I'm standing here in canada. Just... Scared out of my wits. Am I going to get mauled by a moose?
It is pitch black outside. you are likely to be eaten by a grue
attack terrible troll with nasty knife
The good news is that whatever kills you is going to do it politely.
You fool! You've announced your presence! Now the Mounties will surely find you. Run, you poor bastard, run!
In before late night beaver mugging.
>>274119And once they have you in their mild-mannered grasp they will hug you...to death!
>>274112OK First. Where are you in Canada?The Maritime provinces? You should be fine. Unless you're in Newfoundland you've generally got nothing to fear.Ontario? You're good.Quebec? Prepare to be snubbed as only the French can snub you.Manitoba to Alberta is mostly prairie. The most you're gonna find out here is a big mall and a museum with some dinosaur bones.BC only really has Vancouver. Which is a nice city all things considered but you must remember: Canada is a land of mostly wilderness sparse with the occasional high-walled city to keep out the various monsters who lurk in our wilderness. Only venture outward if you have a well-made party and a means of getting back...Also I hope to god you aren't in those northern provinces.
>>274130Yes, Anon. Show us on the map where you are.
Boy, you are half an hour from the border. Just run south.
>>274130Manitoba is mostly swamp. The interlakes north, flying over the land is like looking a a cold wet sponge.
Canada is a vast wonderland of adventure, romance, action and thrills. I give it two thumbs up.
>>274137I actually didn't know that. I was always under the impression Manitoba was like the other two flatlands provinces, only with more trees and hellcold uptop.
>>274186Saying Manitoba is mostly prairie feels kind of like saying Canada is mostly Toronto.
>>274192Yeah, I honestly thought everything south of the shield was as barren as Saskatoon.
>>274113I have illumynite. Willing to sell.
>>274194It's flat, but it's acidic boggy soil that nothing but muskeg and pine trees can grow on. Some places it's been scraped right down to the bedrock by glaciers running through, Flin Flon has an above ground sewer system because it's completely unfeasible to dig into the ground at all there.
Canada: Where they can spot you as an American because you've got a knife tied to a stick, apparently.
>>274273No wonder you stood out, in these parts we do battle with Hoganstaffs.
Beware of the crafty hunter-moose, they hide in the snow and wait until your guard is down.
>>274273... yes AND?
Sooo....Canada isn't a good place to take a vacation?
>>274283Depends on what you're into.
Whenever I hear of Manitoba, or really anywhere in Canada I just think of this song.
>>274283It is, it's just difficult for us Americans to bring our guns to go hunting in their plentiful wilderness...at least, that's what I've heard in the various gun, hunting, and legal magazines my dad has in his office.
Advice for fellow Americans going to Canada for fishing: Your tacklebox will be so much lighter on the way back. Trust me, you're gonna lose half of what you got in there.
This thread further strenghts my belife that Cannada is like Skandinavia only bigger and in America.
>>274292'Cause I'm sure American is totally fine with people crossing the border with armfuls of unregistered weapons, how super duper unfair of Canada.You just need the right paperwork. It's not like Canada is gun-phobic, we just have regulations on it. Sometimes the regulations seem like more trouble than they're worth, but I have to say I enjoy going through life with the decreased chances of having a gun pulled on me, especially when I have to walk to the train station through the crackhead neighbourhood when I leave work at midnight.
>>274313ahahah "American". Aaah, my skills of a typist.
>>274276jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg
>>274313seriously, I'm a gun nut, I got a batshit huge collection.I've never had any problems in dealing with the Gov'nen't.
I just realized that somewhere in this house, my Dad's gun collection sits waiting for the next hunt.He actually managed to get a hand gun before they were banned in TorontoI have no idea why he would even need a handgun for hunting.in b4 the most dangerous game.
>>274377Is it something common for home defense like a glock, or some ridiculously over-sized revolver designed to receive .50 rounds? Because people do go big game hunting with those.
>>274377>The most dangerous gameMAYADAD VERSUS CEOLAFATHER: FOIGHT OF DA CENTURAH!
"DAUGHTER, LET US GO HUNTING, YES? I BRING HAND GUN. FIT IN HAND, IS HAND GUN. BRAAAHAHA!"
>>274372It's hard to transfer ownership and move them long distances, it took like 8 hours of phone tag and forms for my dad to get some of his guns from London back up north, but I guess a lot of them were pretty old and some of the shotguns were short enough that they had to be reregistered or something.
>>274379Last time I saw it was when he had all his guns spread out in the basement and was cleaning them, it was a pretty standard looking black handgun so I guess it was a glock.My old cat was a kitten back then, it was kind of funny to see a little grey fuzzball cajoling about with gun parts. Dad didn't mind because he loves kittens so much.>>274383oh u
>>274382Been done. It's been concluded that the fight would last forever.
>>274439No man it's Forvertime.
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>>274448 >>274455 "How nice."
>>274483don't you mean, How mice?