What Dreams May Come is back! And dammit, it's STILL not over! Return of the King had a shorter ending than this!Old thread: https://plus4chan.org/boards/jam/res/27727.htmlEntire comic: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=47931544&albumId=3095445
So either Rukia weighs less than a sparrow, or that is one freaking strong sakura tree.
Yeah, this is what happens when you fall from a great height. Your body goes perfectly rigid.
It's called a plot hole dear. It allows authors to get to all the important stuff, like sex scenes, without having to write all that stupid 'story' junk.
Hrrrgh... look, I like romantic fluff as much as the next person, but Renji and Rukia? Fluff only makes them look silly.
WHY WONT IT END?!
OH GODDAMNIT IT'S STILL HAPPENING
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Also, partly related. I don't know if any of you've been to the Avatar boards lately, but apparently, How I Became Yours is getting a sequel. God help us all.
>>36790
>>36790I feel awesome for not liking Avatar now
Guys... we could just, you know... ignore it?
>>36739>What Dreams May Come is back! And dammit, it's STILL not over!>>36790>How I Became Yours is getting a sequel.
>>36815But then what would we do with our hatred?
>>36815Then what will we hilariously overreact to?
>>36790>>36739
FACE EXPRESSING MAXIMUM DISAPPROVAL. MUST SCOWL HARDER.
>>37181WHAT THE MOTHERCUNTING BULLSHIT IS THIS
>>37181
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
>>37214Everyone's always so awkwardly positioned.
>>37214>The shoes
>>37215Because their shoes are from another reality.shat shit tends to fuck up your posture.
>>37214 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Man...
>>37214I don't know what's worse. The shoes, or the implication that five Japanese guys who kill demons for a living would ever be interested in American Football. Or dressing like jocks.
I don't even know anymore. Diaz has gone to a point I can't react to with all the words and images in my arsenal.
>>37232
>>36790THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME FACE!!!!SOMEONE GET ME ACID, I MUST CLENSE MYSELF WITH ACID!!
>>37369The burning liquid or the incredibly trippy drug?
>>37214Gentlemen and Ladies of ClassI propse a deal.I will draw this, Hell I'll draw her entire comic. But without copy pasta, anmd you help me rewrite her story into making sense. Well fix it and we'll slap the botch in one.
>>37406The shitstorm would be unimaginable. I love it.
I know right
>>37406And there's no way she could blame you for stealing. It's not even her own stuff to begin with.
>>37418This will be my face during the whole process
If we do this, could we perhaps have 90% less KUROSAKI-KUN?
>>37406You have my swor..er pen.
Right time to put on my trollface and start practizing Bleach characters.
Okay, really Diaz? You couldn't even draw bows? Really?
>>37518Orihime with a 4.2 GPA?I... what? Isn't she the girl who wants to be a giant robot when she grows up?
>>37518see>>37406
>>37519Actually one of the first couple episodes showed she had the 3rd highest score in her grade.
>>37518is it just me or do the heads not match the bodies..at all
>>37523Huh. Fair enough.Now explain to me why Karin-who-is-like-10-or-something has boobs.
>>37527I think it's a time-jump. For some reason Hitsugaya and Karin are lovers.That this fact is taking up space in my memory disgusts me.
>>37543see>>37406
>>37518Rangiku is clearly a middle-aged woman who's dressed like that either for a porno shoot or some wacky undercover mission.
>>37551Isn't that the canon explanation?
>>37518What the hell is going on with their stomaches?
I don't understand why you guys are putting yourselves through this. Even the scant few pages I've glanced at are just plain terrible.
>>37563It's like MST3K, except we're the robots.
And here's how Miss Diaz would like to appear in Bleach.Oh, if only she was on the recieving end of Hitsugaya's sword...
I find it somehow fitting that she decided to base this off the Joel Schmacher version of Phantom of the Opera.
Ichigo! What will Orihime say when she finds out you were stoned at your wedding?
I love that despite all the couples in here, the thing that gets most focus is the eyelash guy grabbing the bald guy's cock.
>>37570why does she refuse to draw inanimate objects? Are they beneath her?
>>37518>>37570>KarinIsn't she like, 8 or some shit like that? Also, she's the last person I'd expect to see doing Cheerleader shit. Pretty sure that's Yuzu's territory....I say that as if being in-character matters in awful fanfic comics.
