Aside from Inception not being somewhere in the B's and Scott Pilgrim in the A's, I see nothing wrong with this.

In b4 rage about him give some movie higher score then other.

>>18638
Why? He's like eight years old.

>>18628

Guys, this kid is giving simply giving more positive opinions towards movies aimed to his age. It's not surprising, but it is skewed, when this this kid is reviewing movies for older audience.

>Paul Blart: Mall Cop (PG) B+

>>18641
>REVIEWED BY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD

I do find it hilarious his highest rated Pixar film is Cars.

God I hate Cars.

>>18644
Now, see, I liked Cars.

Sure, it's not up to the high standards of the other Pixar movies, but it's still fun in it's on way.

>>18646
I didn't like it, but I didn't dislike it either. It's just kind of... not there. Like nonexistent. I forget about it until someone mentions it. Same with Ice Age.

>>18646
It's probably Pixars least good movie though. Even A Bug's Life is Better.

That's a surprisingly good website for an eight-year-old.

>>18651

PROTIP: adults (e.g. his parents) works behind the scenes.

>>18643
He was 7 1/2 in January of 2006. He is at least 11 now, possibly 12.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS.

>>18649

Up is my least favorite Pixar movie, by far. Cars after that. And A Bug's Life is my favorite. Opinions are assholes, we've all got one, unless you're a freak in which case God has deprived us of that right.

Someone send this kid back to school.

>>18654
>12-year-old
>likes Mall Cop
>likes cartoon cars
>doesn't like Inception
I still don't see the problem here.

Actually, why does he like Inception as much as he does. That does not seem like the kind of movie aimed at a kid.

Also, a kid did not write these reviews.

>>18660

He said that the movie is hard to follow (agreed), some of the characters (Ellen Page) only exist to ask questions to keep the plot flowing coherently (agreed) and that visually, it's awesome (agreed). Rental only for him, and he's 12, so I guess that's acceptable. For me, I'd say buy it, but then, I've only seen a bootleg, maybe it's better in theatres.

To me, Cars is a funny movie, but lacks the depth of other Pixar Films. Same with Bug's Life.

Both it and Bug's Life are Bs to me, while the others are all pretty much straight As.

>"It's official, "Toy Story 3" is the highest grossing animated movie of all-time! Now, although it still needs to beat "Shrek 2" in the domestic box office (which it very likely won't do because it needs another $40M), the film has beaten "Shrek 2" worldwide, with over $940 million. Overall, "Toy Story 3" is the 9th biggest movie of all-time, and it could climb higher on that list over the next few days. "

A kid did not write this. If he did, he is one fucking boring kid.

>>18658

I think this is your problem:

>Jackson began his career as a movie critic in January 2006, at the age of 7 1/2. Currently his reviews are seen each week in over a million homes on the YNN family of Time Warner TV stations throughout Upstate NY and heard on the local Radio Disney station in his hometown. He also writes a weekend reviews/entertainment column for The Record newspaper.

>He has also appeared, nationally, on "Fox and Friends", "Today" and is a regular contributing critic on "The Early Show".

>Jackson's popular website is located at www.lights-camera-jackson.com and fans also follow "LCJ" on Twitter (@LCJReviews), Facebook and YouTube.

In April, 2010 "Lights-Camera-Jackson" became the youngest person to win a NY Emmy Award, for his YNN movie reviews segments.

>When he's not watching and reviewing movies or interviewing celebrities "LCJ" attends school, enjoys writing and cartooning, playing tennis and watching TV. And he collects, among other things, autographed photos of celebrities. His collection includes fellow movie critics Leonard Maltin, Richard Roper and Michael Phillips (Roger Ebert coming soon).

I hate kids acting on TV in the roles of adults (like newscasters).

>>18668

tl;dr u jelly?

>>18669

He just mad cos kid dissed his wack movie taste.

>>18662
Yeah, now you're agreeing with him as an adult.
Not try to imagine how you'd respond to this when you're twelve? I think if you were twelve you'd say "Needs more eplosions."

>>A kid did not write this. If he did, he is one fucking boring kid.
Exactly. It's so painfully obvious that this is written by someone else. They didn't even TRY to make it sound like it came out of a 12 year old's mouth.

>>18687
Heck this is supposed to be what he sounded like when he was seven.
>>"Rocky Balboa" is rated PG for some bloody boxing scenes but that shouldn't stop anyone from seeing it. It's clearly the best Rocky movie since the 1976 Academy Award winner and it packs an emotional punch that even the original didn't have.

>>18688

yeh man just like a seven year old

UR JUST JALLUS

>>18628

I hate kids doing work of grown-ups because its so damn FAKE - adults are always behind the scenes, and ALWAYS there are smug, pathetic parents, who are forcing them to do this.

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