New camwhore thread because Doom locked the other one.This is from Freshman year, but I am proud that I met Dr. McNinja.
From the old thread>>15497>>DEM EYELASHESMy androgynous features pay off yet again!>>Also, you look remarkably like a man I know called Jerry.I shall fight this Jerry, and the victor shall have both our strength. Like that Jet Li movie. (I think it was Jet Li).>>15496>>Anyway, Goblin, I'm kinda disappointed since you don't really look like Doc Ock anymore.True, but now that I'm not so round faced I'm reconsidering the shaved head thing.>>15503>>Nice jaw, Goblin.Thanks Askal. But is it Jawsome?
Man I look like SUCH an ass in my suit. And no, its not purple.
>>15564>>in my suit.Oh Mr. B, you make this too easy.
>>15565...I deserved that.
oh hey, just got a hair cut
>>15593You look like that British comedian that worked with the guy who plays House on their old comedy duo show.
....i should probably brush my hair.
>>15626Fun fact: As long as its clean and smells nice, nerdy guys love your hair.
>>15629Actually, that really does need to be brushed. It's all static clingy looking.
>>15614i look like Stephen Fry? that sounds a lot like an insult...
>>15644http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHlmvQhK7s&feature=related0.50 Chris chan loves stephen fry, he is also known to be a homosexual.Either that Chris chan likes you or that you look like a homosexual counts as an insult? or a comedy writer? or a celebrity?Of course, I can tell people they look like elton john or Charles manson, both very beautiful singershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw8S7TJPqGsOne is a homosexual, the other is not. One has murdered people, the other has not.
>>15646...the fuck are you on about?
>>15626 I gave up on hairbrushes many moons ago. Life is good now.>>15644 It's a compliment of the highest order! Fry is, after all, the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.But you don't look like him, so it doesn't actually matter~
>>15648He dressed better.And was funny, and he wasn't even a comedian, dohohoho.
>>15644Try growing a mustache.
>>15632I think it's my conditioner. I usually buy the holy shit expensive kind (I dye my hair), buuuuuut I'm kinda broke, so i've been using the cheap shit. This is what it looks like 45 minutes after a shower. Ugh.
Oh man, I found some YE OLDE photos on my old computer I managed to salvage before it crashed again. I can't be older than 14-ish here, but I probably look older than I do now...
>>15669Today Mr. B forgot that tooth has GIANT CHESTICLES GODDAMN!
me at the pool
>>15669You remind me of a red haired Adele. Also you're :3
I got a haircut. It feels good not having lots of hair anymore. Now I can wash my scalp again!
>>15679 Giant chesticles? Those were barely more than a handful back then!>>15722 I get that quite a lot; but she's pretty, so yay!
>>15728They look pretty hueg to me.
So much talk about haircuts... I can't decide whether to get one or not.
>>15735MOTHER OF GOD!
>>15735Just get a top hat, you'll be set.
>>15735 A slight trim may be in order, but really that's a very commendable head of hair you're sporting.
>>15735HATE YOU BALD.
>>15735Hell no, keep that thing. We can be best enemies.
>>15735Omar...is that you?
>>15755I don't know if there's enough hate in the world to get all that hair off.
>>15769 Most often I get compared to either Omar or Cedric, that one dude from TV on the Radio (although didn't he shave his head recently?), Morgan Henderson from The Blood Brothers, and Jimi Hendrix.Unfortunately, I seem to be cursed with a lack of facial hair.
>>157351. Get afro comb2. Place in hair.Finished.
I'm growing my hair out currently. It's an inch long at the moment. The longest I usually let it get.
>>15824I remember my hair being that long.When I was born.
Whenever I try to look friendly, I just look insane. I think this is better than a brooding, faggy picture though. I mean, it's already in front of a mirror. Here in scandinavia, most nerds that aren't complete shut-ins look just like me. TrueFact™ .
>>15829 Not insane, just a little bit scared. :)
>>15504Sorry Doom, don't have a profile shot. It would just reveal a ponytail anyway.
>>15827Not everyone can be a man-beast with long flowing viking locks, Dude. Some people have hair that goes afro when they grow it out....people like me.
>>15835The internet *is* terrifying.
>>15874Cool rape face, Ivan.
God I look so fat in this picture.It doesn't help that I just woke up and it's a shitty cell phone camera
No camwhore thread is complete without.1/4
>>15901
>>15902
>>159034/4
LOOKIT ME MA I'M A PILOT
>>15901>>15902>>15903>>15904thread needs more pablostache
Mmm, jaundilicious...>>15914 Every thread needs more Pablostache.
>>15913Needs more vans.>>15917demeyes.jpg
>>15917Not to sound creepy but You are beautiful
>>15917Dem Dimples.
>>15922 But I'm po-faced, I don't have dimples in this picture...>>15919 :3 :3
>>15923Whatever you call it. Those things in the corners of your smile.
