>Home For A Rest
>Fills everyone in an area's bloodstream with alcohol, in amounts proportionate to how much they move, until they die of alcohol poisoning
>Weak on its own against any Stand ability with distance, but potentially devastating against close-range stands or with a partner

>Revolution
>Incredible probability control. Powers only appear at random times but can cause the most illogical events to occur. Typically in the stand user's favor.

>>46609
So it's basically a literal application of the inverse ninja law? Sounds neat.

>Le Freak
>General booster of physical capabilities which can be adjusted higher or lower, but causes neurological symptons similar to epilepsy which get worse as you use more power. Using too much would not only leave you completely unable to launch an effective defense but is likely to cause grievous self injury.
>Might be useful depending on how much focus you're capable of, especially against many weak foes, but easily beaten by anyone who uses their Stand with real finesse.

>Long May You Run
>User does not suffer fatigue, though they can still get debilitated by injury like anyone else
>Kinda crappy compared to most Stands, but has plenty of practical use

I also got "Working Man", "Simple Man", and "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart", but haven't got the slightest clue for any of those but maybe the first being a sort of "very powerful for a set amount of time" thing.

Another Irish Drinking Song. Uhh...maybe I'll pick a different one...

>Lyin' Eyes

Now that's MUCH easier. Obviously it's some kind of illusory power.

Listening to Queen's Princes of The Universe.

>Princes of The Universe
>Control of time and space but never in tandem because you can't have two kings?

Like a lot of games, this one is made much easier when you're an AC/DC fan.

Hmm....Guthrie Govan...

>Fives

Hm...k

>Ability to multiply a single attribute (speed, strength, etc) by 5 for 5 minutes. Requires 5 minute cooldown period afterwards.

I can imagine this being useful but useless against anyone that isn't an idiot.

>The Girl From Ipenema
>Makes target incapable of acknowledging the presence of other people (invisibility is old-hat). They can still see others, they just won't register what they see as other living beings.
>Good for (hilariously overt) assassinations.

>Light Up
>Everyone in the immediate area either catches on fire or becomes disoriented.

>Dancing In The Moonlight
>User can travel so fast as to be effectively teleporting but they have to be exposed to moonlight the whole time. You also can't attack while going that fast because you just phase through solid objects.

>Are You Ready
>Completely disables the target for 5 seconds. Can only be used on a given person once a day.

>Shannon
>Target is teleported to the nearest body of whatever larger that (however big the smallest sea is).

I originally said it would be "Target is teleported to whatever location they will be/would have been one year from when it is used." but then realized the song was talking about someone dying and not just going away.

>The Liberty Bell
>Anyone that you choose who refers to a sousaphone as a tuba is immediately murdered by zombie John Philip Sousa.

>With or Without You
>Once activated the users chooses a person within the radius of effect and must stay in place. If the target exits the radius of effect within 60 seconds they die, but if the target doesn't the user dies.

>2B A Master
Hmmm...
Dunno!

  MY STAND TWISTED NERVE CAN CRIPPLE THE NERVES OF ANYONE IT TOUCHES! RENDERING THEM USELESS BEFORE ME!

MUHU HA HA HA HA!

>Black Lagoon OP
I've no idea. Maybe I make guns appear from nowhere by cursing?

>>46643
Hideo Kojima would like to offer you a job.

>>46645
Well I certainly whine as much as the average Metal Gear boss.

>Total Eclipse of the Heart
>spontaneous mental breakdowns every few days?
MY STAND SUCKS SOMEONE TRADE ME

>Polkarama!

>The ability to imitate any stand I'm currently facing, but in a silly way but still effective way. If I were to imitate The World, time freezes, but I'm the only one frozen. HOWEVER, because I'm frozen in that state, nothing can affect me for the 5 second duration. Or if I'm facing Hierophant Green, it can only unravel into me, making it a decent conceiled weapon.

