If you haven't gotten the Stride Mystery Flavor gum, get it.It tastes like that zebra Fruit Stripe gum.
Surely, you JEST!Nothing could compare to the divine flavour-tempest that is Fruit Stripe!
...Does it at least last longer? I know it should, considering that's Stride's shtick, but it seems impossible to have a piece of gum that tastes like that, and have the flavor last longer than 90 seconds.
>>3856It does, and it's great.I've been chewing on this piece for like an hour.
Gum is fucking disgusting. Eugh.
>>3858Señor, why must you hate all that I love?
>>3859Secret plan yet to be revealed
If it doesn't come with the infuriatingly persistent tattoos on the wrapper of every stick, no deal.
>>3861So what you're saying is I have to go through the trouble of buying a pack of fruit stripe gum and jamming stride mystery gum inside of it just so you can get your tongue tattoos?Why are women so hard to please!
I love the Stride commercials.
>>3866"Leave the ram."
...Instead, let's all just get zebra fruit stripe gum...
>>3869That would just gum up the works, anon.