Sollux: i still questi0n y0ur team-building decisi0ns. Just so you know.

"Look, Pat may be kind of intense and GIR is a dumbass, but oh you mean Eridan."

Eridan: sol alwways has a problem wwith somethin. wwhen he's not stealin matesprits i mean.

Sollux: seri0usly, d0 we need him that badly?

"WHEEEEEEFUCK"

Curry: Wait, wait... A whip. Why do you have a whip?

"..."

Curry: Ground-Type. Right.

Viridian Gym is full of assholes
Both now and in the future.

damn it Dr. Professor
I was just about to go to bed too

"SO, GROUND-TYPES, HUH?"

Eridan: he seems familiar.

Sollux: just a hell 0f a l0t t0ugher.

"HIT 'EM WITH THE GOOD STUFF!"

Pat: GLOOOOORYYYYYY!!!

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU"

"So... any chance of YOU using Ground-Types?"

"Diiiiiidn't think so."

"Pat you are the greatest psychopathic future-apocalypse soldier ever."

>>21774
Told you you wouldn't regret it.

"Healing's a pain in the ass when your bag is such a mess."

Curry: That's your own fault, if you'd clean up after yourself...

Hehehhehe.

Glad we got all those training montages

Eridan: you seem pretty upset.

"Just because I expected it doesn't mean I can't be mad about it."

Pat: GAZE INTO THE HELLFIRES OF OBLIVION!!

Sollux: l00ks like a dead end.

"This Gym is naught but a pack of lies and deceit. Whoever's the General here, I want to stick a cactus down their throat."

Sollux: i've g0t that. n0t s0 much this guy.

Eridan: hey im more stylish than youve ever been just look at this sweet cape i got

"FINALLY! A GROUND TYPE!"

>>21782
>The truly talented win with style
Says the guy with purple hair and red clothes

"Buuuuuulllshiiiiiiiit."

Cooltrainer: D:

">u>"

Cooltrainer: TRY MY RHYHORN!

"Your Rhyhorn THAT CAN'T SWIM! HAHAHAHA!"

>>21786
What's really nice is he's totally immune to Ground moves.

Just keep an eye out for Rock attacks, they'll show up here and there.

Eridan wwhy arent you fuckin usin me didnt you catch me so youd havve another wwater type

"Dude, you don't have any fucking Water attacks."

Sollux: hahaha! what a l0ser.

"CURRY! NUUUUUUUKE!"

Eridan: oh come on this ones fuckin poison put me in i at least have psychic

im hoping that the gym leader battle will be in this set. im really excited for it and for once im here for it and if it isnt i might miss it nxt time :(

"No, you have CONFUSION. Arceus, we need to jack you full of TMs once this battle's over."

>>21791
Watch him die. It'll be hilarious.

"WELL SINCE ERIDAN'S FAILING, UBOA, CLEAN UP HIS MESS."

Sollux: hahahaha

Uboa: Oh, I'll clean up his mess. And then I'll clean him.

"........."

Curry: Holy shit...

"Did... Did that really happen?"

Curry: I can't believe it...

Eridan: she wwas alwways wway too ovverconfident it wwas really only a matter of time

"I... I guess we should get a replacement. I'll miss you, Uboa. You were sort of creepy, but in a strange, endearing way."

Shes a ghost so technically she cant be killed right? loophole possibly? :p lol

Uboa: Bitch, I ain't goin' nowhere.

"..... WHAT."

Uboa: Did you think you could actually kill me? That's adorable.

"HOLY SHIT WHAT. HOW. SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'LL KEEP BATTLING WITH US?"

Uboa: HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA no. Not with your weak-ass shit.

"... Oh."

Uboa: Byyyyyye!

"._. Alright then, who do we bring in?"

>>21800
Oh boo.

>>21801
Give Tangela a try.

butterfree or scyther? (dont remember their names. i think its ramona and eric or somthing)

"Ramona's back."

Ramona: And I already miss Scott.

GRINDING BREAK, BRB.

