>>58512

>>59559
Sigh.

>>59495
This would fit almost as well in the wtf thread...
(I'm a tad easily squicked but all those puncture marks man, urgh.

The shipping thread is a better place to stick this than the general image thread no?

>>59720
O god I'm trying not to laugh this is fucking hilarious!!

>>59765

>>60021
Can't say I am having that problem.

>>59557

Ahahahaa this one ruins my shit with laughter

I think someone in the last thread wanted stuff of this pairing.

wwixard

Well hey, wwish granted.

>>60392
I think Eridan would be intimidated too much by someone actually coming on to him.

"wwell uh i think this is going a bit too fast for me rox"

>>60415
"let me showw you my other wwand"

This shit is so hot its illegal.

>>60772
Jake fast-forwards to all of her scenes and hits the mute button whenever she says "Soolley," mentally replacing it with "Inglish."

>>60783
if him and Vriska ever get together she's going to misinterpret his desires and break his legs on purpose

>>60785
All troll skin is grey, even if every artist on the internet swears that it's tinted to their blood color.

>>60802
yeah, but pretty much every other thing suggesting the kind of girls Jake likes has been a blatantly obvious reference to Spiderbitch one way or another

>>60824
Really? Name one other than spidergirl comics.

>>60826
the part about wishing he could "overcome (his) paralysis on an alien world" and "have her show (him) how to be bold and courageous" is a pretty clear double reference to both Jake Sully/Neytiri and Tavros/Vriska

>>60829
Fuck yew, Now I can't stop laughing, and this is going to be in my head all day XD

>>60835
>yew
>XD


This isn't Gaia, kid.

>>60839
Don't be a twat to the kid, pal.
Emoticons and such are nothing to get bent out of shape about.

>>60839
>gettin' mad at emoticons
Heh, nerd. >B)
Seriously though chum, lighten up.

>>60846
>>B)
Agh.
I...I cannot bare to look at it!

>>60847
Whenever someone uses that smiley I can't not imagine Terezi wearing shades and being smug as fuck.

>>60847
>>60846
>>60839

"XD" is really the icon of annoying, though. Even if you don't mean it, it's been put in that kind of stereotype by far less respectable people than anyone here.

I assume Lalonde is taking the picture

>>60890

>>60890

what

>>60883
I assume Dirk is booty popping

Jane can do it too if she wants

>>60905
eminem lyrics is the what
why is another matter entirely

>>59557
Is this the same artist...?

>>60950

yeah its mindwipe

Should we be discussing this

>>61005
...No?

>>61005
This is far more important.

>>61005
Its just a donation sketch.

>>61007
They should be eating pudding/

>>61009
XD

>>61009
>Its just a donation sketch.
It's motherfucking canon

>>61043

Nope, just Gamzee

>>61005
Dear god someone make it stop being so cute.

The Guardian-Swap thread is in autosage : (

>>61177
Jesus Christ my heart.

>>61177
needs one for the original kids

>>61228
these are pretty cute
might i ask who made them

>>61228
Would be better if most of them weren't just slight variations of the same old verses.

>>61246
http://deletethestars.tumblr.com/post/16754395185/whooo-finally-done-feel-free-to-cut-these-out-and

Go ask the source brah.

>>61267
Best brother ever.

>>61267
wait what is ohhh it's cal's LEG okay

:3c

>>61315

>>61228

So hey, apparently this is a 'thing'

>>61333
That's not Dirk talking, that's his auto-responder.

>>61339
*shrugs* I just found 'em and uploaded it because it was with the rest, I didn't think it was quite as good in general as the other pictures either.
Wouldn't mind another of someone trying thier hand at one with the kids.

>>61336

>Merry Christmas

BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>61355
This is brilliant

This thread needs more Hussie

>>61421
did not see that coming at ALL. NOT AT ALL.

>>61456
Can't tell if sarcasm or genuinely surprised...

>>I got that bitch a penis, bitches love penises

This picture is cute in a horribly retarded way. Like this would have actually happened if Tav hadn't made Jade shoot her grampa.

>>61693
>>61694
pfffffffffffffffffhahahahahahahahahahhaha
>>61695
ok, I'm actually slightly relieved that I'm not the only one who thought of this...

