You can do it with a regular razor. Pull the hair up with one hand and push the razor in however far out you want. Think about how you move your hand when you're trying to shave a precise line on your face; that's the motion you want to be making.

Just whatever you do, don't shave it all off. Shit's uncomfortable when it's too short.

>>270285
I know what you're saying, but I'm trying to think how this would work, since you'd be dealing with this large clump of hair.

How do you not shave it all down to the skin?

I assume you're not shaving it bald, so just take a regular razor and run it across and then use small, sharp scissors to trim the rest. Just be careful.
If you're going for bald LOL. Don't.

>>270289
Unless maybe you're talking about using a trimmer?

>>270289
Don't use a hand razor like this. Use an electric/battery powered one or some really small scissors.

>>270289
Take a look at this incredibly crude picture I just drew. There are three steps. Grab the hair and pull it, move the blade in, and cut.

Pull the hair taught and put the blade halfway up the hair.

>>270295
And I only drew one hair because I was lazy. You can do a good couple square inches in one go, the whole area in a minute or two.

>>270295
For each hair?

Yeesh, that's going to take a while.

>>270296
>>270297

Durp.

Saged for double-post.

Some specialty razors have a battery-operated beard trimmer on the reverse end. I got a Shick one specifically for this purpose; works well, and only needs one AA.

Hey wait, can't you just throw some nair on that shit?

>>270301
If all the stories about ball sensitivity are true, he probably shouldn't. Nair burns like fuck, especially if you do it wrong.

>>270302

Oh, then I suggest just taking an electric razor to all the easy parts and then being careful with scissors or some shit for the sack and whatnot. Pretty much what I do whenever I decide I need a trim down there. Works well.

Electric razor with a guard for the main part, small trimmer or trimming scissors for the balls. Be careful and do not go too short.

What if, hypothetically speaking, the friend in question has a few errant hairs growing on the underside of his shaft?

>>270306
... Uh... Yeah, that's a stumper...

Man up and pluck? See a doctor?

Just rip it right off, gawd.

>>270310
I don't even want to think about.

Fire took most of my pubic hair, so I just use a razor on the rest or I get weird hairy patches.

Also, I swear to God, if you've got a steady hand and you're good at it, a straight razor shave is THE most comfortable, stubble free shave.

I also had a friend of mine who styled his with hair gell and stuff, we found it out when we asked him why he always walked funny and he'd respond with a creepy smile and say "so I don't ruin the doo."

..so I guess that's an option.

>>270318
>Fire took most of my pubic hair

Do we want to know?

>>270320
Tried to save my Grandmother's antique plates from a brush fire my Dad started to clear out Gram's old trash not realizing they were in garbage bag next to where he was putting the other garbage bags, Denim turned out to be more flammable than I thought it was at 14 years old.

>>270320
No, because it is probably bullshit anyways!

>>270324
Ouch! That's terrible.

No permanent damage to the equipment, I hope?

Once ever month or so, I grab one of these >>270294 and go to town.

>>270329
Doesn't it itch, though, when it starts to grow back in?

And how do you shave the scrotum? It's all... wrinkly.

And vulnerable to slicing.

>>270333
Nah. I don't really have that issue.
Scrotum is easy, because it stretches. If you stretch it out, it's not as vulnerable to being cut as you might think. I've never cut it accidentally.

>>270335
>I've never cut it accidentally.

Have you ever cut it on purpose?

>>270337
....that would be even dumber than cutting it accidentally. No I have not.

So far my friend has gotten lots of conflicting advice in regards to his hypothetical manscaping.

We've gone from regular razors to electric razors to trimmers to straight razors.

I'm thinking that an electric razor with a beard groomer would be the way to go.

Could my friend use scissors to get the hair down to a length where he could then use the groomer, or would that be ill-advised?

DO IT LIKE A MAN

NOW YOU'RE A MAAAAAAAAN
A MAYHN MAYNH MAYNHHHHNNNHNHHAHHHHH

>>270328
Some minor burn scars, nothing overly serious.

>>270333
Depends on the kind of hair you have, if it's very course then yeah, you'll sometimes get some itch if you let it get away, also the scrotum is the easiest since it stretches, it's the partition between the penis and testicles that's difficult. At least to me.

>>270326
We never talk, we should fix that.

Then again it doesn't sound like you'd be struck on that idea, your call, but I'm always interested in making new friends especially outta people who aren't very fond of me.

>going near dong w/ a razor

lol no thx

scissors all the way

>>270365
Scared of a little genital landscaping by mistake,ehh? DON'T BLAME YOU, stick to what you can do.

Best advice I can give.

Make sure you stretch your ball skin when you shave it.

I shaved myself a couple of times. I used an electric razor with a small clipper. Used the clippers to shorten the hair, the razor to make it smooth. And make sure it's clean.

Keep in mind that hair is there for a reason. Stubble will rub like sandpaper at times. And I hope you don't get any ingrown hairs. I strongly suggest you don't shave if you're planning on doing a lot of physical activities.

>>270371

more like who wants their crotch to look like a malformed turkey dinner. shaved pubes are for porn stars only

>>270373
HA! Hadn't thought of it that way.

Fair point.

Your best bet is to invest in a Body Hair Trimmer. You can do it with a razor - it's how I did it the first time - but it's a lot more difficult, and you risk both cutting yourself and getting razor burn on your crotch. Not fun. With a body hair trimmer, it becomes a no-muss-no-fuss painfree experience.

>>270373

That and people who just hate pubic hair. I don't much care what my crotch looks like, but I do care that that shit itches, stinks, can't be properly cleaned, and is just generally a nuisance.

>>270398

itche? stinks? cant be cleaned?

its called a bath man you should have one

>>270398
>that shit itches, stinks, can't be properly cleaned
Huh?

Body Hair Trimmer. They have some specially made for penises(men) now too.

That's really all there is to say here.

Also: Wash your junk guys, seriously.

Smooth balls feels so good, oh yeah.

I tried shaving my pubes, though. My groin now looks like the moon, and it'll take two weeks for all that hair to grow back. Feels meh.

>>270477
>U Jelly
I hate that one.

Scrub. Everything.

>>270491
I. NEED. THAT. SOAP.

>>270400
>>270401

I do, bro. But even right out of the shower, it still seemed nasty to me. Maybe it's just a perception thing and it only seemed that way to me, but whatever. I'm glad to be rid of it either way.

I just go at it with scissors. Trim, don't shave - bald or stubbly dick isn't fun; I know, I did it once and it was a terrible idea.

>>270309
Why would my friend need to see a doctor?

I feel like trying Nair. Maybe when these ingrown hairs go away OH GOD THIS REALLY HURTS.

>>270623
You know, they make Nair for Men and Nair for Sensitive skin! That's what my brother uses, according to all the hilarious stories he regales me with over the phone. It usually doesn't hurt him, but... uh... don't leave it on for more than 15-20 minutes.

...h-he sort of fell asleep with nair on his junk and woke up going "ow why am i in pai--OH GOD"

>>270282
You say that Toof, but having a fucking jungle for a crotch is no picnic either.