*GLOD USED HEADBUTT*
Glod: "Eeeh..."

Come on, keep at it, Glod, almost fully trained up, and then we can head on into the forest...

SPREESES: ___ __ _____ __ _____ _

Andy Dick: "Yeah, maybe that's enough training for now. SPREESES has some new psychic attacks, and Glod's got that stronger noggin now..."

Glod:"And HOW is this training me for ANYTHING? My head hurts, and my feet hurt, and my-"

A Wild Pokémon! - Johto (Gold…

Glod: "AGGH! WHAT THE?!?!"

Woah...

...LET'S GET IT!!!

Oh thank God, I thought I was gonna kill it...

What name shall we give to the Heracross?

>>23861
KENTAROS
AND THEN HAVE HIM WIPE UP TEARS WITH A CHOICE SCARF
...ONE DAY

>>23862
Kentaros: "My stringth has madi you cry, wepi up your tiars, weth my fests!"

*BOX'D*

Ken: "Wait, what?"

Well, I'd say that's enough training, we can probably handle ourselves in the forest now.

Ken: "FINALLY. No more distractions! Let's get to Goldenrod and get us another-"

Tron Legacy : The Grid (Piano cover + sheet)

R. Mika: "Wait a minute, isn't that..."

YOU!!!

K. Cole: "Oh, hey, you're that kid from New Bark he wanted me to battle. Listen, I'm really busy with some stuff in Eucreteak, so I'll need you t-"

Ken: "NO! You get over here!"

K. Cole: *sigh* "Look, kid, I know you might have promised that professor that you'd get back the Mudkip or whatever, but really, you need to give up the whole heroics nonsense. I mean, you ARE working on the same side I am, right?"

Wait, you keep saying we're working together... what do you mean by that?

K. Cole: "Wait, he hasn't told you the plan?"

No, he ha- wait, who is HE?

K. Cole: "Th-the guy on the phone, duh. Prometheus."

Ken: "You and Prometheus are working together? But... why did he ask you to steal a Pokémon?"

K. Cole: "My guess is to draw you out as an excuse to work along with the plan. Unfortunately, you seem to be just dragging your feet around with this gym mess, while he indiscriminately messes up the take-downs."

Takedowns? ...wait, do you mean that stuff in the well?

K. Cole: "Oh, you know about that? Guess you're not as out of the loop as I thought. Yes, the stuff at the well, which I- wait..."

>>23867
K. Cole: "How did you find out about the well operations?"

Bosco: "BOSCO AND FRIENDS TOLD BY UGLY VOICE MAN THAT THERE BAD GUYS WHO NEED PUNCHING IN WELL, SO WE DO IT CAUSE TREE THAT CAN'T BE PUNCHED IN WAY OF PLANS."

K. Cole: "And you just, went down there and just messed up the whole operation? Without getting rid of Proton?"

Yeah... why?

The Prodigy- Worlds On Fire- I…

K. Cole: "Do you... have ANY idea... how close you just made the WHOLE DEAL GO KAPUT?!?!"

Wait, what deal? Stop saying stuff I don't know abou-

K. Cole: "SHUT UP! BATTLE! NOW!!!"

K. Cole: "STARAVIA! DEAL WITH THIS MORON!"

WOAH! Andy, you're up!

Andy Dick: "Wow, a bird type. How nostalgic."
Electricity Shock Sound Effect

K. Cole: "Double Team! DOUBLE TEAM! DOUBLE TEAM!!!"

Andy Dick: "Man, I can't hit it! What do I do?"

Throw it some thunder...

Andy Dick: "FEED IT SOME LIGHTNING!"

K. Cole: "Rrr... MARSHTOMP! YOUR TURN!"

Ken: "KIP! It's me, Ken! What are you doing?

Marshtomp: "..."

Ken: "Come on, man, snap out of it... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!?!"

K. Cole: "Made him stop talking... want me to do the same to you?"

*Marshtomp growls*

You know, I'm glad SPREESES has got a hypnosis attack, or we'd be out a team-mate by now.

SPREESES: __ ____ ____ __ ____ ____

...maybe I'll give him back his voice chip later...

Two down. Send in your last Pokémon. Glod? You're up for this one.

Glod: "Oh jeez, oh hamburgers..."

K. Cole: "Hm! So you can train some impressive common Pokémon, but can you deal with a truly rare and powerful breed?"

K. Cole: "LARVITAR! ANNIHILATE HIM!!!"

...wait, really? He's adorable.

K. Cole: "You may think so now, but his powers of the earth will decimate your tea-"

Glod. Metal Claw.

Glod: "WAAAAAGGHHH!!!!"

Down you go.

K. Cole: "...Well... that explains the reason Proton ran off I suppose..."

Now talk. What is this plan?

K. Cole: "Well, right now, your guess is as good as mine..."

Bosco: "BOSCO SAY WE JUST PUNCH THIS GUY AND GET OVER WITH IT!"

What do you have to do with this Team Rocket resurgence?

What do you mean?

K. Cole: "If Team Rocket IS coming back, it needs to be done right. And these... executives are hold-overs from a by-gone era... an era where Team Rocket just didn't win. That's my plan. Pruning."