>>59557
>>61682
So is Rose's PLUSH RUMP fanon of some sort?

some recent kanaya/rose

SO STINKIN CUTE this was also a set of valentines cards that i would have used on my girlfriend if she read homestuck too: http://acidicartisan.tumblr.com/post/17583999793/happy-early-valentines-day-you-can-all-be-my

>>61711
What would have?

>>61905
HOT

>>62045
last panel
please happen

>>62048

You make me sigh

>>62048
It's never going to happen. They aren't gay

>>62144
>implying bisexuals don't already exist in homestuck

>>62145
To be fair trolls don't really count, being aliens and all. And the fact the sex of the participants involved isn't important when it comes to reproduction for thier species.

>>62149
>Jake's hairy forearms

oh english ooooooh *swoon*

It's never going to happen folks

>>62155
That goes for a number of the images posted in the shipping thread, there's not much point in commenting on it.

>>62144
Uh, Dirk is pretty gay, or bi, but it isn't much of a doubt that he likes boys either way.

cmon, just cause its gay doesnt mean jake/dirks not gonna happen

not that im saying i know hussies mind but its a definite possibility

>>62158
It's not gonna happen because of the other two characters with [fem]boners for Jake. One hasn't got a shot yet and the other cock blocked itself. By giving Dirk the first shot he's pretty much damned.

>>62159
Unless he goes back to Dirk after things not working out with an of the girls!

>>62158
actually now that im thinking about it more i think theres a good chance of dead troll girl doing something that stops jake from being so accepting of dirks dick

idk tho well see

Nope, Jake isn't gay. He likes blue alien women, not men.

>>62165
Are you getting defensive over this, at the chance that a fictional teen might decide he likes men romantically?

I myself don't think Dirk and Jake will hook up, but it has to be said feeling the need to deny it while throwing sage's up makes you look somewhat insecure

>>62165
Yeah, but no one will buy that if he doesn't give men a shot. with his peniswhich is a 2xgunkind

>>62168
Wait, so Jake's part troll?

>>62165
what if

he's bi

>>62146
ur right human bisexuals dont exist

man you guys are such fucking hypocrites, you are all ready to pile on female/female waifu ships but balk at the idea that there is a potential male/male ship that could happen and that people enjoy it

ps if you're straight you don't entertain the possibility of falling in love with your dude friend and find yourself open and maybe even willing to it, and that you have come to the conclusion that gender doesn't really matter with your romantic partners

also having more of an innate attraction to women or expressing interest in women first does not preclude you from also having an interest in men

>>62176
>if you're straight you don't entertain the possibility of falling in love with your dude friend and find yourself open and maybe even willing to it
hahaha, yeeeesssss...

>>62176
the fact that jake even entertains the idea of fucking/getting fucked by his best friend sickens me to the core
sad as hell to see jakes character become enveloped in nothing but obscure relationships and bisexual horseshit that he so wantonly flings himself into

not seconds after being rejected by jane he instantly moves onto the next vapid relationship possibility and proceeding to ask the very person he just got fucking rejected by wether or not its a good idea to fuck dirk

jake is borderline eridan when it comes to relationships, hopping from possibility to possibility like the sensation on cheap washed up crack whores

>>62181
help i can't tell if this is a serious post or not

>>62182
Most probably trolling, but he does bring up the valid point of why Jake just nonchalantly jumps from one person to another. It seems to show a lack of real interest on his part which fits his "I've been considering fucking all my friends and everyone I see in my dreams" mentality. Whereas Eridan was desperate and clingy, he's just kind of down for whatever will return the favor.

jake is alone on hellmurder island with only a robot and hellbeasts to keep him company. his most common form of affection is cuddly tinkerbulls.

His willingness to consider all options shouldn't be surprising.

>>62184
This isn't about him considering options.
Being told when or when not to pursue those options by people you've NEVER EVEN MET is a very bland and shallow way to go about choosing your relationships.

It's aggravating and tedious when the only thing standing between a character and it's potential lover is a one sided "Yes you should do that", or "No don't do that" with literally no input otherwise by the pursuer himself.

>>62204
i can't believe how buttmad you are about this

>>62181
I agree with you, that is just sad and disgusting.

>>62149
Heh, ten seconds flat.

