I WAS RIGHT! AND SO WERE SEVERAL OF YOU PROBABLY!
DEATH MONKEYS
>>9159FUCK YOUR SHIT!
I don't know exactly why, but I spontaneously started vocalizing the guitar instrumentals of "Holy Diver."
NAMI AND THE WIZARDS
... KIDNAPPING?! REALLY?! NAMI YOU LOVELY CUR!
FRANKY SAW SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T HAVE NOW HE'S ON THE RUN FROM THE NAVY ON SUPER SCIENCE ISLAND!
THE SCIENCE IS TOO GREAT SO FRANKY NUKES EVERYTHING
So... To overview this weeks chapter...DEATH MONKEYS, NUKES, SEXY MIHAWK, WIZARD KIDNAPPINGS, DUDE WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!
>>9163Because this chapter is TOTALLY METAL and your probably watched the last bit of JJBA Abridged like me.
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS MIHAWK'S ISLANDALSO OH GOD I NEED THIS CHAPTER SO BADLY, I CAN'T EVEN
I'M SO OVERJOYED BY THESE SPOILERS I JUST NEEDED TO POST TWICE TO YELL MORE
You also forgot this hunk of HNNNNNG
THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU!So yeah... that's...DEATH MONKEYS, SEXY MIHAWK, NUKES, SUPER SCIENCE, WIZARDS, AND SATAN!
You'd think that Mihawk would be at least a little put off by all this. He just got back for a war and there's some flighty broad in his mansion and his protege/rival is bumping around outside and wailing on his monkeys. But no, he's just chillin' in his period garb and readin' his newspaper.Also, I just love the image of Franky giving the thumbs-up superimposed over a mushroom cloud. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Oh wait it looks like the Weather Wizards had Nami locked up for some reason...
>>9179Fucking lol'dYou made me spit my water, thanks
>>9157Well shit.
>>9179Thank you for summing up everything Franky does in so little words.
>Strawhats!BRB GETTING CAUGHT UP ON A MONTH AND A HALF'S WORTH OF FLASHBACKS!
Mihawk lives on...Monkey Island?But oh! First Sexy Rayleigh and now Sexy Mihawk? YESSSS
>>9168Holy shit they actually approved an image of an American dude giving a thumbs up after nuking an island? Seriously?
ohmygooooooood.giffucking awesome
>>9187I TOLD YOU BITCH.I FUCKING TOLD YOU.
>>9188Monkey Island?or... Mêlée Island?
I'm betting that Mihawk started his career by beating all those monkeys in order to get off his island in order to become a pirate. So Zoro has only just reached the level Mihawk was at when he first started....
is mihawk telling perona that Moria died? Is that why she's crying?Perona seemed like she never really gave a shit about moria.
>>9199He was her bread 'n' butter.
As soon as they get back together, I want them to form Big Emperor Mk. II.
