>>4711
... pet badger, that...

>>4714
...upon closer examination...

>>4716
...was pregnant with...

>>4719
...babies. The end.

>>4720
To be continued?

>>4722
I hope so.

Once upon a...

>>4729
...dark stormy night...

...with my daughter....

>>4740
...but not sexually...

>>4741
...until she touched...

>>4744
...the tv remote...

>>4747
...changing the channel...

>>4750
...to ESPN Classic...

>>4753
...where midget wrestlers...

...shaved siberian tigers...

...with psychic powers...

...and long beards....

>>4763
...but then, suddenly...

... my daughter left...

>>4768
...to fight crime...

...so I decided...

>>4784
...to order pizza...

...with peperoni, because...

>>4818
...fuck mushrooms, seriously.

>>4819
Anyways, I tried...

>>4821
...to pick up...

>>4824
...the phone, but...

>>4826
...the doorbell rang...

>>4828
...I couldn't decide...

>>4829
...so instead I...

>>4830
...looked over at...

>>4831
...the TV again...

>>4835
...and surfed the...

>>4839
...Internet. For recipes.

>>4842
That's when I...

>>4843
...discovered that my...

>>4844
...young daughter had...

>>4845
...a blogg about...

>>4846
...maintaining giant mechs...

bumping this thread

I am disappoint.

>>4853
...with my ex-wife...

Doorbell rang again...

>>4983
...car's on fire...

>>5020
... and yet I....

>>5027
...take my time...

>>5030
...I have ADD...

>>5036
...Where was I?

>>5037
Oh yeah, I...