I hate it when I eat something too hot and my mouth is sore afterwards..this guy is very wise.

Okay, that last bit had me in stitches.

Got me with the Kanye part. Hilarious.

The idea of 50 Cent being yelled at by his Nanna will be forever one of my internal comedy sketches I'm smiling about while waiting in lines or walking someplace.

Rather than the rape, terrorism, and super rape that random passerbys no doubt think I'm thinking about.

>>19232
That and him getting shot nine times always sets me giggling at the checkout lane.

Race relations got me.

And I thought the good man didn't care about politics.

>>19232
I imagine myself either at an Improv.

  I liked his earlier stuff.

The lyrics were usually cheesy as hell, but the beats were catchy.

  >>19236

A.Wayat Mann would be proud. :-(

>>19259
Shut the fuck up, Tora Dora.

  >>19236

Why not his actually early material? Like his first album, which got shitcanned, but you can pirate and is easily his best album.

>>19264

wow i didnt know 50 cent ever made anything but ringtone rap

  >>19265

He was one of the great underground rappers of the late 90's. He, much like Eminem, realises he can be rich without trying, so obviously he stopped trying.

This song has two of my favorite likes in the history of hiphop for sheer hilarity. "Run up on Timbaland & Missy with the pound, like you give me the cash, you put the hotdog down" and "I'll rob Pun without a gun, snatch his piece and run, this nigga weigh 400 pounds, how he gonna catch me, son?"

>>19227
When I started reading this I was offended, but eventually it just got so ridiculous it became more and more hilarious.

>>19265
It happens to a lot of artists in many different genres.

Usually I view "selling out" as nothing more than a cliche, but in the case of 50 cent, it describes the situation very well.

Just like with the black eyed peas.

  >>19259
:I

>>19269

At least he's honest about it, which is why I never lost respect for him, and just view him from the outside as a genuinely hilarious dude whose fame has given him too much time on his hands, so he does silly shit on the internet all the time. thisis50.com is a GOLD MINE.

>>19259
>Black music and nigger music_the difference.png

>>19271
I honestly have no real problem with 50. Selling out doesn't make you a bad person. I'm just not too interested in his newest stuff. However, he is very entertaining.

Sage for double post.

>>19273
He's only entertaining because he's paid to stay away from his fans, and not mug them.

>>19274
u jelly of 50?

>>19275
Jelly? No I'm all in one piece, haven't been sprayed by rapid fire like yo boy yet.

Alright, F it....go 50

>>19276

That was a good... 12 years ago at this point.

IIRC he was only shot 3 times.

>>19291
Three times more than you, homes.

>>19293
Show me a guy who managed to get shot at three times and emerged unscathed, then I'll be impressed.

>>19294
Who is your god now?

I never listen to his music, but 50 really seems like a cool guy in person. He also seems to know how to be a good dad by letting his kid play violent video games, but turning the audio down (because of swearing) and explaining the difference between video game violence and reality.

Sometimes I wonder if he's just a troll in disguise though.

He's legitimately funny.

>>19298
Bro

He isn't in disguise.