Oh god, that's for the reminder that Mihawk is sexy as shit
The whole thing's out in cam pics, so there's now a full translation.page 1Chapter 592: "Yell"Page 2Narration: This is Grandline, Kuraikana islandPerona: Baaaawwww!!!!Narration: Ruins of Shikkearu KingdomThe ancient castle still stands strong even with the nation destroyedThe castle was said to be made home for a certain man since few years ago...Perona: I can't believe Moria-sama died!!!Mihawk: Stop that noise. If you want to cry, do so elsewhere...Perona: What a cruel man you are!! Don't you see I'm in despair!?Why don't you instead give me some kind words and while at it, get me hot cocoa!!!I'm a guest here!!!Mihawk: I didn't invite you.Mihawk: You people just decided to live here while I was away.Page 3Mihawk: ...besides, this article lacks credibilityPerona: What!? You mean Moria-sama dying in the battle is a lie!?Mihawk: ..... I don't know about his survival, but at least from what I remember,Moria was still alive on the battlefield.Perona: If he didn't die in the war, why did they write such article!?What happened to Moria-sama!!Mihawk: ......who knows.Page 4Zoro: Oni.... giri!!!Page 5Zoro: Spitting on it!? Where in the hell did you learn such mundane remedy!?Baboons: Kyaho!!Zoro: Bastards.... are they making a fool out of me!?If I keep on fighting these guys like this, it'll take forever to get to the sea!!!Baboons: !??Page 6Zoro: !?Zoro: Hawkeye!!Mihawk: It's been a while since you left the castle... you are still here?Looks like the boat I gave you is useless now...Zoro: Shut up! I'll just consider this as bunch of wooden scraps you gave me, and swim clinging on to it!Mihawk: Why are you in such a hurry, in that wounded state of yours...Zoro: It's because you told me of the situation Luffy is in!! I can't just sit around!!I didn't know such a huge war just went down....!!Mihawk: Your concern of your crewmate is commendable, but these fellas are no pushovers.They are called Humandrillus, and they are very smart baboons that mimick and learn from humans.They are said to grow gentle if they are raised near a gentle human, but in this land....Page 7Mihawk: ...There was a gruesome war fought only seven years ago on this land.By the time I called this land my home, this place reeked of blood and smoke, and corpses where everywhere you set your foot on.....in other words, these baboons grew and learned from the violent humans here, they learned how to use weapons, and became warriors of the forest.Mihawk: Humans are superior to animals due to their intelligence and weapons.....however when animals learn to use weapons, they become fearsome.They make a good opponent to a over-confident brat like you.Zoro: you talking about me?Mihawk: Do you see anyone else? It's already sunset.Come to my castle. These baboons won't come near my castle.Zoro: Don't you order me, you have no right!!I'm going out to the sea!! Right now!!Mihawk: I see... fine, do as you will.Page 8Narrator: This is Sky island WeatheriaThe land of weather reaserch...Nami: Let me out of here!!Haredasu!! Get Haredasu!! I'll return all of this!!scientist: This little girl... how shoud we punish her!scientist: you thieving cat!!scientist: I won't let you go! Who knows what trouble she'll cause next!!Nami: I won't do anything, I swear! Please let me out!scientist: NoHaredasu: heyheyheyheyheyheyscientist: Oh, Mr HaredasuHaredasu: heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey ....hey little lady.Nami: Don't have to call so many times.Hare: Look how cranky you are!Page 9Hare: See, in times like this... this will come in handy!The tightened wind knot!!Nami: I said, HELP ME!! Look, I'm in a hurry!! Do you want some beating!?scientist: Mr Haredasu!!! Please respond!!Hare: ......th...this is Hare...ra...su.... over.....Hare: What!? You stole a Weatherball from the weather farm, and our research notebook as well!?Nami: I'm a thief and a pirate. What's wrong with me stealing!?scientist: God, she's a terrible human being!! We have a criminal in our lands!!Nami: Alright, just let me go already!! I have to go in a hurry!!I already gave you back everything I took, right!?scientist: get away from her, she's vicious!Hare: What's gotten into you!? I heard you even stole the balloon to get down to the Blue Sea!!You have to be trained to use that thing, or else you'll die!! Besides....Page 10Nami: That pirate named Luffy you see on that newspaper, is my captain of my ship....!Hare: what..scientist: Ohoh so this is him!! The rookie everyone's talking about who wrecked the war that just took place...!Nami: While his crewmates were all separated, Luffy was fighting a painful battle alone...He went to the war to save Ace...Luffy flashback: It's alright, don't worry about it. Even