So, you're with Team Rocket?

K. Cole: "No. Not yet. But if this works, I will be. And that where this Prometheus stuff was to come in. But he sent you instead. And you messed it up."

Uh... sorry?

K. Cole: "Whatever..."

Wait, so you KNOW Prometheus? Who is that guy?

K. Cole: "He's out of this plan, is who he is. And you better stay out of it too, for now. The team's all antsy about all this incident, and we all need to keep low for now."

Okay, so, Prometheus is fighting Revicom, and Team Rocket, who he thinks are connected, but the Team doesn't, and he's fighting Team Rocket to help this redhead kid get higher up IN Team Rocket, so he's not REALLY fighting Team Rocket, and he sent us to take care of Team Rocket instead because... he thinks they're connected?

Ken: *shrug*

Let's just... we'll figure this out later.

R. Mika: "That's the spirit."

Listen, I think I'm going to have to stop for today now. I was supposed to meet up with friends and be done with this part by now, (hence the earlier time.)

I might, MIGHT, be able to wrap up this portion tomorrow, but I have a LOT of test studying to do for this Stats grade on Tuesday, and again, I thought I'd be done. If I can do it, it's on Sunday at noon. If I don't post within a half hour of then, it's not on. Sorry guys, but these next few weeks are gonna be sort of sketchy.

Hyrule Town Orchestra Remix - Minish Cap

Man, gotta say, it feels good being on the road again.

Glod: "Oh, golly, a forest? I don't know, boss, it's all wet, and there's pollen everywhere, and I think there's dirt in my nubs, and..."

Apprentice: "Oh, thank Arceu- HEY DUDE! COME OVER HERE FOR A SECOND!"

Oh! Uh, hi there.

Apprentice: "Yeah, yeah, whatever, just come over here. Need to talk to you for a bit."

Okay, what seems to be the trouble?

Apprentice: "Well, my boss told me to head to the forest and collect some wood for our charcoal business, but just recently this big bird flew by and scared off the Farfetch'd who were helping me!"

Ken: "Big... bir-"

Apprentice: "I'd go after them myself, you see, but this forest is CRAWLING with Pokémon and I haven't got any of my own!"

SPREESES: ___ __ _ ______!

Apprentice: "So, I was wondering if you could head off in there and bring them back here. They're very skittish, so you have to sneak up carefully to grab them. Don't let them see you coming either..."

Bosco: "WHAT IN IT FOR BOSCO?"

Apprentice: "Well, if you guys need some compensation, I do have this old Technical Machine that might help you get through the forest..."

Hmm... we'll do it!

Andy Dick: "Sure we couldn't just zap these things and be done with it?"

No, Andy, we've got to bring these guys back unharmed.

Andy Dick: "Oh come on, we can always just say we found them like that..."

Metal Gear Solid 4 Alert Sound (!)

Alright! Gotch'ya! Let's get you back to that apprentice and get our reward!

...what?

Apprentice: "Well, I said THEY ran off, the plural of Farfetch'd is Farfetch'd.

R. Mika: "Well, no use arguing grammar, let's get that walking pun of a Pokémon."

Freaking side-quests with their stupid pointless errands and their stupid semantics and all of their dumb-

Ken: "Is that a Bulbasaur?"

Huh. It seems to be guarding some sort of... item.

R. Mika: "Maybe it's got some important job as keeper of that item, and the item's something that could should leave it be..."

Ken: "Nah, screw that, we need some Grass members on our team!"

All right! One more over-powered starter for the gang!

What name shall we give to the Bulbasaur?

>>23906
Oops, didn't notice that it was female.

PAMELA

Pamela: "He-"

*BOX'D"

Well let's see what that Bulbasaur was guardi-

Ken: "Oh, hello."

R. Mika: "What did I tell you?"

Well, this puts us in a bind morally, I mean, technically we COULD use it, but based on the clippings of conspiracy we know, there's some connection to Team Rocket with this thing. I mean, can we use these things if they may or may not profit a corrupt compa-

Bosco: "BLAH BLAH BLAH MORAL CHOICES WHY HAS BOSCO NOT GOT TO PUNCH SOMETHING IN WHILE?!?!"

Bosco: "BOSCO REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW."

Bosco:"BOSCO STILL NOT GOT TO PUNCH ANYTHING! BOSCO MAD! AND CONFUSED. WHICH MAKES BOSCO MADDER!"

What is the name we shall give to this Roselia?

>>23913
CARREY

Carrey: "AH! OH~ what a WONDERFUL day to frolic and pl-"

*Box'd*

Glod: "Oh jeez, I think I'm getting stuffed sinuses again..."

All right, now that those are taken care of, let's get this Farfetch'd. Finally.

GET BACK HERE!

HA HA! GOT YOU!

Ken: "Good, now let's go get us some Tech Machines."

Apprentice: "Wow, Dude, you saved my butt on this whole Farfetch'd thing. Really would have been screwed by that big bird if you hadn't come along and helped me out."

Hey, no problem.