>>21805
Boooo.

quick question professor: will you be able to fit the gym leader battle into tonight?

>>21808
Probably? I don't know how far I get in these sessions on average. It varies so much.

oh ok. well im hoping you do cuz i know that part is gonna be good. anyway, keep it up and il let you keep grinding

"Alright, that's a little bit better. LET'S GET BACK IN THERE!"

"Nnnnnnnooo? I'm actually feeling pretty refreshed!"

Ramona: Nothing quite like a good workout I guess.

"I will admit-"

Pat: DRAIN YOUR SOUL FOR HIS HOLY EMPEROR!

"-that using the same Pokemon to curbstomp an entire team does make me feel a little broken..."

"But I'm not going to go against what works."

Pat: ANOTHER SOUL TO SACRIFICE TO HIS GLORY!

(OOC: I will admit that I know absolutely nothing about Warhammer 40k besides there's a God Emperor and everyone is all about praising him with their violence.)

"AGAIN, PAT! Repeat performance!"

Personally I think this would be a good way to make Wheel of Fortune more interesting.

"Alright GIR you can handle this one. RIDE THE WAVES!"

"Then you should, ah... Uh... Refuel... At your earliest convenience..."

Ramona: Better comebacks, Wayne.

"Shut up."

"0O0"

"GET THE FUCK OUT."

Giovanni: Surprised to see me?

"FUCK OFF AND DIE. OH MY ARCEUS, SERIOUSLY? YOU!?

Eridan: i dont get it wwhats happenin

Ramona: You have GOT to be kidding...

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND PULL OUT YOUR DAMN POKEMON."

"CONSIDERING I CURBSTOMPED YOUR ASS BOTH TIMES WE FOUGHT I DON'T THINK YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF THAT."

"GIR AND PAT, THIS IS YOUR BATTLE."

It's gonna be fun on the bun.

Giovanni: And for my next trick... ANOTHER RHYHORN!

Sollux: because the last 0ne w0rked 0ut s0 well f0r y0u, huh?

"SUUUUUURRRRF"

"It's. A. One. Hit. Kay. Ohhhhhhh!!"

"Sollux. Show this three-headed chump what it means to fly."

Sollux: caw caw m0therfucker.

Nidoqueen: You dare to challenge royalty?

Curry: You call yourself a queen? And yet you take orders from a master. You hypocrite.

"Curry."

Curry: Yes, boss?

"Do it."

Curry: BLAST!

Curry: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNN!!

Nidoqueen: Such power... so... so beautiful... Is this the face of Armageddon...?

Curry: No, not the end of the world. Just YOUR end.

Giovanni: Don't count Her Majesty out just yet!

"We'll see about that. If she can still stand, I'll be impressed."

TO
BE
CONTINUED.

Looks like we got a real barn burner.

Looks neat. Sorry I missed it.

So, are you gonna keep going, or...

Saturday at 7:30, and then again on Monday, same time! FINALLY things are situated for me!

Doc, get on AIM when you can, I need to ask you something.

Don't you hate it when plans change suddenly...? We'll switch things up to a Monday-Tuesday schedule! Sorry, everyone!

"Boom. Like I thought."

Giovanni: You may have defeated the queen, but what about her husband?

Nidoking: YOU! WILL! PAY! FOR! YOUR! CRIMES!

Curry: You about done?

Nidoking: FALL DOWN, DAMN YOU!

Nidoking: M-my hands... RRRRGH, THE PAIN!

Curry: Getting a little hot under the collar?

SORRY DELAY OF GAME, BE BACK SHORTLY

>>21942
YOU JUST STARTED SOME SICK FIRES

Nidoking: You... Rrrgh... I... Crush you...

"Jeeze, Curry, what did you do to him?!"

Curry: He's doing it all to himself!

"Well, except for being on fire. That was your doing."

"Sleep??????????"

Curry: Now I'M Confused.

"Should've done something about the WOUNDS, Giovanni. Just a thought."