>>37564wow....I was wondering why I love these threads
>>37564Man, if this is the case we need to seriously up the 80's pop culture references quota.
>>37564QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A "GET OFF MY PLANE" JOKE!
>>37586I think you just did.
>>37588It doesn't matter...
>>37569I might have missed it but why is Orihime fucking transparent.Besides Diaz's characterization.
>>37590maybe shes supposed to be a ghost
>>37591"As if her writing didn't already turn us into ghosts.
>>37590I think it's supposed to be the veil...
>>37592Oh my god is that Chad?Chad exists in her universe? I'd have thought he wasn't pretty enough.
>>37606Of course he exists in her universe, he's hispanic.
>>37592I'm sorry. I have to say this:TIIIIIITS.
>>37617Well, I wouldn't put it that way...
>>37618And now, the totally /jam/ related edition with cleaner audio!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxitlLII6YUWhich won't embed properly for reasons beyond my understanding.
>>37617"The What Dreams May Come Organization would like to remind you that breasts exist."
This actually isn't Bleach-related but - I had to post it.How. How can anyone think this is good. I just. What.
>>37634she turned ne of the sexeiest nymph pictures into nightmare fuel...
>>37634dear god wtf is wrong with their mouths
>>37634Lesbians?
Was anyone by any chance able to find the missing panels from the awful Ichihime sex scene?
>>37895Woah, wait... WHAT? Do I even want to know?
>>37938I'm going out on a limb and saying no.
There's this, and then there's two pages that got baleeted from her photobucket:http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r178/latinapr196/bleachpage158.jpghttp://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r178/latinapr196/bleachpage160.jpg
Their love is so angsty!!...But seriously, is that Ichigo or Orihime's hair being blown back? It is literally impossible to tell. And how the heck is he carrying her with one hand like that?
WAX DAT ASS!!
>>38235I just love how she reuses the same poses for no good reason.
>>38235I... wat
>>38235What's with the sex-ed comment? I don't get it.
>>38253It's a wild, flailing, and utterly dismal attempt at wit.
>>38235
>>38253IF TEENAGERS LEARN ABOUT SEX, THEY'LL START HAVING SEX!IGNORANCE: THE ULTIMATE CONTRACEPTIVE.
>>38235are fucking books that hard to draw.
>>38235HIS ARMWHERE DOES IT END
>>38258They are for her.
Eh I prefer her published work.
>>38302Oh, you.
>>38235Wow... that's um, special?>>38269Obviously Ichigo took a bite of gum gum.
>>38305
You know, if she'd made the effort to actually draw items instead of just photoshopping everything it, this would actually be a pretty decent picture...
>>38330I'm sure the original is a very decent picture.
>>38330I'm not sure she's aware how ugly those real pictures look shopped into her drawings
>>38235>>38330Ichigo's got some looooong fucking arms he needs to play basketball.
>>38330HIS ARMS!
>>38344>>38336>>38269TEMBA! HIS ARMS WIDE!
>>38330Does she realize that these are ugly and awkward as opposed to the obvious sexy she's aiming for? Jesus.
>>38348 You just don't understand beautiful like she does!
>>38330...she actually DREW a character's pubic region.God save us all.
>>38509I don't think she "drew" anything on that page
>>38512Showed, then. Point is, there's pubic region in her work and that scares me. D:
Ooooohh shit it's back! And Hitsugaya is about to tell Ichigo he's been shagging his sister. Let the wackiness commence!
Yes, the revelation of his friend and sister being together is more upsetting than anything Aizen could throw at him.
I'm gonna karate chop you to death!!Also, Renji's reaction face is hilarious.
Does anyone really get over knowing a centuries old grim reaper is dating their sister? Really?
>>40228Actually, that DOES sound like Ichigo. Then again, in Bleach, it would be played for laughs, it probably isn't here (I remain steadfast in my determination to not read the comic itself).
The hands are always too overly detailed and creepy.
>update
I hope than when I die, I don't end up with a shitty looking grave like these ones.
>>40305I love how her left leg just fucking disappears. Maybe she left it in the grave?
>>40305I at least want my tombstone to be straight.
>>40305They could have at least bothered to bury the bodies underground instead of just piling dirt over them.Or maybe those are termite mounds.
>>40336clearly they can't pass on because they have such shitty graves
What the.. he's saved Orihime, everyone's hooked up.. WHY ISN'T THIS ENDING?!!