Ken: "Yeah, you keep talking about this BIRD. What exactly did you s-"

Shut up Ken, now about this Technical Machin-

"APPRENTICE!!!!"

Apprentice:"Uh oh..."

Boss: "HAVE, YOU, BEEN, SLAAAAAACKING ON THE JOB AGAIN?!?!"

Apprentice: "No, I-I, the Pokémon got awa-"

Boss: "NO EXCUUUUUSES! I SEE ONE APPRENTICE AND NO FIREWOOD! WHAT, DOES, THAT, EQUUUUUUAL?!?!"

Andy Dick: "Hate to break this up, but wasn't there a technical machine somewhere in here?"

Boss: "DID, YOU, PROMISE, THESE, PEOPLE, TEHHHHHHECKNICAL MACHINES?!?!"

Apprentice: "Y-y-y-y-yes sir, sorry sir."

Boss: "THEN THEY GET IT, TAKE YOUR PAY AND LEAVE!"

Uh... okay?

ALL RIGHT! A HIDDEN MACHINE! Now, who do I use this on?

Which Pokémon should be given the ability of Cut?

>>23924
(Derp forgot picture)

>>23925
WHAT MOVES HAS GLOD GOT?

Sick with Flu + Finals in a week and a half = WE'RE NOT DOING THIS UNTIL DECEMBER 10th. Sorr.y

FINALS ARE NEARLY COMPLETE
CAR IS NEARLY FIXED

THIS LP SHALL CONTINUE ON 6PM THIS SUNDAY
COME HELL OR HIGHWATER
AND BE ON THIS TIME PEOPLE GAWD

SERIOUSLY DUDES I'M FINALLY FREE.

YOU GUYS BETTER ON AT 6PM TOMORROW.

Okay, now, as I was saying...

Which Pokémon should be given the ability to Cut?

And just for everyone's references. Here's the movesets of the three guys who can use Cut.

Ken...

Bosco...

And Glod.

CHOOSE.

Or just tell me to get some other Pokémon for it, whatever.

Not an easy decision...I'd go for Mud Slap on Glod.

>>24089
Glod: "Ohh dear. Are you entirely positive that I have to be the one with the sharp attacks? I mean, oh jeez, what if I cut myself in battle or do it wrong and mess up something brittle? Oh, hamburgers, this is too much pressure, I just KNOW I'm gonna hurt something, and then we'll get litigious responses, and then court hearings, and-"

>>24090
Glod:"-nd then there's the matter of ALL that paperwork I hear they make you fill out for all the claims and counterclaims, and the next thing you know you-"

Yes, thank you Glod, we can come to that bridge when we cross it, back in the Pokéball.

Man, this forest is immense. You really could get well lost in it. Still, it's a nice quiet change of pace from those caves and routes, I'd say.

Ken: "Who are you talking to?"

Uh... no one?

Ken: "Well, don't. It's freaking me out. This place gives me the creeps well enough."

R. Mika: "Wait, you're scared of a forest? Why?"

Spreeses: ____ ____ _ ______ _______

Bosco: "BOSCO NOT AFRAID OF FOREST! BOSCO NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! BOSCO PUNCH THINGS HE NOT AFRAID OF, WHICH EVERYTHING!"

Ken: "I know, I know, okay? I just... I've got a bad feeling about this place..."

Ken, relax, there's not another soul around here for mi-

Pokemon Gold/Silver - Kimono G…

???:"At last! The hero of naught sword nor blade,
Has made his way to our humble glade.

Bosco: "THAT DUMB LADY WHO SINGSONG AT US IN BIRDS CITY"

Zuki? What are you doing out here?

???:"...that city of birds and Bellsprouts is not from where I'm meandering.
And Zuki's not my name either, for she's my sister, see.
My name is Naoko, and I am charmed to meet thee."

R. Mika: "Um, are you sure? Because you look just like her. And sound just like her. And say things like her."

Naoko:"Of quintuplets, we are born. A rare blessing indeed.
But we grow off topic, I now come with a great deed.
Our Lord has given me knowledge, that I must now bestow.
But the knowledge I now carry..."

Naoko:"Is for only Ken to know."

Ken: "Wait, what? Why me?"

Naoko: "Our lord believes a time will come a choice you'll have to make,
and these visions of tomorrow perhaps will aid the path you take.
But these things must be your burden, or the future will be in shock,
so these secrets I must tell you, in my mind must they stay in lock."

Andy Dick: "Wait don't we have a say in this? Why don't we get to hear the future?"

Ken: "Look, don't bother, Andy. This is probably just one of those sort of traditional rules about fortune telling or whatever. Let's just get this over with... this far enough away?"

Naoko: "It will do my feathered friend, you are far enough away.
That the things that you will see won't hurt your friends in any way."

Ken: "...wait, what? Hurt my friends? What?"

Naoko: "Take heart, young man, and know this true,
The things that yet to be, are set in motion for you..."

Ken: "So are you just gonna read my talon, or-"

Hate bitches who speak in riddles.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent Soundtrack -Terror
Ken:"Rr-grragggh!!!!"

KEN!!!

Ken:"...snrk...gm..."

Naoko: "...for the fire has purged us of error."

