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4717 No.4717
A little activity brought over from another chan. Post short story or book titles that we think are much better (or fitting) than the originals, along with the author's name. Underneath, we post the actual title in spoiler text. Let's do this:

"It's Magic, I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit," by A. Lee Martinez
Monster

"Talking Pigs," by George Orwell
Animal Farm

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Stalker

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"Grampa Rambles About Whales"
Moby Dick

I enjoyed the book, but all the asides really broke up the pace and tension.

No.4745
"Canned food, cannibals, and a can-do attitude: A fathers journey" By Cormac McCarthy

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"How to Make Furniture and Influence People," by Iain M. Banks
Use of Weapons

No.4752
"I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE," by George Orwell
1984

No.4757
"Jurrassic Park: The movie: novelized: a sequel: Pay me." by Michael Crichton

The Lost World

No.4764
"Treasure Island" by Mark Twain
Tom Sawyer

"The Jolly-Boat's Last Trip" by Robert Louis Stevenson
Treasure Island

No.4769
"I really don't care" By Albert Camus
The Stranger

"The first time I didn't care" By Albert Camus
A Happy Death

"My acid trip in the desert" By Hunter S. Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"People really ARE quite silly" by Douglas Adams
Pretty much any book by him.

No.4774
>>4752
lol'd.

"It's gonna be the Future Soon" by Stephen Baxter
Manifold: Time

No.4809
"Stars Off Strong but Book Three is a Huge Let Down," by Phillip Pullman

You already know what book series this is.

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"Japan's Excuse for Liking Underage B&"
Alternately: "Don't Stand So Close to Me"

"Lolita" by Vladimir Nabokov

No.4882
"The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Sick" by Stephen King

No.4883
"It's all about ambiguity so quit complaining about the fucking ending: The Series".

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

No.4885
>>4883
But it shouldn't be. You place out the questions to entice the reader, and slowly build up your answers to satisfy them until you bring the whole thing to a close in the climax.

I hated the ending to A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Lost for the exact same reasons.

No.4890
>>4882
"The Gunslinger"?

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Some of you are going to hate me for this, but it's true if you think about it.

"Parasitic Relationships"

"The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein. He's still awesome nonetheless.

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>>4890



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