New thread!Previous is here: >>36570
Not all that weird until you realize that they ran off to the -same- closet...
>>42387SPIDERHAND
>>42388this is really cute. But the drawings are PAINFULLY misproportioned.
Can anyone link me to some well-written one-shots?
>>42404http://teland.com/inaround.html (toonverse)http://teland.com/stories/afountain.html (includes Dick/Tim, but focuses on Bruce/Clark)
>>42403And Rai is one of the most prolific S/B fanartists out there. The weird...longness never grows on you.
More things to feel conflicted about!
>>42458Her art is weird to get into, sometimes I love it but then at other times the way she positions the characters making the long necks and limbs really visible, it scare me.
>>42373I see a number 1 in your filename there. I must respectfully demand the other pages, because this thing is adorable.
>>42373Oh that's Joteivv she mostly does Legion of Superheroes and her own stuff but I do have some S/B stuff from her.
>>42493
>>42407Teland has often a very interesting and unique take on Superman. He is a true superpowered (and also super sex crazed hehe) alien in the stories that tones down a lot to fit in. Shows best in a story where Tim is turned into a girl; can't remember which one that was though.The writing style has a natural feeling to it, you can really see it all happen just like this. There simply aren't enough Bruce/Clark from Te.
>>42404arch_schatten and cycnus39 on Livejournal are really good. One shots and longer fic mingle, though. Do you want porny stuff only or is anything okay?
even her deserts are abundant by 22by7No Man's Land He had been walking back to the farm. Where from? The market? Horse-smelling Clark, coltish still, the hair on his arms shivering. One minute he was tasting the rain, eyes squeezed shut and tongue stuck out to the winter sky. ‘And then it turned into sleet.’That tightening of the lower lip, there, could conceivably be amusement. Bruce says, ‘I won’t try to guess.’‘I didn’t do it,’ Clark says automatically; then, ‘It was like being bombarded by marshmallows.’Bruce doesn’t have to say, I wouldn’t know. Clark has a fantasy about that day he was in Gotham. This fantasy is… a work perennially in progress, you could say. He is a little ashamed of how unimaginative it is, painfully aware of how much he fears it. It starts out innocuously enough, as many of these fantasies do. He has just made it rain for Gotham - for Batman. Batman and Clark Kent are standing surrounded by slender green saplings. A garden in a fallen city. He's made it rain and now Batman is looking at him. Some moments pass and Batman tugs the cowl off. This is how Clark can be sure that it's a fantasy. It was daytime. It was impossible. The rain makes the armour something sexual, or an oilslick Clark wants to climb into and fall asleep in. Clark steps around the gently swaying body of a sapling and places both of his hands on Batman's chest. Bruce exhales like he has been holding his breath for fifteen years. Clark is aroused by the idea, and also by the spike in Bruce's heartrate, which feels like a gift and not an accidental disclosure. As if Bruce is saying, This is what you do to me. Listen. The old dust smell swirls into the moist earth smell. A rivulet makes the long journey from the corner of Bruce's mouth, down his jaw, past his throat, into the dark cave of Clark's mouth. Clark is twelve years old and tasting the rain with his tongue stuck out and his eyes squeezed shut. Bruce moans out of the kiss, grinding his forehead against Clark's. This is the crucial moment in the fantasy. Clark's hand stutters up Bruce's jaw and his thumb pushes hard against the fragile skin between his left eye and his nose. Pushing hard, dragging down. And now there is a wet dirt smear striping Bruce's face. Yes, this moment. How to prolong, how to embellish? Clark is sometimes a novelist. Clark has only been able to come up with three choices. One, Bruce glares at him, Bruce is magnificent like lightning, Bruce reaches down with infinite slowness and sucks Clark's thumb into his own mouth. Clark is frozen but all of his atoms are rearranged, remade by that contact. Two, Bruce suddenly laughs, startled into childlike innocence, rubs Clark's face with his own gloved and muddy hands. Now their hands are biting at each other like deadly animals at play. Three, and there is no three. Clark finds himself obsessed with three. He thinks about it at the office, he thinks about it while