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"I want to see the Hulk degrading Wonderwoman. I want her tied up like an animal. She should be forced to eat the Hulk's shit (I want it to be green). She should look like she is about to throw up. Hulk should be inserting his penis into her anus. I want to see feces coming out of his dick and pouring all over while he fucks her."

This is one of "those" I refused to do.

bump. I'd love to read and see more weird commissions.

>>37871
this.

>>37748
I've been asking before but failed to get response. Where do you take your weird/porn comissions? How do you find clients? Where do you advertise?

>>37749
Well, that description is horrifying. I need to scrub my mind's eye.

No fuck this shit. Take it to /pco/ or /coq/.
Reported, yo.

I always win the weird commission contest.

>>39483
Did you read the thread at all or just kneejerk to buttsex?

>>39486
I did, and I don't care. This is /draw/, and you started it with porn.

>>39483
/draw/ is a NSFW board.
This is completely within the terms of the board.

>>39487

You ain't no mod, boy! Quit backseat moddin' and chill out.

I'm not so much into the pictures, but I'd like to hear more stories of utterly weird requests. It makes me feel less bad about my horrible and weird sexual fetishes by comparison.

>>39487

I like how there is porn, fetish-porn as well, in almost EVERY thread, but it's this thread that you take offense to.

Your homophobia is showing.

>>39569

>>39570
God damnit Junk. Stop making me laugh at sodomy.

>>39572
Too late for me.
Ahahahahaahahahahahah.

Anything else on this front?

I am currently drawing Eridan x Darkleer, except Darkleer has a huge horse dick and there's also x-ray view so you can see all of Eridan's violated insides.

A+ I love my commissioners.

>>41051
This thread needs life.

I've taken commissions on occasion, most of them fairly pedestrian sexiness. But I must say, I've had a few odd ones - old grannies with foul smelling feet, waving their socks/shoes at each other, with a mixture of delight and disgust... dislight? Delgust?

Bump Time.

i got paid 80 dollars for this

>>42396
Sounds like a good way to make money.

Well unless you had to come up with everything, that must have taken some thinking.

>>42396
If it weren't for the hair I might see it as something cute and whimsical.

>>42396
I can't explain why, but I can't shake the feeling the person who commissioned this wanted to masturbate to it.

>>42399
the commissioner is actually a really good friend who intentionally made the weirdest request ever to purposefully horrify me but there was legit someone who commented on ti saying it was "fucking hot"

I haven't been commissioned (or gotten many free requests) yet, but I'm stumped on how to approach it if I do get a really off-the-wall request. Should I just say "fuck it, I'll draw anything", or should I have a limit?

I've probably only drawn porn of anything less than ten times ever, though...

>>42411
If you're drawing it anonymously, draw whatever you want. If you're putting your online handle's reputation in the way, a bit more discretion may help.

>>42396
are those rollercoasters?

>>42411
Well if your reaction is "fuck NO", then say "fuck NO". Or "sorry, nope" if you care to save face.
Also if you draw off-the-wall stuff, that might be what you'll be known for doing.

>>42412
People can tell styles.

>>42416
Nah, everything's been pretty tame so far. Light bondage, nothing extreme.

Porn isn't really what worries me, it's pedo porn or, I dunno, Nazi fetish stuff doesn't sit right with me. I don't know how I feel about furry porn, but considering I've only drawn anthros a few times, I don't think people will ask me to draw them. I only ask people to draw stuff they already like and are good at, myself.

>>42418
>I only ask people to draw stuff they already like and are good at, myself.
Sounds logical.
>it's pedo porn or, I dunno, Nazi fetish stuff doesn't sit right with me.
You're worried about getting commissioned for it? I mean, yeah, I'm not thinking of dire need of money and no other way out, but as for requests, you can tell the person to take a hike. Heck I've seen people with a lot of fans ready to throw their fucking money at them, even for regular stuff, but instead they went for free pedophile crap and other shit, go figure. Maybe even lost possible customers in the process, definitely lost fans.

I mean, if it doesn't sit right with you, it's gonna be a fucking skeleton in your closet, and you can help it, why would you even consider doing it?!

>>42413
they sure are

>deviant art search 'anthro rollercoaster'
>why are there so many pictures of pregnant rollercoasters.
>so many pregnant rollercoasters.

>>42422
i own a physical copy of the book that artist wrote
its turrible

>>42422
its horrifying how good the art is, if only it was a better subject

This thread needs life.