if I went, he'd just scold me for coming.Nami: He lost Ace right in front of his eyes.. and I didn't even know about it!!!Luffy will be at the rendezvous point, I'm sure of it!!Before his heart is broken, I have to go see him and help him out...!!scientists: Oooohh Oh, ohoh little lady!!!scientists: Let her out, hurry!! How dare we kidnap a young lady like this and make her cry... what a terrible abuse!!scientist: Key!! Get the key!! Here, I'm sorry young lady, we....Page 11scientists: what!? When did she...!?Nami: Thanks! Cya!scientists: Whaaaaaat!? She fakes a cry, takes Mr Haredasu as hostage, AND retrieved all the stolen goods!?After her!!! The science of Weatheria must not leave our land!!Nami: I don't care where, I need to get down there!!Hare: How reckless!!Nami: Luffy, I know you're ok...! I'm sorry!!You were always there to support us....!!And this is the time where we need to return the favor...!!Hare: Little lady, your fake cry hasn't stopped yet.Nami: Shut up!!Hare: Gyaaaaaaa!Page 12Narrator: Winter island, Land of Future "Bulgemore"marine: It's an intruder!!There is an intruder in Dr. Vegapunk's lab!!Do not fire indoors!! Consider everything there as treasure of the world!!Marines: Freeze!!Franky: I didn't expect marines to be here...!!*aims cannon*....no, I can't shoot it!!flashbackFranky: Treasure? That lab?old man: Yes, Vegapunk, who is the leader of the marine scientist is our pride and joyHis brain is our country... no, the entire world's treasure!That place is where Vegapunk grew up as a youth...Page 13flashback contold man: You see how oddly shaped that mountain is?He created that when he was a young child, to help the people living here in this country in extreme cold.He modified the creatures of the forest to become laborers to create it... but it was never finished.Franky: What in the heck is that?old man: It's an Earth Heating System that warms the entire island.Franky: ...!?old man: But... unfortunately for him, as always, the reality cannot catch up to the brilliant plan he has in his mind.There's not enough technology and funds to bring it to reality.As he cried for failing to aide his people.... our hearts surely did warm.Franky: Ok, that's SUPER moving!!old man: is that so...We are always waiting for his return.Now that you understand, please don't ever go back into that lab equipped with "Self Destruct Switch"Franky: Whoa, hold it there, did you just utter the name of the most meaningless switch ever!?Franky: Anyways, I can't promise that. The icebreaker ship I need to get out of this island only exists in that lab, right!?I have my own reasons !! I heard on the news that my captain just went through hell!!Page 14old man: Wait!! Don't ever press.... the Self Destruct Switch!!Franky: Why in the hell would I press that!? Why did they even make such a thing!?flashback endsFranky: ...but geez, this is SUPER awesome.I can't believe he came up with this invention when he was young!?All these plans are impossible to achieve for another 2-300 years....I understand... as a technician, I wouldn't want to lay a finger to this place eitherMarine commander: If you damage ANYTHING in that house of genius while pursuing the suspect....consider yourself facing penalization for criminal offense!Marine: Yes sir!!Citizen: An intruder in the lab!? How terrible!Even one of those plans is priceless value!!Franky: Hm, a pirate symbol?*press*Page 15Narrator: And this... is how the terrible "Nightmare at Bulgemore" incident happened on Land of the Future.Marines: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Marine: Marine HQ!!!! This is Bulgemore!!! A terrible incident just took place here!!!Franky flashback: Can I ask one thing...? If in a million chance that I did press the button....is that..... my fault....?Page 16Narrator: Meanwhile, in Namakura island, the land of poverty Harahettanya(Harahettanya is a pun, it's like Hungrymeow)citizen: Thank you!! The Devil King, Master Satan!!I never thought to see the day when we would cage these long-armed bandits!citizen: When I heard the song you wrote and played, for some reason we were filled with courage and fighting spirits!We took up arms for the first time in our lives, and fought!citizen: of course, we didn't fare very well, and it was you that took them down...Thanks to that, we have all our abducted people back!Brook: Yohohoho I only lent my hand because you fought them yourselves.Page 17Brook: Neither God nor the Devil would lend a hand to you if you do not fight yourself.In an era like this... let me give you a piece of advice.Even after I leave, you yourselves must be able to fend off the evils that may befall on your people.citizen: ....!! How benevolent of you..!! We feel we may be able to change from now!!Thank you