destroying giant purple robots, he thinks about it in the tiny garden he's made for Lois on the balcony of their apartment. On such occasions he appreciates a certain sense of blasphemy, although he doesn’t believe in the god his parents believe in. Three begins in medias res in one of the showers in the Watchtower. Clark has selected this particular location because it is fairly neutral, also because it is associated with relaxation and easy camaraderie and, now and then, a bit of voyeurism. Clark enjoys watching Bruce scrub himself clean. Sometimes he feels that he should not. Bruce in his quiet madness, Bruce scratching his own back raw in an effort to fully cleanse himself. Bruce, bruised, body shifting in the softest of sighs, bracing himself against the wall of the shower stall: blink and you miss it (did you ever see it? No, you didn’t). Lazy red trails disappearing down the drain. Bruce never turns around. He doesn’t have to. This is what the world does to me. Feel. Clark goes to him, Clark clasps his body from behind, and the water moulds them together, the water is the rain over broken Gotham, the water is not water at all but acid etching them into each other. As for Clark. All he has to do is stand under a shower for five seconds. Nothing stays under his nails. Nothing gets under his skin. Bruce hates it when Clark starts talking about Kansas, so Clark stops. Clark remembers Bruce walking downstairs in Clark’s parents’ house in a sweater the colour of tenderest leaves. Something grasping, unfurling inside of Clark’s subconscious, digging up with hungry fingers. Clark remembers pressing them back down, down, down. Man of steel, that’s what they call him.It has been three hours and fourteen seconds. ‘False alarm?’ Clark suggests, along with apology, unwanted sympathy. Bruce licks a raindrop from the corner of his own lips. He ignores Clark. Metropolis is hard and bright like a box of jewels. Not tonight; softened somehow, a patient glimmer, it yawns and stretches out before them. The two men wait.
>>42481There isn't more of that specifically D:But there is a lot of stuff like this
>>42460>>42461TINY HEADS HUGE NECKS MASSIVE TORSOS WAT
>>42407mm, I used to like Te when I was in highschool but I'm pretty disillusioned with her at this point.
>>42509I normally hate this kind of thing, but this is both funny and adorable.
HEY GUYSHave one of my favorite fics!http://www.angelfire.com/rant/willbitewhenprovoked/azurine/hell.htmlBut you should probably fiddle with the page style if you want to avoid going blind.
>>42586BestFicEVER
>>42586I have read that fic so many times. It never gets old. My favorite S/B author is northernwalkerhttp://nw-fic.livejournal.com/1942.html
>>42593That was a good fic, thanks for sharing :DAlso I love insecure Clark and how Bruce just messes things up.
>>42362>Ilikewherethisisgoing.jpg
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=16381140&x=Batman+SuckersI'll just leave this here...
>>42943I thoroughly enjoyed watching that one unfold. Good to know it still makes me laugh like a nitwit.
>>42943LMFAO. WHAT THE FUCK.
Looklooklooklooklook! Rai art that makes everyone happy!
I've noticed a lot of art has Batman being abusive towards Superman, I'm still not 100% familiar with this pairing but is Batman like tsundere for Superman?
>>43184I have the same feeling XDDD
>>43184batman is tsundere with everyone.just with no Dere Dere.
>>43210 No, he has a dere dere side, it's just buried reeeeaaaaallly far down inside him where most people can't see it.
>>43222him not hitting you in the face is how he shows dere dere. DAWWWWW
>>42758Little Kon must've dressed himself, because his shirt's on backward. D'aww.Or maybe Clark's just bad at being a dad.
>>43230I think he genuinely cares for Clark but he verbally abuses Clark when they have arguments or when Superman does things he doesn't approve of, the main offenders being when Clark ignores Bruce or when he deliberately puts himself in danger. Physical abuse comes in usually when Clark really is doing something Bruce hates or when he's mind-control. Regardless Bruce won't let someone else hurt him and much less use Kryptonite against him.>>43262Maybe Kon is in that age where he wants to be independent and Clark just let him do dress himself for that ocassion.
bumping with HOTNESShttp://arch-schatten.livejournal.com/115069.html
HUGE PICTURE
http://io9.com/5560748/batmans-made-up-his-mind-hes-keeping-supermans-babyHoly Guacamole, Batmom!