>>15924 Oh, that's just my mouth. These are my dimples, if you'll excuse the over-used photo.
>>15928Gah!Goddamn that's cute.I'm gonna go...look at manly things now. Before I get Diabeetus.
>>15928 you look madcore like one of my brother's friend's that he's had since kindergarten. Like hair style, hair colour, eyes, face shape, nose, everything. I think she may have a few more freckles tho'.
>>15917Goddamn you have pretty eyes.
>>15917That's stunning. :o I've never seen such green eyes on anyone.
>>15918I'D HAVE MORE VANS IF YOU GAVE ME MORE CANDY.
Nice tits, sugar tits.
>>16009Nice sugar, tit tits.
>>16013Tits sugar, tits nice.
>>16013
>>15698I expected it.I knew it.BUT GOD DAMN IT, I STILL HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK!
At my girlfriend's 21st last year. I've only just found this photo of me being accosted by a possibly homosexual man.
I'm now finding all these images of me on facebook that I've never seen before. Maybe because people can't spell my last name properly.Also; this isn't blood.
From Connecticon
>>15928+1 creepy comment about Toothy's goddamn eyes
>>16149My god! He can bend light to his will!
>>16149NECKBEARDS! IN SPAAAAAAAAACE~
>>16153 I actually missed that panel...
>>16149 Intergalatic sombrero?
>>16157 Just my Cyber-lice. They're like tiny little Tachikomas.@--^D@Also, must resize images...
Gentlemen.
>>16149Did you see KC Green?
>>16182Oh, don't I wish.
>>16190Are you kidding, Mr. B? Chicks dig badass swords. They'll be all over his nuts just for that.
>>16180 Yes, he drew me a picture of Dan Kim's creepy pidgeons, then was mad at me because I told him Dan Kim was not there.He was nice.
>>16178Am I the only one who notices the guy behind you totally about to backstab you?GENTLEMEN indeed.
>>16190>>16193You DO realize I'm not the guy with the sword, right?>>16214That's me, dummy.
>>16238OC, just for you.
>>16274I've posted pictures of myself here before. I was assuming folks would notice the inconsistency.Also the "Gentlemen." was supposed to be a hint.But anyways, NOW YOU KNOW. :D
>>16279You're not even Japanese!
INCOMINGI love my new haircut.
I actually put on make up for this crap.
I love when Top Model girls whine about how hard modeling is. Bitch please.
>>16283p-please slick down your hair a little and part it on the side 1940s style... for anon :(
Hmmm, yes. I see what Doom means about you short haired ladies now. Interesting.Also: Experiments in hair growth #01I seem to have developed an Astro-esque pseudo-mohawk.
>>16281>>16283>>16284I like it. Needs more side-slick and 1920s flapper dress though
>>16279>>I've posted pictures of myself here before. I was assuming folks would notice the inconsistency. You assume your appearance is memorable.Try getting in a knife fight so you get a wicked cool scar.
MOAR PICS
>>16285????This is just what happened after I showered and slicked it back.
>>16347Wait, is Fang a new alias that AP's going under and I just never noticed? Or do they both just have the same manic grin?
>>16353ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies
>>16358Lookin' foine, boyo.
>>16281>>16283>>16284>>16348I am... conflicted...
>>16348Superman swirl! :D<3
>>16348Prime macro material here...
>>16363That's exactly what I thought. Great minds think alike!
So, I'm now the second most manly person here.How does that make you feel?And yes, I can't squint or frown or look intimidating, shut up.
>>16393Kind of emasculating that the manliest people here are women.I need to accelerate my beard growing abilities to claw my way back to second after Doom.
Well now I feel silly posting something so weak next to someone so MANLY.
>>16399It's ok Bea. Just draw a beard on your face with texta and retake the photo. You'll be the manliest bear around.
>>16393
ALL ACCORDING TO KIEKU
>>16411Finally, the revenge of the nerds is at hand.. *crushes pencil in fist*
For the record, I'm making this face at Astro right now.
>>16418
>>16411dammit i knew i spelled it wrong...
sure is dark in heer.
Eh fuck it. Hair is hard to manage. Last images before getting it all lopped off.
>>16427you probably have the most caricaturable face on the board.
Ahhhh, much better.>>16428Is this....a good thing?
>>16429It's not a bad thing, you just have really distinct shapes and broad features in your face. It's a memorable look that would be easy to draw.It possibly means that cartoonists secretly draw pictures of you while you're riding on public transportation or walking around food courts, though.
>>16430Well then, one more thing for me to be self-conscious about.
>>16429OH MY CHRISTSOMEONE SQUISHED MATT DAMON'S HEADOh... No, wait... Nevermind.
>>16425ya call that long hair?
>>16436For me, yes. You straight haired weirdo!
>>16399Wait, does Bea have freckles?How man of you secretly have freckles! Goddamn!
