Hahaha.

YES. Why am I happy about this I have no idea. I despise Vriska, and I despise her with Tavros.

But on the other hand blowjob pictures are lovely and you should feel awesome for having made it.

>>73029
> This post is GOOD and you should FEEL GOOD about it.

1st thread: >>55754
2nd thread: >>66911
3rd thread: >>70522

>>73035
Whoa, Eyes5 has been drawing Jack/Rose?

Arm through the chesthole. Kinky.

>>73017

ERIDAN GET OUT

I'M HNNNGH

>>73039

It's an old image, actually.

I'm pretty sure someone has written a story about Jack or Davesprite having certain...reactions, to sensation on the chesthole.

Also yes props for Boper for blowjob pictures. Somehow angry Scheming Eridan in the background just -makes- it.

>>73017
GLUB GLUB GLUB

I'm just gonna drop this off here.

>>73059

n-noill?

>>73059
Though hot as hell, I don't think i could trust anything with teeth like that near my balls.

>>73059
Yessss.

>>73062
Certain risks are worth taking.

>>73059
I would just like to say that this is lovely. I wonder who they're paying attention to though, really.

On a side note, for everybody who ever wanted 34 in the style of the comic itself, this is as close as you'll get while still being GOOD.

(Can this be the random blowjob thread? That would be the best thing. Threads with themes are great.)

>>73059
Sir! You've dropped your priceless valuables!

>>73059
UNFFFFFF

I love the ring of lipstick around the base, such a wonderful detail.

>>73060
Oh yeah, that's his work all right. It wouldn't be the first time, either.

>>73065
>I wonder who they're paying attention to though, really.
I know what you mean. If he were a troll he could easily be Tavros or Eridan, but seeing as he's human... Actually, it could be Dave due to his innate pimpness or John as some weird extension of his Rose impersonation. Man, I am putting about ten times the necessary amount of thought into this.

>>73072

I hope this wasn't just a commission or one-off thing, since the idea of him doing more is pretty exciting (I torture myself by imagining a homestuck CYOA)

Speaking of John and troll girls...
Can I request some of John and a troll girl?

The Internet does not have enough John x Troll girl stuff.

(...Maybe something about Terezi?)

>>73077
There's a sizable amount of EB/GC in the previous threads, especially the first one.

soooo can every vaguely sexual picture from now on have eridan leering angrily at whoever from open doorways? can that become the gold standard?

>>73099

im 0k with this

>>73099
Okay, but what if Eridan is in the picture already?
Who will be the backup-leerer?

>>73108
He'll be leering during sex obviously

This was posted in a /co/ drawfag thread not too long ago. Haven't seen it here yet

>>73099

I support this motion.

Don't forget he cleft chin.

>>73109
Ah, of course, leering is like police work, you're always on the clock.

>>73108
Equius obviously.

>>73108
Equius, duh.

>>73127
>>73128
But what about Equius/Eridan pics!?!?!?

>>73130
That comb should be enough leering for anyone!

>>73130
Nepeta looks on and prepares to update the wall

>>73132
Before the inevitable "but what if Nepeta is involved?"

Then Terezi looks on and finds out that Nepeta is pretty much re-enacting their chatlogs here. If Terezi is involved, Karkat studies the scene like a TRUE SOCIOLOGIST. If Karkat is involved, Sollux looks on and is disgusted by what he sees. If Sollux is involved, Aradia is standing there and is okay with it. If Aradia is involved, Tavros is trying to figure out what is going on. If Tavros is involved, Vriska is lying in wait. If Vriska is involved, Kanaya cries softly in the doorway. if Kanaya is involved, Feferi is cheering her on with fist pumps and a "you go girl!" expression on her face. If Feferi is involved, Gamzee's just walking in because he got so stoned he forgot there was a big motherfucking party going down for a while, and he just remembered.

If everyone is involved, I guess they all leer at each other.

I wonder if Terezi can smell people having sex from another room.

>>73134
I wouldn't doubt it

>>73134
What color would she perceive sex as?

>>73134
Why not hear it?

>>73139
same colour as karkat's blood

to smell him bleed is a very weird experience indeed

>>73134

She can probably tell from the smell when someone's had sex and hasn't showered since too.

>>73144

I don't think you need super senses to do that.

>>73078
Well, yeah - I'm wondering if there's more than that as well.

More John x Troll girl is always nice, IMO

>>73156

snrk- good point. ahurrdurr

Boper doesn't seem to post his fics here which is dumb. Check it out, there's a new one (Eye Contact).
http://www.mspachan.net/afic/res/4.html

Oi, what's this thread doing off of the first page?

bimp

>>73133
Starting to think this should be the 'random voyeurism' thread, and not the random blowjob thread.

I would be equally happy with the handsex thread, though.

>>73133
Starting to think this should be the 'random voyeurism' thread, and not the random blowjob thread.