Ken... Ken, are you all right?

Ken:"..."

R. Mika: "What happened? What did she show you?"

Ken: *shakes head, beak shut tight* "S-s-superstitious crap. Let's go. Hate this place."

Bosco: "Usually Bosco mad he not get something first... this not usually."

You sure you're okay buddy? Do we need to just lie down for a bi-

Ken:"I SAID I'M FINE. LET'S. GO."

Route 34 Orchestrated

R. Mika: "Aah~ Feels good to stretch the wings out finally. Feel like I've been cooped up in that Poké-ball for too long..."

Spreeses: ___ __ ___ ___ ___ ____

Spreeses is right. We should grab the next Pokémon before we move on.

A Wild Pokémon! - Johto (Gold…

Spreeses: ____ ___ ____ _ ____ ___ ______

Oh hey... another psychic type.

Great catch, guys. Now, as for his name...

What is the name we shall give to this Drowzee?

>>24108
SHNOZOLA

BOX'D.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'd say here'd be a good place to camp for the night. We can finish the route come sunrise.

Glod: "Oh goodness me, shuteye? How marvelous! I was beginning to worry about my skin if we were just going to stay up forever and a day out here, I mean I could really use a nice, long..."

Black Sabbath- Embryo

(Chapter VII will start next week, the 18th, same time as today, followed by two back to back 6pm LPs on Christmas Eve and Day.)

Eh, better make it 6:30. Bit of a dinner crisis at the house right now.

Werner Tauber - 42nd Street

R. Mika: "This place is HUGE!!!"

Bosco: "BOSCO THINK IT TOO BIG, SEEM SOULESS AND MATERIALISTIC, UNLIKE CAVE."

Well, I'm gonna have to agree with R. Mika, I'm pretty impressed myself.

Andy Dick:"I'm not sure I really like it myself, getting all this feedback from the station."

Glod: "Oh my, it might be that Radio Tower near downtown, perhaps you should stay indoors around here, I've heard radio signals can frazzle you guys pretty good."

Spreeses: ____ __ ____

You know, I think that we should give Spreeses back his voice box, guys.

Ken: "What? No, that's a horrible idea."

I just- these pause noises are getting more annoying... anyway, it's just a maybe.

Oh, it's a bike shop... hello there...

Fanfare

AGGH WHAT FANFA- WHAT?!?!

The Helpful Old Man's Tour (Go…

Bikeshop Owner: "HELLO GOOD PERSON I OWN A SHOP OF BIKES AND YOU ARE OUR 100TH CUSTOMER HOW GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Wait, what? What? Stop for a second I-

Bikeshop Owner: "PLEASE HOLD ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END OF THE PROMOTION SIR MA'M THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

Ken: "No, no not you, NO!!!"

Bikeshop Owner:"FOR YOUR INTEREST IN PROMOTING SMALL BUSINESSES AND IMPORTANT CULTURAL HERITAGES OF LARGE CITIES I NOW GIVE ONE FABULOUS PORTABLE BICYCLE FOR FREE HOW VERY LOVELY!"

Um... yeah, okay, cool.

R. Mika: "Wait, how much do these things cost normal-"

Bikeshop Owner: "NORMALLY THEY GO FOR MILLIONS OF POKEDOLLARS, OR FOR VOUCHERS GIVEN TO RICH PEOPLE WHO DON'T NEED BIKES, SO POOR PEOPLE CAN'T RIDE THEM EITHER. I SHALL NOW LAUGH AT THIS HORRIBLE BUSINESS-CRUSHING MARKETING DECISION!!!"
Tidus Laughing in G Major

We... we should go...

HG/SS Goldenrod City - Orchestral Remix

Spreeses: ____ ___ ___ ____

I... I really think we should just fix him.

Ken: "Did you forget how annoying his voice was, Jack?"

Well, no, but...

R. Mika: "Listen, I don't want to drag down the party here, but you guys seem to be forgetting something."

Like what?

R. Mika: "Like that little thing we picked up in the forest."

...the Roselia?

R. Mika: "No... the Revive."

Oh! Oh right... what about it?

R. Mika: "Well, based on what we know about Revicom, should we use it? I mean, based on what we know about the company, perhaps we shouldn't be using them..."

Hmm, you got a point there.

Andy Dick: "Uh, not that you guys care or anything, but I say you should keep it. They're still rumors, it's not like we know for sure or not, rumors hatched by a guy on a bad phone connection. And even if they were, we found this one on the ground. We didn't spend any money on it or anything, so we didn't give the company any profits for it."

Well... yeah, that's good too.

R. Mika: "Listen, until we know more, I say we get rid of the thing, next gym we can buy them from stores, and then we'll have more information."

Andy Dick: "And I say we hold on to whatever we can find. Illicit or not, the fact is, this thing could save our necks down the line."

Well...


Should Jack withhold from using Revives during this run, or should he permit himself to use Revives found in the wild?

As far as I'm concerned, the only moral problem is buying more. I say go for it.

...I say we keep it. Andy's right. That last gym battle was a real killer. We might need a lifeline or two in case something bad happens down the line,

Ken:"..."