>>16438A bear with freckles?You're crazy!
>>16399dat freckleface.jpgdembrowneyes.png
>>16438Okay man, don't freak out or anything, but, uh...I have freckles.
>>16466Oh, I know, I saw the tweets where the knowledge aroused Awesome Man's attention. That and now Bea having freckles is what's throwing me into this secret freckles tirade.
>>16470I have freckles in weird places.I have one on my palm. Why is it there? No one knows.
>>16428We should totally get Drawfags to do Caricatures.
>>16399good Bea, your suprisingly in focus
>>16475That would rule.
>>16429>>16430it mean's she'll make a man out of you, mang. And not one of those GIRLY MEN.
Shitty camera phone, but now you have a picture of me that is from this year. Let the mockery commence.
Chance isn't always on your side, mate.
>>16483You look like two guys I know did the fusion dance. Its weird.
I bet I could do a pretty good TF2 Medic cosplay.If only I were a bit taller.
>>16484Looking pretty Irisistible. there PUNSY MCHALE.
>>16484I'll take high explosives over chance any day.
>>16507I guess they were just being...
>>16532Iris-sponsible.
>>16533YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16538I think it's pretty :awesome:
>>16540I just clipped it from the old thread. I can't save things, I'm a minimalist silly! DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>16541
?
camwhore thread, eh?
>>16720srs slushie. srs strings.
This is how I get around these days.
>>16729Is that actually you tooth?
>>16730Mmyup. Little girl in the puffball dress getting into the chopper with my Grumps and some randomer.
>>16716>>16720It's not a camwhore thread without Bazookaman
>>16766damn straight
metro fucking comic con
moar liek weeaboocon amirite
Everyone looked like this, the western/local/indie comic people were the minority. Everyone else were weeaboos.
FFFFFFFFF
but it was all good/camwhore
>>16815You look a lot like a dude I know named Cody.
>>16815You posted recently in that /a/ thread.
>>16815You look almost exactly like a cross between two of my friends.
Bumpan with random hiking pictures of blurry silly faces.
>>17054
>>17055
This is a wee bit old, the hairs a good bit longer now but this is good enough.
>>17072Tracy Chapman?
I found hundreds of ancient photos on my old hard drive - I was so cute when I was a leetle baby...
>>17089Awfully well developed for a baby.
found an older picture...I look like I'm staring into the sun though.
counterspell, bitch
GET IN DA CHAPPA
Less Kevin Rose this time, hopefully.
fuck year
>>17124Whatcha drinkin'?
>>16776LET US FIGHT
>>17124Is that a White Russian? :3
>>17141Might be :3.
>>17149Nice.
I fell down.
i stole all the handsome
>>17124This just in, Pablo is Moses.
>>17174B....b...but, I'm not latin!
>>17174>This Justin, Pablo, is Moses.
>>17171You got something on your jacket. A little smudge.>>17174brb, leading Italians across the Mediterranean. >>17172Seth Rogen + Will Ferell.
>>17185Just so long as you're not taking any Germans with you.
>>17081Thats a first, its usually Anthony Anderson, Kenan Thompson, or Whoopie Goldberg.
>>17121The Thumbnail made me think you were gonna be dressed as Kim Jong Il.Also, this just in: I apparently can't help but mean mug.God, no wonder people are always asking me if I'm alright!
>>17194Why do I look so angry?
>>17195Seriously though, I'm not angry here.
>>17191For shame.
Calm down, Pym.
>>17196I have the same exact shirt. It is awesome.>>17191>Kenan ThompsonIf he had braids, yeah.
Fuck, Pym, simmer down. I'm about to piss my pants here.
>>17220I already did.
>>17216Basically if a person is any three of the following1. Black2. Has dreads3. Tall4. Is a big guyI apprantley look like em.
>>17234Yeah, we already know...every Black person looks like another Black person. Every Asian person looks like another Asian person."OH MY GOD, IT'S CHRIS ROCK!""OH MY GOD, IT'S JACKIE CHAN!"
>>17243People do the same to bald white dudes so in return I refuse to care lol
Have some pics of me running around like a retard in costume.
>>17246Me and my best cosplay friends
>>17247
>>17249Why yes I do.The question is how do you?
>>17263Who DOESN'T know Nikki?
>>17275You?
Novelty sunglasses are one of my favorite things.
And now something less retarded.Only slightly, of course.
>>17298Cool, cool.
Time for my customary stone-faced self-portrait then, hm.
>>17304YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
The only pic I have on my phone from today's con that isn't blurry as hell, and I look like a terrified, sleep deprived junkie. If I ever get the photos of me molesting Spider-man or being put in the stress position by Storm Troopers, I'll be sure to post them.
>>17124Much less actually.
>>17336You have a strange idea of what a junkie looks like, Tooth.
>>17343The Scots have a high standard regarding junkies' appearances.
