Pokewalker thread.Did I tell you guys I found a way to effectively cheat the Pokewalker?
>>4947Walking with it? With my regular shitty gallivanting around the neighborhood, I got like, 10,000 steps in a few hours.
Yes, yes, plasma power.
Hold on, I haven't heard Jazz's technique yet. I'm awake at 6 am doing this by hand. I need to hear this.
the funniest part is that it works
GET PLASMA LAMPPUT POKEWALKER ON IT??????????????PROFIT
... So what do they vibrate a lot or something?
>>4984Fucking plasma, how does THAT work?
>>4977Apparently, looking that up, it can break your pokewalker. Causes slowdowns or outright freezes the thing.Apparently there's this idea:">I tied my Pokewalker to my GC Controller and I turned SSBB on. Captian Falcon was getting hit by spikes all night, but it was worth it. >From 11:30 PM to 8:30 AM, I got 66,285 steps and 3,461 Watts. (Not counting the steps that reset) A Furret joined me, and it's currently dancing in there."
I don't have one, but if it's designed the way I think it is, you can just shake it like an idiot or throw it in the dryer.
>>4988>throw it in the dryerYou should do that and tell us how it works out.
>>4989It worked great. After I shoved it in your mom's vagina, my Staraptor reached level 50!
>>5004On the day before mothers day.Have some class man.
I put mine in my sock when I go to work.I usually get 10 to 20 thousand steps in a night. I used to keep it in my pocket, but then my keys would push buttons.
SO HOW MANY ROUTES DO YOU GUYS HAVE UNLOCKEDHow 'bout that Yellow Forest and Winner's Path, eh guys.
>>5171Magikarp with Bounce is the best pokemon ever and I wish I could use him in all games forever.Also Trickroom Bronzor.
>>5171I took an overly long walk and accumulated 16,000 steps.I better get some good items while I've got the chance!
>>5171Flying Pikachu, you so crazy!
>>5176I have like five flying pikachu, all found in the search for Surfing Pikachu. I finally got one, and it now resides in a place of honor, waiting to be forged into a sweeper the likes of which Johto has never seen.
>>5175I got a Munchlax and some Choice Scarfs.I wish I could send just the items and not all my watts back, though...
>>5180Ugh I know. But I guess it helps you save up for courses?
Just now using the walker. This shit is surprisingly tight. When I'm not walking, i strap it near my knee so that when I get bored enough and get my leg jumping, I add around a step a second.
How many steps do you guys usually average in a day? Whether by walking or by your preferred cheating method.I usually get about 7000 just walking around; I can't be bothered to try to cheat it, haha.
Found the best method for pokewalker!Apparently sprinting=having sex as far as the pokewalker's concerned, and since in general you can thrust your hips for a longer period than sprinting, it's a lot more efficient, too.
>>5211Pffft. One day, that shall be tested!
>>5211Ohgodwhatyourkiddingdidyouactualytrythis?I don't know if that would creepy or awesome or maybe just plain weird.
>>5215Two nerds recruited me because I was in track in high school to test one end while they....worked on the other part. Near equal amounts of steps in the first five minutes. They lost track after that.
>>5230 ... I have nothing to respond to that.Yet, I feel as if I have to say SOMETHING.
>>5545Me neither. I do however have this recreation of the event.
When I'm in the car I leave the air conditioner on and jiggle my hand next to it. It actually is pretty effective at getting a large number of steps in...but it wears your hand out pretty quickly.
>>5561PFFFHAHAHAAH I MISSED THIS THE FIRST TIME OH GOD FUCKEN SAVED
Hey guys, how about, you know, walking with it?
>>10630HERESY
Unlocked Volcano Path last Tuesday. Sneaking the Pokewalker into my sock while I'm at work has been a signifcant boon to my watt count.
Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask.What happens when a Pokemon levels up in the Walker to the point where they would learn a new move or evolve?
>>10636I know they don't evolve.
>>10636They don't learn the new move or evolve.
>>10638Well shit... Time to check to see if I missed anything important...
>>10640If you've got a heart scale to spare then you've missed nothing as far as moves go.
>>10642I wish the same could be said for the Daycare. All the automatic deletion of egg moves for whatever pushes them out really makes chain breeding a pain in the ass.I wish that was something you could turn on or off if you talk to one of the daycare people.
put it on your wrist while you fap?
>>10799..................brb
I just put my pokewalker in my bra when I go out to school and whatnot.Safer than pokets and for the girls (and boys) with big enough breasts just the extra jiggling would probably add a good few hundred steps as well!Plus its fun to freak people out by just suddenly devling into your shirt and pulling out a pokewalker.
>>11433Oh my god this is brilliant.
>>11433You better be quoting Blazing Saddles when you do it in a crowd, or I'll be very disappointed in you.
>>11433HA i do this too! i find that i don't get much of a jiggle effect but i do get extra points from just moving my arms.i keep it clipped to the outside of my bra/top and many a time i have caught some one stareing only to go "...is that a pokemon on your chest?"
>>11508'SCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT!