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>>8402If we're including May, then she's at the top of my list of rivals. Next would be Silver then Green
I like that not one person, no matter where I post that image, has attempted to dispute Miror B.'s existence on the rival tier chart.
Why's there no love for Wally? Sure, he's a pansy, but he's fuckin' adorable. He's defs my favorite.
>>8430Gary, at the very least, was up front about how he thought you were shit, and he was the best. He was cocky, but for a pretty good reason, he fucking beat the Elite 4 before you did...And then you beat him. Which was satisfying, because he'd been an ass the whole game.P.S.Gary was here, Ash is a loser.
>>8448That's why he was a good rival. You knew he was always one step ahead of you, another challenge you'd have to face eventually. Barry was the same way; he was always just a few minutes into the lead.You weren't really competing with Wally and May; it was more like Wally was competing with you, using you as a stepping stone to make himself stronger, and overcome his own weaknesses.But the whole time, Silver is just there...not really related to anything, just some kid that won't leave you alone and won't stop running his trap. He's not a rival or a friendly competitor, he's just a nuisance.
>>8449Er, Wally and May or Brendan, depending on which gender you chose...
>>8448> He was cocky, but for a pretty good reason, he fucking beat the Elite 4 before you did... It's not a good reason if you beat him every time you encounter him. I don't think I've ever lost to Blue in any of my playthroughs, even the first time around with my waaaaaay overleveled Charizard.
>>8451He usually tries to explain away his losses when he encounters you, which isn't really all that common.
>>8448But none of that makes him a non-shit character.
Silver is a terrible character and one of the worst rivals in the series. He goes on and on about hating weaklings, but loses to you seven or eight times. Then, despite losing every battle against you, he somehow realizes that all this time he was wrong just because Lance curb-stomped him. Lance, who's Goku hair and constipated glare defined the idea of the ICE-COLD FINAL BOSS, manages to magically heal Silver's wounded heart with a victory and a sentence, making him believe in LOVE and the power of friendship. After that, the next time you meet him he's changed his entire outlook on life... And still loses. He stays good, though, despite how a loss is what made him change his mind in the first place.The main thing about Silver are the contradictions between his words and his actions. He goes on and on about hating weaklings and how you're weak, even though he loses. He blames his loss on his weak pokemon, but he still uses the same team through the entire game. If he changed his team a lot after each loss, then lost against Lance, you could have him hit with the realization: "Hey, I'm the only common factor in all of these battles, maybe I should change!" But his losing to you a few days later would completely undue that. "Oh, lost again, I guess it wasn't me after all. Back to beating my pokemon with a tire iron!"Or if you had him established as a firm believer in the concept of Might Makes Right (as opposed to someone who just want's power to differentiate themselves from their father), then have Lance defeat him through strength alone and tell him to stop beating his pokemon with a tire iron, his sudden change of heart would make a little more sense.
>>8481Preach.
>>8481... Honestly, I figured he was just supposed to be an insufferable, blinded idiot. THE MAGIC HEALING LOVE OF LANCE still bugs me, though.
>>8484I'll heal you with my magic lance, bby.
>>8485Does it pierce the heavens?
>>8484Also I liked his old design better because it made me think he was a bitter little homeless kid wearing oversized secondhand clothes donated to the shelter and he just wanted to not be his dad but it was inevitable.;~;
>>8488It pierces something.
>>8490OH BABY
>>8445The reasons you like Wally are the reasons people hate him. He ISN'T a rival. You only fight him a couple of times, he is a total wimp, and he never accomplishes anything. He isn't your Rival, he is just some sick little kid that looks up to you.
>>8493So it's like you're on the opposite end of the spectrum. You're the one always in the lead, the one the others are trying to catch up to. And the game isn't lying to you for once, and the trainers you beat aren't trying to make excuses. What's wrong with that?
>>8494Because there is no sense in accomplishment in beating up a pathetic sick kid, Bones. I didn't play the game, but even I can recognize why people don't like Wally as a rival from Spider's Let's Play. He isn't a real threat. He isn't a jackass. There's no satisfaction when you beat him up and take his money.
