Screencap thre
>1,686 files in three folders
>Shit nigga

>>372356
I don't have as many as I should.
Although I think I've lost a lot of them .

A personal favorite.

This is one of the few GET caps I still like.
I used to love these too.

>>372419
Preaching to the choir dude. My old collection was about double what I have now.

>>372437

>>372455

>>372595
...I miss you, Phil Hartman.

>>372596
We all do friend. we all do.

Stand up /co/medy!

>>372356
That's what I call making a mocharie out of a situation!
Uwehehehe.

My Bloody Valentine - When You Sleep

Seriously Not Safe For Work or public viewing.

>>377047
I'm almost certain that never happened.

>>377051
it's the most curious form of racism I think I've encountered on the internet. I can only conclude it's done to make impressionable, insecure people even more insecure and ridiculous.

>>377051
Good lord I can SMELL the autism.

>>377051
I don't believe a majority of the stories posted on 4chan (or online in general), but they're usually great anecdotes nonetheless.

>>377053

You mean insecure white dudes thinking their love interests are sucking black dicks?

>OP's pic

I was there for that glorious thread. Good times.

>>377066
Really? Was there anything left out?

>>377060

>>377076

I thought this was sadfrog from the thumbnail.

Dear Lord in Heaven, no.

SUCCESS

>>377044
I keep wishing I could find the original version of this. It keeps changing with every version I see.

>>377067
I think all the good stuff got capped.

>>372455
Here, have a bigger version.

>>377092
This is one of my favorites.

>all these 06/07 caps
>"epic" and "win" being used unironically

Man, those were the days.

>>377183
Right you are, Ken.

>>377377
Hey, I think you missed a spot painting with your big-ass broad brush there. Dumbass.

>>377390
Idk, Reason and Logic with a side of Catharsis is pretty tasty

And now, John F. Kennedy will regale you with the classic tale: X-Men First Class.

A personal favorite.

>>377401
Pixel is already a dreaded supervillian. When enough of them combine, they form the evil Mosaic, which is the bane of hentai fans everywhere.

>>377400
you seem upset

>>377403
You seem to think that makes a difference either way. Here's a hint, in real life, you don't win or lose a debate based on how emotionless you are. But no, I'm not upset, just irritated at the overwhelming stupidity.

>>377404
you're irritated at the overwhelming stupidity of the post clearly designed to put a feather up someone's ass?

I didn't know we were debating.

>>377390
>>377400
>>377404
>h-how dare they make fun of my fedora! ;_; fucking christfags!!
heh, deal w/ it nerd B)

>>377412
I feel like you have to be trolling at this point.
You got your panties in a twist at a joke post about atheists, and responded by acting like the parody that offended you, while not contributing screencaps to a screencap thread, and now you're fussing at two people who have posted screencaps with every post they made for going off topic.
Just calm down, have a nice cup of tea. I'm sure /r/atheism has lots of good posts to make today, wouldn't want to ruin them by being upset when you see them. ;^)

>>377413
All right, I'm going to quit for now. I just didn't expect a post basically saying "hurp derp atheists sure r dumb guize" to get defended so much. And then have people here call me a fedora-wearing redditard. If it was a "joke", I guess I just didn't see the humor, since so many people say stupid shit like that in complete seriousness.

>>377414
Alright, I'm gonna sit down with you and give it to you straight. I really didn't think I would have to, but, y'know, no accounting I guess.
Y'know when people/shows/posts/jokes take a humorous dig at Christians, and they get all up in an uproar, HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME, MY RELIGION, MY GOD, AND MY GUNS etc? And then everyone who wasn't offended--whether because they aren't Christian or because they know how to take a joke--just finds that even funnier and tells them to get a sense of humor? I'm sure you've been in that situation before.

That's what you just did. Your beliefs got insulted for the sake of comedy, you got super pissy instead of just laughing it off, which made it even funnier for the people who understand that jokes are by nature unserious. Then when they laughed at you, you tried to bring LOGIC and REASON and DEBATE to the party and acted oppressed or something, making you resemble the parody that you originally got upset at, which was funnier still.

I wasn't being serious. I wasn't even trolling, trolling involves at least trying to mask the fact that you're not being serious. I was just joking around. And it made it worse for you, which made it funnier for me.
Again, I really feel like you've been in this situation before, but on the other side of the line, and you're just not recognizing it from this perspective.

Just cool off man. Take it easy.

Sage because despite the filenames of my last two screenshots, I don't have dng in a nutshell 1 or 2, and all my other screencaps involve context and aren't funny on their own.

>>377414

In the future don't get your panties in a knot over an obvious joke. Considering how offended you are over a joke, maybe you *are* wearing a fedora.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you got no business laughing at anyone else. And if you aren't laughing at yourself or anyone else, lighten the fuck up and enjoy living for a change.

Well I kinda feel bad now.

>>377462

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>>377467
You better appreciate these filenames, they took me like an hour to get right.

>>377464
>The proper term for this is "trans-dead"
And then I lost my shit.

