{HOLY SHIT, SON, THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BACK AFTER JUST ONE DAY, AND WE'RE READY TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. WHERE WE LAST LEFT OUR EVER NERVOUS PROTAGONIST, SHE'D JUST EMERGED FROM THE SOLACEON RUINS, TREASURE IN HAND, WITH A NEWLY EVOLVED EEVEE. AFTER A BIT OF MISFORTUNE WITH HER KIRLIA, BELPHEGOR, SHE SET OUT INTO THE WILD ONCE MORE ON HER QUEST.WHAT AWAITS HER THERE IN THE FIELDS? WILL WE EVER FIND THAT FUCKING DAWN STONE? LET'S FIND OUT WHILE WE PLAY...POKEMON PLATINUM~!}H-hey, enough narrating, okay? I'm getting soaked...
>>7412HOME STRETCH. GOGOGO
C'mon... Intimidate and X-Defend should knock his attacks down a notch or two...
>>7415I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Kimba: GET 'EM!PLACEHOLD: SHOW THEM OUR TRUE STRENGTH, RAVEN! WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
So close! One more time, Raven, you can do it!
NO WAY! You're kidding me!
>>7415>X DefendARMOR UP!
PLACEHOLD: RAVEN FOUGHT VALIANTLY! BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO SHOW YOU THAT EVEN THE SMALL CAN DO MIGHTY THINGS!
PLACEHOLD: AND I AM MIGHTY INDEED!YES!
>>7420See this is why people lay down Lucky Chant and such.But yeah MAYLENE CANNOT BRAG AFTER THIS! SHE GOT FUCKING LUCKY!
>>7422PRIMARY LOTUS!
>>7420
>>7424HE IS THE SINNOH CYCLONE!
>>7420 >computer gets a convenient critical hitTypical.
>>7420D:<>>7424>:D
>>7424I SAY NEXT CHANCE WE GET WE CHANGE PLACEHOLD'S NAME TO "THE CLUTCH!" BECAUSE HE ALWAYS COMES THROUGH!
N-nah... Just my badass machop.PLACEHOLD: We make each other strong, Fiona-sensei!A little corny but... heh. Yeah.
"Like... How I shouldn't have underestimated you the way I did. People are always doing the same to me because I'm so young, so it was hypocritical of me to treat you the same way."N-no, it's OK. I'm sorta used to it at this point. I-I'm not very scary looking.
>>7432I almost wish to argue he should be named Angus, but....He's PLACEHOLD. He'll always be PLACEHOLD. It's almost insulting to rename him now.
>>7434But there IS something to be said about being scruffy and adorable though.
"Still. You earned this.">Fiona received the Cobble Badge!"With that badge, you can use the hidden machine Fly outside of battle. And you can have this too.">Fiona received the TM60 (Drain Punch)!"I got a feeling you and that machop of yours could put it to good use."
Uh... thank you, by the way. You were sorta right. I was just kinda... going into this without thinking clearly. But I'm never gonna get anywhere like that so... thank you. Again, I mean. Heh."No problem. Come back for a rematch some day! I'll be ready for you."Y-yeah!Raven: A-Are you two gonna make out now?RAVEN.
>>7438BFFs.
I cannot BELIEVE you just ruined my awesome moment of mutual respect between me and Maylene! You had to go and be your typical lech self and--Lucas?
>>7438:3
>>7440YOU HAVE GOT YOUR VICTORY WENCH
>>7440LISTEN LADY! IT'S TIME FOR HOT MAKEOUTS!SO PICK ONE ALREADY AND GET TO IT!
L-Lucas! Oh my god, what happened to your face!? You look like--Roy: Like you got your ass kicked by a lawnmower. Seriously, dude, is your nose broken?"Maybe? ... OW. Hahahahaha... y-yeah, it's totally broken."D: What happened!?
>>7443It's obvious who she must choose!Sorry, Bonesy!
>>7445CRAZY BITCHES IN GO-GO BOOTS HAPPENED!
"Haha... this isn't one of my prouder moments, but a couple Galactic goons jumped me and took my Pokedex."Roy: ...You got your ass kicked by some Galactics?"Look, man, like I just said, not one of my prouder moments. They got me by surprise but... that's not the point! Look, Fi, they took my pokedex, and honestly they could've broken both of my legs and it still wouldn't be as bad as what the Professor would do to me. I HAVE to get that back, Fi, or I am literally a dead man. A dead man who the Professor is going to call 'Shirley' for the rest of eternity. You gotta help me out. Please?"I-I... uh... y-yeah! Totally. I-I'm not gonna let them get away with that!"Thanks, Fi. I'll be waiting in front of the warehouses... er... After I put my nose back into place."
Skittles: WOW... You're... really red. And not the blushy adorable kind of red, either.I-I'm really angry. I mean--just--like--who the hell do they think they are!?Belphegor: Hehehehehehehe... time to rip them apart?Y-yeah. C'mon, you guys, they're definitely not gonna get away with this.
>>7446Look, I can see the appeal, really I can... But listen...
>>7450I think we found her berserk button~
>>7451IT CAN ONLY END IN TRAGEDY
>>7448>who the Professor is going to call 'Shirley' for the rest of eternityMan, Rowan has weird fetishes.>>7450TIME FOR SOME REVENGE RAPE
{HOLY SHIT, OUR LITTLE FIONA IS REALLY PISSED OFF. THAT IS A RARE SIGHT INDEED. HOW SCREWED ARE THE GALACTICS? IS SHE GOING TO LET BELPHEGOR RIP'N'TEAR? WILL THEY GET THE POKEDEX BACK BEFORE PROFESSOR ROWAN MURDERS THE FUCK OUT OF LUCAS!? yes probably.FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE MONDAY AT 5 PM WHEN WE PLAY MORE POKEMON PLATINUM!}and once again, thanks you guys for being eternally patient with my flaky scheduling.
>>7453Oh god. Mars is going to take him in and get him to assist in her cannibal business, isn't she.
>>7446No. Why would you do that.
>>7456You know when Red Head's are crazy, they take the whole cake.
>>7458I've never seen a red-head who wasn't at least a little bit psycho.
>>7459... Flannery?
>>7461The truly crazy are the ones that you don't realize are crazy until it's too late.
>>7438>Raven: A-Are you two gonna make out now?
>>7479:B
>>7480
>>7481THE BEST PAIRING EVER. (Ristelle, I mean.)
>>7479OHHH! THE BEST PAIRING.
And some art for you chaps to make up for my incredibly flaky scheduling the last week or so. Just sum sketches and stuff.
Is Belph going in the box soon? Gallade learns PsychoCut at level 31 and I'd hate to see him not get it.