This is 123CPU. You've been watching him for a while now, but recently he's disappeared. You need to go and find him.
Let's have a look around. >-------------Commands are followed on first come basis. Hope we don't die.
>CALL YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU
>CALL YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOUThere's no dial tone, but its not like you can remember any phone numbers anyway.
>>29132>Flip file cabinet back uprightWhat a mess. I can't stand it!
>Put on cat ears, so everyone can more easily recognize you.
>Check your pockets for catnip.
>Flip file cabinet back upright Whew! That was heavy~ *fan fan* You won't be able to lift anything much heavier than that.
>Put on cat ears, so everyone can more easily recognize you.>Check your pockets for catnip.You have no cat ears or catnip on you. Last time you checked, you weren't a cat at all!
>check file cabinet
>check file cabinetThe upper three drawers are locked or rusted shut. The last drawer contains a few sheets of paper.
>Read papers
>check file cabinetTwo of the papers catch your attention with familiar photos. Though censored, the first is readable. The second however, is not. The remaining pages are blank. ----------------██████ Asylum for Wayward ████████ ██████Patient Information---------------------Name: "Glamour"DOB: UnknownHeight: 5'2Admittance: ██/██/09 Diagnosing Psychiatrist: Dr. N████ Sch███r.Condition and Diagnosis: Patient suffers from a number of schizophrenic, psychotic and ████████ disorders, as well as an overarcing case of dissociative ████.Of particular note - Capgras ████████, ██████ distrust syndrome, psychosis, and mania. Recommended Treatment(s): ████████████, ██████,████████████ ██████, ██████, ████████████.Notes:Patient's arrival was.. █████████, to say the least. Patient answers to "Glamour," though it is obviously not his real name. His condition poses a strange challenge to the facility's staff, but he is not considered a danger to anyone at this time. Recommending further observation before treatment is administered.
>Fold papers into origami cranes
>Fold papers into origami cranesYou strain your memory and fingers trying your best to remember the art of paper folding. Each failed fold lacerating your skin and bleeding you dry. With your last drops of life, you manage to create a small origami crane. Truly your magnum opus.
Stop being a jerkbutt.
>return to life, oh great pharaoh.
>Fold papers into origami cranes>return to life, oh great pharaoh.Not quite sure how to turn the papers into cranes, you carefully fold the papers in half and tuck them away into your inventory. --------Check inventory whenever you like. Some things are just too big/silly/unimportant to be stashed away.
>Examine footprints
>Introduce Blue Beetle into the storyline
>use the power of love to sniff out 123CPU's location.
>Do some push ups
>Introduce Blue Beetle into the storylineYou wouldn't know where to find a beetle around here, much less a blue one. Besides, bugs are gross!>use the power of love to sniff out 123CPU's location.You have a general idea of where he went. Now its just trying to catch up to him. >Do some push upsYou're still a bit worn out from moving the file cabinet. >Examine footprintsThe footprints were here from before you entered the room. It'd be easier to examine them if the phone would stop ringing! Wait.. its supposed to be disconnected! ...Isn't it?
>>29160
>Pick up the phone. Tell a dick joke.
>>29161>Pick up Phone and yell at it
>>29161The screens changed! That can't be good!I reeeally think it's best to get out of this room.>Flee room at all speed!
