Hey /baw/, do you have two stupid looking beardless fucking mums?
No.
What if our dads are clean shaven, but our moms have beards?
I have a mom and a dad both with beards. Just not good ones.
>>273208Mom picks up the slack and gets to be your dad.
>>273211Averages out to a single competent beard.
My Dad had a mustache while I grew up. Now his beard sorta looks like mine, 'cept he grooms it a little differently.
My family genes don't provide adequate coverage for beards. I just get this stuff on my face that's too lacking in follicles for a proper beard and yet too thick to not shave. I blame that bit of native american ancestry.Feels awkward, man./go_shave
>>273232Same here. But Asian blood.
He really needs to grow it back out.
I have four stupid looking beardless mums.Also, fuck yes I love that song.
>>273233Stop blaming your personal beard laziness on your Asianosity.
I get stubble....it's all blond and sparkles in light...I AM BEARD FAILURE
I'm black with Indian ancestry. What little beard I do have has me looking like Shaggy Rogers.I've been trying to grow my sideburns back ever since my barber sheared them off while I wasn't paying attention over a year ago, though.
>>273204singlehandedly best band my city has ever produced. helped by the fact that the Hiltop Hoods are the only other one i could think of
I'm 1/16 Cree. You can see the problem there already. Or 1/32.
>>273248Seriously? 1/32? The only people who pretend 1/32 is a relevant number are the ones trying to get advanced standing when Hydro's hiring.
>>273252Or to see if it nets them financial aid money. That was my twin's plan.
I have facial hair that I like to pretend looks good.Most of the guys in my life love it, but the women can't stand it.Bitches and hos.
>>273256Definitely knew those kind of people. Guy in town used to complain about how natives were lazy freeloaders who got all these handouts, found out somebody in his family three generations back had been native, and did all the paperwork to get treaty status so his kids could get tuition rebates.
>>273252>>273256Honestly, I couldn't care less about my ancestry. I just have a lot of trouble growing facial hair. I want to look like Chuck Darwin. It also pisses me off that my father can grow a beard.Well, except for the bald, but you know what I mean.
>>273204Pfft....ZZ Top scoffs at those pathetic beards.
I had a pretty great beard for the majority of my last semester, but I shaved it off after graduation. Now I'm kinda on the fence about whether or not to grow it out again. I must seek advice from my elders.
On a related note, here is my best friend and his beard.
>>273266If you had the mustache to go with it, it would be an absolute tragedy to shave your beard off. Just the chinstrap isn't so heartbreaking... You can get away with being clean shaven and charming everybody's moms.
I have a pretty sweet goatee.
i dont enjoy having a beard.
>>273299My mustache complicates things; it's much lighter than the rest of my beard. I need to give it almost a month-long head start in order for there to be any visibility, let alone balance with the rest of the beard.I've done pretty well without much of a beard, moms and all. We'll see what happens when it gets colder.
>>273242That man is old. Find a younger Asian man with a nice full beard. This is almost 2 weeks of growth, due to real laziness, and the hairless patches on the sides and under my chin are where hair does not grow. I would love to be lazy and never shave again, but it just looks stupid.
>>273416David Suzuki was born with his beard as far as I can extrapolate.
>>273416My hair is kind of patchy too so I usually just leave it in a goatee and shave everything else.
>>273435Needs the "Kilmister."
>>273442So does YOUR FACE
>>273443n
I've got a short little goatee, and the reason I shave the rest of my face is because otherwise I'd look way too much like my dad (people already point out the resemblance all the time). Don't get me wrong, I love and respect the man, but I want to have my own identity.
>>273442I convinced one of my friends to do that once, I was quite proud.
>>273555As am I.
>>273416Well that made me feel better about myself. It's always bugged me how slow my beard grows, but if that's all you've got after two weeks.. Damn..
>>273555I've been trying to get a friend to do that forever. He won't budge. I'm so disappointed.
>>273750>I've been trying to get a friend to do that forever>he won't bulgeSOMETHIN IS WRONG WIT HIS BONE BULGDE?HOW HIGH DOE YOU EVEN HAVE TO [/b]BE?[/b]