>Ana Ng
>Makes my enemies feel extreme loneliness and longing for the true love they will never meet

  I don't know what the stand is, but it sure as fuck must be awesome.

Beach Boys.

HAHA! ENJOY THE MELLOW SANDS OF MY STAND! YOU WILL FEEL COMPLETELY ... cool and easy, like after a long day at the beach, the sand shaping peaceful wonderful illusions you never want to leave.

and then you starve to death, itchy from all the sand, and with a smile on your face.

Oh wait, a specific song? I though you could do the band. Um I fell asleep halfway through the album last night so... I think it was California Dreamin'

SAME POWER! HAH!

>The La2t Frontiier

>VISION TWOFOLD. AND SHURIKENS

>The Gospel Song by Magnet.
>Amazing power every time a girl betrays me? I have no clue.

>The Battle of New Orleans by Jimmy Horton

>Get an alligator that shoots cannonballs from his mouth

>Per Un Pugno Di Dollari
> I guess a stand that looks like The Man With No Name who can shoot really accurately and quickly?

>I've Got You Under My Skin by Frank Sinatra
>The stand can go into people bodies to destroy their internal organs.
That was an easy one.

>The Best of Times by Styx
>The user and one other person are transported into a pocket dimension
The only other thing I could think of what pretty much the same as >>46609

>Trampled Under Foot by Led Zeppelin
>... the stand turns into a really awesome car?

This made me realize how many of Led Zeppelin's songs are really very awkward sexual euphemisms.

  I know nothing about JoJo other than the Abridged Series.
But due to my Bardlyness I must deal with every thread about music not in /rad/ or /mtv/.

  >Nice Weather for Ducks
>Grants life to shadow puppets. Said puppets are hallucinogenic if ingested.

>Stand itself looks inexplicably like a red Alan Moore.

>One More Time by Daft Punk

>Can make things repeat themselves once.

I like it. It sounds useless but can be used in tons of different ways.

>>46733
Depends on how it actually works, I guess. Could you repeat an event, then repeat that repetition, and so on? That could make it ridiculously powerful, especially if you can copy/paste a large explosion.

>Deadman's Gun, by Ashtar Command
>Relieves fatigue and gives pinpoint precision with firearms. Best when completely exhausted.

And two thought exercises:

>Blue Collar Man, by Styx
>Not sure of the effect
>Looks pretty much like this: http://austerblitz.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d27stbq

>Can't Slow Down, by Foreigner
>High speed, low drag. Also boosts endurance and agility--flipping and jumping all over the place is pretty much mandatory with this guy.

  Oh boy, I can't wait to try this!

>Hits shuffle on iPod Touch.
>SWV - Weak

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK~

>Weak
>Enemy muscles harden to the point of paralysis for as long as this stand touches them

>>46661
It doesn't have to be a song, Stands and characters are often named after bands as well.

Stylo
Power: Upon activation, puts all other Stands within 50 feet into an explosively overclocked state. Their power is amped up considerably, but they can only operate for a short amount of time before sustaining heavy damage. (Overload, overload, overload, comin' up to the overload)

>>46776
Funny, someone had the same song in the second post in another forum and said "shotguns and revolvers can be summoned at will with infinite electrically-charged ammo."

>Where There's a Whip, There's a Way
>Nanowire whips, obviously. It looks like a fabulous orc.

>>46694
When I first read that, I thought "Trampled Under Foot by Led Zeppelin" was the title of the song.

>>46777
That sounds like a pretty cool idea, actually.

>Clint Eastwood

...wow, I have no idea. Let's try something else.

>>46806
WHAT!? NO! this is the BEST. STAND. EVER.

>>46809

Better then a Gator Cannon?

I scoff at the notion.

>>46812
Clint Eastwood. The power to turn any object you touch into a gun that you can control mentally.

Seven Nation Army - White Stripes.

Nnnnnn I can't think of anything for either that isn't too cliche, though all I can think of for SNA is the power to create a squad of Stand made soldiers, seven types, only one type can be summoned at a time.