ver much!! Thank you, Master Satan!!Brook: (I hope this repaid my duty here.......I saw a terrible, terrible news... Luffy, you are alright are you not?Just thinking about the pain you are feeling, my heart ackes!!.....Although I don't have a heart!!Luffy, we'll sing together again!! I'm on my way! To save your heart!!)Longarm: Damn...!! I never thought a Devil would their bodyguard!!Longarm: We figured if we took these strange rare human beings with only one joint on their arms,we'd make a fortune by showing them to our countrymen....!!Page 18citizen: well now... these "longarms" with two joints on their arms....If we make a show of them, we'd make a fortune!Brook: Wait...Wait!! Please, stop!! You're doing exactly the same thing what they have!!citizen: What!? You mean to tell us to let them go!?Brook: Don't worry... I have made a devil's pact with them...(turns to the Longarms)Listen, if you break the promise with me and practice evil deeds in this land again....I will come and eat your hearts out!!!Longarms: GYAAAA!!!!Longarm: Thank you for letting us free!!! We'll return to our lands right away!Please spare us!! We will never come near this land again!Brook: Yohoho! All is good with the world again...Page 19Longarm: Alright now.... Get him!!Brook: Whaaaat!!? Why!? How come!?Longarm: There's no such thing as the devil, you idiot.Brook: Huh!?Longarm: You're strong, but if we tie you up like this, it's our turn!Longarm: If we take back this strange moving skeleton, we'd be a millionair!Brook: Noooo!!! I have a place to return!!citizens: Master Satan has been captured!!Everyone, get ready to summon the next devil!!citizen: yeah!! We can summon demons now!! With panties!Brook: (Luffy, when you're in pain, let's sing! That's what we musicians are here for! I'm coming for you right now........)Luffy, please help meeeeeeeee!!!!!!
So I doubt Moria is really dead. We know he wasn't killed in the war like the article said, and I doubt he'd be killed offscreen. He's still out there.
>>9207Maybe when the Strawhats encounter Doflamingo or some high rank WG guy Moria will appear and team up with the Strawhats simply to get revenge
>>9209what if doflamingo took control of moria and used his own power on himself, taking his shadow and putting into junior oars' body. Would it be under doflamingos control?
>>9210I'm pretty sure it'd still be under Gecko Moria's.
>>9207There's also another possibility. We know from Eneru that the powers don't necessarily stop when your heart does. And that his shadow self is pratically it's own entity. Aside from the obvious ability of possibly faking his own death, what if, even if he did die, he's got a last ditch "get out of death free" card where his shadow returns to his own body? It'd leave him with an obvious new weakness, but it seems he'd be able to pull something like that off unless they killed him via burning, seastone/drowning or total dismemberment.
>>9215However,it's established that the shadow ceases to be when the original owner dies, which was why Moria left his victims alive after stealing their shadows on Thriller Bark.
>>9217Normal shadows, yes. But none of the other shadows had his shadows autonomy. Also, there are presumably "degress" of death, much like Eneru's case itself. (Where the heart stops but there's still a chance for revival) There might be a window where he could pull it off. Considering the whole zombie theme he's got going, becoming a zombie himself, under his own command, could work.
Mihawk: I didn't invite you. Mihawk: You people just decided to live here while I was away. AHAHAHAHA. God, I would love to hear how these lines are delivered in the anime.
Moria's plan to have an army of zombie warriors always seemed kind of retarded,if the random original owners of the shadows wandering about are killed/burned away in sunlight they die, and so do thier zombies shadows, and he had not imprisioned the people who's shadows he stole instead the ran free thus he had no control over thier fates.Alot of the zombies weren't even that strong.
>>9225People aren't that willing to suicide, though.
>>9226While that is true, there's still a lot of other ways it could go wrong...What if all the people he stole shadows from got caught in an explosion? Or sank in a storm? Or spontaneously decided to get a tan to cheer themselves up after being shadow raped by the demon prince of goth fashion?
592 translation should be up in a half hour, apparently.
>>9233TEP, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE ONE PIECE. WHERE IS THE ONE PIECE?
>>9234whoops, I misread that: It said it would be out a half hour after Bleach. And since Bleach was just posted about 29 minutes ago...
>>9234It is right here: http://mangastream.com/read/one_piece/91854766/1