Curry: It was intense in the sense that there was a lot of fire and it all came from my mouth.

Giovanni: Take the badge, you've earned it.

"Yeah I earned it the first time I kicked your ass, but whatevs, I'll take it now! Sooooo... What's next for Giovanni? How are you going to explain this to Lance?

Giovanni: Explain what? You defeated me and my organization, what more is there?

"And Lance."

Giovanni: What about him?

"Dude, I'm letting you go. You think he's gonna be that merciful? I don't kill, he does. You see where I'm going with this?"

Giovanni: I... I hadn't thought of that. But you defeated the other generals!

"They didn't have their own little terrorist armies to boss around. Looks to me like Lance sort of depended on you."

Giovanni: Er... Perhaps you're right. Perhaps I should... Leave.

"The country."

Giovanni: That would be most wise.

Giovanni: I'll... I'll just slip out the back entrance.

"Righto."

Giovanni: So. Good luck, I suppose?

"Yeah. Don't ever try to find me."

Giovanni: I've no plans to. I'm off!

"Fucking nut."

Curry: So what now?

"Well, it looks like Lance is up there, in that spot that is, for some reason, only accessible from this one pathway. Must make it a pain whenever you need to go into town..."

Curry: So? What're we waiting for? Let's roll out!

"You know, I've been thinking... We've still got this Master Ball, right? Maybe we should, like, go after something..."

Sollux: any idea what?

"Well I don't know! Legendaries! They're a thing that exists! You guys are Pokemon, don't you know any, like, super-powerful Pokemon?"

Eridan: wwell theres the legendary birds i guess if youre interested in something like that

"Legendary birds?"

Ramona: Yeah, there's Zapdos, he's the big, like, electric bird thing.

"Ooooh, we don't have much for Electric, except Slick and he's been boxed for a while..."

Sollux: then there's articun0, ice bird.

"Ice could be fun. Something that isn't completely retarded...

Eridan: then theres moltres hes a fire bird

"Hmmm nah, fuck that, we've already got a Fire/Flying.

Ramona: So I'm pretty sure Zappy's in the old power plant there. Legend says he's drawn to large sources of power.

"Yeah, and that's the only place with an electric generator ever since all our tech started running on wishes."

Sollux: the wishing techn0l0gy c0ntinues t0 amaze me. i mean what are the 0dds that it actually ended up w0rking?

Eridan: and chances are articuno is hidin out in the cavverns wwhere you found me so theres that

THE TIME HAS COME TO CHOOSE OUR DESTINY. DO WE CATCH ZAPDOS OR ARTICUNO?

ZAPDOS

Ffffff unfortunately, I have to cut out early tonight. I have an ABSURDLY early morning tomorrow, so I need all the sleep I can get! Sorry everyone, I'll make it up tomorrow with a longer session!

Crap I missed it, though I didn't miss much.

Also I'd go after Articuno my self.

Articuno will be more useful against Lance., but Zapdos is electric death on wings. I....guess go with Articuno? But visit the power plant afterwards, and find yourself something nice and sparky.

"Right! Well! Before we head to the Power Plant..."

"And then there's this too... Don't want any encounters to ruin our opportunity, do we?"

Pat: N-No blood for the blood god...?

"Not today, friend. We're doing something more important."

"So here we are at this abandoned power plant that hasn't been touched by human hands in years ready to of course someone is here."

"Ffffffuck no, I'm not. What the hell are you doing here, anyway? Wait, don't answer that..."

"Okay, Paaaaat, a LITTLE blood for the blood god."

Pat: GLOOOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYY!!

"So THAT'S what you were doing out here by yourself!"

Pokemaniac: Wh-what?! No! No! ... Maybe. No!

"Why wouldn't you bring them with you...?"

Pokemaniac: What?! And risk damaging them!? I've still go them in the original boxes! Pristine condition, for years to come!

"P-... Pokemon don't come in boxes."

Pokemaniac: Yes they do. They... They... You order them online...

"Noooo?"