>>377399
Broken

>>377498
This is the kind of post that cries out for a followup.

Here's one for Mother's Day. I found about this one via /r9k/.

And yeah, I heard the audio; incredibly awkward.

>>377666
I was there for the initial threads, but never knew there was any follow-up. Just assumed it was a carefully crafted ruse.

Follow your dreams, I guess.

>>377666

i want that audio

>>377666
I want to hear the audio. It has to be hilarious.

>>377671
>>377672
It's really terrible. The mother sounds like she's going to cry afterwards.
It's on Motherless somewhere though, if your curiosity's so strong.

>>377671
>>377672
It's really terrible. The mother sounds like she's going to cry afterwards.
It's on Motherless somewhere though, if your curiosity's so strong.

>>377674
Yeah, that was pretty crappy. It's not as good without a video it seems.

I don't have screencaps, but I do have a couple drawfag requests I have saved that I'd like to give credit to the artists to, if I can.

>>377866
Post 'em.

>>377837
i dont get it

>>378075
A spambot made the highlighted post.

>>378077

>>378077
I actually miss spambot. Sure, it was annoying with it's ad's and stuff, but damn if it didn't make some entertaining posts.

Speaking of spambots.

>>378123

This is a repost. I recall the same story with another OP image.

>>378127
it's a really old story. I wanna say pre-www. It's been in chain e-mails since forever

Not cool man, my brother died that way.

>>378144
>birds

>>378337
What, samefag fail?

>>378344
Sometimes two posts are enough for a screencap.

>>378373
i don't think you understood his comment... and i don't have it in me to point it out because i'll just feel like i'm getting dumber.

>>378388
I do. You just don't understand irony.

>>378410
now i remember one of the reasons i stopped posting here regularly. thanks.

>>378410
I really want this explained. What is your definition of irony and why is this funny?

>>378414
After being accused of samefagging, instead of defending myself (stupid), I decided to say something completely off-topic. The guy who likes to sage understood that as me not getting the point.

>>378411
Don't leave just because one person frustrates you.

>>378546
just one person on a long list that i'd completely forgotten about. i'm not leaving because of one person. jeez.

>>378545
man you are spectacularly dense

>>378545
>After being accused of samefagging
...I was talking about the thread cap? I'm having a hard time getting the joke otherwise.

>>378550
I am sorry, your majesty. Next time I make a post here, I'll try to be extra polite, just in case you're around, to not hurt your feelings.

Thank you for contributing actual content to this thread.

>>378567

>>378569
>I was 17 years old then.
>I'm 22 now.
>I'm still here.

>>378571
this year in october or so will mark 10 years of image boards for me.
i started out on... ebaumsworld and fark
then a roommate slowly drew me into /b/
and things have never been the same

if i chose the right image, this is one of my favorite screencaps from ye olde times.

most of the people on my shit list seem to have stopped posting here (as well as most of the people i like who are now almost exclusively tumblr or nothing at all. nothing at all.)

>>378571
It's great knowing you'll always be here for me, Tripfag. Forever.

>>378569
Wow, that's back when I could still tolerate /co/.

>>378624
Then your levels of tolerance are very low. Should probably do something about that.

>>378640
cancer etc killing etc

the implicit formula that you're missing is that the value of something has to be greater than the shittiness of the place as experienced by the person who's going through it.

this isn't about how big your internet dick is. it never was. that was a joke in itself. /b/ was the biggest joke on the internet. nothing mattered and everyone was just supposed to pretend it did.

/co/ was taking itself too seriously and it lost the soul of what made it good... just shooting the shit about cool stuff. value dropped. shittiness went up. why do you think so many people evacuated old /co/?

>>378640
I'm not listening to you. Your brain doesn't function properly.

>>378645
How very brave of you, to say that. I applaud you.

Goddammit Twister.
You are truly more than a just more lost cause, your some kind of weird phenomenon of walking irrationalism.
You're so full on yourself, you're unable to see that most of the things you say are either nonsensical, idiotic or don't have/barely have even any kind of fundament.
And with this, I wont gonna bother anymore with your nonsense.

>>378684
>I get my panties in a twist over what random strangers post on the Internet

>>378721
let's keep this simple so we can move back to our perfectly cromulent thread.