Clip Art.... she is now using fucking Clip Art! This woman has sunk to a new low.And why has this turned into some teen sex drama? Weren't they fighting demons just a short while ago?
"We've got more important things to worry about, like what the hell is happening to my breasts?"Jesus... not even Kubo himself could match this level of awfulness.
>>40381I think I... hrf... yep. I vomited blood alright.Huh.
should I feel bad if this is my favorite thread on here?
Nope. It's not real.I refuse to believe that this is anything but the work of a master troll.
>>40231>>So she's not a virgin big deal... She's 16>>40379>>clip art
>>40402funny shit like this is what happens when people encourage Avatar fans
>>40305Is it just me or is Orihime's face seriously creepy there?
>>40381>>THE PRETTIEST VAGINA I HAVE EVER SEEN<<I
>The new pages
>>40381
>>40431HAHAHA OHH WOW I DIDN'T EVEN READ THATall vaginas look like sand worm monsters
>>40381 You know, it's rare that I see a reaction image that is actually in the EXACT SAME PICTURE that caused it.I'm with everyone in the last panel.
Hahahahaha it's funny because the tough guys from Bleach are embarrassed by boobs!Also, who had is it that we have all these hot girls in underwear, but the first thing you notice is the shopped in, out of proportion cocktails and plate of snacks?
>>40722There is nothing about this that isn't dumb.I'm especially pissed off over Renji's hair being down so much. I don't know why.
>>40722why does she have keep photoshoping real pictures in to her "art" it looks terrible
>>40726Because she's not at all creative. As in she can't create new ideas, or new ways to execute, or draw them, or photograph them. So she manipulates images. Backgrounds photos are much easier to find than drawn landscapes. And she has to mix them because the shit she does with 2D images won't fly with photos. So we get the most horrible contrived things possible to fill us with equal parts disgust, disbelief, and amusement.
>>40305I guess they both died from whiskey related causes.
>>40729Why does she bother putting in all this pointless crap anyway? If she's that lazy why does she bother with half the stuff in the backgrounds?inb4 "it would make it closer to the source material" jokes
>>40737I refuse to mentally link Whisky Lullabye with this travesty.
>>40745Why would she want Ichigo and Orihime to struggle through a painful break-up and eventually commit suicide, anyway?
>>40749She probably payed no attention at all to the song's actual tone and direction. Kinda like how she does with everything else.
>>40750But they still died, she apparently knew that much. Why is that romantic?...And why did they even need to die to be together?...And why am I trying to apply logic to all of this?
"Thanks for your support! Have a picture of me in my freakish art style being surrounded by hunky fictional characters."
>>40756She really doesn't understand the effect of style dissonance, does she?
>>40756what the fuck is wrong with the middle guys face?
>>40756>DAT FACE
>>40756>3. MILLION. PAGE. VIEWS.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFALL MY RAGE
>>40756
>>40769Let's be honest, I bet a number of those are from trainwreck watchers.
>>40771 I.E. the people who regularly post in this thread. Nurse you're only giving her more power with each moment you think she exists.
>>40772BUT I DON'T VISIT HER PAGE. I JUST READ THIS SHIT HERE. OH GOD IT STILL HURTS.
>>40779More people know about her "works" than they will yours, mine, or anyone else on Plus4. Oh fame, thy is a cruel, double-sided sword.
>>40780 And like those who went to see the twilight or dragon ball evolution movies as a joke, you're still giving these people the money or attention they need to continue their work. Thank you hatedom for allowing this shit to thrive just so you can have something rage about.
This...this was my first time seeing this. Is there a link I could have for the old thread?Also who do you think is worse, this chick or Chris-Chan?HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL 1LET'S ROCK!
>>40801Chris-chan, that's not even a contest.She's stupid, he's psychotic.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=47931544&albumId=3233850....Who does this girl think she's fooling? These are terrible. No one who has EVER been in ANY LEVEL graphic design class would believe she actually got paid for this pile of horseshit. If she tried to hand this in to my professor, she would be laughed out of the room.
>>40844It doesn't look that bad to me. Just some shark pictures.
>>40845There are also a lot of grammatical mistakes. And some shit that doesn't make sense.
>>40845Font's terrible, margins are terrible, colors are terrible, she spelled "poster" wrong. Also the background image is horribly aliased, it looks like it was thumbnail size before she blew it up.
>>40851I'm also pretty sure that website she listed isn't a real thing.