Pokemaniac: ... Ineedtogorightnow.

"RIGHT THEN! Repel sprayed on, Cleanse Tag activated-"

Curry: Holy shit, boss, that Repel stuff smells like rancid asses!

"Really? I think it has sort of a lavender scent."

Eridan: wwhat are you crazy that shits glubbin disgustin

"At least we know it's working..."

Ramona: Any idea where we're going?

"Man, I'm just doing what I always do. Wander around until I stumble upon whatever it is I'm supposed to do next."

"See, this right here, this is cool. Exploring abandoned buildings, poking around..."

Curry: Stealing shit.

"Stealing shit."

"THAT was remarkably easy!"

Ramona: Wow. Zapdos.

Sollux: sh0uld we b0w 0r s0mething? whats pr0t0c0l here?

"Whoa! He's an angry one. Heh. An angry bird."

Ramona: I am going to punch your life in the face.

"Right then, okay, here we go." *knuckle crack* "Let's do this, ready or not"

Curry: JUST THROW THE DAMN BALL!

"All my catches should be this easy."

"\o/"

Aaaaaaand name time.

Arcturus.
Or something.

Sollux2.0

He's like, better and stuff.

>>21977
Zeus or Surge or Electro.

TOMORROW. 7:30. I'D BETTER SEE YOU ALL THERE OR YOU'LL FAIL THIS CLASS

>>21981
I support Zeus or Odin.

"I wonder how Thor's gonna take it."

Sollux: well 0f c0urse there was a back entrance this wh0le time.

"Forget all that, man, I wanna see the new guy!"

"Ohhhhh... Right... We have to deposit someone first..."

"Sorry, Rammy."

Ramona: Man, it's cool. I didn't get much screentime anyway.

Zeus: GOOD MORROW TO YOU, LAD! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY?!

"Oh my goodness."

Zeus: As you can see, lad, my moveset IS LACKING IN ELECTRIC ATTACKS! WHAT SAY WE REMEDY THIS POSTHASTE!?

"why are you yelling in my face like this?"

Zeus: BECAUSE I'M VOICED BY BRIAN BLESSED!

>>22011
>Zeus: BECAUSE I'M VOICED BY BRIAN BLESSED!
Damn it I was already reading in in that voice, but now I'll never be able to unhear.

"Please give me your finest TM so my mystic bird will stop yelling at me, he is threatening..."

Should we teach Zeus Hyper Beam? Because that's probably the best TM I have right now...

I can already tell this is the best update.

>>22014
Absolutely. What is a god without sweet beam powers?

AND WHICH MOVE DO WE REPLACE?

We'll just go with Agility.

"Sssssssoooooo many Flying-Types..."

"While we're in the TM Case, let's see what we can do about you, you useless guppy."

Eridan: wwell excuse me its not like all a us can swwim so easy

Brick Break, Aerial Ace, or Blizzard...

>>22022
BRICK BREAK I SAY

And of course now we replace a move!

>>22024
Disable!

Sollux: c0ngrats, n0w y0u're n0t c0mpletely useless.

"So now the question is... Are we prepared to take on the Elite Four? Is it the fabled Go-Time? Do we need a bit more training...?"

WELP I took them out grinding and then THIS happened!

>>22028
Ditch Dragon Rage.
Also grind moar, I don't think you're quite ready.

Today just seems to be a day for learning new things.

>>22030
Ditch Peck.
And teach Eridan Surf already, why wouldn't you do that?

>>22031
I HAVE NO IDEA

"IS THERE NOTHING COMPUTERS CAN'T DO?"

>>22033
Feel love?

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>22036
Probably better than Metal Claw

So, this feels a bit better, eh? We good to go now?

>>22038
There's still plenty of grinding to be done through Victory Road. You're ready to start your way there.

"And... we're off."

Curry: Huzzah.

Zeus: EXCELLENT AND ELEGANT!

"YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU."

Kent:

Me.

>>22041
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

"And lemme guess, you're here to stop me."