1) you post something that isn't a very good screencap in that it was an obvious same-fag error. people are uncertain if by posting it you were emphasizing the forced joke as being funny or how terrible the same-fagging was. someone makes legitimate inquiry into this.
2) you decide to ignore said question as irrelevant (in order to hide your shame?). to do so you make a completely backwards and non-sequitur response that dismisses the person who asked, thus demonstrating either seeming cowardice to fess up to a very simple mistake or a genuine misunderstanding of the problem.
3) you claim it was the former, but your language continues to be ambiguous in that we cannot be sure if you mean that the screencap contained same-fagging or rather you somehow managed to do it at some other undisclosed event in this thread, perhaps even in /co/. Are you Koop? If not, anons and I are not on the same page as you. No one accused you of being a samefag at any point. We were referencing the post you made. Both posts in that screencap are made by the same person.
4) You claimed that what you were doing was ironic. Which part? Irony is used to describe an event that occurs that produces a result nearly opposite of what is expected. What kind of irony is this? Verbal irony? That's sarcasm. I detected no sarcasm, only complete misdirection at best or misunderstanding at worst. Was it dramatic irony? Were we the audience waiting on pins and needles for something terrible to happen while you were happily plodding along toward disaster? I studied literature for some years, so I would like to think I understand irony.
5) You seem to be perfectly happy with everyone tolerating lower standards of posting and poor command over both reasoning and language. That's your choice. That's fine. But unfortunately everyone else has basic communication standards, so you're going to have to deal with us being displeased when you make no goddamned sense. We're not going to go find your house and burn it. We don't give that many fucks. We're just perplexed and irked. Small waste of time and effort.

Does that make sense to you? I'm trying to talk to you like an adult here. Please tell me that you understand how stupid this is.

>>378781
Okay, now you mad.

>>378789
not at all. just kinda sad and disappointed. don't think so highly of yourself.

>>378790
Less wall of text and more contributing.

Anyone got that one screencap of the guy asking why his crap's been so horrible and everyone's making train jokes?

"I fucking hate all of you"
"WHAT'S THAT. YOU LIKE TRAINS. HEY ME TOO"

Something like that.

Wow, the post system's working well with me today.

Are other *chans allowed?

>>378846

I don’t see why not.

This was one of my favorite moments on +4 (sorry Goblin)

>>378848
It's cool, it's one of my favorite +4 moments.

>>378959
This made me happy-sad

>>378963

I have a bunch more, but Imma browse /cod/ now.

>>378993
Oh, what fresh hell is this?

>>379061
the last words he'll hear...

>>379061
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>>379061
>>379062

10/10

600 hours in MSPaint later...

A classic.

Fresh off /co/.

>>379121
Uploaded a full version, but then the maker did an even better one. Had to delete and re-upload.

Might've posted this before in an old screencap thread, but...that's some dedication.

>>379221
I love how 4chan does the reference list now, so if someone really sends a board into a furor you can tell from the screencap.

>>379202
Damn I lol'd.

>>379221
Why am I seeing Gaston in the thumbnail

>>379296
Sung it in my head to his voice. Awesome.

I posted the response.

>>379932
Bravo.

>>378817
And then someone on Tumblr voice-acted it: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m8XKrRCZbu

>>381335
New hsg a shit.
But seriously, hsg changed for the worse during the tail end of the Great Cascade Hiatus.

Should we put the screencap under an nsfw if the content if nsfw, but there's no pictures?

>>384278
If there are no NSFW images in the image itself, then no, you don't need the tag.

My sides are moving of their own accord.

>>385833

Spoiled for minor amounts of PINGUS.

I found the overlap humorous so I capped it.

>All The Eggs

>>387287
I've known this feel at least three times. Four if you count a swinging party with one girl.

People keep inviting me to sex/makeout/gangbang parties and shunning me once I arrive.

If you do this, DM rfed's your entire party.

>DEW'T WORRY

>>387361
this kills the ferrous
i love all of these xbone stories

>>387361
>Warnings from your Overlords are brought to you in part by Mountain Dew.

>>389569
Really? This is what passes for an epic screencap nowadays?

>>389912
Oh god damn it. The tears are flowing.

>>389912
>that fucking story
>the last image
>mfw

>>389912
As possible as it is, I don't believe a word of it.

>>389912
Yeah, its a lovely story but I don't think it actually happened. As relatable as some points could be.

>>389928
We buy so many books and video games and movies and all of it is fantasy, even the biographies because they had to be recreated with different people. It's only as real as we make it in our minds and the parts with choose to affect our lives and how we live, and we enjoy those fantasies as we can.

So why not a post by anon?

Life is a lot more enjoyable when you stop trying to pick apart every imageboard post as true or false.

>>389924
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>>389931

>"You're welcome. But before you go, I'd like to ask you something."
>"Yes?"
>"The Tsimtsum sank on July 2nd, 1977."
>"Yes."
>"And I arrived on the coast of Mexico, the sole human surviwor of the Tsimtsum, on February 14th, 1978."
>"That's right."
>"I told you two stories that account for the 227 days in between."
>"Yes, you did."
>"Neither explains the sinking of the Tsimtsum."
>"That's right."
>"Neither makes a factual difference to you."
>"That's true."
>"You can't prove which story is true and which is not. You must take my word for it."
>"I guess so."
>"In both stories the ship sinks, my entire family dies, and I suffer."
>"Yes, that's true."
>"So tell me, since it makes no factual difference to you and you can't prove the question either way, which
story do you prefer? Which is the better story, the story with animals or the story without animals?"
>Mr. Okamoto: "That's an interesting question..."
>Mr. Chiba: "The story with animals."
>Mr. Okamoto: "Yes. The story with animals is the better story."

>>389931
Life's a lot more enjoyable when you stop reading imageboards.