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7895 No.7895
I saw this image today and realized:

Deoxys has no mouth.

How does he eat?

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No.7896
via osmosis.

No.7897
How does any DNA-structure eat?

No.7898
Same way Starmie/Staryu eat.

No.7905
It sups upon the energy of the cosmos itself.

No seriously, I think it was covered a little in Destiny Deoxys.

No.7911
>>7905
well, now I am imagining deoxys pouring liquid space into a mug and drinking it like tea. In a bowler hat, musing over the newspaper.

No.7912
I have the same style DS as Red. That means I win.

No.7920
Terrible!


...Wait a minute...

No.7922
Why's Jirachi crying?

No.7923
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7923
>>7922
Oh, you.
You know that those are just Jirachi's face markings.

No.7925
>>7911
and handlebar mustache with additional monocle added in my head.

No.7932
>>7923

They are? Huh. I always thought it was crying.

No.7933
See that massive slit that takes up half its face?

That's its mouth.

No.7949
What the fuckĀ“s Gold doing?
Touching imaginary racks?

No.7952
>>7933
Vagina dentata!

No.7955
>>7952
What a horrible phrase.

No.7956
>>7955
Vagina dentata!

No.7957
>>7956
Ain't no passing phase.

No.7958
>>7957
It means no weiner...for the rest of your days!

No.7960
>>7958
It's a surgeon free, vasectomy.

No.7961
>>7960
Vagina dentata!

No.7979
>>7933
Wait, so it's like a Gug then?

No.7996
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7996
How does he scream?

No.7997
>>7996

Deoxys ain't afraid of shit.

No.8013
>>7997
Deoxys is a cool guy. Fights Rayquaza and doesn't afraid of anything.

No.8023
>>7996
For a minute I thought the second guy from the right was Blaine.

No.8221
>>8023
Kinda fitting, considering his background as a scientist in Pokemon Special.



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