And for White Stripes all I can think of is the ability to strap white striped on somthing or someone and I can pass any object through the stripes like they're connected portals.

  >>46826
NO MAN, you play UP The cliches, you would have 7 tiny robot-ish figures with roughly a similar base design with racist attributes attached to the robots for each nation, each one having a befitting good thing they can do in a fight that fits in toe with the Nation: i.e. The American one shoots stuff, etc.

I really Dig your kinda Beetle"Juice" idea for White Strips though.

Rap is a Man's Soul

Forces opponent into a freestyle rap battle. if he loses, I get his soul.

>Load up mp3s
>Shuffle
>Get Gate of Magus
>There is nothing I cannot cut

>Breeding Ground
>Creates monster children. Think Little Sisters meet Children of the Corn.
>It would be similar to Bad Company or Harvest, although because the children grow from their user, they couldn't be endlessly produced and would be visible to non-stand users.
>I could be arrested for child endangerment if I ever tried fighting someone.

>Catch You Catch Me

Alright, maybe this:
>CYCM allows them to capture their target under any condition/circumstance with the liability of the target having to be in a surrounding position of the Stand or in physical contact

>Playtime by Yanni
>Incredible endurance (it's an 8-minute song), and speed and strength enhanced as long as my adrenaline and endorphins are at a certain level. The more fun I'm having, the better I fight.
>Drawbacks: If I enjoy a battle too much, I get too powerful, I get bored, my power drops, I panic, power drops faster.
I suck at this :<

>>Pop Goes My Heart

Causes heart attacks or at least excruciating pain in anyone visible by pointing in their direction and saying "pop"

>World End Dominator from Umineko

I don't know what it does, but it's awesome.

>The Hellion-Electric Eye by Judas Priest
>Turns me into living electricity, allowing me to spy on anyone I want by entering their electronics.

>The Love of Richard Nixon by Manic Street Preachers
>Takes the form of the ultimate wiretap, with the ability to be sent out to listen in on any conversation.

Oh yes. I went there.

>Devil in a Midnight Mass.
>Creates a black ethereal candle above my head that, like my stand, can only be seen by stand users.
>The stand is an odd looking fellow with wing-like arms, similar to Spring Heeled Jack. Powerful legs for jumping from place to place and combat if necessary, and super speed to match.
>The candle burns for ten minutes, and when it runs out, the opponent dies, and the years he would have lived are added to my normal life span.
>Should the stand or the user is killed normally, then the death is normal, but... should the candle be doused with holy water and snuffed out, the Stand vanishes, and the body dies... except that the soul of the user still feels the pain the body would feel if alive for all the lifetime he'd originally acquired, and will only be given release once the time has run out, even if the body has completely corroded.
>Should the stand kill the opponent before the candle burns out, the amount burned away compared to what would have been gained is added instead.
>Basically, the goal of this stand isn't to beat someone as quick as possible, it's to make sure the opponent is distracted long enough for the candle to take away enough life for its user to be satisfied.

>Comedians Gallop
>Horse clown. It never slows down, it honks at every step, and it leaves behind lemon meringue pies. Trips and crashes often, but recovers from said pratfalls quickly and gracefully.

>Jukebox Hero
>Stand grant the power to open doors to the past of an individual, only being able to access parts of a person's life that has changed their life completely. The doors can be accessed by other people besides the original stand user, but only the stand user can open or close doors. The doors are shaped like jukeboxes that are stuck to a person's back.

>>46665

I'm listening to SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality

I...

Is this the best stand or the worst?

>>47132
Gives your foes the best orgasm of their life, but also all of the shame they would have gotten if they'd committed all of those individually.
Has no effect on psychopaths.

Your call.

>>47134
>Has no effect on psychopaths.
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
So I can't affect anyone?

Currently hearing "Venice Queen" from Red Hot Chili Peppers...
...help please :< ?