>>40844>alot
>>40844>postors
>>40901how old is she supposed to be?
>>40905She is definitely a grown-up. We know that much.
>>40905I think she was claiming 21 or 22 back in her deviantART days.
Now here's a shocker.. her latest artwork is actually pretty decent. The shopped-in candles ruin the effect, but I gotta admit, this is some nice colouring and shading here.
>>40914Ichigo looks emaciated. I think it's just because of the suddenly defined cheekbones.And Orihime's thumb is...off.
>>40844has anybody called her out on these they are atrocious
>>40918She has a legion of fans to shield her from any actual criticism.
>>40981I never understood why people who can't stand criticism post their work on the internet where EVERYONE can see and comment on it
>>40999Because they want people to pat their butts.
>>41006Or to wax that ass.
PREPARE YOURSELVES, /JAM/, FOR THE LAST DYING GASPS OF WHAT DREAMS MAY COME, SECOND OPUS OF THE WORLD'S SINGLE GREATEST ARGUMENT FOR POST-NATAL ABORTION
>>41033
>>41034
>>41035
>>41036
>>41037
>>41036>>41037>>41038I actually vomited a little in my mouth.
Well that's a wrap.We can all go home now.
>>41038Well, at least she had the decency not to pull a Babies Ever After on us.
>>41035Who's the lady next to Ikkaku?
>>41046That one guy's sister.
>>41033So is Renji resting his head on his arm, or Rukia's head?Nice house Ichigo. Guess being a shinigami really pays the bills.They've been at this this all day? Now they know who we feel, reading this entire comic.>>41034Arrrgh her lips ARRRRRRRRGH!!Also, Ichigo's disembodied foot.>>41035Sorry Chad, only Jackie's favourite pairings are invited to this party.Yoruichi and Ikkaku?! Was that ever hinted at in the manga? I thought she liked Soi Fon?>>41036Dude, you've been dating for a year! I think you're allowed to call her by her first name. Unless Jackie's dumb enough to think that is her first name.>>41038And the story ends with Orihime looking as miserable as the rest of us. A fitting end.Well, unless Jackie decides to torture us with an epilogue featuring Ichigo's kids, it's finally over.I'm a little sad to see it go, since it's been one of the most hilariously bad things I've ever read.But the sheer horror of so much bad grammar and writing in one place will haunt me forever..Now to steel ourselves for How I became Yours 2...
Pretty sure she's going back to Zutara after this.HA HA /a/HA HA HA
>>41057tis a good day to hate Avatar
I'm debating whether or not to message her and ask her, "After you've finished the bleach comic and the Avatar comic sequel, is there any other anime series you've considered doing, like Fullmetal Alchemist?"
>>41096Have fun getting internet-shanked.
>>41096You... you wouldn't...
>>41096y
>>41096So basically the entire comic will be like if FMA were done in May-Chan's fantasy world.
>>41103But devoid of humour ;_;
>>41081What if she does Zutara based on the movie? Oh God!>>41096I still think Code Geass is next. The school setting and unnervingly long limbs are too much for her to resist.
I wanna see her take on One-Piece.
>>41137YOU....BASTARD!
>>41138Well, we know Usopp, Franky, Chopper, and Brook would never show up. They're too wacky looking.
Calling it now:Luffy x HancockSanji x RobinTashigi shows up for no viable reason and starts making demands of Zoro.Nami falls off the face of the planet.
>>41158>Nami falls off the face of the planet.I thought Nami was the one fanfic kept making into a self-insert, like Katara in How I Became Yours.Granted, given Katara was in complete god-mode for HIBY may mean she would hate Nami for not being stronger.
>>41159This is an Orihime fan we're talking about.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEI'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAKESGOT NOWHERE TO RUUUUUUNTHE NIGHT GOES ONNNN
>>41168>DIE.. THAN ALL OF ME DIES WITH YOU.>THAN
>>41158Who's the psychotic bitch, then?
>>41173Vivi.
>>41174NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>41096"After you've finished the bleach comic and the Avatar comic sequel, is there any other anime series you've considered doing, like Fist of the North Star?"
>>41179I would be OK with that.
>>41180YU WA SHITTY WRITING!
I never watched/read Bleach, but somehow this just doesn't seem right.
>>41321wtf is supposed to be going on in the background?
>>41322The heat death of the universe.
>>41322Your krusade ends here, Ichigo!
>>41322They're being "converted" by Larfleeze.
