Probe this thread isn't even autosaging yet.

And your thread is going to be difficult as hell to locate on the page thanks to being so subtle.

making this sage itself so that probe doesn't look retarded

abortion

hot button politics and words i learned in psychology class in community college

What the fuck is going on here.

WHAT THE RASPBERRY ROOTIN' TOOTIN' HORSE-SHOOTIN' PAN-FLUTIN' OLD-COOTIN' BANK-LOOTIN' HORSEHOCKY IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

>>275553

Probe is kind of dumb/drunk and doesn't know how to 40 posts.

Oh how could I have forgotten shampoo AND a hairbrush?!

halfbottle wine and two sleeping pills and i still cant sleep

i wish i had moneys i could get me a sleep study because this is gonna kill me one day man

guess i;ll make som fucking pancakes or something, i will die happy

>>275603

Should you be mixing wine and pills?

im too young to die

but i will assit in getting this thread to autosage so i can go out in glory or
.... not

>>275604
probably not

usually it puts me out quick though but tis just not working tonight, and now its two thirty and i gotta be up in four hours

er, make that five hours, all is not lost

MAN i love pancakes

anyways on my run today i met this really sweet cat

like the nicest, cat second only to my own cats, and i stayed nad petted it and scratches it ears and it was all purring and i was so happy i stayed for like ten minutes maybe, then ran another mile and a half after that, what a nice cat and I wanted to share that becuase otherwise, pretty lame day

>>275608
I like my pancakes like this, with nutella. But I prefer crêpes.

oh but i made a peach pie as belated bday gift for my dad and it was delicious and everything was wonderful and happy

but then

parental drama

GEEZ can they just divorce already, or why did nt they years ago when i was a kid and wouldnt have had to live with their shit i mean think of the children, parents

hey i think i'm feeling drowsy! okay wow done spam, let me try to sleep here. plus4 YOU ARE THE CURE

>>275609
I like that story. :)
And I'm sorry you can't sleep, I know that shit is terrible.

>>275610
dude

buckwheat crepes

chreem cheese and berries of some sort or else nutella, nothing but nutella in the middle BREAKFAST NIRVANA

>>275612
yeah it made my day
and thanks bro but i think im feeling tireder now! so i guess time to stop posting delicous breakast images and just close my eyes and see what happens :)

i just turned an aluminum pieplate into an oven toaster that fits excellently over the stove elements by cutting out a grid for the bread to rest on

now i will have to buy some butter and jam

>>275340
BONES.
NO.
THAT IS NOT OKAY oh my god was I really that drunk I don't remember this at all. Ahahah oh god whyyyyy is this so funny.


In other news, thanks to my drinking I had a dream that the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE was happening, only it was more like Resident Evil because there were ZOMBIE MONSTERS too, pretty horrifying.
At one point I was turned from myself into a humanized Starscream and I stole a motorbike that looked like TFA Prowl and rode it to a different town where... the zombies were...sort of civilized, they had their own community and could talk, but they were still zombies and rotting corpses and shit. And there I broke into humantrons MEGAVILLA MANSION and... humantron was a zombietron. AND THEN HE RAPED ME/HUMANSCREAM.

It was...horrifying.
This is the second time I've been raped by a zombie in my dreams.
What is wrong with me.

Oh Bones u so crazy.

This is how crazy you are Bones.

>>275628
Jazz, your head is a frightening place.

Man, Paul of the New Testament was such a Gary Stu.

OOH LOOK AT ME I'M THE THIRTEENTH DISCIPLE AND I RETCONNED A BUNCH OF RULES I DON'T LIKE OH AND I TALK WITH JESUS A BUNCH AND I HAVE THE STRONGEST POWER LEVEL AND BANKAI

>>275632
Judas is my favourite character, he's so kawaii and deep and dark and uguu. I just wanna make him my waifu, but he's already Jesus' waifu XD OTP.

>>275605
>>275606
>>275608
>>275609
>>275611
>>275613
>>275616

Oh comrade, you dirty temptress.

>>275628
I'm going to be brutally honest here.

This information does not surprise me.

I accidentally smoked a spiked joint last night and the rest, as they say, is history.

  Arrr, it be that day again!
Does anyone else care?

>>275628
it is now part of my music shuffle so that every now and then I can go "what the fuck?" and completely forget where I got it.

>>275638
only because Tales of Monkey Island is 5 bucks now.

>Make an image for the next SYM thread
>This thread isn't maxed out yet
>[IRC]Pablo: Hey Anonex, can I just make the next thread
>[IRC]Anonex: No dog, Probe has it
>[IRC]Anonex sunglasses
>[IRC]Anonex: On lockdown.
>[IRC]Pablo: Dayum.
>[IRC]Pablo: Yeah, okay
>[IRC]Anonex: Whatever

>Post to bump this thread to help out my bro
>Feels good, man

>>275643

Why do so many people want to be the ones to start the next Speak Your Mind thread? Why don't they wait until it's fallen off the front part of the board?

Is it an ego thing?

>>275644
Of course it is.
Everything is an ego thing.

>>275254
I knew it wasn't perfect grammar.
>>275638
Not really, no.

>>275644

I thought it was just that people don't pay attention to threads they didn't make.

Miranda liked my tryout story enough to put it up on her site. I think I have a shot at being a regular contributor! :D

>desperate to buy new clothes
>have no money
>it's all from England so shipping would be a bitch anyway
>gdi I just want to look pretty

>>275658
Style your hair, put on makeup, and go naked.

I used vitamin water as a vodka mixer last night. What is my life.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/dad-loses-cool-threatens-students-bus/story?id=11660119

>>275633
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DO THIS.

>>275684
I saw a Jesus x Satan x Aslan fanfiction once.

>>275682
I'm with Team Dad.

>>275633
I've gotta be honest with you. Your post made me throw up in my mouth a little.

>>275643
That image seriously lacks MUNCH.

>>275685
Well that's just... fucking delightful.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=12526841&x=Folding

I'm going to invite him to plus4.

>>275644
Actually I just felt like making a MS Paint thing over breakfast.

>>275650
No dog, you don't post in threads you didn't make. Unless like, you got a really good joke. Looking at you, political threads

>>275688
There is an art to not over use an image. Munch images stay in the Munch thread.

>Had interview at apple store
>Was oddest damn thing
>Second interview this week maybe?
>Fucked if I know