Let's pretend a videogame was being made, loosely based on 4chan, and the very handsome and charming developer needed a lively cast of NPCs and other characters. If you were to have an appearance in this entirely hypothetical game, what would you look like and what would you say? For bonus points, name something you don't like. You know, for kicks.Pic unrelated - it's an explosion in space.
THERE WOULD BE NO WORDS, ONLY THE MAD JUMPSSomething I don't like: Scrapes and scratches.
>>27222You would have no trouble convincing me this was a random enemy in the Earthbound/Mother series.
Based on 4Chan? I bet I wouldn't play it much...Based on /co/ on the otherhand...
i don't say anything apart from complaining and why you are doing everything wrongyou are something i don't like
>>27322Yeah, Freudian slip, I meant +4chan. I think the game would be cool if it had cameos from /co/ originals like Rage Racer and that, but I was thinking other people on +4 would be cool to have as well. In theory. For this totally theoretically game someone would make.
Look like: thisSays: It's okay, protagonist, I don't hate you for mucking things up. Dislike: Oil
>>27222I saw a snake on a skateboard, once, when I was in Manhattan. Hey, snake! Snaaaaake!
>>27373I'm kind of taking liberties with some of these. Feel free to complain if I'm doing it wrong.>>27327Do you have a lower body for reference?
I would of course be a NPC, placed throughout the various levels of gameplay as a healing station.I'm found by following the smoketrail in the distance and heal players by hugging them.
I'm worried my design would look too similar to Larry's in sprite format....Oh well.I'd probably either be providing fourth wall commentary on the game or go on about monster breeding.I don't like insects much. At all.
>>27440I get the strange feeling I've goofed up on this picture somehow, but I can't tell where. Sorry, old chap - care to help me out here?>>27450That could be a problem. Do you have any fullbody references?
>>27439Clothes are for the weak.
>>27439I like it.>>27450If you look like me, we could be buddy-cops.
The only one I still have is the one Hellstroem made.
Alright, it's nearly 5am over here so I'm going to turn in. This is the WIP for Gentleman Bones. Princess Queen, I'll get started on yours tomorrow.
Weapon's dealer. Or person you go to for new missions/quests. I hate milk chocolate.
How about me.
Hmm, I'm gonna have to think about how I'm gonna do this.
>>27453I keep forgetting my tail. Just one of those things~
>>27457Fuckin' awesome!>>27458Who are you and why have I never seen you before.I want to make a big "family" photo of all the undead posters around here...I think it would be really neat.
>>27457From Bones and I.
>>27451Goofed up? They're great, all of your pixeldrawings are great.The second one is the one closest to the design, but the first has a nice clarity to it.Try more simplified black silhouette?Tie not a butterfly?This is only nitpickery, because it's effin' brilliant what you've done.
in case your wondering my head is a perfect rectangular prism shape. And given my penchant for research, pic spamming, I'd be the helpful tip guy you go to if you don't know where to go next. I also sell special extras!and I LOATHE credit shrinking. You know that thing networks do now so they can cram EVEN MORE COMMERCIALS into the show you're watching. Sometimes I like reading the voice credits!
>>27490Also, I've made myself a little Mario style map marker thingy for a series of post before.
>>27468I've posted here before. I even had a thread. Then I got busy. :I
>>27493Well I know who JUNK is, I just didn't recognize Roger. I really like your work. I'm following your deviantart account, and tried adding you to my contact list on MSN, but I didn't get an answer.:I
>>27495Really? ;A; I'm sorry! I don't remember getting a notification! I'm online now, so try again?
Generic, faceless enemy. Cannon fodder for the player. Makes random radio chatter sounds. Dislikes; Player Characters.
>>27542
what about me???
>>27547Do you have a fullbody reference? I'm in the middle of some other random drawfaggotry as well, so it won't be quick. Sorry!
>>27548That is a full body reference.
>>27549So is he like a puppet? I could draw a hole in the ground, with a giant arm coming out of it, and that arm is up Handjob's arse, so to speak?
Also, drew this in a drawfag thread.
>>27554Followed by this...
>>27555Followed by this parody of the cover for "Even A Monkey Can Draw Manga".
