>>873

Yes.

>>873

Oh geez. Can we post futa on male here? If so... This might be my favorite board ever.

Does anybody have any Kurt/Logan? In the Claremont era they were totally shippable.

>>2091

I've seen this, and I've always wondered why he looks so pissed at the prospect of naked Nightcrawler.

>>2128

He sees vagina.

>>2129

Aw, but he loves vagina. You wouldn't think it would be a problem.

>>2128
>Not now, Kurt. I want to watch TV.

>>2181

Really, my favorite characterizations of Kurt would be like "so fuck me from behind, I want to watch too".

>>3974

Patrick Fillion is the curse of anybody who wants to do a gay comic that's anything but stupid jokes, giant schlongs, and Lovecraftian anatomy. You'd think a gay man would understand that INHUMANLY HUGE isn't always better.

>>4048

You know, I once brought up on some forum how retarded Fillion penis looks and how it pretty much gimps them and makes them incapable of any kind of movement, which is strange especially because a lot of the plots are action based, but also decreases hotness because I couldn't really picture them running around and junk without picturing their junk bobbing all over the place... The only reply I got was "shut up, giant wang is hawt."

I don't remember where this was exactly but I'm sure I've never been back.

>>4064

Have you seen Shivers the clown? If we can tell which way you tuck in freakin' CLOWN PANTS, it's time to get some kind of reduction surgery.

>>4048
The problem is that he's clearly a size queen. You know that's not a term you get to use often.

Came for the blue german wang, stayed for the gigantic cock discussion.

>>4118
Wow, Soltian. I knew her about 4 years ago! Her work has gotten quite sexy.

>>4081

You know, I can understand giant dick on demons, and hell, even superheroes, but CLOWNS? That's just... disturbing.

>>4137 This thread is not about clowns.

>>603

this one shows up every time. This was actually a gift to me many many years ago. :3

>>7024

You should ask for more gifts.

well why not

>>7302

yes.

>>7302

Now there's the right way to use a tongue like that.

>>7302

is anyone out there willing to WRITE ME THIS.!?!?!?

not much but... uh


here.

------------------------------------------

Muscular thighs tightened when that spade-tipped tail stroked against them, the owner making a small, strangled sound into the mouth of his attacker. Todd's head tipped back and he surrendered his neck to the other's biting. Sharp fangs clicked against one another and Kurt's black lips vibrated against his pulse with a growl. Those lips parting to allow a slick, too pink tongue to trace the throb of his heartbeat so obvious in the rise of his throbbing pulse. The taller boy's lips pressed hard to the side of Todd's neck, then parted and allowed him to continue licking and sucking all along the skin there. His tail lashed petulantly behind him and his breath came out hot and fast from flared nostrils. He growled again, and this time Todd whined throatily in response. That was all he could manage, the seldom molested teen wasn't exactly used to that kind of attention, especially from the mutant he loved to tended to fight one on one with the most. It was almost as if his enjoyment of tormenting the other had somehow been his intense attraction to the other manifesting itself poorly, like a mean pre-teen on the playground, always pulling one pretty girl's hair simply because he liked her. His heart raced when Kurt closed the gap between them, pressing his thinner, but much more obviously trained torso against the slumping form of his own body. He inhaled sharply, a strange fingered hand making purchase on his stomach of all places. He swallowed back another groan when they traveled south and fisted almost painfully in the crotch of his dirty jeans, catching his already hard dick in the process. "GAH! Nah' so hard, man!" He managed to squeak out, eyes closed, cheeks flushed with fresh embarrassment. Kurt only smirked toothily and mumbled something in german at him that could only be some sort of snotty insult. He felt his face get hot. "Fuck you, Fuzzy!" Todd stiffened against the other, ready for a fight. But the fight never came. Kurt snapped at his nose and smirked harder. "Fuck me? Hmm?" He gave a brief, serious JIGGLE of his fist that was still at his groin. "Fuck me, is that what ju vant?" Todd's mouth gaped at him... he was so challenging, he couldn't stand it. He bowed his arms and lifted to the other, chest out, breathing against black, pursed lips. "Yeah, I wanna fuck yah, thats wat I fuckin' said."

I've been rewatching X-men: Evolution, and I must say that I need more of delicious jb Kurt.

evo doodle

blue and furry probably should not turn me on so bad

although, speaking of, I'd do Beast as well.

OH DID SOMEONE SAY BEAST?


(this isn't mine so don't bitch to me about anatomic improbabilities.)

>>8012

This is awesome.

>>8016

Those look an awful lot like tits.

>>8249

I...I...what? That...does not compute...

>>8249
arrrgh what the hell

>>8247

llove it

spoiler for bi-way.

spoiler for bi-way.

Package get

>>11475 BOO HISS

logurt^^

This thread needs Kurt/Colossus.

I go to sleep and when I wake up, I find myself presented with my greatest addiction... I love you all so much... Thank you for feeding my fuzzy blue elf addiction!

>>16450
And you asked for Piotr and Kurt? >=3

>>16480

Figures I didn't attach the file right. >_< Here it is.

>>7263
On the one hand, Excalibur. On the other... dear god what

>>17920

agreed. this pairing could work though.

lame bump

>>20381
This amuses me to no end... And I'm not sure exactly why...

And I present a little more Kurt/Todd... Because I'm a dork like that.

obligatory.

No.20381

Awww! I want MORE!!!

