>>8027
What was that you said once? You'd do any guy in One Piece who wasn't old, Buggy, or who/what?

>>8028
I dunno, man. I do know I'd fuck Rayleigh and he's "old" but he's also ridicufuckinghot grizzled vet dude. I do know I wouldn't fuck Buggy, but that's to spite Mindwipe. I wouldn't fuck Moria either. Jesus christ no.

But the rest of them? I mean, except for a few outliers, yeah, I'd do most of the male cast.

... Most of the female cast too. Pic abundantly related.

>>8031
... I'm almost afraid to ask, but Arlong and any member of his crew?

>>8032

Even I have problems saying yes to that.

Doesn't stop me from thinking Arlong's pimping out Chuu and Kuroobi, though.

>>8032
I'd do Hacchan but I don't want to infringe on what rightfully should be Caimie's territory.

>>8031
I would hit Nami so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned the King of England.

>>8037
I rather think you'd have to get in line for that Dr.Prof

>>8038
I'm just sayin' is all.

>>8031
Y'know, I'd tap dat ass with Nami and Robin in an instant, but I've always liked Vivi a lot more... I think I blame the blue hair.

You know what? Fuck it. This is officially the "One Piece Characters Dr. Nurse Would Fuck" thread.

We may be here a while.

All three of them. Separately or at the same time.

DERRRRRRR

Aw yeah.

MMMMHMMMM BITCH

Probably fucks like a tiger too.

Yep. Pretty much any member of Luffy's family that isn't his mother because she's apparently not a MILF seriously fuck you Oda

HAHA necrophilia

...

:< I just made myself sad

HNNNNNNNGH goddammit hancock you were hotter when you were a bitch but i'd still fuck you

NO ONE IS SAFE

fun fact: Robin is not on this list. I don't want to fuck Robin, I want to BE Robin.

Both of them.

Oh yes.

This thread makes me confused about my sexuality.

>>8075
I gave up trying to determine mine a looooong time ago. Nowadays, I can stick my hand down someone's pants and be pretty content with what I find regardless. Unless there's some vagina dentata going on.

ALSO: STUPID SEXY OLDER ICEBERG HNNNNNGH

I would let Rob Lucci do things to me that are considered illegal in several states AND puerto rico

>>8077

Which form?

This is going to be a running theme in this thread because I fucking LOVE this nerd but seriously

oh my god kaku i want to marry you mai hasubando ;~;

>>8078
Well, I'm not a goddamn furry but if I had a tail to pull on, you wouldn't see me complaining.

But seriously you guys I would marry Kaku he's so amazing and adorable and hnnnngh<3

Okay, so clearly I got it bad for a LOT of the Water 7 cast.

inb4 "would you fuck tom/blueno/whatever" because come on let's be honest I'd like to think I have SOME discerning taste here, people.

>>8081

Well, the nose might come in handy...

Also, sort of unrelated, but I love this artist. Lots and lots and lots and LOTS of Kaku, Lucci, and Paulie and all in a really neat, colorful, cartoony style.

OK, last one.

HURR HURR HURR HURR :B :B :B

Okay, I'm gonna go out to dinner with my best friend and we're probably going to talk about EXACTLY THIS (or Baccano!) over several glasses of wine. I love my life, you guys.

But before I go, have stupid sexy (demon?) Franky. Which I would also fuck. But I think you coulda figured that out by this point.

This is my favorite thread on here.

>>8064
That's a really pretty dress.

>>8087
He's probably supposed to be a bull, since that's the animal he resembles the closest.

Also, this thread tightens my pants.

>>8082
>would you fuck tom/blueno/whatever

Oh, so you don't want this then? :3c

Did this become the new HNNNNG one piece thread?

I think I approve.

>>8082
>I'd like to think I have SOME discerning taste here, people.

still the only person in One Piece i'd have sex with.

now let's bust out the big guns.

San Juan Wolf? provided you would suvive it, of course

>>8100
ಠ_ಠ

>>8100
"big guns" indeed.

Don't judge me because fuck come on

>>8110

Judgin' you.

Spandam is pretty much one of the only villains who started out despicable and remained so. No likable qualities whatsoever.

Well, maybe if he gets a cover arc of his own. Worked for all the other villains.

>>8110

>>8111
I think I'm in the same boat, only with this guy. Seriously, I can count the rest of his fangirls on one hand.

>>8097
I said SOME, you jackass!

....I... I'll stop posting Kaku eventually, I promise...

>>8113

OOH OOH, ME ME ME!

He's a dashing young Dick Dastardly! How can you hate that?

>>8115
For serious, I'd hit that so hard. I think it's the mustache.

>>8100
>provided you would suvive it, of course

I think the rule of thumb is it probably wouldn't be someone a normal person could not survive having them on top.

Granted, Crocodile himself is 253cm tall, which for someone of his build would be like 160 kilograms, which would be survivable but probably pretty painful.

I'm really doubt Nurse has a problem with that.

>>8122

Knowing her, that probably makes it better.

>>8115
>>8121
...Really? :D here have some more

>>8122
So would Robin have been ok, then? She's like 6 feet tall, so the size difference between her and Croc isn't as bad...

I wanted to think of something to write along with the post, but I got nothin'.

>>8142
I'd pamper her. With my love.

Posting this picture 'cause it reminded me how much I lust for Crocodile.

>>8147

I'd pamper her.Withmyfists.

>>8153
I see you that, and raise you this. Enjoy. :3c

Admit it, you want his Fist of Love.

I know I do.

Okay.

Okay.

I've finally made a list of things I wouldn't hit in OP.