And letting a resource like that go to waste wouldn't be a smart move. Sorry, R. Mika.

R. Mika: "Hey, it's your choice, boss. I just hope it's the right one."

ALL RIGHT! I heard about this. Goldenrod's got this great spot for no-rules, no-barred,

Pokémon Gam... bli...

...what the heck?

Yeah, yeah, this is wonderful, where's the slots?

Mr. Game: "Oh, we don'ts have slots in here. Is bad for young minds. We good and safe game of guessing for fabulous prizes, why not?"

Well these are pretty cool Technical Machines...

And we could use one of those Pokémon...

All right, I suppose we could play this for a little while. I mean, it can't take THAT long to get a good amount of coins, right?

...right?

...

...

...

...right?

Okay, that's enough of that, let's see what we can buy.

So, we've got enough coins to last us a purchase of any of these Pokémon, and a TM to boot. The question is...

Should Jack choose to get the Abra, the Ekans, or the Dratini?

>>24181
DRATINI ALL THE WAY

>>24182
*One drop-off of Andy Dick later*
Yeah, we've got plenty of Psychic Types, and no one likes Poison, I want me some Dragon!

What is the name that we shall give this... oh... Oh right...

Ken: "Well, how are we gonna develop a personality for it now?"

R. Mika:"If only there was a place we could actively change names of Pokémon whenever we wanted, like a guy in a stupid house could do it. With magic."

Oh hey! What do you know!

Okay, as I was saying...

What name shall we give to the Dratini?

>>24186
Lady Rainicorn.

>>24187
Rainicorn: "나는 거대한 괴물 뱀을 먹고 나는 당신의 페니스가 없습니다."

...g-good to you have you on the team too...

Okay, who wants to go check out the department store?

Spreeses: ____ ____ ___ _______

Okay, that's it, hang on.

Ken: "Dude, no, don't give it back..."

I have to, this clicking noise is just driving me crazy... now where did I put it...

*click*

Spreeses: "Os doy las gracias por volver el don de la palabra para mí, formador..."

Ken: "...uh, Jack, that's not Spree's voice box."

Wait, I think I got the wrong voice box in there, maybe I sho-

Spreeses: *gasp* ¡Tanta belleza!

Gipsy Kings - Madre Mia [HQ]

Spreeses: *floats to Rainicorn* "Señora mía, de todos mis viajes he nunca contempló una tan magníficos como usted. Me gustaría mover montañas para vuestros afectos, a derribar los muros de un millón de ciudades que le traiga tesoros de mi adoración. Todo lo que pido es su solicitud, mi flor. Yo soy tuyo."

Rainicorn: "당신은 우습다. 좀 사를 신고 이었습니다."

R. Mika: "You know what? I like it this way..."

TO BE CONTINUED

I think I'm gonna have to just do it this afternoon at 6pm instead, and THEN do the 25th as normal.

Sort of derped and forgot when we open presents nowadays.

Well, we'll sort this voicebox thing out another time, let's go check the west side of town out.

Oh hey! A Marill...

Wait, I know you...

Lyra: "There you are!"

Ken: "Hey, it's the Professor's kid!"

Lyra? What are you doing here?

Lyra: "Oh! Jack! Well, I was just dropping off some test programs to Bill's house. He lives right near by."

Bill? Who's Bill?

Lyra: "You mean, you don't know who Bill is? He helped invent the connected storage network that trainers use. He even helped connect the regions system for trade on a global scale. Whose storage system did you think you'd been using all this time?"

...mine?

Ken: "Wait, I thought Bill lived in Cerulean City. What's he doing all the way in Goldenrod?"

Lyra: "Oh, some sort of mess with a costume party. He never really talks about it. Anyway, it's easier to work on the centers near here."

Oh right! That whole programming error started out here didn't it?

Lyra: "Yep, nine years ago... wait, what am I doing? I should have mentioned, he wanted to speak to you about some sort of issue with the phones."

Tron Legacy - Soundtrack OST -…

...phone issue?

Lyra: "Yeah, he was sort of tight lipped about what he had to say, just that he would only speak to you personally about it. Just figured I'd pass on the message. He's in Eucreteak right now, but you might still catch him there."

Lyra: "Well, I'll catch you later, Jack. Call me if you need anything."

Ken: "You don't think that it's-"

I think we need to not worry about that right now. Whether it's about him or not isn't important.... we finished with that mess.

Jazzy Elevator Music

I still can't get over how big this city is...

Rainicorn:"아니, 정말 그랬어. 나와는 달리 딕."

I mean, who knows what we could find... down...

Metal Gear Solid 4 Alert Sound (!)

Hey... this counts as an event Pokémon! I could catch this one too!

Rainicorn: "당신이 탐욕스러운 물고기다."

ALL RIGHT! I LOVE THIS CITY!

What is the name we shall give to this Porygon?

>>24223
Ubuntu.

*BOX'D*

Huh. Thought it would have changed names now that we know who makes the storage system...

R. Mika: "Hey, what's that tower over there about?"

Oh, I heard about this, that's that Goldenrod Radio Tower. Professor Oak does his broadcast over there... I wonder if he's in...