I would be equally happy with the handsex thread, though.

>>73210
people spying on people giving blowjobs THE ULTIMATE COMPROMISE

>>73218
oh jdhsskhgj <3

>>73220
Aaaand there, we've come full circle.

>>73218

Not into amputees but I am totally digging Vriska's burnt nub there.

>>73218
Oh Vriska.

>>73218

She looks so vulnerable ; -;

Vriska arm nub/Kanaya

Fuck yes

>>73235

J-just the nub?

>>73237
That's what he said.

>>73237
>>73238

>>73218
<3
I wish to give her hugs and cuddles.

>>73218

Oh my. I. That is. This is.

Can,

Can Kanaya just give her a hug? A nice tender embrace? And tell her she loves her already? I think that would help.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, when did Eridan become the leering guy? I thought we confirmed long ago that Equius was the voyeur around here.

LESS LEERING DISCUSSION MORE CRIPPLE RAPE PLEASE. Or just any porn at all.

>>73250
cripple rape blowjob voyeurism? let's fuckin DO this

>>73268
But that is the first picture in this thread??

Eridan and Equius stare and sweat profusely as Tavros is held down by Vriska and shenanigans occur.

>>73233
Yeah. ;___;

>>73269
That looks waaaaaaaay too consensual to qualify as cripple rape.

Its funny because all the cripple rape drawings and fics came BEFORE it was cannon.

>>73218
She's so vulnerable~ kinda makes me wanna hold her gently and hope that by showing tenderness to her she learns to not be a horrible person

>>73294
You're sick.

We had great results a while ago, I think it's time to try again.
Requesting any female troll in this position

>>73305

Nepeta or Terezi in this pose. oh gog.

>>73307

Terezi please goddamn

>>73310

Both of them...

YES.

found

>>73314
Y4R4N41K4?

>>73341
...OH GOD.

4chan Drew A Thing

Two Things

Good 4chan. Pretty nice style the artist has going there.

>>73375

is she... is she chopping her own legs in half?

>>73377
Naw, is just a classic "dangerous item held saucily between legs" pose you get sometimes, more common with swords or guns than chainsaws, but the idea is the same.

For you goofs who keep complaining about the lack of cripple rape I put forth a request; Vriska (robo-arm optional~) straddling a de-chaired Tavros' chest/shoulders, cleaning her nails in a not-threatening-at-all manner with a dagger, giving Tav a crash-course in how to treat a lady right with his mouth.

>>73378

Or how about we forget that idea because it's terrible, and focus on Kanaya struggling for Vriska's affections instead?

Because unrequited love is as funny and potentially sexy as it is tragic.

>>73378
Seconding so hard.

>>73383
This is a thing which I agree with

>>73380
Kanaya can be looking on from the background with tears streaming down her face.

>>73387
(and shlicking)

>>73378

Bonus points for "BLUH" the first time he tastes her. :D

>>73390
Awwwwww. :3

>>73378
>>73380
Also, I vote for both ideas.
Both of them are quite interesting.

>>73396
...damn

>>73390

yes

>>73395

haha fuck yeah

>>73396

HELL FUCKING YES

>>73390

YES YES YES YES YES YES

PLEASE MORE DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH LOVELY LADY AFFECTION MAKES ME SQUEAL AND SIGH~

So I commissioned Andrei for a few homestuck pictures.

I was expecting quality, but this is just something else.

>>73422
HOLY
SHIT

Normally I don't like transparent guys in porn, but the quality here is so amazing that I'm perfectly okay with it. That man is earning the fuck out of his new tablet!

>>73423
Nah, i wish it was a new tablet, its just the old one with a hastily repaired usb cord. Also i apologize i didnt meant to misled any of you cool people here bout the ultimate demise of my drawing tool , its resurrection was unexpected as fuck.

>>73424
I actually know almost nothing about digital artistry and assumed that you had rendered this with some stand-in as a means of paying for some replacement. S'okay, though, because this just means that you can get back in action.

Seriously though, I had no idea you could color like that.

>>73422
>I commissioned Andrei for a few homestuck pictures.
>commissioning a guy who already does homestruck porn requests for free

>>73422
Oooooooh my god yes. Andrei your return is something I was direly awaiting. Oh man that is AMAZING.

Like literally astounding in it's quality. Of course Rose can't keep quiet, and of course Jade would want to keep it weird. I love the hell out of this, and I hope you keep it up as far as time allows. (Good god damn.)

>>73426
If you pay for a commission, uh, THAT right there? That is what you might get. For your cash. That you paid.

Jesus. come on now; there's something to be said for the quality applied whenever people get paid to do something they already like.

Good thing no one donated to help fix his 'broken tablet' I guess

>>73429
Paying for a commission is an easy way to make a donation without risking the artist's dignity.