>>27556... I would actually buy this.I mean seriously. Do you know what kinds of shit Gabe and Tycho could mock with a book like this?"Alright you wanna get a popular webcomic out there? Easy! First we'll deal with the most common form. The funnies strip kind. Getting this to work is rather simple.""How? Genuinely funny jokes, expressive artwork? Good use of panel space?""What the fuck is wrong with you? You need to have two guys provide hilarious commentary on the latest pop-culture fad!""Pop-culture fad?""YEA! OK. Remember how in the 60's, everyone was into rock and roll and in the 70's it became disco and then in the 80's it became pogs? Well it's the 90's and 2000's now so the main event is VIDEOGAMES!""Ohhh! I see!""Exactly! Your two characters will provide random commentary on the latest video game. Make fun of it and shit.""How do you do that?""Well ain't it easy? Just remember: Videogames use all kinds of fucked up, stupid logic cause they're fucking games. All you have to do is try to provide some meta-game concepts into real world experience and BAM! You have comedic gold!"*we see a comic of some fantasy RPGers walking across screen*Guy with spikey hair: OK random monster. We will attack you consecutively in order. Waiting to begin and finish our attacks. Then you will take your turn attacking us in consecutive order.*copy+pasted panel with different dialogue bubble*Monster: But would it not be make more sense for us to simply attack each other in real world time as per the laws of physics tell us?*copy+pasted panel again*Spiker Haired Guy: Yes."Wow! I can't believe how easy it is to make a hilarious webcomic!""You see? With jokes like these, you can rake in millions of site viewers a day!""But what if I start loosing fanbase?""Don't worry. That just means your fans are loosing interest in videogame jokes.""What!? But you said videogame jokes would keep our comic rolling forever!""Yes. But you occasionally need to mix things up in order to provide some SENSATIONALISM.""Sensationalism?""Exactly! You see: people would normally expect a gaming webcomic to be exclusively about gaming! So nobody is surprised or discussing your comic on forums when you update with another videogame joke. In order to get people talking, you need to move from humor and into DRAMA.""Wait. Won't that be difficult? Moving from fart jokes and humor about illogical physics into something serious and dramatic?""Wrong! You need to remember: it isn't WHAT people are saying about your comic that matters. Simply that they're discussing your comic. And the best way to do that is to have some tragedy in there! Something really heartbreaking to get people saying 'wow I did not see this coming'!""... OK! What if one of the characters were to die!?""YOU MORON!""What?""You can't kill off one of your characters! Listen: if you kill off a side character then you won't make NEARLY that big an impact. Nobody cares when the I-pod kid or the girl who occasionally drops by to make witty remarks about the dudes infidelity gets the axe! There's no impact there!""But what if I kill off a main character?""Then you're falling straight into a trap. Your main characters are the people who'll be making witty comments and they must fill a certain niche. Each and every one of them. The protagonist, the snarker and the love interest.""What're those? And why can't I kill them off?""Because! The protagonist is you! He is the character you identify with most and the one you have the most emotional attachment to. The best shit happens to him even though he can be a complete and total douche bag. You can't kill HIM off because without him there is no comic! The snarker is also important because nobody will find your protagonist funny on his own. So you need another guy in there to comment on his stupid actions and point out just how stupid he is! Thus making comedic gold! Without him then there'd be no hilarious straight man comedy. The love interest is the female who'll rein in the other two, act as their nanny and inevitably fall for just how awesome your guy is. You can't kill her off because then you'll just have two dudes talking about videogames and that's the gayist shit ever!""But then if I can't kill any of them off, how can I make good drama?""The best way would be to kill a character who either hasn't been introduced yet or has had only a passing reference, but still has emotional attachment to one of the characters. But it must be SHOCKING. Something that will catch their attention.""What if one of the protagonists mothers was MURDERED!?""You fool! You'd have to explain WHO the murderer was, why he did it and somehow build a plot around that. That's way too much plot for a comic like this.""Ohhh!""The best answer is obvious: The love interest must MISCARRY!""AHH!""Only the death of an unborn child from the main character's love interest can affect the plot so little but deliver enough of a shock to the reading audience that they'll talk about it for ages!""It's perfect!""We have reached another step toward ruling the internet!"
>>27555For the love of all that is holy, moar.
>>27542Aces lad!
Don't mind the gigantism. It's the best picture I have. Drawn by Animal Guy.
>>27555Woooooah nelly, nice work, Endpiece! Here's a fullshot of me. I'd be a the annoying, reoccurring villain.
>>27591And, just for a lark, in slap-dash color!
I'm the guy who shows up to give you a motorcycle for the random vehicle sections!
>>27593That's... that's pretty cool, actually. Do you have a coloured version?
>>27594Nnnnnnnnnnope :D
I figure I might as well use this spot to put up some of my drawfag stuff, if that's alright. Saves the bother of making another thread.I finished that futa!Kari picture for @$$.
And I've just finished this as well... after 3 hours (!) - "Mohawk Storm vs Spiral in a knife-fight".
>>27624Neil Cicierega sees what you did there.
I'm a beige floating head about the size of a boulder.My drawvatar would be a good inanimate object, if nothing else. :O
>>27695Or an an enemy class.*A Rametarin appeared!*And then the palette-swapped versions are like, 'Irritated', 'Angry', 'Raging', 'Sociopathic'...
>>27697YOU FACE DEATH ITSELF IN THE FORM OF2 RAMETARINS4 RAMETARINSAND 1 RAMETARINSDO YOU RUN (R), FIGHT (F), OR PARLEY (P)?
I'd most likely be some tutorial dude.also, is that some /ss/ i spot?
Someone on 4chan seems to be doing a series of alphabet-themed drawfag threads- yesterday was the letter B.
The letter A, done several days too late. This alphabusiness is a mess so far.
Alright /draw/, I have a question for you. How do you draw a snatch while:1) maintaining accuracy to the form and2) without overrendering it and making it stand out badly compared to the rest of the body?Pic related.