>>20455
That was the straightest gay sex I ever read. D:

Sage for nothing to contribute and being a dick

>>20455 unf

I think Alistair should familiarise himself with Kurt's dental formations.

>>20572

And I thought Excalibur had no decent pairings...

>>20978
No decent fandom is more like it. If anyone could link me up to prove me wrong, by all means, please do.
Alistaire is a cutie.

>>20475
Here

>>21010

something we should all work to erect

>>21019
>>erect

lol

Also, this is needed.

http://www.logurt.webs.com/
http://mvslash.tripod.com/oneshots/Die_Bier.htm

>>21571

these comics are adorable

>>2091
Found accompanying fic
http://teland.com/likethis.html

>>22928

bizarro kurt is also hot.

I know this forum is for comics/cartoons, but is there any movie Nightcrawler pics? Alan Cumming does things to me.

>>25998
lol cumming

>>27422

this is fucking awesome.

>>602
I love how it's actually Cockrum who drew this.

>>27492

and this. >>848

too bad he censored it.

>>27665
If you look reeeeal close...
But whatever, Cockrum was still an awesome lad and I wish he had put the porn he did of Kurt and Storm online.

All your fault, /coq/

>>28356

fffffff hot.

>>28356

agreed

>>28362>>28780
Thanks guys. This thread deserves more content.

Kink meme thing from ages ago:

http://mi-thirteen.livejournal.com/9261.html

>>29048
>Nightcrawler/Captain Britain
Ughn, fuck yes.

Alas, no porn, but at least bow tie.

I took the liberty of 'cleaning' the third pic of the thread. The official art by Byrne that he censored himself. If you look closely, you can see that some of the ink around his junk was added later. It's a different shade. So I cleaned all of that out and left the outline that was still hidden underneath. Enjoy.

>>29297
It's Cockrum.
Anyways, nice job

Well, someone up for Nightcrawler as a saloon hostess/Captain Britain?

>>30926
Weirdest thing I've ever drawn, hands down.

>>31082

this is a terrific way to start my morning.

>>600

any info on op's picture?

Don't mind me, just drawfagging it up.

Forever Kurt is such a cutie.

>>31682
>Daken
OH SNAP.

Fandom bicycle, you say? What's it take to get a little Nightcrawler/Northstar up in here?

>>31683
Oh snap, how could I forget about Northstar. Might add him later.

>>32046

unf.

>>32306
It's comments like these I drawfag for :3

>>32046
DOSE CHINS

Question being, will the thread outlive the elf?

>>34366
okay, ignoring what's ACTUALLY happening, "like a hot iron in my...." is a VERY suggestive phrase.

Torn right out of a badly written, smilie-ridden slash fic.

>>34391
What IS actually happening? Psychic attack or something?

>>34394
... while he's drowning?

>>34459
Didn't even notice the bubbles. Anyone know what it's from?

Needs more domKurt.

>>35495
Yes plz

Logurt dump!

This time with less tits.

Done.

>>36585
Proceed.

>>36585
It's even funnier on DA: http://basket-of-rainbows.deviantart.com/art/Something-sexy-for-Arryn-156627172

>>34394
He's having a seizure. It's from his last solo title.

Could any of you hit me up with some fic? Comicverse preferred.
Meanwhile, sharing this: http://archiveofourown.org/works/28415

Saying hi from the Daken thread.

Bumping in loving memory.

>>37467

Is it reasonable to want porn of Kurt giving Wolverine an hj using Callisto's arm now that it's impaled through his chest, or is it too soon?

BALLS

>>39492

dem balls.

there was a picture of toad and nightcrawler tied up in their underwear and a message on them that say "Don't open till Christmas" it was hot as hell. Does anyone have that picture?

>>7263
I will need source on this. It both terrifies and fascinates me.

>>40422

artist is bruno from the ib4f bara board I think

>>29172
Found this: http://lubakmetyk.infinology.net/others/saille/dilemma.txt

Anon, you disappoint me.
He has a prehensile tail.
SPADED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Goddamn. Moar porn.
(Also, has it occurred to anyone that he's not that human looking? And that his dad is basically an incubus? Why does he have a normal dick? Just sayin'.)

>>44433
It just occurred to me that I've never seen double dick pics of Nightcrawler. Or did fandom just decide to ignore Austen all together?

>>44488
It was a joke, not an official statement and never established in the comics.
I still would like to see a double dick.

>>44499
>never established in the comics
Like fans have limits.

Hang on hang on
Double dick or knot-dick?
or double knot-dick? Prompt me, anon. PROMPT ME I SAY
We need some voting here
Okay you listening
three choices
dick with knot, dicks, or dicks with knots
man I am scared for whoever he fucks

>>44499
I could have sworn they made a joke about it in Excalibur

>>45001
actually Chuck Austen said he did.

But fuck that guy, worst writer for comics ever.

>>44996
Just dicks please.

bump

Bump for prehensile tail.

>>49153
Haven't seen art yet, but one of these chapters (damned if I remember which) has the tail put to good use.
http://treu.slashfactory.com/

>>29172

is it bad I want kurt/brian/meggan fic?

>>50873
You made me wonder if Meggan can shapeshift into a man.

>>52046

You've just blown my mind

>>53195

these are gorgeous and dem abs.

>>56884
Welp, thread over.

.....No Kurt/Peter Parker?
D: I was looking forward to that.

>>56930
I share your sad.