>>41362 well Ultimecia will forever have a thick russian accent in my mind now.
>>41041That's what they said about How I Became Yours...
So Jackie is doing Avatar art again... by taking her traces of Ichigo and Orihime and turning them into Zuko and Katara! Look at the faces!Jesus Wept! She is scraping well below the bottom of the barrel now.
>>41449Wow tracing her own tracing. Her "skills" have clearly reached a new level
>>41321>>41449GOJASGBJSG;BNAJWGBJL;;DSGSDGSAUIGBWAIHGFBSAUFIHWAFWAFEAWFTHE SAME THE SAME FUCKING FACEYITRAGBNHN IREAGHKB U5TU3Q5GHH3WQ508gip8i0p;3qiihknihogrea['8IHU093GUOHDAHBNUOGSAGRANI0H325[
http://badwebcomics.wikidot.com/how-i-became-yours
>>41460I think you just introduced me to my own TV tropes.
What. I just-what
>>41496She really loves her Whiskey. Which kind of explains a lot.
>>41496Ah so that's why she traces .... please god tell me she didn't trace that
>>41496SHIT.I saw the whiskey and said "Jackie D" out loud. Then it struck me exactly what I'd just said.
>>41541HA HA OH WOWI wonder what that implies.
>>41542Jackie Diaz confirmed for alcohol baby.
Bleach fanarts are always expressive
>>42537
>>42537I can't stop laughing.
FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST LET IT DIE ALREADY.
>>42537...and this person is still far more of an artist than our dear Ms. Diaz.
......words cannot describe what im feeling now....god dammit im a diaz myself !! (no relations, thank god!!) and this person is ruing the family name ;__;pic is mine. this IS art right here.
>Love is a canvas drawn by the heart>and embrace by the soul...I cannot stop laughing. Mixed metaphors = comedy gold.
>>42587Orihime looks uncomfortable there; like she's nervously smiling and nodding to everything Ichigo might be saying (or at the picture's caption, your call).
>>42587...Why does he have a tattoo? I mean, it's been awhile since I read, but I don't think he ever got any tattoos.
>>42592Because the picture she traced from had it, duuuuuh.
oh hey
... I think Bones said it best."Kinda like watching someone take a shovel to the knee."
YOU GONNA GIT RAPED
What is this abomination?
>>43867Shut up, cunt.
>>43868As a matter of fact here, have a scene from Dexter to wash the horrible taste of Jackie D. out of your mouth
>>43867Ugh, she's finally gone too far.
>nipples
And this picture.....is just horrible
>>43895IT doesn't even seem like they are looking at each other.
From her myspace:AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME OUT TO THANK ALL THE FANS THAT HAVE SUPPORTED ME through all that bull shit oN DA. AND HERES A MESSAGE to all the losers that have given me words smaller then there desire to be a normal sociable human being instead of sitting downstairs in the basement of your parents house watching reruns of anime shows that you can never duplicated in art work like I can... personal to you I would like to say... "GO into the garage, get your dad's shot gun sit at the computer chair you love so well, put your toe on the trigger... and kiss the devil on the ass for me would you.. THANKS" BUT, to all of you that have been there for ME we have reached a high number of pages views and doubled in fan base =) ALL thanks to you, MY art work has reach from cali to japan!!!
>>43896>Love in the world>Looks like rapeiiiiissuuuues....
>>43898I'm trying to think of a way her ego could get any bigger. Nope, can't think of anything.
>>43896Skwisgaar, I know your standards are low, but...
Guys, I...I need you to tell me there isn't a Metalocalypse comic on the way.TALK ME DOWN, MAN. TALK ME DOWN.
>>43896"Ugghhh... Why ams I in a fields with this ugly chicks?"
>>43898>AND HERES A MESSAGE to all the losers that have given me words smaller then there desire to be a normal sociable human being instead of sitting downstairs in the basement of your parents house watching reruns of anime shows that you can never duplicated in art work like I can.That is the longest fucking sentence I've ever read. Also>anime shows that you can never duplicated in art work like I can.Pic related
>>43908I'm not even sure what she just said. What the fuck is happening.
>>43906It's okay Bones, it's okay, have some kittens.
EVIL!EVIL MOST FOUL!IT MUST BE CLEANSED OF THIS EARTH BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON!
>>43909If you hate her work, you are a basement-dwelling fatass who is just jealous that you can't trace like she can.