>>44481Oh god.... I hate mpreg
>>44596Holy shit, so do I
>>44618Me too...
>>44481I saw this on Geekologie and wondered how long it would take for it to end up here. Urgh.
>>44481 Fuck you, internet. Fuck you.
looking for fics with Bruce bottoming. Rec me?
>>44481I saw it on b_lulz
I don't know source. I wish I did. Dear sweet succulent apples I wish I did.
>>45782http://judin.livejournal.com/24941.html#cutid1Short but sweet.http://worldsfinest.comicslash.com/archive/viewstory.php?sid=149Very hot. You have to be registered to read it, but everyone that likes this pairing should have an account there anyway.http://worldsfinest.comicslash.com/archive/viewstory.php?sid=83Kal-el and an open Bruce. Also need to be logged in to read.
Anyone have the one fic which consists entirely of a long, in-depth sex scene and every excruciating detail within it?
The Chinese Supes/Bats fancommunity is apparently amazing.
I think this suit is Bruce's gift to Clark for Valentines' Day, y/y?
>>48384I'm totally okay with this theory.
>>48384 "You should wear something less... Colorful.""Why?""To gain more respect and instill fear.""But Ma' made it for me!""Yeah, yeah... I'm thinking black."
I would be very, very surprised if the internet only has two threads worth of material for these two.But new stuff is getting so hard to find, sadfic is all I got ;__;http://jane-potter.livejournal.com/18508.html
talk on the Watchmen thread made me curious...any good podfics of these two out there? Could be gen even, I'm not picky!
>>50399I'm fairly certain that there is none in existence but uh I didn't look too hard because I got distracted by fanart. Like this!
I admit, I heard that in Zim's voice.
I NEED FIC TO GO WITH THIS FANART LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
>>50943HNNNNNNGH.Everything that suavebastard paints needs to be animated. Or fanfic'd. Or...or something a million times better that hasn't been invented yet.
>>50943>>50944SECOND SECOND SECOND.OH DEAR GOD SECOND.
>>50967Also, sauce plox.
>>50968http://suavebastard.livejournal.com/
>>50967Never before have I wished to be a writer, but I wish I was now. I'll...maybe have a go at it. Maybe.
http://kirax2.livejournal.com/1667.htmlThis is, like, my personal head canon for Superman/Batman 51-52 because CHIBI!SUPERMAAAN ;_;
The only thing that could ruffle Bruce...
i need moar batmans
>>51621Why is Alfred using a toilet brush to clean himself?
>>52011It was one of the first things that I noticed and I'm the one who posted it here. Pretend it's a crazy English scrubby shower brush that nobody else can comprehend?
>>52011LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n77auNQDiPkAlfred must be a fan.
>>52011I lol'd. Hard.
>>52042Smile from this thread: GONE AGGHHH
Sort of in sequence.
>>52172>>52173>>52174So much d'aaaaawwwwww.
>>52305It's what this artist specializes in BUT I HAVE FORGOTTEN HER NAME ALSJDAFDKL
And here I'll give you, Clark Kent.
>>52744I feel like this is a proper response.We...we need more drawfags in here.
>>52841wa wa WAAAAAAAAAAAATI mean seriously, WAT.
>>52921Many things are called thongs including sandals and straps, a leather thong is a somewhat long and thin strap of leather that can be used for tying things down, wrapping things up, or, in this case, it is implied that it was used to either A: gag Batman so that he couldn't speak or B: Used for batman to grind his teeth into during a particularly painful experience. Being an older comic I suspect it was A rather than B.the fact that another meaning for the word thong is a garment with thin straps that expose the ass is the joke that we are making. It's almost a pun... but not really.
>>52964I'm pretending that I can't grasp facts and instead, Robin doesn't know that Batman peeled Clark's thong off with his teeth. It makes Bruce's face in that panel a lot funnier.
>>53001
>>53002
I'll just dump my buttsex here then.