Um... is that...

Grunt:"What do you want?"

Are you... with Team Rocket?

Grunt:"...no?"

Well, why are you dressed like one?

Grunt:"...it's a costume?"

Okay, works for me.

Hey, hey is Oak on right now?

DJ: "SHH!!!"

*Points to far end of the room*

Okay, thanks!

DJ: "SHH!!!"

Hey, have you seen Oak around anywhere?

Police: "What? The old man? No, he just records his radio show beforehand and sends in the tapes. Hasn't taken the mic in a good while proper."

Ken: "Say, what's up that stairwell?"

Police: "Oh, that's just corporate stuff. Lot of companies use the tower for official business. BoostTech, Plasma Johto, and there's some big penthouse up at the top. Some rich executive or something."

Ooh, can we see?

Police: "Sorry, but it's off limits to civvies from here on out. If you need clearance, talk to the service desk downstairs."

Deskhelp: *sigh*"Welcome to Goldenrod Radio Tower, home of the fabulous radio broadcast you and your family in Johto have come to know and lo-"

Yeah, yeah, look, we were wondering if you knew when Oak would be in, we need to speak with him.

Deskhelp: "Listen, kid, he'll be available for autographs or whatever next Sunday, I suppose, but you'll have to wait until then."

Glod: "You know, guys, maybe waiting around might not be so bad. We could get some R&R, try out some more games, and just relax unti-"

Shut up Glod. Please, m'am, if there's anything you could do for us, we'd appreciate it. Like, maybe leave him a message or perhaps a note that we were here.

Deskhelp: *Rolls eyes* "Fine, I'll let him know you showed up. Anything you want to say to Maria too?"

Who's Maria?

Maria, the girl on the radio show.

Ken: "Oh we don't have a radio, and we trying to contact Oak abo-"

Deskhelp:*yanks off Jack's PokeGear, plugs in bulbous attachment*
Mac Startup
"You do now."

\/\/|-|17|\|3'/ :"\/\/0\/\/, j00Z d1D|\|'7 |<|\|0\/\/ j00Z (0ULD |-|4\/3 4 r4D10 0|\| j00r p0|<3934r?"

...what?


\/\/|-|17|\|3'/ : "|\|4/\/\3'5 \/\/|-|17|\|3'/, dUD3, 4|\|D 1'/\/\ 7|-|3 9'//\/\ L34D3R 0Ph 90LD3|\|R0D! j00Z L00|< L1|<3 4 57R0|\|9 7R41|\|3R, 50 /\/\4'/B3 j00Z 5|-|0ULD (|-|4LL3|\|93 /\/\3 50/\/\371/\/\3!"

I don- eh... what?

\/\/|-|17|\|3'/ : "9 '/ /\/\ L34D3R!!!"

Ken: "Did... anyone else hear leader there?"

\/\/|-|17|\|3'/ : "j00Z /\/\19|-|7 \/\/4|\|7 70 7r'/ $70(|<1|\|9 UP 0|\| 7/\/\$, 7|-|0U9|-|. 1'/\/\ |\|07 $Ur3 j00r /\/\0\/3$37$ R \/3r'/ 900D..."

I think I heard something about juice... maybe?

R. Mika: "That was... oh, ugh..."

Well... I guess all that's really left is the gym.

Ken: "Might want to try it tomorrow though, it is getting late."

Sure. Still, I mean, with you guys so strong, we should be able to handle anything in there. I mean, what's the worst they could throw at us?

TO BE CONTINUED CHRISTMAS DAY

OH BALLS

Uh... Thursday at 6 okay with everyone?

Oh who am I kidding, no one's reading this anyway, I can set the times when I want.

Spreeses: "¡Dios mío! Los colores de este escenario son tan chillones y femenina!"

Yeah, what he said.

Wait, you mean the types that get creamed by fighting types?

Referee: "Yep."

The type we have a good half of our team able to use attacks against?

Referee: "I suppose so."

Ken: "Well, that's encouraging."

Woah.

R. Mika: "What? What's up?'

I just realized something... this gym's shape. If you squint a bit, I think it's shaped to look like...

>>24252
...a wall-eyed angry dude with his thumbs stuck in a finger trap!

Glod:"...oh Wow. I see it too! How marvelous..."

Yes, it's amazing what you can find hidden in scenery sometimes... anyway, let's get the damn badge already....

ANDY SERKIS!

Andy Serkis:"Hello, young trainer. I'm a successful motion capture actor."

Yes you are, Andy Serkis, yes you are.

Rainicorn: "농담이겠지만, 우리는 그것에 대해 잊어버렸습니다."

Well, I guess now's as good a time as any to try out the new move changes we got at the Game Corner... Bosco?

Bosco: "WHAT YOU WANT BOSCO DO?"

The Trammps Disco Inferno

Oh God, it's the lady that was speaking in tongues back at the Radio Tower... crap, she's the gym leader isn't she?

Glod: "Well, if you guys just want to turn back and go fight another gym, I'd be happy t-"

Shut UP, Glod.

Oh no, we're in the eyesight of a trainer, gang, time to...

Carrie: *taptaptap...taptaptaptaptap*

Uh...