>>17347Well that explains everything! In Scotland, junkies hob nob with the well to do, doncha know.
I just wanna show off what I made
>>17362Looks like the Ultimate Nullifier has some competition.
>>17362schweet. An invulnerable batarang of liberty.
>>17336Chouji cosplay?
>>17415 Mmyup. Wasn't too horrid for a "what do I have in on my bedroom floor" costume.
>>17423That's cool. I use to cosplay Chouji back in the day.
>>17427Mr. B, I'd like to see some of your cosplays
Last weekend I went to an amusment park with fçmy freinds.It was an awesome trip. The park, not so munch.>>17304Oh, hi MK.
Also, my co-worker insist that my hair is too long for work.Is she overreacting?
>>17489She's a punk.
>>17489Tell her to climb a wall of dicks.
Come to the bald side.
>>17496Come on, she's a cool person. I think it's just kinda like a generational gasp or something.>>17497I've been there before.So many times in my kids and teens.It didn't worked as well as I expected.
>>17497Join us, bro!
>>17489Tell her she is a fascist pig and you wont do shit unless yor boss personally tells you too...
I WILL FIGHT YOU.Also damn, why I do look 14.
>>17573It also looks like you have a bone disorder.
>>17582Is it the knuckles? Because yeah, they're pretty huge.
>>17442There is a video of me in blue spy cosplay singing jump on it with a bunch of friends in a line at Subway at 2am at Ohayocon.But I look fat in it so I'm not posting it.
Wow...This one is creepy....
>>17590And That's what I get for playing with Knifes
>>17586It's because if you look at it without taking perspective into account, it looks hilarious.
Am I *~MYSTERIOUS~* yet?>>17587 Gosh darn it Miley, don't keep this from me.
>>17621YOU CANNOT BEAT MY BLURRY INDISTINCTNESS!P.S. I love this photo. It makes me look so young!
>>17621Aww, now I'm MORE motivated to never post it.Also I remember cosplaying some guy from Chrono Crusade (was for a friend's group) that apparently looks almost identical to some cult yaoi character, so I had fangirls chasing me down thinking I was him and that was awkward.And then there was the time a friend of mine tried talking me into crossplaying as Princess Zelda so that we could run a trap bukkake thing at a con and turn a profit. Got as far as discussing the best way to get semen out of a wig....Man, cosplay makes people do awful things.......
>>17627Come on dude. Everyone loves Blue Spy!
>>17628What about Red Engineer?
>>17621Kinda hard to be mysterious with a visible face.Take a lesson from Miley and do like his ninja picture in the OP.
i love this shirt. its the most expensive one i own, but its worth it. knife and hat unrelated
Fool, Knifes are always related.Also , i see your a Spy disguised as sniper.
>>17635I have a March Or Die shirt in that vain.
>>17629Secretly!>>17635Now take a pic of you drinking a Farmer's Union iced coffee. Please?
>>17659I don't have one on me at the moment but when i return from the final ritual of manhood i shall buy one to celebrate.
>>17665as of half an hour ago i am on my full, unrestricted license. so yeah, i get no financial assistance from my family any more, i work to support myself and all that other shit. my provisional license was the last thing saying "hey fuck you, you're not completely grown up yet" and now its gone.well there is one other thing but... *ahem* yeah...i'm not sure why you wanted it but here you go anyway...
>>17666Damn, I love Farmer's Union Iced Coffee. Although, I love the Big M Classic even more.
>>17668
>>17621Err you're uhm.......I'm sorry, what were you saying?I was a bit distracted.
>>17666I want one because, as I mention in the beer thread, they're really hard to find here in Melbourne. I'm living vicariously through you.Congrats on getting off your Ps, too. Now go hire a high power to weight ratio car and see how long it takes you to get to the Victorian border. Actually, come all the way to Melbourne. And bring Farmer's Union iced coffee!
MECHA SHIVA MECHA SHIVA MECHA SHIVAI'm the Dean
>>17666It was really easy for me to get my full license. I got my Ls at 18, and my Ps 2 weeks after. Well before all of this green P bullshit.Then I didn't drive for a years...at all. Then on my 19th birthday my full license arrives in the mail and I'm all "...cool!"
Got Elbowed in the head tonight. Feels good man.
Behold: My Blond I had since May(quickly before I get it removed), my broad-ass shoulders, my swollen lymph nodes, and my default facial expression by monitorlight.
I make all the ladies wet.
>>17756::swoon::
>>17756And some men.
Also, last sunday was a fun sunday.
>>17749i got my L's the day after i turned 16. of course, i'd known how to drive for years by then. got my P1's 6 months later. got done speeding, had my P1's extended to 2 years. passed my P2 test a week before i was eligible to move on and hey presto here i am.>>17756OH GOD, ILL-FITTING PLASTIC VIKING HELMET BUDDIES
Whats that? I haven't whored around on here in my Blue Beetle costume?DON'T MIND IF I DO
thanks fah standin still...