>>27953You erase the bits you don't need if it gets over rendered. Alternatively render everything else to the same standard.
>>27967It's that simple!...it's that simple?Anyway, here's the final piece. Because I'm a dumbass, I'm going to try and finish the "D" picture and upload that onto DA first, THEN this, THEN the "F" picture, etc.
>>27989And a WIP of the "F" picture, because someone in one of /co/'s 'rolling threads' wanted to see it.
>>27991WITHOUT THE CENSOR BAR SHE COMPLETELY LACKS A NIPPLE WHAT THE F
>>27992It IS a work-in-progress. Sorry!
>>27991Oooh, I really like that body type. :D Looking forward to it. ;3
>>27989Nice. WTF censor bar. Is that A and E covered then?
>>28009April, Batman and Cleo are done (all on DA as well as this thread, except for C). Evangelyne is done. Frankie is being worked on as we speak, though it'll be finished by tomorrow when I start on G... whatever that'll be. As for D... I don't know what the hell I'm going to do. Maybe Deadeye Duck?
>>28010I think it's obvious that D is for Deadpool.
>>28083Any chance this is gonna be colored and ...nippled?
>>28132Hahaha!So not only am I still sitting on D, but G hasn't even been started and I still have to work on H. Not good. I figure H could be Harley and Ivy, but I'm not sure what to do for G.
I'm just going to get today's over and done with, then work on the others before the day runs out.J - for Jack, Samurai. Time: 4.5 hours. Can you believe that? Holy shit this looks like it was done in 5 minutes!
I've got a question to ask. How can I (1) do a tasteful picture of Gwen Tennyson when I (2) know next-to-nothing about the series? I don't know what to do with the girl!Anyway, way-belated D picture. Only need to go G, H, I, K and L now...!!
>>28282She's a saucy sidekick/cousin who harasses Ben when he gets too id-dominated and occasionally uses witchcraft.
>>28285>Ignore the failure known as Alien ForceYeah, about that...I'd kind of gotten into this thinking I should brush up on my toning? But after looking through Pax Bromana's thread again, I'm thinking I should cut down to more simpler shading again.
>>28330Sounds fair. I think that might be to do with the thick outlines contrasting with the blocky/watery toning. To compare, this is a really good artist for more blocky toning, particularly his "One A Day" pieces:http://saejinoh.deviantart.com/
Is this still going on?I'm not as well know as I'ld like to be, but this looks fun, so I'll toss in my five cents.Usually says: Why not come let the good doctor help you, how about a little surgery?Dislikes: Spiders.
>>28363>Is this still going on?Holy shit, the sprites! I'd forgotten all about them! brbAlso, new stuff.
id enjoy playing against a vorked mini-boss. he'd be awesome and while you were fighting him he'd make bizarre facial expressions. maybe him and batbro together dressed as blue beetle and booster gold? that'd be cool. what i hate about games today is the attempt to give multiple outcomes - im not anti-multiending but basically so many games rely on five choices that ultimately dont impact gameplay. a little less customization and a little more actual story could do wonders.
>>28364AAAATHIS IS SO DARLING!
>>28371I personally see a Vorked boss more like the Creepy Castle boss in DK 64.As in a huge cardboard cut out, save replace one image of King K Rool with a bunch of various poses he's made.
A quick shameless bump to let you guys know I'm dangerously close to 15,000 hits. The guy who screencaps the big number gets a request, in case you're interested. Otherwise I've still got a good few alphabet-drawfag pictures to work on - you can see the current folder for yourself by going into the gallery. Only 9 more to finish before Friday...!
>>28721Well, fuck. That was a lot faster than I expected. Congrats!
mook, Dolphin HJ, Mr B, Mindwipe, Singlet! Sorry for the indescribably-long wait! Your sprites!Shirou, MAtt! Sorry for the indescribably-long wait! Your sprites! ...need coloured references, sorry.
>>31023If you're still doing it, I'd love to have myself immortalized in sprite form.I'd probably be a name changer or something.I'd dislike numbers.
AM I too late to get on this, Endpiece?
>>31033Course not! ...got a colour reference?
Endpiece, I just want to tell you, that your versatility is a joy to behold.You're bloody brilliant.
>>31041Hellströem, I just want to tell you.... UPDATE MOAR, PLZ ♥ : 3
>>31040
"WHAT'S THE BUZZ?"The Hornets. Bastards come up in here like "OH HEY WE'RE COOLER THAN YOU LET'S DESTROY YOUR HIVE" and I'm like, "What the hell is your problem?!" then my house is on fire and I'm forced to live on the streets.
>>31116Awesome
I'd love to see a more complete picture of what you're up to Endpiece.Also, you have any love towards the wackiness over here? >>>/coc/12041
>>31118>I'd love to see a more complete picture of what you're up to Endpiece.Just sprites, to be honest.>Also, you have any love towards the wackiness over here?Fuckload of extra possibly-needless work = nooooo thank you
>>31119Heh, s'alright. I just wondered about a way to contribute indirectly.Keep up the good work as you will.
>>31116Niiiiiiiiiiice.