Last Thread: >>9061Black and White discussion and speculation!
Let's start off with a quick recap, shall we, Bones?1. Who are the new bitches?2. Who was the bitch you posted in the last thread?
>>10551From left to right!Cheren and Belle, your childhood friends in the new games, and likely to be your rivals since they take the starters you don't. This means the other gender PC that you don't pick likely won't be a character this time, and N is relegated to a strictly antagonist role.Then we have the player characters themselves, followed by the mysterious N. Don't know much about him, except he has a silly name, looks like a bitch, and keeps a Rubik's Cube on his belt.Above them is Professor Araragi, the Pokemon Professor of this generation, and to the right of everybody is Makomo, a friend of Araragi's, who gives you the equivalent of this generation's Pokegear/Pokenav/Poketch. We already have porn of her.
I'd like to reiterate that AmericEagle is the coolest fucking Flying type. This is NOT debatable.It's a real damn shame it's not a Fighting-Flying type, but I can deal. I'm so beyond cool with this.
>>10556Is it just Normal/Flying again? Because since it's got the BURNING COURAGE OF MURRIKA, I could totally see it as a Fire/Flying, too.
>>10557Seribii says it's just Normal/Flying.I'm hoping they're wrong, and have accidentally put in the wrong thing because they were blinded by the AMERICA!
>>10559YOU NORMIES AREN'T MURRIKAN.YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GUNS AND HEADDRESSES.
A super FUCK YEAH AMERICA eagle to too awesome to just be another Fearow or Pidgiot.
It also had a pretty awesome sprite.Oh yeah, serebii posted some new pictures from the official site.
>>10571Heh, people were wondering what it was fighting, but it's just the chiramimi-whatever thing.
>>10553Apparently, N is going to be the series's first sympathetic main villain. He believes that Pokemon training is wrong and wants to separate humans and Pokemon forever. That's apparently where the version titles come from: "Black and White" is his morality, the belief that humans and Pokemon can never live together.
>>10576He had better pull some truly badass shit, or I'm still not gonna like him. He's just too damn...pretty.
>>10576 About time too. I'm tired of a Team Rocket knockoff that just tries to capture Pokemon and use them to summon a giant pokemon. I personally hated Team Galactic, they were the cheeziest!
>>10581... They were kinda supposed to be cheesy, bro.And while I don't think it's essential, teams and their shenanigans are some of my favorite parts of Pokemon.And... Even if he is sympathetic, I don't think I'd enjoy N as our main antagonist. Because he looks like a bitch, mainly. WHERE IS THE MAN?
>>10582Giovanni is the best Pokemon big bad. In HGSS he even has a Mafioso-style fedora.
I don't see why the Eagle is supposed to be American.Is it because it's red white and blue? It's not even the proper shades, and TONS of flags have red white and blue in them.
>>10588The Bald Eagle is America's national bird and is almost as symbolic of America as Uncle Sam, and while red white and blue are shared with many national colors, it wouldn't be a coincidence to combine that with the eagle. If it was a red white and blue bear, it'd be assumed to be a reference to Russia. Or a red and yellow panda would be associated with China. Its a red white and blue eagle located in a pokemon city based off New York. What does it have to do to look more American, wear a Klan hood?
>>10588Do you know what this is?It's a Red, White and Blue bald eagle with an indian headdress called War Eagle, with the title Valor and the ability Encourage. That's pretty goddamn American.
I know what I'll be nicknaming my wargle.
>>10599Namin' mine Colbert.
>>10576PETAmon.
I think the bird looks equal parts 'MERKA BALD EAGLE and Native American.
>>10606So he's going to stand in front of the pokemon center in every town and force his pamphlets on me? Then he tries to guilt me into donations BEFORE he tries to beat it out of me with Pokemon battles?...I'm gonna enjoy the shit out of curb stomping this self righteous asshole.
I can't decide which I like more: The AMERICA FUCK YEAH eagle, the gorilla with Aku's eyebrows, or the desert crocodile.
>>10615AMERICA > Darumape > Crazycroc.With Zebralectric filling a role somewhere in between Darumape and Crazycroc.
>>10625I personally am not excited at all for the croc or the zebra, unless their evolutions are a tad more badass. That gorilla is my bro though. If his stats aren't shit and he shows up early he's gonna see more action than my starter.
The fanart is starting to get its rhythm. How cute~
>>10648From the Videos I saw, Blondie there actually rocks back and forth on her feet before starting a fight.She's so adorable that I have NO doubt the porn will be BOUNTIFUL.
>>10648I've got a feeling about the bottom half of that picture.And the top half too really.
>>10649She's so goddamn cute.
>>10553I bet the Rubiks Cube is a key to finding the legendary of either game
>>10649She struggles to get her Poke Ball out of her bag, when she finally does she loses her balance a bit.
>>10654HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
>>10654That's not charming, that's just ditzy.
>>10681As long as it entertains.
>>10681Or her bag could be so full of other stuff she has to pull a ball from under a pile
>>10653That isn't a Rubix cube. It's a Menger sponge.
>>10687I don't know what that is. I guess I'll look it up....FUCKING MATH, MAN, HOW DOES IT WORK.
FOR THE LAZY>In mathematics, the Menger sponge is a fractal curve. It is a universal curve, in that it has topological dimension one, and any other curve (more precisely: any compact metric space of topological dimension 1) is homeomorphic to some subset of it. It is sometimes called the Menger-Sierpinski sponge or the Sierpinski sponge. It is a three-dimensional extension of the Cantor set and Sierpinski carpet. It was first described by Karl Menger (1926) while exploring the concept of topological dimension.