>>17765And now you have 12 demerit points to play with!
>>17773this kicks fair amounts of ass BUT WHERE IS THE HELMET?
>>17751You look like a completely different person every time you post a picture.
>>17797I have noticed this problem as well.It makes for a hella confusing sense of self.
>>17612Oh, I see it now.Well, here's one where I don't look like I was born with a stubby little baby arm.
>>17773Hubba hubba
>>17774This is going into my Vidya cosplay folder.
>>17824oh god please dont. not yet at least.you'll see why next week...
>>17821BUENO face?
New haircut.Little picture.Why am I so pale?
>>17879 Whoops, forgot my hat photo.
>>17879>>Scottish>>Why am I so pale?
after i got this haircut i almost didn't feel repulsive. how odd...
>>17954Now you need to grow a manly beard, or at least manly stubble
>>17955this accidental photo clearly demonstrates all that will happen if i dont shave for a week.or in the case of my lower lip, half a dozen of them.utterley, utterly pathetic
>>17666OH HOLY SHIT I FOUND SOME!
OH YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF.
oh i feel different
>>17964That's a myth. Shaving does nothing to hair.
>>17976Ralph doesn't seem to think this is a good idea.
>>17964what, do you think i started shaving last week or something?I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR FIVE GODAMN YEARS AND NOTHINGS CHANGED
>>17982This is funny to me.
>>17979Don't mind Ralph. He's busy listening to the leprechaun. It's telling him to burn things.>>17982Don't feel too bad. My facial hair is exactly the same now as it was fifteen years ago.
>>17975>>17976>>17977Don't worry. That's just your manliness increasing by 300%
durp
>>18008Ah, it's so nice that you went out and bought a tripod just to take a photo for us.
>>18009I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want to see someone naked.
>>18016>:I
>>18003What about if you're thirty?
>>17978And the reason people think your hair grows back quicker is that it causes it to grow back more uniformly.
>>18032Date women who don't like stubble.
>>18045No, I was a hairy fifteen year old. Problem is, it didn't get any thicker from there on in.
whats this doing on page 2
TIMEWARP TO AUGUST 2ND. It's my mother's birthday party. I am not pleased.I look completely different now.
>>18200Mayeko, stop posting arbitrary pictures of different women every time you post a pic.Srsly, you look different in every picture you post.
>>18201Me and Mayekoi suffer from a very rare congenital disorder that causes different people to show up in our pictures.
What's that?Pictures of me being a dumbass?You got it!
>>18208
>>18209
>>18210
>>18211And to end on a less fugly note, Have a picture of Necrotics Inbound.She's tiny
>>18212Haet my face in this pic. You tell me it's fine, but it's not! Gah!
>>18200shave your head already
o hay guys
>>18223Hello Astro.You look pretty as usual.'Sup?
>>18225Well thanks.And not much, just found out my new laptop has a webcam. It was hiding it from me in its glossy black depths.
>>18223Good Astro, you look very Velma.
>>18228Because SHE'S AWESOME
>>18227Ah thank you. Hopefully the resemblance helps out when I dress up as her for Halloween. The only problem I can see having is with the skirt, because I don't know if I'll be able to get a pleated red knee-length skirt in my size (read: larger than the average schoolgirl).>>18228Because it's fun. You should try it sometime.>>18231Oh, and this.
THIS JUST IN: SPIDER CAN'T TAKE HER OWN PICTURE
>>18249THIS JUST IN:SPIDER IS MADE OF CRITICAL LEVELS OF WAY-TOO-CUTE
>>18249Bracing for D'awwck Ock.
>>18249Way too much cute.
>>18249Also, you've got a natural :I going on.
>>18252I lol'd. Also, cute.
This is my way of saying you have a cute button nose.
>>18249Tiny leetle girl.
>>18249D'aaaaawyou're ADORABLE
>>18249Nobody has made a Velma reference yet?I am disappoint
>>17846>>17821You own me oneMatt.
The face of Paranoia.See that? I made a funny!
>>18296You did?
>>18300You're just angry that I look better than you in high heels.
>>18249Quick! Somebody get her a unicorn to ride on and a kitten to hold!
>>18249ADORABLE
And this is why I dont camwhore before 7am.
>>18292Don't worry, just call me MesĂas.Anyways, my name is Juan JosĂ©, and those two are the most generic names in the spanish languge. Basically, I adopted "MesĂas" as a third name.
>>17194BROTHER. When I took my senior pictures the photographer kept telling me to relax my face since I looked too angry. I see now what he meant.
Oh hey, my stepsister's netbook has an integrated webcam. How useful.
Minus the glasses for once.
...Well, except for this one.
>>18337Finally! I've slipped under the radar! NO MORE MEXICAN JOKES FOR PABLO!