Kent:

Naturally. Can't have you interfering anymore.

"Never mind the fact that I've kicked your ass every time we fought. Even AFTER your stupid-ass upgrades."

Kent:

You can't predict the future.

Eridan: wwhos this douchebag

Sollux: y0u d0n't want t0 kn0w.

Curry: I'm sick of his metal face!

Zeus: LET THIS BE MY FIRST AND FINEST BATTLE UNDER YOU, LAD!

Curry: He's got a full team!

"A first..."

"Shall we open with our highlight?"

Curry: Thought you'd never ask. BLAST-

Curry: BUR- what.

Pidgeot: TOO SLOW, DRAGON!

"This could be bad..."

"Th-This is... Heh. Our first real challenge."

Sollux: d0n't y0u get d0wn 0n us n0w.

"ERIDAN."

Eridan: wwhat

"You'd better hope you hit first..."

"Go baby go baby go baby..."

"GO BABY GO BABY GO BABY GOOOOOOO!"

"HEEEEELLLL YEEEEAAAAH"

Was there any doubt in anyone's mind that wasn't going to work.

"What's this, Kent? Didn't even bother to evolve it?"

Kent:

See how tough you sound. Remember, your Fire Type is still wounded badly.

Zeus: THIS IS WHERE I ENTER!

Kent:

Who is that...?

"Kent. Meet the god of thunder."

Zeus: HA HA! TAKE THIS, FOUL EGG CREATURE! HUZZAH!

"..."

Zeus: Well. That's upsetting.

Zeus: CAN'T... MOVE! MUST RESIST BONDS! RRRRGH! SOME SORT OF SPECTRE HAS HOLD OF ME!

Curry: Hey. Guess what.

Exeggcute: Wh-what...?

Curry: I'm back.

Exeggcute: SOLARB-

Curry: Yeah no.

TO
BE
CONTINUED

>>22060
AWW YEAH

Man, it's so close to the end...

so when will the next one be? its getting so close to the big showdown

Leeeet's aim for Friday! I think that sounds good!

sweet cant wait then! hope i dont miss it!

darn im actually gonna miss it :(

"And here we go."

Kent:

My strongest Pokemon. Do you think you have a chance?

"We'll see."

"HERE WE GO, PAT!"

"OH BISCUITS."

"... This is either really good or really bad."

"Ohhhh this is bad."

Pat: WE SHALL SHRUG OFF THE DAMAGE! FOR THE EMPEROR!"

"HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS CLOSE."

"Moment of truth time... If you can survive another Bite, then the Leech Seed/Giga Drain combo will finish the big lug off. But if you can't..."

Curry: It's gotta be your call, man.

Pat: DO NOT FALTER! THAT'S NOT THE MARK OF A GOOD LEADER!

The world holds its breath...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Blastoise:

Impossible...

"PAT, BLEED HIM DRY!"

Pat: FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOORR!

"HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEL?"

"Take it easy, Pat. It's time for someone stupider to take charge."

Eridan: oh i get it you said you wwere gonna use someone stupider but girs hp is pretty loww so you bring me in instead

"No, I was always going to use you."

Eridan: i fuckin hate you

"Okay, this one might be a little trickier..."

I honestly have no idea what to do about this one. And for once, Bones isn't here to help out... Any suggestions?!

Curry: Well, now that the rain stopped, lemme in!

"Hey, we go with what works."

"Ohhh ho ho ho, this'll be easy."

Curry: You want I should keep burning his stupid-ass mustache?

"Well, we had a few close calls, but all in all? Good game, Kent."

Kent:

A few lucky shots, and you act like you're the best. You still can't do this alone!

Curry: We're NOT alone.

Curry: Wayne's a good leader because he respects us, he knows our strengths, and he goes into every battle with us as the chief priority. Sure, there have been mistakes, people we've lost, but through it all, we've formed a team.

Sollux: damn right, i c0uldn't have said it better myself. even th0ugh i'm blind, i can still see wayne's desire f0r change str0nger than ever.