Oh, was Silver that guy's name?I always wanted to name him Mojojojo because my character was BUBBLES but I don't think it could fit so his name was like MOJOJOJ or something
I admit, my entire love of Silver centers on the fact he fucking punts you across the screen at the start of the game. It's the only time in a Pokemon game anything remotely like that happens, and it amuses me to no end.Other than that, Wally is the only one I like as a character. I don't really care about how they stack up as rivals since I'm destined to steamroll them anyway.
Honorable mention to Carlos from that Shiny Gold hack.
>>8494By that train of thought, you are essentially playing the role of green.But unlike green, your "rival" never catches up to you. Wally sucks. His team is weak. What good is a rival that can't compete with you?
>>8498See, that combined with Spider's >>8489 would make him the best character ever. As he is now, though, he's like a poorly-written fanfic character.I'm disappointed that May isn't on there. She's above Wally but below Pearl/Barry.
>>8519I don't consider May a rival because I always play her.
Okay, I gotta know...What the hell is up with Ronald?
>>8481 You know he's like...12 years old and 12 year olds aren't exactly the best at being adults.
>>8522He's the rival from the TCG game on the Game Boy Color.Total asshat.
>>8523It wasn't that he wasn't an adult, it's that he wasn't anything. He has the same amount of personality as the sign you read in front of the Trick House. What's his motivation? What makes him tick? The whole, "trying not to become his father" dealie makes for a good character, but that wasn't included until HG/SS, and that's only with a special unlockable event, and only with the Japanese script. His whole I Hate Weaklings gimmick is the Pokemon equivalent to Welcome To Corneria. No matter how many times you beat him he will say the same thing. He is only slightly above the NPC guards from the original Final Fantasy. And I hate that, because like all blank slates he had infinite potential.
>>8531So he was pretty much every Pokemon character prior to 3rd gen.
>>8544Gary and Karen.
>>8557HAD NO FUCKING CHARACTER WHATSOEVER.They, like ALL CHARACTER BEFORE THE THIRD GEN, get one or two lines and then maybe some stock dialogue. The only reason people really give a shit about Gary is because of the anime, in the games he's just a generic douche rival. Karen has even less, she just has the line about favorites and then tons and tons of porn.
Mirror B is the only good part of this list.
>>8567Indeed. I only know about Mirror B from Bones, but he sounds fucking FANTASTIC. Once I finally get a Ludicolo, I'm naming it Mirror B.Let's mambo!
>>8570Mindwipe. I haven't even finished Colosseum and I haven't heard what Bones has said, but EVERY WORD IS TRUE.
>>8576He's in Gale of Darkness, too, not just Colosseum. I guess Genius Sonority liked him, too.
>>8577Different theme though.
>>8581Just as funky. It's just a different kind of funky.
>>8566Fuck you Green was badass.
Somebody explained Green in a way that I really appreciate."He's a competitive douchebag. I always got the impression that he was always better than you in every subject, and then came along Oak and his pokemon and Red finally found his niche, something that he could claim he was better at. Sure, Green always beat him to the punch at every gym, and he even made it to Champion status, but he was clearly doing it to show Red that he was better than him, even if every time they met, Red always won a battle."
>>8588You kick him up and down the street the entire game. That's not a badass, that's a punching bag.
>>8592Then neither is Giovanni (and you better be ready to fight Coelasquid to the death if you're going down that route), anyone else in the entirety of Pokemon, or even anyone in videogames in general, because progression in this medium means kicking your adversaries' asses.
>>8593Other adversaries aren't beaten by you 5 times and act smug and superior after you beat them each time. Gary's not badass, he's just a tool.
>>8594The only time a video game rival isn't beaten is when:a) The game doesn't let you beat him until laterb) You suck at the gameIt is very very hard to suck at pokemon.
>>8595That's the point. Gary is not a threat, he's not a rival, he's not anything. He's just another douche trainer you kick the shit out of.
>>8597The point you seem to be missing is that under that kind of logic, no one in videogames is a rival. Everyone gets curb-stomped by the hero because that's how you progress through the game.
>>8611The point YOU are missing is that (some) other rivals have actual character to them (and maybe a bit of style) instead of just being a generic douche that you steamroll over.Gary has no more character than generic mooks in your average beat em up do. The only notable thing is that you face him a lot, each time with him acting like a generic and uniteresting douchebag. Even the anime version is better, if only because it adds a bit of flair to his douchebaggery.THE ANIME ACTUALLY IMPROVED HIM. THAT'S HOW TERRIBLE HE IS.
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