>>18321>>18344YOU GUYS THE HEDGES NEED CLIPPINGI'll be nannying the kids or whatever nannies do.
>>18345Pic related, as it's me not cleaning your deck. I hate this picture, but a friend took it and I needed a new one.
>>18349>>18345At least my stereotypical employment career teaches me to swing a billy club.Just kidding. The Irish don't work.
>>18357Incorrect, sir. Drinking is totally work.
SO I HEARD YOU LIKE HAM
HOW ABOUT BACON?
CAUSE I LOVE BACON
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? Fuck cabbage.
>>18375HOW DARE YOUCabbage is great.
>>18337FfffhahahahahahahahahDon't push your luck.No, I don't have one . But if I wear one, I'll maybe take a pic about it.>>18333Lookin' nice there Mr. Discordia.>>18374Oh delicious bacon.
>>18375MY CABBAGES
lol
Re-postan for posterity.
I don't remember much from this night.. but apparently i achieved kittie ears
>>18385 I don't know what it is, but as I female I feel oblidged to hug it and maybe make strange noises.
NERVES END BEING 18 DOING CLASSY THINGSSMOKING FROM CORNCOB PIPES
>>18389
>>18389some one say classy?
>>18386:3
>>18392shame what i had to do to it...
Guess I should update my pic.
>>18404OH NO!WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!
>>18404O sna. Completely different person compared to who I saw elsewhere.
>>18409I got it chopped. It is the shortest that it has been in 14 years.If it helped, part of the decision was influenced by the fact that I got tar in it.
>>18423Oh that explains it. If you hadn't, you'd look like a re-tarred
If you can believe it, this was last Thursday and it's already outdated
>>18476Maybe if you weren't some sort of Hellspawned Canadian Shapeshifter then your pictures would maintain accuracy of more than a few hours.
Oh why the hell not.
last picture i'll post until I get my stupid sexy nightwing costume.
Oh hey, guys. Here's a picture of me. Being popular. AS USUAL.
So I heard this is the camwhore thread.I've been pretty quiet around this site, but recently I've felt like exposing myself, in the less dirty way.I don't know why this came out so grainy. I took it just a few minutes ago.
>>18499er... it looked grainier on the camera display
>>18499Aw. I thought you only camwhored for me. :(
>>18499You look like half the dudes I know.
>>18404It's like seeing Shaggy morph into Fred.
By boss orders, I have to cut my hair. And I'll do it by tomorrow. Still, I don't feel that is really too long.
>>18504I Guess that are just those work regulations appearances or something.
>>18505And I'll probably do something more...
Please say your boss is making you shave your sort-of beard too.
>>18507Nope. But I'll shave it later. I'm feeling just too lazy for doing it.
>>18488>Canadian Demon ShapeshifterWhat next, people think I'm, like, Megan Fox or something?I just get bimonthly haircuts, and am not very social often. Okay? jeez.
>>18510You'll forgive us if we're skeptical for what demon shapeshifters say.
>>18488We already established Mayekoi's shapeshifting is not supernatural.She's a member of Alpha Flight.
Oh I say, I say! Another wonderfully productive period in chemistry. Tip top!
Braiding my hair is a noble but ultimately futile endeavor.
Better.
>>18522I see your wavy hair and think of France every time'm sorry
>>18522At any moment, lightning will flash and he will become Thor.
>>18529Magical Uru mic.
New haircut: Accomplished!
>>18534You look classy.
>>18522Oh man, I want to play with your hair! It looks so soft. :3
>>18531MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
Three new pictures, co-starring the new haircut.
I tried to show you the back of it just to get some idea of length but I seem to have merged with the dresser.NOOOOOOOOOSE
And this is how short I am. Although maybe because of the tininess of the room the full effect doesn't quite get across.
>>18566Your new hair looks great, Bea. Srsly, cool cut.
>>18565I just realised you look quite a bit like a friend of my girlfriend.>>18566Your nose looks fine.>>18567There's nobody else there to compare for scale, so yeah, we don't quite get full effect.Also; thumbs up on the haircut.
>>18567I'd rape it.
>>18566You have a nice nose. Stop hatin'.
>>18566You're gorgeous. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd vouch for that.
>>18537Thank you.>>18565>>18566>>18567You're always looking nice Bea.Also, nice Snakes on a Plane poster you got there.
>>18566You are helping my theory that we might all be not-to-distantly related...
>>18566I knew your nose was fine and I wasn't just making it up in that other thread! You'he gohgeous, dahling.There was this one girl in my highschool that did get a nose job. But her nose was a good...well it was... I've only known one person with a bigger nose in my life, and he was six foot four. Was so self conscious about it I always felt bad for her, but she was pretty attractive in her own right.Hey look I'm rambling again. BEA I LIKE YOUR HAIRCUT. There, short and concise.
>>18565...do I spy a slight smile there?
