OK, I just realized the old thread started autosaging.Link to the new chapter for the sake of courtesy:http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/42232524/2
>>49333Zetsu seems to be pretty loyal to Madara, so he might try to keep his plan going, but I'm not sure how he could do that. Although I get the feeling Zetsu might be able to bring Madara back from being what most people consider dead, given he can already apparently replace Madara's body parts.I'm assuming you mean Kabutops when you said Orochimaru.Yes, well without Madara we still have him and Sasuke, but both their goals are rather close-focused (on his research and/or killing Sasuke, and beating Naruto then destroying the Leaf Village) so the whole "4th shinobi world war" plotline a lot of the last year or so has been setting up would just go out the window.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaoh my fucking god
So much ridiculous shit in this chapter. I can only laugh in disbelief.
>>49542EYES EVERYWHERE SO MANY EYES
In a way I almost have to respect Kishimoto for this chapter. When he goes Full Retard, he really doesn't hold back.
>The Uzumaki clan's trademark red hair turned white.>Nagato>UzumakiOh boy.
What are the odds that the body's made out of paper?
>>49560EYES. EVERYWHERE.EVERYWHERE.
>>49562Every piece of which is adorned with the image of a hand flipping the bird.
>>49544Why does Madara always lose THAT arm... seriously.
>>49540Rainbows don't really work in black and white.Perhaps you should have pushed for a colour page or something.
>>49586If I hadn't read it here I wouldn't have even known it was a rainbow.
>>49615But Madara even says "your rainbow birdge [with] seven colors".
Bones asked me for some editing. I made this one for me.
>>49649And this one for him.
And then I made this.
And I, this.
Oh u guies
>>49560I noted that to.. Oh boy indeed
>>49659I lol'd
>>49659Korgoth of BarbariaYes, I Googled it
>>49648 I stopped doing any critical reading of these two shounen series. I usually just assume it's all part of some retarded reference to some japanese cultural thing or something else in the series that doesn't matter anymore. for example, remember how the rainbow used to mean something back when orochimaru was cool. remember that? he used to be cool.
I was just doing some quick calculations, and even if Konan prepared 10 tags a second, it would have taken 1908 years to make 600 billion tags.someone over on Narutofan broke it down even more; http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?p=34971469#post34971469-----------------I can't get over how ridiculous 600 billion paper seals is.To meet the 600 billion quoata, she would need to produce 228,159 paper seals every second for 1 month. That's 13,689,546 paper seals every minute; 821,372,779 paper seals every hour; And 19,712,946,700 paper seals every day for one month. In 2007, all the newspapers in the world only sell about 395 million copies per day (55 million in the U.S).Assuming Konan's paper seals has the same dimensions as a standard playing card (63 mm x 88 mm), 600 billion paper seals would have a surface area of 3,326 kilometers squared. New York City has a surface area of 790 kilometers squared. Konan's papers could blot out the sun in New York City four times over.A standard 52-card deck weights 94g. 11,538,461,500 decks could be made from Konan's paper: weighing at a total of 1,195,583 tons. One ton of non-recycled office paper uses 24 trees (each tree 40 feet tall and 6-8 inches in diameter). Without ninja magic, 28,693,992 trees would have to be slaughtered.The typical thickness of a playing card is 0.25mm. If Konan were to stack up all her paper, it would have a height of 150,000 kilometers. The diamter of jupiter is only 142,984 kilometers. It would take a stack of over 11 Planet Earths to reach 150,000 kilometers.The total volume of the paper at 831,600 cubic meters exceeds the volume of the BP oil spill at 4.9 million barrels or 780,000 cubic meters. Konan's papers could soak up the BP oil spill.Konan's attack produced one billion explosions per second. If the amount of energy released from one of those explosions is equal to just one gram of TNT then the amount of energy release per second is equivilent to 1 kiloton of TNT. The total amount of energy released from the 10 minute onslaught is equvilent to 600 kilotons of TNT. To put this into perspective, the Little Boy atomic bomb exploded on Hiroshima with an energy of about 15 kilotons of TNT.Sources:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspaperhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Cityhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_52-card_deckhttp://www.conservatree.com/learn/En...reeStats.shtmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwat...izon_oil_spillhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TNT_equivalent
>>49700Maybe she used some sort of Kage bunshin.EVER THINK OF THAT HUH, HUH, HUUUUUUUUUUH?
>>49707Are you suggesting that paper made paper?
Isn't it possible she just, you know, did it with ninja magic? Like, summoned them or something? Really, there's a lot of problems with this series, but this doesn't seem like one of them.
>>49721 Are you incapable of conceptulizing how large a number 600 billion is? Really?
>>49722I'm saying that there are bigger concerns.
And was it really necessary to have a billion explosions a second for that 10 minutes?I mean really, there 600 seconds in 10 minutes, so she couldn't have just done 10 explosions per second (6000 tags). Or if she really wanted to make sure, go with 60,000 tags for a rate of 100 explosions a second. That seems like it would be enough. Or if she really wanted to be sure, go crazy and have 1000 explosions per second with 600,000 tags.Nope, had to be a billion explosions per second, that seems totally reasonable. I don't Kishi even understands what numbers mean. Or maybe he's just trying to out absurd Kubo at this point.
kishi been out absurd kubo kishi out absurbs everythingremember when byakugon and sharingan were equal remember when hard work and determination paid offremember when part 1 was better than part 2
>>49720Yes, yes I am.
Has anyone even considered that she could summon paper from the paper dimension?
>>49779Seems more like she summoned boom from the boom dimension.
whut
A clever reference? Is Kishi telling us Madara's plan is really a childish fantasy after all?
>>49832It would be nice if he did acknowledge the fact that Madiera's plan is completely batshit insane. I mean, seriously, the moon?
>>49831Pedobear!Jiraiya's kids? Poor Nagato. I can finally understand his PAIN.
>>49784boom paper from the boom paper dimension
http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/63074102/1All this chapter made me think of was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdaQhitdKg
So, anyone gonna try and read that "Bench" One Shot Kishimoto's making?
>>49891I'll wait and see for the general reaction.
>>49890Wow, that was boring and mildly retarded.
>>49899I actually liked it.
>>49899Most Naruto chapters are these days. This one was only okay
>>49908I'm glad you enjoyed the adventures of Frog Costumes and Flippy Tiles, I guess.
>>49934I thought the bit with the frog suits was kind of funny. It amuses me to imagine Jiraiya trying to be all cool and hip with his young wards.
>>49934I treated it like an Omake chapter. It pleased me in the pants area. It reminds me of "Naruto"'s early roots as a fun ninja comic while maintaining the serious business all-out ninja war themes. It wasn't great, but it was better than ninja flip out keikaku secret technique shippuden.