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VILLAINS!
I present to you a group that seeks to antagonize our friends Felix and Lucy: The crew of the sinister Captain Claw...Well, they're less sinister and more jsut kind of jerks. Going counterclockwise starting with the big bearded fucker:
Grgd (Pronounced not unlike a gutteral growl): The chief engineer on Claw's flagship. He's a grouchy and gruff old codger with a hidden soft side. Being of the alien species known as Mamazons he has fantastic strength and size far surpassing that of a human
Tortuga: Claw's most trusted warrior. He joined the crew after being freed from the spice mines of planet Argot (And when I say spice mines I'm talking about things like Paprika and Cumine because the universe these bozos live in is retarded) when Claw's crew raided his mining camp. He decided he had one of them life debts to repay to Claw and has loyally served him ever since. Despite the life debt he's not above taking digs at his captain and always has a sarcastic quip ready when Claw fucks up. He's super badass and fights with a knife made from the tooth of a space shark. His hobby is sewing doll's clothing
Shmoadly: Claw's accountant and general sycophant. He comes from a species of frog like humanoids. He's in charge of managing the finances of Claw's armada and is always concerned with profits and figures. However he knows who's in charge and will always comply with Claw's wishes no matter how ridiulous. Despite his small stature he's an excellent fighter thanks to the inherent abilities of his froggy species: He can jump many times his own height and move at crazy fast speeds.
Nng Nng (Pronounced not unlike the sound one makes when gnawing on a bone) aka "Nin": Grgd's peppy and silly teenage daughter. She might be a little ditzy but she's always in the best of spirits. Due to her mother dying when she was just young Nin has accompanied her father on Claw's crew since she was little. She helps him out in the engine room and does odd jobs around the ship. She's sort of a general morality pet for Claw and his crew as they're all very protective of her. However it's not like Nin needs much protecting: Despite her petite frame she's even stronger than her father and can rip apart a bulldozer with her bare hands. She loves fashion, dancing meat.
Captain Claw: The leader of this group; one of the most feared space pirates in the galaxy he commands an armada of space ships and has almost a thousand men under his command. Despite this he considers himself a man of intelligence and class and loves classical literature (particularly from his homeworld of Earth), fine dining and music (He is quite skilled at the piano...Though only at pieces that don't require him to use his right hand very much). Unfortunately Claw thinks a bit too highly of himself as he's quite vain and pompous and tends to belittle those around him for what he considers their inferior intelligence. He's also a bit of a germaphobe and hates to be touched. Despite his neurosis' he's a powerful combatant thanks to his already prodidgious strength and the various mechanical pieces integrated into his captain's outfit. For some strange reason he's taken quite an interest in Felix and Lucy and will stop at nothing to fulfill his nefarious plans involving them.
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