A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 15th of September, is this young man's birthday. Though it was fifteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
>>13548Both Rattata and Magikarp evolve at level 20.Just sayin'.
"Just... ONE more level couldn't hurt."Ramona: Wow, man, I am learning moves all over the place.
Just gonna assume you wanted Tackle gone.
Aaaand finally, Smokescreen, anyone?
>>13555FUCKGROWL
>>13555Gotta say that Smokescreen is better than Growl.
"LET'S GO TAKE ON THE-What the FUCK is he doing here?"
Kent: So I'm surprised you made it this far without TRIPPING OVER YOUR OWN ASSHOLE!"Kent..."Kent: So have you killed any Pokemon yet? Have you become a MAN yet? I've killed like... a hundred by now. I'm pretty much the best ever."Shut up. Shut up and let's just do this shit."
"What? That's it?! You only have FOUR?! I've got SIX."Kent: Are you really counting the Magikarp?"... Just throw your first ball."
"CURRY! OPERATION: TROLLFACE!!"
Kent: Wh-What?!Curry: U MAD BRO?
"This... Could be a problem."
Ramona: Mmmm, then again...
"RAMAOEZ! KICK THAT SQUIRTLE WITH YOUR FACE!"
"HA! We've got this in the... bag...?"Many As One: We... cannot hold onto this container... Any longer..."MAO?"Kent: HAHAHA! I DID IT!
Sollux: YOU BA2TAAAAAAARRRRRRRRD!!!
"SOLLUX! That's enough!"Sollux: but he... he kiilled many a2 one..."I know... But we don't kill. Not here. This is what we're trying to change."Kent: Oh if you could see your face right now..."Draw your next Pokemon already."
"Is this a joke? Are you mocking us?"Kent: I felt like going easy on you is all!"Wanda. Here's your chance. Make him pay."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(also: othar fukken called it)
Kent: Aw man, it would've been so awesome if my Rattata got to fight yours! OH WELL!Curry: Put me in, Coach. I think there's gonna be a fire.
"There. I beat you. Now get the hell out of my sight."Kent: God, you're such a fucking pussy. It's just a Pokemon, calm the fuck down already."SHE WASN'T JUST A POKEMON, SHE WAS MY FRIEND!!"Kent: Dude. Chill the hell out. Whatever, man, I'm outta here. Have fun crying or shit.
Airman: Oh hey, I'm back in! Man, what happened while I was... gone..? Why the long faces, everyone?"Let's just... keep going."
So are we saying that MAO is every Rattata and chatting away at us every time we see one, or merely some of them?
"What the hell is going on up here?"Bug Catcher: It's the Nugget Bridge Challenge! Defeat all of us and win a fabulous prize!!"... Yeah alright."
"Y'know? There are advantages to having three Flying-Types on your team."
"How many of you are there?"Girl: Five!"Are you all just little kids or what? Is this like a thing for children? Should I even be here?"Girl: Sh-Shut up and fight!
"OH! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFTER! Hey, Ali, if I beat you, can I have your Oddish?"(Momentary intermission while I take care of something)
If MAO is dead, does that mean ALL the Rattata are dead?
>>13582>>13575WELL... in Planescape, Many As One is just a really large colony of Cranium Rats, and the colonies are formed when large numbers gather together, with individual rats being little more than scouts. I'm pretty sure there are other, smaller ones scattered throughout the planes, though you don't see them (you don't go very many places though, most of the game takes place in Sigil).
"FINE! We'll just catch our own damn Oddish!"Airman: Well, hopefully...Curry: Let's just hope it's not something lame."Like this kid here."
"Ramona. Never leave me. Ever. You are the perfect little Anti-Poison Butterfly."Ramona: Not exactly the most elegant nickname, but I'll take it.
"ACTUALLY YES. YES I AM. Can't I just skip all this? I'm sick of fighting a bunch of little kids."Wanda: I think they're cute!"You think GIR is cute."GIR: Hork hork hork.
"I'm starting to think they use so many Poison-Types out of spite."Ramona: Eh. Good experience for me.
"GOD DAMN IT, I just wanna try to catch a fucking Oddish already!"
"THERE. THAT'S FIVE. I'M DONE. Give me the whatever!"Ethan: I would, but there's still one more challenge to go!"Wha-BULLSHIT! YOU SAID FIVE!"
"Wait, is this..."Curry: THAT'S SOLID GOLD RIGHT THERE!Sollux: oh my god. were fuckiing riich now.Airman: YES! HAHA! THIS IS AWESOME!!Mystery Man: Now for your final challenge!!"Eh-wha?"
".... I fucking hate you, Lance. I can't wait to make my fire-lizard burn your head off."
"This is so fucking annoying..."Grunt: Mwee hee hee! With my Zubat's Leech Life, I can remain at top HP without fear!"..... YOU'RE JUST DELAYING THE INEVITABLE YOU STUPID SPAZZ!!"
Grunt: How could my master plan fail? I hired all those kids to beat up whoever got in my way!"Oh my God is this seriously what I'll have to put up with the whole time?"
And for all our efforts... All our struggles... WE FIND THE FUCKING ODDISH WE NEED!
"She's beautiful... She needs a beautiful name..."
>>13595You're gonna kill it. I know you are.
>>13596Blanchett.
>>13596Hugs Time.
"Blanchett? You and I are gonna be the best of friends, I can feel it."
"GET THE FUCK OUT, AIRMAN! MAKE WAY FOR BLANCHETT!"Airman: :< Do you know what it's like to be born this way? With only the power to push others way?
":D:D:D:):|We're gonna have to fix this..."Blanchett: I'm sowwy...
>>13600Yeah, she's going to die.
>>13604I will hate you forever if she does.
AND SO THERE WAS GRINDING FOREVER.With one teammate tragically lost, Wayne presses onward in his journey, hoping soon to claim the second badge and get one step closer to confronting Lance. With new hope placed on Blanchett's nonexistent shoulders, can our brave young Trainer make it to the top? Find out next time on FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITIONTOBECONTINUED.In Memoriam:Many As One (Lvl 10-Lvl 15)