>>47139
It's really easy to figure out, just make something up that fits you, Like exploding things? Come up with an explosion ability that somehow barely fits the song, but I'll make up one for you.

"MY STAND VENICE QUEEN CONTROLS ALL BODIES OF WATER SHE CAN SEE!

>>47139
GONDOLA WOMAN GOLEM

>>47141
BINGO, THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, REMEMBER, IT'S A BIZARRE ADVENTURE!

>Time Of Your Life
>Causes almost everything I do to end up benefiting me in some way that no one expected at all.
>Takes quite a while before benefiting me. Very lose the battle, win the war.

>>47143
No, That probability manipulation, it's perfect.

Well done.

>Amongst the Wave
The ability to ride on moving water/wind currents.

>>47156
Why not stretch it a little farther, include air currents or energy waves?

>4:12
>Everyone in range falls asleep for 4 minutes and 12 seconds

>Gold Saucer from FFVII

I apparently have the ability to consume time and gil at a prodigious rate.

>Man O' War - Hand of Doom
>GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS STAND DOES

>Bow Down and Lick My Feet
>:awesomeface:

>> Magica Theme (Reprise)

>It's an ornate, heavy book. If the rituals in it can be pulled off (they range from months long bits of ritualized crime to having an epiphany) it can do nearly anything.

>funky dealer

obscene amounts of luck, but only while gambling.

>Willie Hutch - The Glow
Its power is to make me the Shogun of Harlem.

  AWW SHIIIIIIIIIT

Aesop - None Shall pass

Makes it impossible to get past me as long as my stand is active, possibly repels oponents backwards

>Crazy Captain Gunboat Willie

Yes. YEEEESSS!

>Big Rock Candy Mountain - Harry McClintock
You are able to convert any plant into edible food, making any fluid provide nourishment, and no animal will attack you first.

"Save Room" by John Legend
It creates an impenetrable region of space-time that roughly fits only one person at a time and only I can enter or leave.

>Aesop Rock - Getaway Car
Allows user to walk/run as fast as a car. Max speed around 100 mph.

>>47917
I'd be worried if I was you.

Cuban Pete
Has the power to make ever go chick-chickey-boom-chick-chickey-boom.

Demetori ~ Suwa Foughtan Field.
Type: Active
Role: Long range Super heavy bombardment type.
Powers: Manifestation of Onibashra missile barrages, Rainbow colored rice machineguns and Snake smart mines. Has reaction time roughtly fifteen times faster then a human and precision similar to, but not as strong as Star Platnium.
Weakness: Aside from the smart mines, It has no close range combat abilities.

>Venus the bringer of Peace.

>The ability to produce a hallucinogenic gas that will show all exposed (except the user) their greatest desire.
>If exposed to the gas for more than 10 minutes it will prove fatal, bringing the targets ultimate peace.
>The gas will, however,not affect any individuals who are already living a fulfilled life.

after typing this it sounds a lot like Cosmo Enetelechia

>Fat Bottomed Girls

Errr...

>>48002
Clearly your stand lets you make the rocking world go round.

>After Midnight
>This Stand is a mogwai.

>>48004
It takes the shape of a fat biker lesbian...though I'm not sure anyone gets or knows that part of the song.

>Miami
Allows user to create a portal leading to an alternate dimension that is nothing but a giant beach and ocean. Any amount of people can pass through this portal. If they are in the beach world when the portal is closed, they are trapped until the user lets them out or is killed.

>>48016
>Fat Bottom Girls
>fat biker lesbian
>lesbian

I thought it was about overweight prostitutes and "get on your bikes and ride" was just a reference to "Bicycle Race" (which itself reference "Fat Bottom Girls") and the cover of the album they were both from. Where did you get biker lesbians?

Anyway:
>The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
Summons one army of 13,000 men (though not all at once) and another of 80,000 orcs, 9 Ringwraiths, some trolls, etc.
>You and your opponent(s) are each given one army (you choose which).