottie in last panel.

>>94692

In the second panel her hand totally looks like a cock and balls.

>>94795
Says more about you than anything else.
DICKS EVERYWHERE

Aw please God no.
I can't go through this again.

Mom looks guilty, really really guilty.