Opening of the anime, minus the text on the video

IT IS TIME
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>in one episode he conducts a shady deal with an insane rogue surgeon
>acquires second dick

Episode X: Mile High Club
>Hero is fucking a girl
>Memories come back
>Remembors one of the steps to stop the Ancient Evil
>Involves going to Rome
>He needs to get on a plane, fly to rome, and do whatever needs to be done, all the while fucking the amount of woman he needs to fuck for the day

>Has a sensei
>Sensei GUCK FWEEW
>Sensei is secretly gay for hero

>Body swap episode
>He switches body with the spunky female whore
>No one is sure how the rules work when body swapped.

Season 1 finale
>Final day
>Needs to fuck one last girl
>Can't seem to find anyone who is willing to do it
>Ancient Evil gains insane amount of power
>Reveals to hero that he was the best friend the whole time
>Tries to kill him, but GUCK FWEEW sacrifices his life defending the MC, saying he loves him before getting killed
>Spunky female whore says she loves hero and is knocked off a cliff
>In one fluid motion, MC rips off his cloths, jumps off the cliff, MC and whore passionately have sex in mid air
>Gains the last needed memory
>Somehow esacapes falling to death with the whore
>Stops the Ancient Evil
>All is good
>Something is brewing music starts playing
>Hand rises/red eyes/evil shit happens
>credits roll
>wait for season 2 confirmation

>one episode is the tales of several women from their point of view about their sexual encounter with the hero

>spunky whore's father is coming to visit
>She's told him that she has quit her life of whoring and has married MC
>Whole episode is hijinks of MC fucking other women while pretending to be married

Season 2 premise
>Before being defeated, the ancient evil cursed the hero, and the hero shortly died after defeating him
>Hero wakes up in a world between life and death
>World is full of monster girls
>The monster queen makes a bet with the hero
>If he can have sex with 9000 monster girls (without raping them), he will be brought back to life to be with his one true love
>If he fails to do so in a year, he is trapped in the monster world for all eternity as the queen's personal sex slave

>Episode in GUCK FWEEW's eyes
>A day in the life of GUCK FWEEW
>Training hero
>Longing over the hero
>Crying about never being able to fuck the hero
>Masturbating to the hero's picture
>Crying again
>Falling asleep
>Starts it over the next day

>villain sends a woman to trick the main hero
>traps his junk in a chastity belt
>he must get the key, and still bang his quota of women

>Protagonist finds out he's the newest reincarnation of ancient female vampires.
>The ancient female vampires have fought the ancient evil for eons.
>Protagonist realizes he must have sex with himself right at the moment he dies.
>Ancient evil rules giving segue to the second season which includes a vengeful reincarnation

>despite being gay for him, the mentor still teaches the MC everything about heterosexual sex
>MC is generally shocked at the reveal, since it was literally the last thing he expected

>in one of his memories, MC realizes that the Ancient Evil must be sealed by a circumcised man
>his new body (if it has a dick, because I'm not sure if we're going with him being a man, woman, or futa girl) is not circumcised
>Spends episode coming to terms with what he has to do

>Goes to a bar with best friend
>Best friend (who as we know is the Ancient Evil), spends the night trying to kill/stop him from having sex
>Slapstick failures

>Hero realizes he's finally earned some free time
>Has an hour or two to himself, but only if he can have sex with one last woman
>She wants to use a condom
>He can't find one
>Episode is him trying to get a condom before time runs out

>Meets a vampire
>Meets a werewolf
>Both incredibly hot
>Both amazing lovers
>If he has sex with one of them, the other species will come after him
>Whattodo.jpg

>He needs to have sex with 9000 women
>In one year

nigga that's like 25 women a day

>>45521
That's 1.04 women an hour.
Assuming he's super--rich and can devote all of his time to this, he still needs to sleep, which will drive that number even higher (although there's apparently a way to function on evenly-spaced power-naps, but still).
Might want to dial back the numbers there, OP.

>>45528
Dial-back...or DOUBLE?