>>43914>>43908>>43898Why she gotta break balls?Isn't it enough you actually have a fanbase for this garbage? You gotta be a bitch too?Also pffffft Myspace.
She's just basically told everyone who's called her out on her tracing and art theft to kill ourselves because we inconvenienced her.What an upstanding person she is.
Two new picturesThis one
and this on-OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
Why hasn't she collapsed under the gargantuan weight of her own BITCHSUCK already?
>>44945That hand just screams PERSPECTIVE.
>>44945Wait, I thought death was the last horsemanand where's the horse also
>>44945>would you spear mesure
>>44945I'm wondering what sort of personality disorder you have to have in order to envision yourself as one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.
>>44950It is. It goes Pestilence (or Conquest), then War, Famine, then Death.
>>45005really is spell checking her shit THAT hard? I mean how old is she for goodness sakes.
>>44945Fuck, she's nearly ruining this scene...
beutiful faeces
>>45123They look like... Metalocalypse characters...
shoop yourself with twilight
>>45123The guy in the top panel looks like Steven Strait's character from "Sky High"... if that character were a 50-something assrapist.
too much faggotryHere's some madness.
>>45123Why does this make me think of Metalocalypse?
>>45257This "artist" just has something about Metalocalypse, doesn't she? How Katara killed Mai in HIBY reminded me of how Selatcia killed Cardinal Ravenwood.
>Oh, looks like Diaz posted something.>Well, I guess I'll go see what is i-AHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>45392AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>45393>I am Pestilence.That you are, ma'am, that you are.
>>45393>>45392>>44945Wait, she's ALL OF THEM?Isn't that cheating?
>>44945>>45392>>45393STOP DAT
Revivin' it up with some quality
>>47264OH GOD THAT POOR GUY'S ARM IS FUSING WITH RENJI'S LEG!
>>47264I like the photoshopped boots and 3x cut and paste Orihime.
>>47264Orihime traced a fucking trace! Woooah we're getting meta.
>>47304Her secret being that she's a lesbian?
>>47302>Grimmjow>Grimm Jow >THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SPELLEDYOU FUCKING WHORE I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL TEAR INTO YOU WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND AGITATED ANTS. I WILL REND YOUR LIMBS FROM YOUR BODY, CONSUME THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, AND I WILL TAKE THE DARK EVIL POWER CONCEALED IN THE VERY SYNAPSES OF YOUR NERVES AND I WILL MAKE IT MY OWN. THIS POWER WILL FUEL THE RAGE MACHINE THAT IS MY HEART AND I WILL USE THAT RAGE TO TEAR A HOLE INTO THE UNIVERSE ITSELF, TRAVERSE BACK THROUGH THE AGES, AND I WILL STAB YOUR MOTHER IN THE PUS SATURATED WOMB FROM WHENCE YOU CRAWLED. I WILL USE YOUR OWN EVIL TO ERADICATE YOU FROM THE TIMELINE ITSELF AND, HAVING DONE SO, WILL BE SATISFIED.GOD DAMMIT.
>>47302>Grimmjow>The Lion KingI also totally see what you did there and honestly it just makes me hate you more
>>47304>Your secret is safe with meGentleman, Jackie Diaz is THE BATMAN!>>47314Hey Nurse, UMAD?
>>47321I SO MAD.
>>47323 Hey baby, want to kill all Diaz?
>>47302ME GRIMMJOW NO KISSER!ME GRIMMJOW KING!
>>47325I gave him a tiny brain so he'd be more authentic!
>>47314Damn it, Nurse. You had the perfect chance to go with a classic and you blow it. I am disappoint.
Oh godOh godReallyEvery panel is just a copy paste of parts of a larger panel.How does she have ANY fans that aren't trollin or just there to watch the train wreck?
hah
>>47345Oh god. She's really doing this. This is going to be a thing. Like, a recurring thing.I think I'm gonna go puke now.
>>47350Well yeah, there's no Chad or Uryu involved so she's going to ship this one to hell and back.
>>47353HAHAHAHAHA oh my god Matsumoto's feet are exactly what happens when JackieD tries to draw without tracing. Look at them! They are little blobs.
>>47354I can't even begin to imagine how she can wear those sandals.
>>47353What the fuck is going on with his left foot?
>>47353Actually, what I really want to know is... what the fuck did she copy for Matsumoto's face? It doesn't look ANYTHING like Matsumoto at all.