>>18582Of course not, bears do not smile.>>18578Perhaps you are my male counterpart in an alternate dimension.>>18568>>18571>>18572>>18573>>18574>>18579Well, thank you all! I wasn't quite sure about the cut but everyone else seems like it so hey why not.
>>18583your haircut sucks
>>18534Now shave off that strange growth on your chin as well.
>>18587You cut me deep, Trev.
>>18565Your new haircut looks like my current haircut! Keen!
>>18567 You are so small, is funny to me.
Am I kawaii uguu~?
Suddenly, I have the most practical haircut ever.
>>18607Daring. I love it, looks great on you.
>>18607I bet it feels so good taking a shower with your hair like that. I am jealous~>>18606D: Explain picture plz
>>18609It's okay. I was playing with make up and a bottle of blood. :3
>>18610p.s.: I like your monroe
>>18607I was expecting much worse from the shaved head tweet. Doesn't look bad.>>18606UGUU~
>>18590You know, I always have some trouble trying to grow a beard since most of the time it grows in a very awkward way.Anyone have an advice for beards?>>18607Hmm. It looks fine.>>18606:3
>>18615Very very few people can pull off beards. If you don't know what you are doing, just shave.
>>18607You pull it off well since you have nice facial structure. Uguu~
>>18606So moe~~~>>18607Surprisingly good bald.
oh you guys, I have high cheekbones, I can do ANYTHING with my hair.I wouldn't have shaved it if I wasn't sure it would work.
>>18631>AnythingI bet you couldn't pull off a combover
>>18607In thickest hair, in headwear tight,No scalp shall escape my sight.Let those who worship a hairdo's might,Beware my power... Bald Lantern's light!
>>18567at first i thought you'd broken the aspect ratio...>>18607OH GOD I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS. but you still look good :3
>>186151. Try growin in some stubble2. If it seems to cover a decent area, grow it in for a bit to see how thick it seems to grow in.3. If it's not thick enough to look good, shave all of it off and try again in 5 years.
>>18638The haircut I got yesterday can be fixed in a certain light to appear that I am balding. I've caught the Justin, gentleman.
Fuck this. I've been working out. Only a week left and I barely have any tone... but I hope to look more like my boy Dick Grayson by the end of the month.Still a work in progress. Also I need a haircut.
>>18661Looking p good, man. What's your routine?
>>18667Thanks. I'm doing some old martial arts training I learned, calisthenics/yoga, and mixed cardio to try to burn the fat. I wasn't really fat before, but I need to be able to see my muss-culs if I'm going to dress up as a superhero.
Horrible picture is horrible.
>>18673Forgot my namefagging
>>18607Well, this probably isn't the best time to bring up my 'thing' for girls with shaved heads now, is it?
>>18677Not when you're 30 and she's 15.
>>18682I thought she was 17... Not that it matters, does it? >>18667Oh... I hit the gym for some weights twice a weak. I'm devising calisthenic methods to remove the need for weights from my work out... one of them involves a computer chair with big arm rests for dips. INGENUITY BECAUSE I'M POOR.
>>18684No, it doesn't help at all.
A wild tooth appeared!Wild tooth used Four Eyes!
>>18705It's super effective.
>>18705
Are anons allowed in here?By the way, /co/ has some good looking people. God damn
>>18709Improved.
>>18710yes totally
>>18712...alright.Sorry for shitty webcam pic. How exciting! My first camwhore pic
>>18714Nah. That's my jewnose.
>>18711The difference, Shrike, is message. Posting a picture of Jaime is implying the phrase "I'll be in my bunk" or "I'm going to go masturbate to you." While creepy, it is ultimately harmless. Meanwhile posting a meme like "You gonna get raped" is a more aggressive stance that I feel seems to send out negative implications the good looking individual.Also, because I've already used it:>>18713>bunk_jaime.jpg
>>18716I believe Mindwipe, he's making a joke about the face you are making, which does indeed seem quite aggressive, as if to imply rape.
>>18717Nonsense. Anyone who ever watched Firefly (which should be ALL of you) knows Jaime is, while rough around the edges, a gentle soul who would never harm someone.
>>18715Thanks for clearing that up.
>>18718I watched firefly. Didn't he almost cost River and her brother their lives? Didn't he try to betray or sell out Captain Mal on multiple occasions?He's inherently selfish. He might rape you.
>>18711 Much better.>>18713 >>18708 Bespectacled +4s, unite!
Dude aren't there any uggos out there?
>>18721
>>18713Anonymous is a chick? I always suspected it... Short hair? Hard to tell in the dim light.
>>18728Yup. The back doesn't even reach my neck.
People need to stop being so pretty or else I'm going to have a crush on this entire fucking website.pic half-related.
Here's a current one of me
>>18733 Cut your hair and get some properly fitting clothes you gosh-darned skinny hippy! >>18732 But +4 is love~
My face.:cAlso, my hair is ridiculous.
