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And here's a template so you can all make your own memories with Kosh!
>>33006 "New memories? But Unca Skullface, I don't even remember all of THOSE memories.""Thats because of all the head trauma, Kosh."
>>33010 "What is 'head trauma', Unca Skullface?""Stand still, Kosh, I'll show you."(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
If this song isn't playing in your head as you read this, then something is wrong with you.
That was beautiful.
Remember that time Pym caught on fire?That was a funny for the first hour or so.
>>33021 Yeaaaaaaaaaah.Torch woulda been proud.
So hey, here's some stuff I drew for regular /co/ last night.The first one was a rehash of an older picture I'm missing, the rest was for an Ultron thread.
Ultron asked /co/ for advice on his girl problems and then proceeded to call girls dirty whores.
Then a girl said she wanted Ultron and Ultron started killing some humans because he was so happy.He told us how he was going to kill humans, and then have sex with the female ones.
Someone pointed out that he'd be mating with dead girls, and Ultron only stated that he knew what he was talking about.
The girl (someone posting as May from Pokemon) asked how Ultron would mate with her (nervously). He showed off his Woman Pleaser. He also said there would be no foreplay or cuddling.
May tried to convince him to include Foreplay, but Ultron said he was a traditionalist and didn't believe in such things. Besides, he's been killing people this whole time to start the mating process.
Oh right. At some point he switched bodies.
And as he was getting ready to get on with it, Iron man busted in to stop him. So Ultron deployed his Anti-Iron man Protocols.
And verily did the bottle of booze distract him, so Ultron began the seduction ritual.
With the youth successfully seduced...
... It was party time.And then War Machine showed up.
But Ultron came prepared!
Ultron used RACISM!
... But it failed!That didn't matter though, because JOCASTA SHOWED UP!
So Ultron had to take care of her first!
He took care of her like Daddy Pym used to.But then Optimus Prime, Aaron Stack, Nextwave, and Howard the Duck showed up.
Jocasta recovered, as did War Machine. With these forces combined, Ultron knew he was thoroughly cock-blocked, and made a tactical retreat...
... His only regret had been that he hadn't killed enough humans.So, with ultron gone, the heroes tried to figure out what to do to wrap things up. Iron man convinced Jocasta was pissed that May was trying to sleep with Ultron, and May was pissed she was box-blocked. Howard and Stack offered to double team her, but she didn't want to have sex with a duck. Iron Man convinced Jocasta to give him a try, as long as he agreed not to use her as a place holder for his dead wife, or make her into a mini bar. May was happy, as this meant Ultron was free and clear.Optimus prime then warned everyone of the dangers of Electro-Gonorrhea.
Ultron then tried to get people to go home, as the thread was over.
He himself was turning in for the night, and wanted to clarify that he had never slept with Max Dillon, so how would he have Elctro's Gonorrhea.And that's how the thread ended.
>>33103 ultron get out from behind those two mountains
YOU DIDNT EVEN POST THE IRONMAN PARTSBITCH
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>>33107I didn't save yours or Kevfu's images.