>everyone is in the shit
>no one can save them now
I'm going to make a few predictions based on the assumption that everyone is not perma-dead before the A2/B1 crew(s) arive(s), and that no one goes God Tier (yet, because of either lack of echeladder topness [does this even matter?] or lack of dreamself [does THIS even matter?]).
Best case: He realself does the Lifey Thing, wakes up and GsTFO.
Worst case: Realself cannot do the Lifey Thing, has to be kiss-revived, likely by Dirk's dreamself since NO ONE ELSE could possibly do it, she wakes up on Prospit.
Best case: Carapaces finish the entry item for her, someone gets to her Land lickety-split (likely Jake due to his Gate leading to her house), grabs her dying realself, runs through her Gate to Jane's planet, newly woken Jane does Lifey Thing on her and she wakes up.
Worst case: Carapaces finish her entry item, Jake Gates to her land, kiss-revives her, dreamself wakes in the bubble.
Better Case: After dreamself revival, someone re-plugs the window that GCat teleported to Dirk's house, she escapes through there to either Earth (if Dirk hasn't entered) or Dirk's Land, OR she navigates the Void back to Derse.
Jake (we know he will wake again soon due to Jane's Skaian vision)
Best case: Finishes his entry item, perpetrates some variant of the Roxy rescue mentioned above.
Worst case: Wakes up, barely gets into the game, someone else has to rescue Roxy. Possibly someone in the dreambubble has to kiss Roxy's Dreamself as >>66654 hypothesized, assuming that works.
Recall: it must be a "prince or princess" for a kiss-revival to work, can't be a carapace.
Best case: Jane does the Lifey Thing, wakes Dirk's Dreamself, both of them GTFO, either through the transportalizer Jane... wait, nope (covered in rubble), or I guess flying away from Derse? In the meantime Realself Dirk enters the game. This assumes both that Jane's realself can do the Lifey Thing and that dreamselves can leave Derse/Prospit
Worst case: Jane can't do the Lifey Thing, Dirk (real and dream) wake(s) up barely in time to kiss-revive her, then his Dreamself can't escape the miles and dies while she wakes on Prospit.
It strikes me as sad that the worst cases are much more likely. ):
Or there could be some hussnasty last minute ass pull and either a time traveling Dave or (shudder) Gamzee makes a quick appearance to kiss-revive various people.
What makes me saddest about all this is that all this dying, especially dreamself dying, means more and more that they won't get any God Tiers. Although we haven't seen a mechanism for ascension without a dreamself, we HAVE seen Hussie get someone to ascend after out and out stating that it was impossible to do so after being kiss-revived:
"She makes him choke himself, simply to prevent the kiss to avoid the standard resurrection process, which would prohibit god tier ascension."
So maybe there is Hope yet.
I will be impressed if the Page of Hope manages to get something to work to address this down the line.