So Jake is either a nauseatingly disgusting homosexual who will fuck anyone out of horniness without regard to the feelings of anyone else OOOOR a lonely heterosexual boy who is being led astray from the path of blue womanly sexiness by a nasty, plotting gay guy with a whole load of creepy fetishes?

gee guys its almost as if you dont even WANT to entertain these highly offensive preconceptions and stereotypes about homosexuals

so just how many people in this thread are voting for santorum

show of hands u guys

>>62232
>implying anyone in this thread is above 18 years of age
yeah, no. these people are the shining young hopes of our future and our planet
be proud and be worried

next person to throw a hissy fit over gay fanart gets to give up /mspa/ for lent

I can't stand all this gay porn make it go away! Down with AVNP!

Hi Bea.

(LOSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>62234
>>62232
I'm 24, and not an American, you ageist nationalist pig-dogs!

>>62234
"Oh no, someone is bringing up valid point on how astonishingly vapid and dense Jake is and I'm too blindly devoted and obsessed in proving my tolerance of all sexualities to the world of the internet to realize it!"
"I know, I'll just call them children!"

It's a good thing age is directly applicable to intelligence, otherwise we wouldn't have accomplished scholars such as yourself to exact superiority over us all.
>>62235
Homosexual fanart in homestuck is almost always intended to either
provoke: >>62232
or repulse: >>61421
disgust or offend for guaranteed replies through showdown value alone.
Not all gay fanart is like this, but it is uncontestably the most prominent.

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>>62238
>Homosexual fanart in homestuck is almost always intended to either
provoke or repulse disgust or offend for guaranteed replies through showdown value alone.

jfc, you're like the highest grade of fuckface

congratulations, you are the wagyu steak of irredeemable douches.

>>62238
There's this thing called not being 100% serious all the time. I'm sorry if you were under the illusion that it doesn't apply to me.
I agree that Jake immediately going JANE <3 -> DIRK <3? is a bit... wellyeah. But it was mostly just a somewhat-weirdly-sarcastic respone to this person,
>>62165
>>62181
>>62204
who I now will assume is you.
Now that I've pointlessly redeemed my anonymous self through even more use of Holier than thou, can we stop this pointless wank?

Sure is a lot of words in this thread!

>>62238
please leave and never come back

Robosexuality is more pure than wicked fleshpeoplesexuality.
I'm contrarian!

look idgaf about whatever's going on in this thread all i need to know is
where is my roxy/jake art
seriously internet you are falling through for me pretty hard here

>>62240
>congratulations, you are the wagyu steak of irredeemable douches.
If simply telling it like it is and being real is what earned my this honor, then I will gladly accept it without hesitation.

Why else would >>62232 be so eager to post something smutty like Jake and Eridan kissing besides getting a rise out of someone for the soul perpous of attention. Or are facets like this beyond your understanding and I should just stop wasting my time?

>>62241
None of these people are me.
Nice try though.

>>62243
No way, not when you're all so entertaining.

(get out)

>>62246
I found all of one.

>>62249
> so eager to post something smutty
what

w h a t

that is the tamest smut i've ever seen in my life! their hands aren't even on each other's butts.

(i owed somebody jake/eridan anyway else i wouldn't have bothered)

>>62248
oh wait i lied. there are at least three people who ship this.

>>62259
haha i thought this was dave/disciple when i first saw it

>>62250

Yeah, that sort of tunnel vision hypersensitivity is typical to the "I am going to loudly protest everything the slightest bit mangay despite being so totally not homophobic you guys!!" crowd. See: the crusade against yaoi fangirls: no more or less annoying than any of the other stupid and enthusiastic fans of any other creed, but as it turns out when you're a homophobe-oops I mean so totally not!! because of course none of these guys protest girlgay for some reason- you're both going to be more sensitive to it and find it more grating.

And of course this sort of shit happens every time a creator dares to put in something that isn't directed towards straight males. I am just so tired of hearing those same disingenuous half-assed "reasons" why it's ttly not homophobic yet again. Ugh.

posting more disgusting smut 2 worksafe thread

>>62263
What makes it smut?
Nothing about this depicts homosexual garbage in the least.

Resorted to deleting posts now bea?
I wish you hadn't done that...

>>62268
Why keep it? It was offensive to anyone who isn't a real asshole.

Just felt this should be posted...

Anybody got any cotton candy? There's a sad derth of Jane/Rox

>>62248
>>62254
I am not alone yesss

>>62346
>>62347
>>62348
who drew these????