>Pick up the phone. Tell a dick joke.>Pick up Phone and yell at itYou stumble to the phone and yell a dick joke into the receiver.̭͓̣̳̣̺I͎͚̱͚̩͎t̲̻̞̦̞̣̜ ̪̗͈̀ͅỵ̧e̼̮̖͔͠l̺̣̹̤̳̬l͓̘s͇̣̩͇̥̘ ̗̠͍̼̹̞b̼̘̕ͅa̴̤͕͈̞̰̤c̬͔̗͇k̗̙ ̷̘͇͖a̷͕̳͈̠̤t̸̰̬͉̠͔̺ ̢̘̯͖̫̱̣y̵̱̥̳̬o̞̙̝͉̩̼͙u̱͇͈̤̺ ̺̩̠͔as̗̤̣̟ ͍y̧̟̼̩̯͚̰ͅo̝͚̬̟̣̠u̯̖͢ ̺̕c̺̪̝̱͢ó̤̲͈̪̗ĺ̹̮̜̳̯͕l̬̼̥̫̝̺̙͢a̫̣̜̖̖̦̖p͏͚s̯͟e̲̟̜̜͕͈ ̸ṭ͜ơ͎ ̸̣͚̺t͖̦̻̣̙̘͙h̙e͢ ͔͇͠g̖͚r̝̻̪̩̱͚o̺̟̺̝̦ͅṵ̦̺̪ͅn͠d̯̯̩ͅ.͚̬̜̫ ͔͉̯ ̤̮Ỵ̧̳͇͚o̷̷͔̥͇̟̘̺̭u̴̢͍̦̯̮ ̸̡͎͔̘h̙̲͖̦̘͈͟e͏̱̩̕a͚̹͔̬͚̲r̶̛͇͖̲̲̜͇̠͔̼͝ ̯̺͇͓͝t̡͉͚̮͎͕͇͚̫̫͟h̸̝̼͎͈̱ͅe̢̢̼͇̬̖͔ ̲̝̦̰͙ͅs͙̝̙͓͕͓̺͢o҉̤̫̮̻ứ̧̜͇n͕d̺̤̪ ̮̲͓̹̩̠̱ơ̥͔̮f̵҉̘̦̲͓̥̱̻͡ ͏̧̛̬͔͓̩̜̣͈̟͙͇̠͓̭s̵̶̫͉̮̘͞h͎͔̬͎͙͖͈͠a͏͉̭̥̳͎ṱ̤͕̻̱͖̀͘͡t̙̗́͜e̷̪͉̰̘͔̜̥̻r̶̝̤̭̭̼̲̣̗̕i̖n̩g̫̼̲ g̸̜̣̻͚̟̠͜͝l͠͏̟͕͔̺̙͙̼͈ͅa͈̕s̵̯̥̼̲̰̟ş͍̘̣̙̼̜̦̀͟ ͏̹͍̼̞̤͉͓̘a̡̮̣͠s̠̣͢ ̵̢̬͔̥̩̲͕̜̣͞y̵̸̦̫̝͉ò͖̠͎̤̥͖̙ͅu͇͍̣̯̪͉̮͟͞r͓͖̠͜͞ ͇̬͝v͙̤̹̗͚̼̠̗̦i̘̬̕͜͠ś̩͓̟͜ì҉͓̞͎o̢͍̻n̷̳͍̬͎̼̰͜ͅ ̡̛̺̭̲͎̫̰͟s̵͕͚l̨̗̲͕̀o̼͖̹̲̯̻͍̕͞͞ͅw͢͏͎̰̤͔͎̠ḽ̞y̨̙̯̘̤͎̲̦͈̝͜ ̗ͅf͉͓͙͢a̳̞͙d̵͉͈͟͜e̴̴̳̤͕̖͠s͔̻͉̳̤̕.͓̟̦̭͜ ͏̵̙̝̟̭
A̕҉̥̦ ̛̤̬̲̺̳͇̼̩m̲̙̺͖̦̣̹̀͘a̟̱̟̤̟͜͜͡s̶̴̪͠k̝͚͙̲̲̖͈e̡̥̱͈͎͓ͅd̢̜̝́ figu͞re looks on ̴as͜ y̴o̸ùr͏ ̵ mind succumbs to unconsciousness
>Dream sexy dreams
I can't wait until this ends with him abruptly turning into a kitten.
>>29216But that would actually make sense this time. :3c
>>29213>load chapter two
>>29228>Masturbate to some porn, wash your hands, THEN load chapter 2.
>>29261>Masturbate to hands, wash chapter 2, load porn
Hello. You like circleface, yaes?
>>32547Get up and hit clock. There is no such hour as 14.
>>32547Oh shit its 14:00! time to masturbate.Seriously I agree with bones. Hit the damn clock.
>>32547See if you still have all your extremities in tact. THEN hit the clock.