>>53058I love you. Just thought you should know.
>>53061Ohhhh baby.Anyone have requests I can whip together? :u
>>53081Flying sex?
>>53084
>>53095FANTABULOUS, thanks!
Yeah I found this in a forum in some Chinese S/B website.
They're animated BTW
>>53434GUH!! I be needing links to this person's art plz!
>>53417>>53418>>53419>>53420Geddan!! Bwahahaha!
>>53417The individual frames are like finding out there are more presents hidden behind the couch on Christmas.
pffffffft
>>53434I got it from http://wfbat.com, problem is you have to register and it's in Chinese, although with some google translator it shouldn't be that difficult (and then the Fanart section is labeled in english so yeah it's not that hard). I'll try looking for the artist for you though, might take me awhile.
>>53439Well, I found the page that most of their posted art came from. They use the username 搬运工1号, but I don't know Chinese and internet translators are probably going to screw it up. The page is at http://wfbat.com/viewthread.php?tid=152&extra=page%3D4 if anyone has taken the time to register. I'll see if I can dig up a personal site or something.
Ah, turns out there's more here too http://wfbat.com/viewthread.php?tid=148&extra=page%3D4Also there's more to this picture. Hmm.
Hey /co/mrades, do you have any fic rec? I`m bored out of my skull...
Did anyone catch the latest S/B issue? Not a lot of Clark and Bruce (it was mostly about Superman and Batman than them) but I thought this scene was cute.
>>55206Awww!! it`s really cute.Anon wonders...it counts as Clark/Bruce when they are in costume but call each other by their civilian names or do we call it Supes/Bats? --- (silly)mysteries of the fandom.
>>55207I figure they're interchangeable as far as identifying who you're talking about, but if you want to be specific about how exactly they're behaving, that's when you might as well make the distinction for labeling purposes. Then again, it's mostly up to the labeler's discretion to decide the proper name for whom they're dealing with. Neither of them really ever think and act as just one persona at a time; it's usually a combination of two. Ever notice how it's usually considered a bad thing if they're stuck as only one of them? Then they end up too brutal or weak, depending on the set of traits they're left with.tl;dr They're themselves no matter what they're doing but subtly change so a better description, like a specific name, can be used.
what comic is this -> .55206 soo cute *.*
>>55207Maybe I should have worded this better, lol.Clark only appears in two stories in the whole comic and on the rest of them he just makes cameos, same thing with Bruce. The rest of the comic pretty much deals with other S/B related characters and other people's feelings regarding the Superman and Batman characters.Oh and there was also this little gem, it was too cute not to post.>>55244It's Superman/Batman #75
>>55259I really loved the Lil Leaguers comics and was devastated when Lil Superman died, but I guess in their world things went back to normal.
>>55260I evidently need to go reread that story because I remember almost none of it although it's the cutest thing ever. Well, and sad, but whatever SO CUTE.Was there an explanation for Clark's visions while high morphing into another world entirely or am I forgetting that too?
thanks a lot >>55259 x)
Sssso I have a decent amount of pictures of Bruce or Clark alone and I don't know if it would be appropriate to spam them here or in the general DC thread. Depends on if people want them or not I guess?
>>55608Spam to your heart's content, please. There can never be too much Bruce/Clark.
>>55608 I suggest spamming here.DC general was meant for rare pairings.
Alrighty then, lesse what all I have
...In alphabetical order.
Okay, now that I've sorted my folders, "a decent amount" apparently means approximately four of Clark and four million of Bruce. Sorry.
...I don't know what this is or where I got it. Or if it's gay enough? Spoilered for, uh, boob window I guess.
Don't know source. Wish I did.
These two are probably why I thought I had more singular Superman....How can you think while staring at them?
Durn things confused me.
This is Bruce/Clark, without a doubt.
WHOOPS autosaging but there are just two more, promise.
Okay. I'll be quiet for a while. Promise.
>>55811Oh God is that Bruce putting on Clark's glasses and masturbating?! Please say yes.
>>55905It is.
Bumpyty bump.
This one autosaged, new one here >>55914