A little activity brought over from another chan. Post short story or book titles that we think are much better (or fitting) than the originals, along with the author's name. Underneath, we post the actual title in spoiler text. Let's do this:"It's Magic, I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit," by A. Lee Martinez Monster"Talking Pigs," by George OrwellAnimal Farm
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"Grampa Rambles About Whales"Moby DickI enjoyed the book, but all the asides really broke up the pace and tension.
"Canned food, cannibals, and a can-do attitude: A fathers journey" By Cormac McCarthy
"How to Make Furniture and Influence People," by Iain M. BanksUse of Weapons
"I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE," by George Orwell1984
"Jurrassic Park: The movie: novelized: a sequel: Pay me." by Michael CrichtonThe Lost World
"Treasure Island" by Mark TwainTom Sawyer"The Jolly-Boat's Last Trip" by Robert Louis StevensonTreasure Island
"I really don't care" By Albert CamusThe Stranger"The first time I didn't care" By Albert CamusA Happy Death"My acid trip in the desert" By Hunter S. ThompsonFear and Loathing in Las Vegas"People really ARE quite silly" by Douglas AdamsPretty much any book by him.
>>4752lol'd."It's gonna be the Future Soon" by Stephen BaxterManifold: Time
"Stars Off Strong but Book Three is a Huge Let Down," by Phillip PullmanYou already know what book series this is.
"Japan's Excuse for Liking Underage B&"Alternately: "Don't Stand So Close to Me""Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov
"The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Sick" by Stephen King
"It's all about ambiguity so quit complaining about the fucking ending: The Series".Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
>>4883But it shouldn't be. You place out the questions to entice the reader, and slowly build up your answers to satisfy them until you bring the whole thing to a close in the climax.I hated the ending to A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Lost for the exact same reasons.
>>4882"The Gunslinger"?
Some of you are going to hate me for this, but it's true if you think about it."Parasitic Relationships""The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein. He's still awesome nonetheless.
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