>>47353She looks like a mannequin: stiff, devoid of life, misshapen, and held off of the ground very easily.
>>47353Matsumoto is missing her beauty mark AND the guys number says 89 instead of 69....Stupid trainwreck art..... I can't stop looking at how god awful it is
Why do you guys insist on giving yourselves ulcers?
>>47353>SuuheiWait, that doesn't seem right. (looks it up)-- That's not even a dumb alternate spelling/Romanization like "Grimm Jow", his name is Shuhei Hisagi!
>>47379Go back to >>36815
>>47353Why is she slowly turning into Orihime?
You know what all this gratuitously recycled crappy art reminds me of?
>>47398God fucking damn. Does she have no concept of style dissonance?
>>47397BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!
>>47397Sweet Rukia and Hella Renji. Awesome.
>>47398For a second I thought she had bags of potato chips in her purse.
>>47384 Oh I know some of you hate love this thing but you don't stop. You guys need to slow down on raging on this shit cake and savor the emotion or you all are going to burn out your hatred one day and possibly end up liking this.
>>47411 >>47412My humble waste of time has brought entertainment to others. I am happy. : )
>>47398>grass brushYou mean people actually use that?
I find the sad thing is that she's actually really pretty..........Why does she gotta be so dumb
>>47565Sane, Pretty, Smart: pick twOH WAIT SHE'S JUST ONE
>>47565Man, that lighting isn't doing her any favors.
>>47565Her eyes....They are staring deep into my soul....It scares me, since its 2 AM here, and my room is dark...
>>47589If you wait until night, light a candle, stare into her soulless eyes, and chant her name three times, you'll summon the spirits of the restless dead.
That fucking face
>>47944I like how the bottom panel is just a closeup of her boobs.
>>47944god damnit woman just draw some fucking shoes how hard is it
You are asking her to actually work on her art, instead of steal it.
>>47944This doesn't look that bad to me at all. Which means it must have been traced wholesale from a photo, or I have finally been driven mad.
>>47999The second one. Ichigo is twelve feet tall, his leg is broken in at least two places, his thighs are twice as long as his calves, Orihime has suffered a serious fracture in her left arm, and the dumb broad couldn't be assed to draw A FUCKING RING, YOU KNOW, THAT PIECE OF JEWELRY THAT REQUIRES TWO CURVED LINES TO CONVEY.
>>48794That deformed mouth...that humongous chin....
>>48794ha I love these
>>48799>her fist's reflection
I wonder how, if at all, the Legend of Korra will affect her Avatar stories.
>>48802Tenzin's Zuko's son, Zuko just... went forward in time to impregnate Katara, then back in time to die, and because Katara kissed Aang, his residual Airbender cooties made Tenzin an Airbender.
WHAT?Orihime, what is this heresy?
>>48889For a moment I thought it was Ichigo with breasts.
>>48901Me too. Mostly because she for some reason wrote "Inoue", Orihime's family name (which I briefly read as "Ichigo"), even though she just put "Renji".
Oh God, Diaz needs to stop drawing real people.Also, her ideal cast list for a Bleach movie..Tom Cruise as Aizen? Edward from Twilight as Gin?BWA HA HA HA!
>>48906I can't bring myself to quite disagree with her casting for Mayuri, though.
>>48906>She casted herself as Orihime
>>48909Should that really surprise you?
>>48906>Kenpachi's casting>Not Bruce CampbellYOU KNOW NOTHING HARLET
We're sitting here today with Shinigami Rukia Kuchiki.
>>48916Hello.
>>48918So, Rukia, what's a day in the life of Rukia Kuchiki like?
>>48906Mastumoto Rangiku is such bullshit.
>>48919Do you really want to know?
>>48912It doesn't.
>>48921Oh, I already know. I've always known. I've planned your lives and the lives of everyone you've ever known for years. I'm like a fucking ninja, you don't even see until it's too late. And then I'm on you. And I've sliced a hole in you. And I'm raping that hole. With my dick, my ninja dick.Boom boom pow.
>>48906Dear lord... those noses are terrifying...
>>48906One asian person on the entire fucking list.She... she does know that Ichigo is Japanese, right?
>>48906>Inoue Orihime: Jackie Diaz>>48889>Orihime with RenjiIt seems someone wants to make her own Bleach reverse harem.
Jack Nicholson WOULD make a good Mayuri.Like, really good.Probably.And Jack Black would probably pull off an okay Kon.