Kent:

Yes, yes, big friendship speech, save it. Please. This isn't the last time we'll meet. Smell ya later.

"I guess some things don't change."

"So this is it, huh? The Pokemon League. Y'know, I was expecting it to look a little more sinister than this. Spikes and lightning..."

"Guards are friendly at least..."

Curry: Oh yeah, real decent chaps. I guess they don't see many people through here.

"I wonder what kept people from just STEALING the badges."

Curry: I'm gonna guess the elite soldiers who would kill any thieves on sight.

"Ah, clever, keep any potential cheaters out by putting this bigass lake in the way."

Eridan: good thing you got me to do surfin wwith right

"GIR! Let's go!"

"That's all eight."

Guard: S-So you must be... Wayne.

"You've heard of me! Good. Good, I like that."

One challenge lies before Wayne and his team before facing against the Elite Four. Will he prevail? Will he lose more teammates along the way? One thing's for sure, you're going to have to catch it on the next episode of LET'S PLAY BALL ZEEEEEE!

TO
BE
CONTINUED

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Pat Sajak is the best. Undefeatable.

>>22214
And now you've doomed him with your words. He shall be the next to fall.

The next update won't be for a while! I'm gone all this week and the next.

darn :( well enjoy your time away then

HEY EVERYONE. GUESS WHAT'S COMING BACK ON FRIDAY?

>>22288
The adventures of Bird Man?

WHEN

it's Friday right? I'm pretty sure today is Friday.

Sorry! Sorry! I got pulled in later than usual at work and forgot to post afterwards! Sunday, though, I'll be available!

AAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK.

"LET'S GO, TEAM! WE'VE GOT THIS SHIT!"

"Man, for a place named 'Victory Road', it's a bit of a dump."

Curry: That's a lot of graffiti.

Sollux: it's als0 a cave.

"AND THERE'S OUR POKEMON FOR THE WHOLE AREA."

Curry: Ah. Fantastic. I'm sure we'll use him extensively.

"Hey, we might as well, I mean why not?"

"Welp. That was my last Ultra Ball."

Eridan: so wwhat noww

"*SIGH* We use Great Balls."

Curry: And how many of those do you have?

"A lot..."

Pat: THEN USE THEM! USE THEM PROUDLY!

"*SIGH*"

*Toss*

*Break*

*Toss*

*Break*

*Toss*

*Break*

*Toss*

*Break*

Sollux: d0 y0u have any fives?

Pat: GO FISH! HAHAHAHAHA!!

*Toss*

*Break*

*Toss*

*Break*

*Toss*

*Break*

*Toss*

Curry: HURRY UP ALREADY!

*Break*

*Toss*

*Click*

"Guh- Wait, click? CLICK! GUYS! CLICK!"

WHAT'S THIS STUBBORN BASTARD'S NAME?

>>22360
GAI. Because why not.

It couldn't have been something GOOD like a Marowak, nooo...

Prof is telling me he cant access his computer files after a crash.

if hes not back in a half hour after this message, consider the lp postponed.

>>22360
Brock. Just because.

>>22365
Misty. For irony.

"Alright, that's done and over. BOX FOR YOU."

"Look at that. That is just disgraceful."

Curry: Hey, he had Sandstorm, okay?!

GIR: Bargle.

"OH ARCEUS DAMN IT."

Curry: I thought we had someone with Strength.

"I GUESS NOT. Haven't had to use it in forever."

>OPTIONS

Anyone? Suggestions?

>>22382
Give it to Eridan. As a second Water type he's a bit redundant anyway, so strength will give him more range.

And we replace it with...

>>22384
CONFUSION

Eridan: but my psychic powwers

"You don't need them now that you're the Hulk!"

"NOW PUUUUUUSH!"

"... Oh that's just not fair. We could've had this guy instead of a stupid Onix?!"

"Alright! That's done!"

Eridan: can i stop noww my arms are startin to hurt

"Good enough for... what, exactly?"

"OH just a battle. Okay. Good."