Uh, hello? We're... supposed to battling...

Carrie:*taptaptaptaptap...taptap*

HEY!!!

Carrie: "Huh? What? Oh, uh, yeah, right, gym battle... sorry, texting..."

I can see that, well, aren't you gonna say some sort of line beforehand or whatever?

Carrie: "Oh! Yes, uh, prepare to face my mighty-"

Carrie:"...aw man. Oh well" *taptaptaptap...*

Bosco: "BOSCO NOT SURE IF THIS GYM OR HOUSE OF STUPID."

Okay, so, all loaded up on potions, everyone's set, Bosco's up first.

Ken: "B-"

Don't even say it. Let's get us a third badge!!!

Whitney: "0|-| |-|3'/ j00Z (4/\/\3! 9R347! 1 |<|\|3\/\/ j00Z |\|33D3D 4 9'//\/\ b4D93, 50 1 7|-|0U9|-|7 1'D \/\/417 |-|3R3 \/\/|-|1L3 j00Z- "

Uh, huh, look, we're just here for the gym badge, and we were hoping to challenge you.


Whitney: "...'/34|-|, 1 |<|\|0\/\/, 1 \/\/4$ 93771|\|9 7|-|3 9'//\/\ r34D'/ Ph0r j00Z. \/\/3 d0|\|'7 937 /\/\4|\|'/ 9'//\/\ b477L3$ 7|-|3$3 d4'/$, $0 1 Ph19Ur3D..."

Right, can we just start now? I can't understand a word you're saying.

Pokémon Prism Gym Leader Batt…

Whitney: "pH1|\|3, L37'$ jU$7 937 7|-|1$ b477L3 d0|\|3 \/\/17|-|... \/\/31rD0..."

Whitney: "D3L(477'/! L4'/ 17 1|\|70 7|-|3/\/\!"

Bosco!!! Let's show them what the Monkey King can really do!!!

Bosco: "BOSCO... PUN- hrnk..."

Bosco:"...BOSCO SAY HE PUUNCH!!!"

Shake it off Bosco, we need you fast on your feet!

Bosco: "Hah, that nothing to Bosco, Bosco IS KI-"

Bosco:"BRRRARPPPAPAPAPAPAPAPKKK!!!!"

!!! BOSCO!!!

Pokemon Black and White Music …
This is bad... I gotta get a potio-

Bosco: "NO! WAIT! CAT THING NEED RECHARGE... BOSCO... CAN STILL GET IN..."

Bosco:"ONE MORE PUNCH!!!"

Bosco:"BOSCO! STRONG! BOSCO! KING!"

And Bosco gonna take a second back to recoup. Spreeses! You're up!

Spreeses: "¡Lucharé con toda mi fuerza!"

Whitney: "4 bR0|\|Z0R, r34LL'/? L1(|<17U|\|9, dR0P 4 7R41|\| 0|\| 17!"

>>24276
Let's hypnotize this thing...

And give Bosco a topping up.

Bosco: "Bosco feel... RECHARGED!!!"

Bosco! Flamethrower!

Two down! Four to go!

Bosco:"BOSCO NOT EVEN BREAKING SWEAT!"

Ken! Bosco's hurt again, you take the helm!

Ken: "All right! FINALLY!"

Whitney: "|-|/\/\! (L3Ph4BL3? bR1|\|9 1|\| 7|-|3 p41|\|!"

Ken: "HAH! Double Kick!"

Ken: "What have you got to say to that?"

Ken: "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!"

Ken:"Hah... huh... that's something to say..."

...wait a minute, I know what to do!

Glod:"Huh? Oh my, am I in a gym fight, I always wanted to b-"

Glod: "...owie! Lady, what's with the hitting, and the blasting, and the..."

YES! IT WORKED! Now, Glod...

You keep the Clefable busy, while I heal up the rest of the team.

Hah, a useless Metronome attack, this is gonna be a cakewalk.

Glod: "Oh... Oh my. I didn't realize how marvelously gorgeous this Clefable really was..."

What?

Glod:"It's like... I'm paralyzed, by love..."

No, that's Metronome's Thunder Wave.

Oh enough of this, Rainicorn! You're up!

Rainicorn:"기가막혀... 나는 절제한 후인 젤다 간질입니다."

All right, let's see if that was enough to knock Glod out of his stupor...

Glod: "He- owie! Why does this fat thing keep hitting me!"

Seems to have worked.

Now, get up, Glod! We got to give this 'fat thing' a good headbutt.

Glod: "Well, okay, here I go... HEADBU-"

Glod:"...uuuaAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!"

!!! GLOD!!!

Glod:"Did I... get... i-"

Glod has fallen in battle.

No! GLOD!!!

Bosco: "RRRRRRRRRAAAAGGGH!!! BOSCO PUNCH YOU IN THE FAAAAAAACEE!!!!"

Scott Pilgrim K.O.

...it's okay. As long as no one else falls, we can still use this revive afterwards...

Let's wrap this up. For him.

Now, let's see if lightning can't strike twice! Spreeses! You're up again!

Spreeses: "¡Vengaré a mi camarada caído con mis poderes del hipnosis!"