>>48906>Vin Diesel as IkkakuOh, 'cuz they're both bald...
>>48929She apparently doesn't even know Yoruichi is female.
>>48938She listed Yoruichi twice (male and female), so it's likely one is human form Yoruichi and the other is cat form Yoruichi who had a male voice in the anime.You'd still think she would specify that.
>>48906 I an both shocked and yet completly unsurprised she would suggest casting herself like that.Bitch be crazy
heresy continues
>>48983Renji's hair being down just...bothers me. More than it logically should.
>>48983izzat sum penetration?
>>48983>All of them>Even him, will never know>Just how much>I need youOrihime confirmed for a cheating whore. After all of dem confessions she decides to cheat him with fucking Renji.
>>48983...WHAT
>>48983Why does Bimbohime look like she's in horrible agony?
>>49003I would think it's because Renji's little zanpaktou is barbed like a cat's.
>>49007OH GODCAN'T STOP LAUGHINGSEND HELP
What fresh horrors await us, /jam/.
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>>49602>>49603>>49604... I don't even care that these are out of sequence.And I'm usually so anal about shit like that.
>>49603WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER BOOBS
>>49604Fascinating. Her breasts appear to be thrusting themselves forward, possibly even increasing their volume, in order to dampen the force of the collision. Like fleshy airbags.
>>49611>Fascinating
>>49602wtf.. is there ANYTHING you do thats not falling down that PHOTOREALISTIC ROCK?shithead
>>49602>MFW letterman jackets everywhere
>>49605Don't blame me, that's the order they were in on her Myspace.
>>48906Hold on I want to bitch about this some more.>Tom Cruz>Chad, openly Hispanic, not portrayed by a Hispanic actor of any kindHe IS from Dallas though, I took note of that.
>>49602>Skull and crossbone chucks
>>49617I spent far too much time making this.
>>49624A masterpiece...
>>49624Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff saves the day!
>>49624
Another mini-abortion posted for your enjoyment/disgust.
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>>49666HAHAHAHA THE LAYOUT MAKES HIS HEAD LOOK FUCKING ENORMOUS
>>49667
Somehow shouting "YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE STARS IN A BIG CITY" feels like the most pointless endeavor I could ever undertake.
>>49668> "look closely at the mirror lolol"Well okay but I don't see anything it's just some copy-pasted furniture advertiseme - OH SWEET TAP-DANCING CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE
>BLATANTLY TAKES LINES FROM "AIRPLANES">CALLS THE MOTHERFUCKER "MEET ME HALFWAY"OKAY LOOK HERE, YOU CUNT. I CAN HANDLE THE OTHER SHIT, BUT AT LEAST GET YOUR CATCHY POP SONGS RIGHT OH MY GOD I HATE YOU
>>49672You're gonna have to help me, what am I looking for here.Oh and, God Dammit Diaz!
>>49685I think there are some heads peeking out from behind something.But someone should totally shop the Elegy of Emptiness statue in there and claim it's the real thing.
>>49688Yeah, how about we...don't do thatand then, later on, when it comes up againpretend we did.
Captain Shota time!Now with 30% more copy/paste.
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>>49838>>49839Several points:(1) Is this a PSA for helmets? Are they going to get into a horrible accident? Please tell me they get into a horrible accident.(2) Can't Karin just use her hair as a helmet because WOAH GOD WHAT HAPPENED THERE.(3) "Just as long as you don't tell your brother about me riding without a helmet. He would kill me if he found out you were on the back of my bike without one on." But she HAS the helmet, you don't have the helmet! You're already dead! And sure, you fight Hollows all the time, but riding without a helmet is the REALLY DANGEROUS THING.(4) Is Diaz currently wearing a helmet while she writes this?(5) I wish *I* had been wearing a helmet while I read this.(6) Apologies to Howard College, who had to be dragged into the background for this...(6)(a) Wait, if Karin is in college HOW OLD IS ICHIGO AND ORIHIME NOW?(7) If they do get into an accident, I'm sure they'll be fine because that helmet is clearly made out of diamonds, the hardest metal on earth.
So to summerise, two people ride a motorcycle, and Hitsugaya has a hard uncomfortable helmet rubbed against his shoulder.ROMANCE!!
>>49838Agh Hitsugaya's neck here just makes me cringe.I should really stop looking at her anatomy, I know she doesn't know crap about it