My knives and guns?

Three swords, a dirk, a morningstar, several guns, and various knives.
Why?

Get rekt.

Harsh Language.

>>380108
Saltwater or fresh water. Whatever that thing doesn't normally live in.

Pitch fork, bat, BB gun (as a club), long spade, pool cue, steak knife (large), paring knife (smaller, but much sharper), hammer, wrench, really long screwdriver, vokda and wine bottles, my car

Salt.
Just salt.

If it's the guy in the picture, I'm not fighting him. He's adorable.

A fire extinguisher.

Barring that, I own a shotgun and a rifle, and I don't intend to give this short stack of Dagon a sporting chance for shit.

Clan tradition dictates that in order to graduate to full womanhood I must kill him with my own two hands and eat the body. Rip and tear, baby.

My dick. Wish me luck.

eskrima sticks. was that even a question?

Five dozen hungry cats!

What is the guardian guarding, exactly?

>>380218
It says there right in the file name: it's a (sand) castle guardian.

pffft, large carp are like the only thing im particularly skilled at killing

>>380220
If this were dwarf fortress back in the day you wouldn't have typed that.

>>380256
He's Australian. Have you ever seen a dorf decapitate an alligator by throwing a koala at it?

>>380320
No but I've seen a cat marry a turtle. The parents weren't too happy.