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I'm not pointing any fingers, I'm not blaming anyone, and I'm not angry at anyone:
But why do you think Lisa Lisa never taught Jorge how to use the Ripple. I know that it's a bit of a luxury martial art since it's technically only for fighting zombies and vampires, but as shown by her, Joseph and Caesar, it's pretty effective against normal people too. Did it just never come up? Or did it go something like this,
Lisa Lisa: Dear, would you like to take a few minutes from sucking my snatch to learn this awesome martial art that can make you walk on water, turn everyday objects into ghoul-killing weapons and zap people into unconsciousness?
Jorge: Baby, I'm a fighter pilot, I don't think that'll do much for me in the air. Besides, I've got my military training to fall back on. Whoever heard of vampires on the battlefield?
Lisa Lisa: Yeah, you're right, as you wer-whoah-whoah-ooooohhhhh.
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