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No. 88598
>>87994
haha wow this is old, too
when people were against superjail porn and slash
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Warden: Warden is the biggest whore according to the Superjail fandumb. Since the world is so high on their gaygasm, these people found it sexy to pair Warden with EVERY guy character in Superjail. Even the guys he's never interracted with. You know...cause it's true love when the two don't even know each other. WardenXFuture Warden. Yes, masturbation is sexy too apparently. The excuse for this is "Oh! They interracted!" The Warden NEVER interracted with future Warden...only that other Warden. What's worse than whoring this character out, you ask? The fangirl Mary sue tards. These girls actually believe The Warden wants to have all their babies. The sicker thing is, these girls are like...teenagers...Jailbait, much? The Warden would never screw you, deal with it!
Jared: Nobody really likes Jared. They just like seeing Jared being all gay-like. Seriously. The fandom is SO high on The Warden that Jared is just the character used so these people can fap to some more gayness. Yes, I'm aware of Jared's dream even if I NEVER watched the scene. He still deserves a WHOLE lot more respect than he gets. All the other Jared-like characters are insanely annoying like Samy from "Jimmy Two Shoes" or Escargon for "Kirby! Right back at ya!". No one can be Jared, but Jared.
Jailbot: Oh yeah, this one is HILARIOUS! People have drawn a human version (oh yes! In anime-form of course!) just so they can slash Jailbot with Jacknife or Warden. Jailbot doesn't even HAVE a gender. He's a freaking robot people! Why can't you wapa go to Japan and get high on some yaoi or something. Poor Jailbot, right?
Jacknife: Oh my gosh, no matter how much he perverses over women, these people seem to believe that Jacknife is in love with The Warden. Seriously, and they call it "canon"...What in the world? The two NEVER interracted. The only thing Warden ever said to Jacknife was, "you sick bastard!" Aww...such loving words, right?
The Twins: Oh yeah, these two. You know it's sexy to watch two brothers make love...Especially when they look EXACTLY alike. Oh yeah...sexy, right? I'm sure you'd want to walk in on your brothers making gay love, right? These guys pay more attention to ruining Superjail...not their gay love for each other.
Alice: Alice has become more respectable to me due to the mary sues. These mary sues are actually JEALOUS of Alice. How can any woman in her right mind be JEALOUS over Alice? Seriously? Alice only goes for the manly men, and don't worry sues...Warden doesn't fit that criteria.
Mistress: oh! Another victim of the sue rampage, The Mistess. She doesn't even like The Warden. It was because of some bugs, remember? Did you guys even pay attention to that episode? Pfft- you should watch it like fifteen times like I did and maybe you'd actually understand what happened. Yeah, the Mistress is a bitch, but at least she isn't some sickening sue tard.
Cherice: I find it funny how many spellings there are to her name. Here's a list: Cherice, Cherise, Sharice, Sharise, Charice, Charise, and even...Jarice....Okay, she is NOT that much of a mary sue. Oh yeah, not to mention the fact that she is hugely ignored due to the fact that she doesn't have HUGE breasts and didn't bang The Warden. I wonder if Jared knows her name. He never once said it in the actual show...Or did he? I forgot...
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