ha~ha! Hebrews.

My grandmother, an old-fashioned bird, she is! When we first tried to get her to use an electric oven, she had turned it to "off" so she could cook chicken!

So these four old women were sitting next to each other on a park bench. The first one sighs and says "Oy".
The second one shakes her head and says "Oy vey".
"Gevalt!" the third one groans.
The fourth one just looks annoyed. "I thought we agreed not to talk about our children!"

Don't you mean Jewmor?

YOu ever hear about King Yahtstick? He was a ruler, you know.

Thank you Mr. Saul, my 9th grade Algebra teacher. I may have failed your class, but you were a pretty cool old guy, and introduced me to the Hitchhiker's books.I bet you're still alive, and have that Marx Brothers poster that says "I'm a true Marxist" under it.

In which event does the Israeli Olympic team always excel?

Shlalom!