>>62362
Lomps.
http://unbelievablepiss.tumblr.com/tagged/lomps-art

>>62364
thank you.

>>62399

PFFKNGHThahaha

you know dante that one line has always confused me too

never been able to figure out if it was genuine and if it was, what sort of genuine, cause it doesn't exactly sound like a joke

>>62831
My gut reaction is to say no it's just banter because he's talking to Rose, who we know already does the whole so-tell-me-about-your-repressed-homoerotic-desires-dave.

But hey, who knows.

Bro's homosexuality rubbed off on Dave? John is secretly homosexual? DavexJohn + DirkxJake?

>>62831
I thought it was pretty obvious Dave intended it to come across as a joke. Whether or not he meant it - below the surface, or what have you - is of course a different and much more inscrutable matter. But the quip was for laughs. Pretty sure of that.

>>62833
your wording of that is appaling and you ought to be a bit ashamed of yourself for saying it

though it is definitely possible that dirk/jake is a ref to the dave/john we will never have. gonna be weird when john and dave land in the b2 universe to find jade's grandpa who looks exactly like john and dave's older brother macking on one another

>>62845
what

>>62845
Filthy. See, this is why we want them laughing alone. With salad.

>>62851

Fruit salad.

>>62849
...Which way is his hair facing

It

It switches?

>>62858
To his left.

I don't see any switches.

Sister making out with an undead alien? Hot.

I saw someone mention it in a 4chan thread and it seemed pretty plausible.

The reason why Karkat is getting so self-destructively retarded when it comes to Terezi is because he's having feelings of a 'beyond quadrent' nature for her like the Signless did for the Disciple and he can't make them mesh with his 'mastery' of the theory of troll romance,
When he brought it up to himself in the timeloop convo he accused himself of being one of those pathetic joke characters in thier troll romcoms just because he wants to have a 'romantic' connection with one person, all of him and all of her, closer to the Human idea of 'true' love.

He's trying harder and harder to justify the way he feels in Troll terms and concepts to prove it isn't that, which means he's looking to more out there theories like the trashy romance novel, and the way he's going about it is quite possibly as Dave said, neither healthy/normal in either Troll or Human perceptions.

Maybe he'll get a clue at some point, who knows. I wouldn't mind him having some of his redeeming qualities shown sooner rather than later in a general sense.

>>63424
But all that Beyond Quadrants junk was mocking One True Love Purer And Better Than Any Other mentality stupid shippers can get. The last thing the comic needs is crappy romance like that.

>>63429
The comic is no stranger to crappy romance, crappy and baseless romance.

At least if those things aforementioned are supposed to be hints or foreshadowing it means this could all be going somewhere in particular or not just being a chance for Karkat to be more of a stupid ass than normal.

>>63429
Just because it was a joke doesn't make it noncanon. This is Homestuck we're talking about, the route of the plot is governed by what is funny. If something was a parody that just makes it more likely to be brought back and become relevant.

>>63433
I don't know, it seems better for the characters to actually make some mistakes and see some consequences of thereof rather than just getting back together because they're "meant to".

Why would ultra super fine loving be a Karkat thing when it makes more sense for it to have more to do with Nepeta. She's rogue of heart and all.

Relevant to our current situation.

>>63444
Oh man, a classic from when they were CG and GC. At least if I haven't gotten senile since that long ago time.

>>63449

Well I remember it, so that means that yeah, it's probably old as balls. Like, pre-act-5 old.

>>63444
a simpler time when everything wasn't fucking blood color toned

>>63465
>there will never be another piece of fanart that doesn't tint the trolls with their blood color

>>63470

Oh yeah? What about my stuff-

oh.

oh you meant GOOD fanart.

Is it really that big of a deal?

>>63472

Let's not go down this road again. If people don't like it, they can say they don't like it. It's not a big deal.

>>63475
yes but why is it in the romance thread

complain about how coloured noses ruin fanart in a more appropriate place like, i don't know, general or something where it is slightly more on topic

So, is this the least sunk of John's ships or what?

>>63536
In the sense that when you come across a ship graveyard some of the wrecks are rather less submerged than others, maybe.