"WHAT?! You can't do that, that's cheating!"

Naomi: That's Victory Road, little punk!

"I like how you guys always have Fire Types, because it's awesome for me."

"BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL THE LAST TIME!"

Naomi: A general goes to war with the army she's got...

"Oh man, and I even made it easy on you!"

Sollux: i'm "making it easy"?

"Ah, I see their brilliant move. Only allowing us to pick one or the other..."

Curry: We could always just leave and reenter, pick up the other item.

"ONE OR THE OTHER!"

ACCEPTABLE.

"So there's a lot of you, huh? Maybe I should've brought more items..."

"*Snrk*"

Curry: Rolando?

Sollux: hahahahahaha

Rolando: SH-SHUT UP!

"BLEED 'EM!"

Pat: WATER IS NOTHING TO ME! FEEL THE PAIN OF EVERY FOE WHO EVER FELL TO MY BLADE!

Zeus: HAHA! SHOULD YOU FALL IN BATTLE, MY FRIEND, YOU'VE EARNED A SPOT ON OLYMPUS!

Pat: ANY DAMAGE YOU INFLICT WILL JUST BE HEALED BY YOUR OWN LIFEBLOOD!

Charmeleon: Alright, you lowlifes. It's my turn to-

GIR: WARGHLARGH

Charmeleon: AUGHFUCK

Rolando: Oh, this isn't even fair.

"This is what you get for having that name in public."

"You also get this for stealing my main bro. RIDE THE WAVES, GIR!"

"And by taking this ladder, we've officially committed ourselves to Victory Road."

Curry: Ain't no turning back now!

"It is officially too much effort to go all the way back."

"I just got all eight badges! Jeeze, how many defenses does Lance have?! It's like having to fight a final boss that has eight different forms."

"Sometimes having a bunch of Flyers comes in handy."

Zeus: FINALLY! THAT BALL WAS GETTING CRAMPED!

Zeus: AND ONCE MORE! HAHA! I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY!

Stupid +4 straighten up and fly right!
Or maybe just my connection is fowling up...

"I was just gonna grab the item thing here, but yeah. Okay. Battle time."

"You wanna keep going? Because it's pretty obvious how this is going to end."

"Well, that answers that."

George: Rrrgh...

"Really, not every battle has to be down to the last 'Mon! We can quit!"

"Pat, stop toying with him. I know he's a big ball, but still."

"DRILL THAT BIG CLAM- Oh that sounded bad."

Cloyster used Aurora Beam and nearly knocked Sollux out.

"Well, this is bad."

"Oh yeeeaaaahhh... Water/Ice, the weakness and strength cancel each other out. Fire does normal damage. Huh."

Curry: When all else fails, just burn it.

>>22417
Pfft, you posted the wrong one.

"AW DAMN IT!"

>>22426
How did that even happen? I got mixed up somehow. This was the one supposed to go there.

"Well, this one's going to be tricky..."

"So is this like a test of mind or something? Make sure I know how to strategize? Because I really don't, I just throw heavier things at the bad guys until they fall down."

Curry: Why are we even pushing these boulders?

"I don't know, there's buttons and stuff and boulders go on them. That's standard weird puzzle bullshit."

Eridan: youvve been makin me push these stupid boulders an you dont evven knoww wwhy

"I THINK I CAN SEE THE EXIT!"

Sollux: freed0m!

Curry: LET'S RUN DIRECTLY AT IT WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD TO OUR SURROUNDINGS!

Guy: DO YOU WANT TO LEARN DOUBLE-EDGE?

"NO!"

Guy: Aww...

"WE DID IT! FRESH AIR!"

NEXT TIME: THE ELITE FOUR

TO
BE
CONTINUED

Update Friday! Hope to see you all there!

>>22480
We'll be there, will you?

>>22485
So far things are looking good. Also, it'll be in a new thread.

It will be a little late, at 8:00 instead of 7:30. I'm going to see if doing it a bit later in the evening will keep me from having to cancel all the damn time.