All of Foxy's crew (I don't see any reason to explain myself further)
Spandam (He'd spill coffee on your crotch)
Anything that wasn't Enel, Shura, Wiper, Conis, or Ohm in Skypeia
Igaram and wife
Kokoro and family
Fukuro

I have less discerning tastes than Nurse, it seems. Nnnnnnot sure how to feel about that.

>>8165
>Admit it, you want his Fist of Love.

AAAAAUGH
WHY WOULD ANYBODY
THAT'S
NO
WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF THAT

>>8179
>Enel
>Wiper
I have absolutely NO pictures of those two fucking/eating face and I frowned so hard in DISAPPOINT in Japan that I almost had a stroke.

So here, have Enel. Who I would also fuck.

>>8181
Also Wiper

>>8182
And Calgara.

I want to cosplay Lucky, on an unrelated note. Or Robin's W7 outfit because I got a buddy who looks just like Lucci and my friend wants to take pictures of us eating face.

Have I mentioned I love my life? I love my life.

ALSO SHURAIYA WHO I HAVE NO FANART OF AND THAT IS SO FUCKING GAY

Here, have a Mihawk while I got and get Checkers, /op/.

>>8179
>All of Foxy's crew
Really, now?

>>8189
I agree, Pixel was a pretty sexy member of Foxy's crew.

>>8190
Fuck, the picture of Porche from the wikia didn't save correctly.

But I'm sure Gina makes the argument just as well.

>>8181
>Enel
>Wiper
>I have absolutely NO pictures of those two fucking/eating face

Uh. Is it ok if it's Shura/Wiper? I don't have any Enel/Wiper, sorry.

>>8193
...Ugh, why is Wiper so pretty?

>>8194
Men should be manly! And women should be va-va-voom!

>>8195
But Nurse! you say. You've got plenty of pretty boys on your hard drive!

and indeed I do have many, many, many, maaaaaany pretty boys on my hard drive. My goodness yes. You should see my Reborn! folder.

But at the end of the day, even my pretty boys have a touch of masculinity to them.

Because while I may be quite content with both penises and vaginas...

I like the distinction between the genders. That's what's so fukken sexy.

>>8187
BLASPHEMY.

>>8203
Sometimes I pull up movie 4 and rewatch his fight scene at the restaurant over and over.

Just cause.

>>8187
Here's a few nice ones just for you, Nurse.

Awww big brothers.

Awwwwwwww.

And finishing off with some badass.

>Nurse is upset because there isn't any Wiper/Enel art

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THAT.

THAT'S TERRIBLE.

>>8211

HEY.

SHUT UP.

JUST FOR THAT I'M GONNA MAKE SOME.

ANONYMOUS I LOVE YOU FOREVER HOLY JESUS<3

let's get married~

>>8211
Dem fangirls man
Dem fuckin fangirls

>>8214
:3c

>>8213
YES. I DEMAND WE NAME OUR FIRSTBORN SOMETHING RIDICULOUS.

>>8211
Don't make me resurrect the gay thread.

>>8210
HNNG BRB RE-DOWNLOADIN

>>8216
Don't mistake me. I'm not hating on the yaoi here.

I'm hating on the implications of man who believes himself to be on a plane far above mortal men getting horizontal with a dude who dedicated his entire life to trying to kill him. That is a gross abuse of characterization.

>>8218
It's OK, Bonesy. I think I understand where you are coming from. Here, this is for you~<3

>>8219
You're a bad person, Nurse.

>>8204
So do I.
>>8186
Lucky? As in Lucky Roux?

>>8221
Alt. spelling of Laki, the chick who was part of Wiper's gang of angry 20-somethings.

>>8223
Ah, okay. >3> I feel like a dumbass.

On a side note, I know someone going to Otakon as Lucky Roux

Oh goodness. :3c

Not the brokama himself, he's too much of a bro. But what about his crew?

Some of the newkamas were pretty sexy if you can get past the male to female aspect.

>>8240
I'd hit rabbit-hat okama. Fishnets are hot.

>>8239
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD THAT'S AMAZING<3

He was much hotter at that point. when he went 'full okama' he wears too much makeup. But that amount...look good.

>>8243
Has Crocodile shown up in the Edo fillers? Because if he hasn't, him and his blue samurai armor totally need to. :3c

Jimbei is so moe~ I wish to cuddle with that fish.

>cuddle with that fish
Heh

>>8261

I hope you aren't joking because I'd like at least someone who can agree with me that he'd be like, the second best thing to Hacchan or Chopper for an awesome bear hug and then you can sleep on his belly or even better his WHALE SHARKS.

>>8273

Aside from that terrible pun I really do like Jimbei. Like Gumshoe he's one of those big gentle lovable types.

I'd rather get a bear hug from Bepo.

>>8287

Someone say Bepo?

>>8307

It's interesting to see how this thread started and where it ended up.

>>8142
I'd fuck her, whatever her opinon on the matter was.

Whenever someone expresses attraction to a mermaid, someone else always points out that her piscine half does not have a vagina. A common counterargument is that she still has a human mouth.

Now, I don't want to perpetuate a cliche, but... just look at those lips, man. Those lips. And it makes sense because she's a kissing gourami mermaid.

y/y?

>>8393

YYYYYY. I would hit that so hard.

>>8393
N

>>8391
Caimie's got some DSL, man.

This whole thread and no mention of delicious Sadi?!

>>8443
But I fear for my penis.

>>8443
this is a thread about hitting, not getting hit by of course

>>8471
You say that like it's a bad thing >___>

Bumping with:

oh my gosh you guys look what got posted on the OP LJ comm last night he is so adorable he looks like a disney prince :3 :3 :3 :3 :3