OH SHI-

Oh.

Um...

Heck yeah!

Ken:"DOUBLE! KICK!"

Ken: "And then there were two..."


Whitney: "RRR... 3|\|0U9|-| 0pH 7|-|1$!"

Whitney: "L0PU|\||\|'/! pH1|\|1$|-| 7|-|3 pH19|-|7!"

Spreeses! Let's see if we can make magic thrice!

BOOYAH! Now...

Heal up and...

Bosco:"BOSCO PUNCH!!!"

Whitney: "$0... 0|\|L'/ 0|\|3 L3Ph7..."

Bosco:"BOSCO LAUGH!!! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS MILTANK?"

Terminator 2 Soundtrack

Bosco:"...where music coming from?"

Whitney:"pH33L 7|-|3 \/\/R47|-| 0Ph /\/\1L74|\||<!!!!"

Spreeses... whatever this thing is, let's try the old pattern aga- wait... how about this time...

We try something else? CONFUSE RAY!

All right, it's confu-

...what the...

...should've known something like that might happen.

Nevermind, we can confuse it again!

All right! Now, Bosco, hit it with a Rock Smash while it's confused, and we'll...

Um...

What the, did... did it just...

...WooHoo By Homer J. Simpson

Whitney:"|\|0! |\|0 |\|0 |\|0! 7|-|1$ 1$ bULL$|-|17! 7|-|1$ 1$ $U(|-| bULL$|-|17!!!"

All right! Now hand over the badge!

Whitney: "pHU(|< '/0U 4|\|D pHU(|< '/0UR LU(|<! '/0U 4R3|\|'7 93771|\|9 $QU47!!! pHU(|< '/0U 4|\|D pHU(|< '/0UR LU(|<! '/0U 4R3|\|'7 93771|\|9 $QU47!!!"


Ken:"...I think she's saying no, man..."

Oh forget that, we can bring back Glod!

Glod is revived, and lives on to fight another day!

Glod:"Ooh... uh... what happened? Did we beat them?"

*hugs*

Glod:"Oh! Oh my, I think you're squeezing me too tig-"

Shut up, Glod... you did good.

Cathy: "Oh hey! Kid! Did you beat her?"

Yeah, but, she's not giving up the gym badge, and I can't understand her.

Cathy:"Oh hang on, I speak Tweenserise. |-|3'/! 5LU7B49!"

Whitney: "0|-|, \/\/|-|47'5 UP?"

Cathy: "91\/3 |-|1/\/\ 7|-|3 b4D93!"

Whitney: "|\|0, |-|3 (|-|3473D!"

Cathy: "|\|0 |-|3 d1D|\|'7, j00Z jU$7 $U><0r!"

Whitney: *sigh* "pH1|\|3..."

Pokemon HG/SS - D/P/Pt Badge Aquired Fanfare

Well, gang, that's three badges, and no losses! Pretty good run I say! How about we head back to the Center and rest up?

Glod: "Oh goodness me, yes, I could use a nice pebble soak, and catch up on my reading, and..."

*THE NEXT DAY*

Well, it's gonna be sad to say goodbye to this city... I think I got fond of the place... Hey, look, one more building to see!

Oh... it's just a flower shop...

Shopkeep: "Oh... hey, is your name Jack?"

R. Mika: "How'd you know who he was?"

Shopkeep: "Just a guess. I got a phonecall yesterday about giving the first person with a yellow and black hat, who goes by the name of Jack, was going to be heading north to Eucreteak."

Wait, who told you all this?

Shopkeep: "I don't know, he had a deep voice... something about 'cleaning up a mess'... Say, you guys going to check out that weird tree?"

Bosco:BOSCO HATED THAT TREE, HE COULDN'T PUNCH IT RIGHT!"

Shopkeep:"Yeah, from what I'm hearing, it doesn't sound like a tree to me... look, take this squirtbottle, from what I can gather, it might give you some answers."

Ken:"Wait, first, why do we need this? And second, we can't take this, you need it for your shop."

Shopkeep:"Nah, I've got plenty of watering cans. Besides, whoever that was on the line sent me some cash this morning, and said there's more if I help you out."

Ah.

R. Mika: "Well, Jack, I guess I owe you an apology."

Beg pardon?

R. Mika: "I thought that getting rid of that revive would help us, but I get it was helpful in the end."

Oh, no problem, it's cool. I get what you were saying about possible moral issues, but we gotta take what we can get...

R. Mika: "I see what you mean now."

Now come on everyone! Let's go get some new Pokémon!

42nd Street - Finale 42nd Street (Reprise)

(Thanks to everyone for the support this year from getting this LP off the ground, from artists, to the LP crew, and everyone who contributed. This will be the last LP thread of 2011. Chapter 8 will return January 21st 2012. Happy New Year everyone.)

Yeah, not gonna be able to do this today. Homework's piling on, and I have a pretty large report due on Monday. (Five days in... does not bode well...)

Tuesday at 7pm I'll do the first part of Chapter 8, and a second part on the next Saturday.

>>24429
NEVERMIND.

Gotta do it on Saturday.