>>34277

>mfw M60
>mfw mf was blown off by an M60 in nam

Look what you did to me, Breaking Bad. You give me nothing but pain.

>Everyone in the show is bald.
ANGRY BALD WHITE GUYS THE SHOW

Walter is not a wise man.

only likeable charcter in the show and my hubsando, prove me wrong.

>>34360
>only likeable charcter in the show
>Not Jesse Pinkman
>Not having all the boners for Jesse Pinkman

What the fuck, tooth.

>>34361
>having a boner for a nasty petulant jackass

nope, i'll take my happy-go-lucky nice guy retard and be on my way tyvm.

>>34360
>>34365
>Badger
>Likeable
Nope. Dude's too damn stupid. If it can be fucked up, Badger will fuck it up twice. At least Jesse has his shit relatively together (he at least got clean.) I mean, sure, he and Walt are both assholes, but they're likable assholes.

>2012
>Walt isn't your husbando

Come on guys get with the program.
>Money
>Power
>Exciting lifestyle
>He'll forgive you
>Never knowing what's going to happen next except that you'll probably be murdered sometime soon

>>34369
Go to bed, Skyler.

HOLY SHIT THIS EPISODE WAS INTENSE AS FUCK

The week between episodes feels so long after watching them all on Netflix/DVD. I really hope Mike keeps being awesome, though, that last episode was great.

>MFW 5.05

>>34849
>mfw Todd

>>34849
I knew exactly how that was going to end the minute they decided to rob the train, but that made it no less effective.

Guys Hank isn't fat anymore

Guys why isn't Hank fat anymore Hank is supposed to be fat WHY ISN'T HE FAT

>>34851

The kid was the son of a senator and his murder will trigger a huge fucking motion quote me maggots

>"Everybody wins."

Fffffffffffuck you, Walter. This whole season is just me counting the episodes until you fuck up royally. Or fuck up even more.

And the dinner scene was hilarious.

Walt just went full Supervillain

>>34921
You mean he didn't do that when he poisoned a child just to get to Jesse so that Jesse could help him get to Gus? Or when he blew up Gus at a nursing home?

>>34922
Those actions were justifiable (in the loosest of terms) and really more out of self-defense and desperation.

Everything Walt has done this season has been inexcusable and done entirely out of greed. He has really filled in the shoes for evil emperor.

They're gonna leave his money alone, right?

She still gets it when she turns 18...right?

>>34957
Man, don't even make me think about that. DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT MIKE. D':

>>34923
Now that I'm all caught up, I see what you're saying. Still, it doesn't hurt that it's all happening thanks to Skyler's freak-out.

>My tears when that ending

Walter is now the worst person who has ever lived. I will dance a merry dance when he dies, or at least gets to the point where he might as well be dead.

RIP best character.

I thought Walt was going to apologize to Mike when he started saying "I..." but instead he said "I just remembered Lydia has all the names" and I got really pissed because holy shit he's such a douche.

There is only one episode left.

The rest of the season wont air until Summer of next year.

You know they'll end the next episode with either a really big cliff hanger or a really big plot twist, what with it being the mid-season finale and all.

Basically, what I'm saying is that for the next episode they'll be trying to top the last one's dramatic ending.

Who do you think will die?

I hope it's Skyler.

>>34969
I don't think anyone (important) dies. Mike's prison inmates maybe.

I think Hank puts it together that Walt is up to illegal shit. From security cam footage of Walt tampering with his computer.

Another Satisfied Client of Sa…

tooth
This is your husbando.
This is the one you have boners for.
I hope you are happy.

>>34969
I'm really hoping that the next half of the season starts with future Walt so something extreme needs to happen that can segue to that.

I don't think it will happen but I can hope.

Bard

Bard look

Sorry, Mike

>>34980
>Badger
>Husbando

"You got me."

>>35016
I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS UNTIL JUST NOW.

Also I saw this coming since last season.

Oh my god, that last episode. I don't wanna wait another year, that was a great ending.

>Gale gives you a book with a sweet inscription about how much he adores you
>Get your partner to kill him
>Use the book for toilet reading
Walt is as cold as ice.

>honour

I used to feel bad about what happened. Now I understand. He completely deserved it.

>>35051
>>35016
Oh my god, this one is even better

Breaking Your Enthusiasm

Also, I am dumbfounded as to how they got away with showing that jail montage on national TV.

>>35058
Why now? Didn't we already know that?

Breaking Bad is now on ABC

>>35057
No, he's fucking stupid. If he had half a brain, he'd have tossed that thing into a fucking tub of acid and made book slurry. Still, I figured this was coming from day one.

>>35081
It fits Walt's character. Remember when Hank thought Gale was Heisenberg? Walt's ego just couldn't let that go, and he had to put Hank back on the scent. He has too much pride.

This is a book given to Walt as a gift by Gale, with a dedication praising him as a mentor. Of COURSE he keeps it.

He probably looks at it to stroke his ego when he's taking a dump or whacking off.

>>35081
It fits Walt's character. Remember when Hank thought Gale was Heisenberg? Walt's ego just couldn't let that go, and he had to put Hank back on the scent. He has too much pride.

This is a book given to Walt as a gift by Gale, with a dedication praising him as a mentor. Of COURSE he keeps it.

He probably looks at it to stroke his ego when he's taking a dump or whacking off.

>>35081
It fits Walt's character. Remember when Hank thought Gale was Heisenberg? Walt's ego just couldn't let that go, and he had to put Hank back on the scent. He has too much pride.

This is a book given to Walt as a gift by Gale, with a dedication praising him as a mentor. Of COURSE he keeps it.

He probably looks at it to stroke his ego when he's taking a dump or whacking off.

Fuck, sorry, did not intend to post that 3 times

In his defense, Walt Whitman is one of the better poets out there. It'd be hard to destroy that book.

>>35088
True. Walt always has been a bit of an idiot when it comes to his ego.
>>35092
Yeah, but it would've been just as easy to tear out a page or get a new copy or something. Walt's just fucking retarded sometimes.

Breaking Bad - Illustrated

Fixing Good

why can't I stop laughing

Fixing Good 2

no really, why
these jokes are so lame

>>35284
I liked the first one but the second one was just silly.

Finally got to see season 5. Or at least the first half.

>Say my name!

This show is really like nothing I've seen before. I've never seen a man go from hero to villain like that. I don't agree with what he does, but I understand, it makes sense for once.