>>18737Why :c?
>>18737I would kill for your hair.A PICTURE OF HAIR CUT IN SUNLIGHT
>>18741Pssshhh whateva at least you can have bangs :)And your haircut is pretty. I like it verrrry much.
>>18716
>>18737...you're not black.Unless you're ethnically mixed and/or very light-skinned. Either
>>18713You should stop being anon so I can stalk youAnd then anon left the site forever!>>18732It's okay, Ferrous, you can crush on me ~ <3
>>18748Silly Miley.Ferrous already has a crush on you
>>18747Justin's law of minority cred:The more white you are, the more proud you are of your Black/Asian/Native American heritage.1/64th Native American, REPRESENT!
>>18755Possibly 1/128th indigenous Australian! Maybe! The details are sketchy!
>>18756eh, that's something I'd erase from my family tree. Of all the breeds of Homo Sapiens in the world, they are the only ones that scientists say "not sure if human". Genetically.
>>18760That's something I'd actually try to tote a-la Homo Superior. Go around punching bitches out with it.
>>18741>>18743
>>18754It's true.>>18734also true :)>>18741Behold the wild Bea in her natural habitat. May I praise your taste in posters? (Specifically the one to the far left of your picture)
If only I wasn't cursed by genetics to suffer from acne until I'm 35.
Have some Nerves in dress
>>18779
>>18780
>>18768The other wall has far better posters: Rorschach, John Cleese, Banksy, Jaws, Sam and Max, Disneyland, The Joker and Nightmare Before Christmas....That's quite the mix of interests, really.
>>18779>>18780>>18781You're beauteous.
>>18643Thanks for the advice Miley!>>18661Lookin' good Ferrous>>18737>>18713>>18774>>18733Lookin' nice all of you.>>18781So... MOE~But seriously, I agree with >>18784
>>18782They don't have to match anything but you, Bea. >>18787Why thank ya! I appreciate it.
>>18787Aw. Thanks!
>>18792You'll be too busy fapping, right? I feel the same way.
>>18782Where the crap did you get a Sam and Max poster? I've never even seen one at my LCS.
>>18796Online at TellTale's website. It's more of a print than a poster, but eh.
Okay, so it may not be Velma, but it's still a pimp-ass costume.
>>18808Going as David Bowie I see. Nice change up.
>>18808I instantly thought of Blackadder II upon seeing this.
this is the pic I'll use if I ever run for prez.
>>18813I would grow a beard just to go as part of a Blackadder II group costume.
>>18808That is pimp. That collar is bitching.
Hope you don't mind some pasty white legs. So the first thing I thought of when I put on these incredibly comfortable, 100% cotton, medium-sized Men's Sleep Shorts is that I should share with the Internet... or something. It appears that camera phones are more effective than waxing or shaving when it comes to removing unwanted hair.
>>18827so... smoth
>>18828
>>18829
>>18856
>>18827At first I thought, "Man, those are some smooth legs for a dude." Then I was all, "Poor guy! Package so small you can't even see it!" Then I saw the nails and was all WAAAAAIT a minute.
>>18861
I don't remember posting this before. So I'll post it now.
So apparently the DSi allows you to upload photos straight to your facebook. Cool story bro. And now, to demonstrate a wide range of emotion, since I always look so angry.
>>18903
>>18904DAMN IT KOSSSSSSSH!
>>18905Release your inner Sagehoge smugness!And that's it.
>>18893yeah, you already did
>>18904Silly Pym. Mustache isn't an emotion.
>>18906 You look like you're in pain. :(
>>18827Such hot legs, I need to rub one out now
>>18934That's because I lost that fight with >>18606 Jane Doe.
Pym, you look like Donkey Kong. In a good way.
The only picture of me in my shitty mime costume from that shitty party last night.>>18943 You bleed raspberry sauce, I must cut you.
>>18953You got a face for mime makeup.Sorry, I'm still new at saying positive things.
>>19050 I'm not quite sure what that means, but thanks!
I love my hair after it's gone through 70+ mph winds.>>19053"You're cute."
hiya i'm d'awc ock.
>>19067 Well fuck my pancreas and stab me with a needle, you've gone and given me those diabeetus.
>>19069>fuck my pancreas and stab me with a needle... You're into some weird shit, tooth.
>>19067YOU ARE ADORABLE:D
>>19067*over-excited giggling*
>>19067Dat FilenameDawww
>>18952Why does everyone keep telling me this?
>>18953This image confuses me.
Something from last night.
>>19077 It's me dressed as a mime in my friend's bathroom, pulling a stupid face. My hair is in bunches, the thing on my head is a beret and the black lines on my collar bone is my bag strap. Also, stupid sexy mimes.>>19076 Because you do?
>>19080Tooth, you're kinda cute.
>>19080No see I got it, but I hate mimes.On the other hand stupid sexy mime.