Let's write a story, /writ/! Only stipulation: Three words at a time.Once there was...
a little girl...
...with curly hair...
...who was afraid...
...of the dark....
...and of death.
...she had a tiny...
...clit...
...ring of invisibility...
... which she regretted ...
...because it hurt.
...life overwhelmed her...
...she became sad...
...and led her...
...to confront her...
...very tiny clit...
...no more story...
...which she imagined...
... which she regretted...
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...story became chaos...
...chaos led to...
... creation which wrought ...
...a decent automobile.
Bags of sandwiches...
...descended unto the...
>>4276...little girl and...
>>4277...she ate deeply...
>>4279GOFIHHDS GOJSJFO CTHULU
...sorry, my meds...
>>4281... aren't working right...
>>4282...Anyways, the spiders....
>>4290...tickled my balls...
>>4292So I giggled
>>4297and reality broke
Shit got real.
>>4299ON THE INTERNET
... and so the ...
>>4320commissioner called in...
>>4321...the goddam Batman...
>>4322to help investigate...
>>4323...the theft of...
>>4325...nine thousand internets...
>>4326Who had been stolen...
>>4327... from Faggot Museum...
>>4328...And replaced by...
>>4331one thousand dollops...
>>4333...Pizza-flavoured toothpaste...
>>4334...which tasted terrible...
>>4352...like, really bad...
>>4363like, we're talking...
>>4368...but then this...
>>4371...bear showed up...
>>4373...and he was...
>>4448...all like, "RAWR"...
>>4450...and broke stuff...
>>4452...so then we...
>>4454...went down to...
>>4460...the parking lot...
>>4509...and saw a...
>>4688..giant titty monster...
>>4689...fucking another one...
>>4693...we recorded them...
>>4696...and sold copies...
>>4702..and purchased a...
>>4711... pet badger, that...
>>4714...upon closer examination...
>>4716...was pregnant with...
>>4719...babies. The end.
>>4720To be continued?
>>4722I hope so.
Once upon a...
>>4729...dark stormy night...
...with my daughter....
>>4740...but not sexually...
>>4741...until she touched...
>>4744...the tv remote...
>>4747...changing the channel...
>>4750...to ESPN Classic...
>>4753...where midget wrestlers...
...shaved siberian tigers...
...with psychic powers...
...and long beards....
>>4763...but then, suddenly...
... my daughter left...
>>4768...to fight crime...
...so I decided...
>>4784...to order pizza...
...with peperoni, because...
>>4818...fuck mushrooms, seriously.
>>4819Anyways, I tried...
>>4821...to pick up...
>>4824...the phone, but...
>>4826...the doorbell rang...
>>4828...I couldn't decide...
>>4829...so instead I...
>>4830...looked over at...
>>4831...the TV again...
>>4835...and surfed the...
>>4839...Internet. For recipes.