>>63536
for what it's worth, there's nothing to stop people discussing who he might smooch once all of this is over
all we've learned is that he doesn't want to smooch anyone right now

>>63536
>>63540
Yeah. They're not really sunk, just . . . becalmed.

for me john has never made so much sense in the entirety of this emotionally sporadic journey
the man's saying that in the timespan he conjured all of those trollationships and all of that prophesized bullshit that pin him to rose indefinitely was done in just one fucking day

and now after a years past and after growing in both mind and body he's realized just how ridiculous all of that really was
the hero's grown in more ways than one
it's hard to believe you're so blind you can't even look past your shipping walls to see that truth

>>63550
Didn't make a lot of sense to me, what John was saying. All relationships start somewhere, and start from one day.

>>63559
Yeah, but it was one day that then went nowhere.

Maybe John is just frustrated because he hit puberty but the only girl around is off-limits for him?

>>63564
Hah, that must suck, maybe he can alchemize himself a god-tier realdoll.

>>63550

Of course what he said made sense. It's more the matter that why should a protagonist going through puberty with just his sister for company and with lots of friends and potential love interests out of reach for three years actually make that much sense? That's the wisdom of age, and it's not the sort of thing you rapidly spell out with minimal outside prompting.

It sounds like John's just rationalizing his feelings

But that's boring.

We have a new update!

And all I can think about is how if John were to develop a crush on Roxy or Roxy were to flirt with John it'd be extremely funny if it made Rose extremely jealous without admittingy why. Rose needs something to hold against Roxy in order to build up her mother/daughter issues again, anyway, and jealous would work well.

>>63567
yeah too bad rose has more than likely moved on, if there was any romantic attachment to begin with
it's only been a year and everyone still has 2 of them left to go

we'll see just how long your ships will last

Grim days to be a shipper I suppose

Well unless you ship Karkat/Dave, that is like totes gonna happen now and its gonna be hawt

>>63567
It'd be kind of interesting if Rose started competing with her mother for John, only to realize that she never liked John that way, it was all about one-upping her mother.

>>63594
That could be a way to take it, though somehow I have the feeling it would come off as... unfulfilling as a plotine?

Also calling a first, as in the first Roxy/John picture posted.

haha hilarious

>>63678
>"you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me?"
remembers her
thinks she won't give a fuck about him when he arrives
is giving many fucks inside a dreambubble somewhere with his offshoot self

oh, john remembers

This fandom wastes no time

>>63681
At the same time he also remembers her as being sort of insane in the murderous troll fashion

>>63683
>"it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was *probably* insane?"
>*probably*
>but craziness notwithstanding, i didn't really know what to think.
>i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it.
doesn't hinder his relationship with her, not even in the slightest

Re: John/Roxy
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831
I'm not saying "destined to be together from Paradox Cloning."
But "destined to be together from Paradox Cloning." ;)

Huh, its kind of unusual to see someone else posting often to be honest... well no matter.

So this thread is just one guy posting fanart at random intervals?

>>63771
Well going by simple logic I know at least two people are posting stuff here. Since I've not posted all the images.

If it put you out of sorts, post some stuff yourself. Sharing is Caring bitches.

Possibly my all-time favorite Rose/Kan picture.

Haha,
Not sure if to put this in the shipping thread or the wtf thread.

Bump

>>64052
Oh, all of my yes.

>>64052

God damn, that art is so stylish and cartoonish. I'm jealous as fuck...

>>64117

>>64118

>>64119

>>64117
>>64118
>>64119
>>64120

Awww yeah, this is super in character.

>>64119
Rose's unsure pouty face is almost as adorable as John's look of total derping surprise.

>>64213
why are his sideburns black?

>>64224
do we even know anything about these characters

>>64269
other than that they are robot yaoi boyfriends? not too much

>>64269
>>64276

I always thought that Sawtooth and Squarewave were supposed to be robotic analogues to Bro and Dave respectively, which is why shipping them together seemed so...out-of-place.

>>64290
>>Implying people don't already ship bro and dave themselves

But seriously now I feel the same as you about it

>>64290
They are. They're brothers, basically. But, I mean, people ship Bro and Dave too. I guess the fanon for these dudes just caught on super quick because their imagined dynamic and the fanwork about it is pretty cute.

>>64293
people ship dave/rose, people ship jade/john.

don't think incest will diffuse a ship.

>>64414
this is perfect

this pairing produces the cutest pictures

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