>>10699Construction of a Menger sponge can be visualized as follows: 1. Begin with a cube. (first image) 2. Divide every face of the cube into 9 squares, like a Rubik's Cube. This will sub-divide the cube into 27 smaller cubes. 3. Remove the cube at the middle of every face, and remove the cube in the center, leaving 20 cubes, resembling a Void Cube. (second image). This is a level-1 Menger sponge. 4. Repeat steps 1–3 for each of the remaining smaller cubes.The second repetition will give you a level-2 sponge (third image), the third a level-3 sponge (fourth image), and so on. The Menger sponge itself is the limit of this process after an infinite number of iterations.
The OP picture looks like Blondie's sticking her hands up White's butt. It's really awkward too look at, what the hell is she doing down there.
>>10701Ventriloquism.
So, Luvdisc is getting an evolved form.
>>10751I'd have no problem with this if it also meant Dunsparce/Qwilfish/Farfetch'd also getting an evolution.If they don't, I'm gonna be fucking pissed.
>>10752Farfetch'd getting an evo would spoil the joke. Not that I wouldn't want one.A Dunsparce evo would be all kinds of excellent, though. Maybe one for Sudowoodo, too.
>>10753Ok wait.Farfetch'd evolves as max happiness, at a certain new location but only if you aren't the original trainer.How's that for keeping the joke?
>>10751...Why? No one cares about Luvdisc!
>>10760Because it sucks. But now it has a big ol' sunfish evolution.
You know who needs an evolution?Jynx.She should evolve into Queen Latifa
>>10751Hi Ben!
>>10753What joke? The duck bearing spring onions being crappy because it's suicidal joke, or the Game Freak hates Farfetch'd joke?
So long as we are talking about evolutions, I would love to see Pinsir get an evolution...one which involves its hands becoming pincirs as well.
>>10786Pinsir evolution = Atlas beetle.
>>10756I approve only it should have to be holding an otherwise useless item that is hard to get.
>>10766http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species:_Farfetch%27d
Fuck this legendary. Fuck it forever.
>>10879But it's the embodiment of V for Victory!And Gen 5!
>>10881It has ASSWINGSASSWINGSWINGS FOR ITS ASS
>>10879>>10883>>10881THAT'S a LEGENDARY? I just thought it was one of the new Rattatas or something. I go missing for a few days and this is what happens?!
>>10879 Its Pokedex number is #000. It took Missingno's spot.
Pokemon gen V confirmed for 'Merika?If that's the case, every single area should have an 80% chance of encountering a stinkbug-based Pokemon. 100% if you're inside a building.
>>10889I heard that's only for regional pokedex. Even if it isn't, missingno can still be -1.
>VictinyPaz_Ortega.jpg
>>10879It's body is penis shaped.
You think Gen V will introduce some cool Poke Balls?IV only had 4, so the pace may be slowing down a little.
>>10958It kinda seems like they're running out of different things for the Pokeballs to do, but I'd be happy if they made some more vanity ones.
>>10957One that's 2 inches long with plum sized testicles?
>>10960In fact, now that I think about it it looks more like Sam the Eagle's nose and eyes.
Guys.Guys.Multiple saved games.
>>10970DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME, ANON.
>>10970O_O YOU FUCKING LIE
>>10761>sunfish evolutionGoddammit. My love for the exquisite Mola Mola should have me shitting my pants over this, but it looks so...so... faggoty. This isn't a mola mola! This isn't a mola mola at all!
What do you guys think the new fossil pokemon will be?I ask because I haven't seen anything about them yet.
>>10970LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>10959What are you talking about, the Net Ball is the only type ball and it only covers two types.There are 15 more types that could all have their own Pokeball that works most effective on.
>>10970I will find and castrate you if that is untrue.
I made a thread for different ball ideas, but I'm not sure where it's at right now.I most distinctly remember the Forge Ball and Myth Ball I created, that let you better catch Fire and Steel types, and Psychic and Dragon types, respectively.
>>10971>>10972>>10979>>10985oAoTHIS WAS MERELY AN IDEAI WAS JUST SPECULATINGoh god please don't kill me
>>10990YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>10991
>>10970>>10990
>>10990I never said anything about killing....Did I?
Here Internet, have a totally irrelevant thought of mine!
>>11000Welp.
New video!http://www.filb.de/1360Football Player Trainer, it is America! Also Pokemon Musicals!
>>11033That site is poo.Have a youtube.
>>11035The ominous placement of a crown...men and women dressed as knights...
>>11036It's obvious the British are trying to reclaim America.
>>11033That world map... just one big line with a single split in the middle? That would make it by far the worse designed region yet.
>>11041There are places more boringly shaped.
Get one black Gym Leader or Trainer and /vp/ turns into /b/
>>11041Are you saying you have issues with Isshu?
>>11037that's neat.I like that.
>>11053"Y'all trainers postin' in a Generation V thread."
I notice the Pokemon seem to be moved from Generation IV to V one-way Pal Park style.I wonder what that says for Spiky-Ear Pichu.
>>11067Dang it, what I wouldn't give to have some simple utility that just let me move my pokemon in bulk so I could actually have a decent chance of filling out my Pokedex.It's the one thing I've never been able to do.
Please be fake.
>>11091It kinda isn't, we saw it's pre-evolution in the above trailer.
>>11091Alternate evolution of Stantler.Probably not.
So instead of delicious short shorts we get delicious brown girl in the anime as the new girl Ash travels around with.