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4244 No.4244
Let's write a story, /writ/! Only stipulation: Three words at a time.

Once there was...

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a little girl...

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...with curly hair...

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...who was afraid...

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...of the dark....

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...and of death.

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...she had a tiny...

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...clit...

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...ring of invisibility...

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... which she regretted ...

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...because it hurt.

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...life overwhelmed her...

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...she became sad...

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...and led her...

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...to confront her...

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...very tiny clit...

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...no more story...

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...which she imagined...

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... which she regretted...

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we speak english good

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...story became chaos...

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...chaos led to...

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... creation which wrought ...

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...a decent automobile.

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Bags of sandwiches...

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...descended unto the...

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>>4276
...little girl and...

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>>4277

...she ate deeply...

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>>4279
GOFIHHDS GOJSJFO CTHULU

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...sorry, my meds...

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>>4281

... aren't working right...

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>>4282
...Anyways, the spiders....

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>>4290

...tickled my balls...

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>>4292
So I giggled

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>>4297
and reality broke

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Shit got real.

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>>4299
ON THE INTERNET

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... and so the ...

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>>4320
commissioner called in...

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>>4321
...the goddam Batman...

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>>4322
to help investigate...

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>>4323
...the theft of...

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>>4325

...nine thousand internets...

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>>4326

Who had been stolen...

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>>4327

... from Faggot Museum...

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>>4328
...And replaced by...

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>>4331
one thousand dollops...

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>>4333
...Pizza-flavoured toothpaste...

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>>4334
...which tasted terrible...

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>>4352
...like, really bad...

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>>4363
like, we're talking...

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>>4368
...but then this...

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>>4371
...bear showed up...

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>>4373
...and he was...

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>>4448
...all like, "RAWR"...

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>>4450
...and broke stuff...

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>>4452
...so then we...

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>>4454
...went down to...

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>>4460
...the parking lot...

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>>4509
...and saw a...

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>>4688
..giant titty monster...

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>>4689
...fucking another one...

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...we recorded them...

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>>4696
...and sold copies...

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>>4702
..and purchased a...

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>>4711
... pet badger, that...

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>>4714
...upon closer examination...

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>>4716
...was pregnant with...

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...babies. The end.

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>>4720
To be continued?

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>>4722
I hope so.

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Once upon a...

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...dark stormy night...

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...with my daughter....

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>>4740
...but not sexually...

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>>4741
...until she touched...

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>>4744
...the tv remote...

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>>4747
...changing the channel...

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>>4750
...to ESPN Classic...

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...where midget wrestlers...

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...shaved siberian tigers...

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...with psychic powers...

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...and long beards....

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...but then, suddenly...

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... my daughter left...

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...to fight crime...

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...so I decided...

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>>4784
...to order pizza...

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...with peperoni, because...

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>>4818
...fuck mushrooms, seriously.

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>>4819
Anyways, I tried...

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>>4821
...to pick up...

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>>4824
...the phone, but...

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>>4826
...the doorbell rang...

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>>4828
...I couldn't decide...

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>>4829
...so instead I...

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>>4830
...looked over at...

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>>4831
...the TV again...

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>>4835
...and surfed the...

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>>4839
...Internet. For recipes.



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