>>873Yes.
>>873Oh geez. Can we post futa on male here? If so... This might be my favorite board ever.
Does anybody have any Kurt/Logan? In the Claremont era they were totally shippable.
>>2091I've seen this, and I've always wondered why he looks so pissed at the prospect of naked Nightcrawler.
>>2128He sees vagina.
>>2129Aw, but he loves vagina. You wouldn't think it would be a problem.
>>2128>Not now, Kurt. I want to watch TV.
>>2181Really, my favorite characterizations of Kurt would be like "so fuck me from behind, I want to watch too".
>>3974Patrick Fillion is the curse of anybody who wants to do a gay comic that's anything but stupid jokes, giant schlongs, and Lovecraftian anatomy. You'd think a gay man would understand that INHUMANLY HUGE isn't always better.
>>4048You know, I once brought up on some forum how retarded Fillion penis looks and how it pretty much gimps them and makes them incapable of any kind of movement, which is strange especially because a lot of the plots are action based, but also decreases hotness because I couldn't really picture them running around and junk without picturing their junk bobbing all over the place... The only reply I got was "shut up, giant wang is hawt."I don't remember where this was exactly but I'm sure I've never been back.
>>4064Have you seen Shivers the clown? If we can tell which way you tuck in freakin' CLOWN PANTS, it's time to get some kind of reduction surgery.
>>4048The problem is that he's clearly a size queen. You know that's not a term you get to use often.
Came for the blue german wang, stayed for the gigantic cock discussion.
>>4118Wow, Soltian. I knew her about 4 years ago! Her work has gotten quite sexy.
>>4081You know, I can understand giant dick on demons, and hell, even superheroes, but CLOWNS? That's just... disturbing.
>>4137 This thread is not about clowns.
>>603this one shows up every time. This was actually a gift to me many many years ago. :3
>>7024You should ask for more gifts.
well why not
>>7302yes.
>>7302Now there's the right way to use a tongue like that.
>>7302is anyone out there willing to WRITE ME THIS.!?!?!?
not much but... uhhere.------------------------------------------Muscular thighs tightened when that spade-tipped tail stroked against them, the owner making a small, strangled sound into the mouth of his attacker. Todd's head tipped back and he surrendered his neck to the other's biting. Sharp fangs clicked against one another and Kurt's black lips vibrated against his pulse with a growl. Those lips parting to allow a slick, too pink tongue to trace the throb of his heartbeat so obvious in the rise of his throbbing pulse. The taller boy's lips pressed hard to the side of Todd's neck, then parted and allowed him to continue licking and sucking all along the skin there. His tail lashed petulantly behind him and his breath came out hot and fast from flared nostrils. He growled again, and this time Todd whined throatily in response. That was all he could manage, the seldom molested teen wasn't exactly used to that kind of attention, especially from the mutant he loved to tended to fight one on one with the most. It was almost as if his enjoyment of tormenting the other had somehow been his intense attraction to the other manifesting itself poorly, like a mean pre-teen on the playground, always pulling one pretty girl's hair simply because he liked her. His heart raced when Kurt closed the gap between them, pressing his thinner, but much more obviously trained torso against the slumping form of his own body. He inhaled sharply, a strange fingered hand making purchase on his stomach of all places. He swallowed back another groan when they traveled south and fisted almost painfully in the crotch of his dirty jeans, catching his already hard dick in the process. "GAH! Nah' so hard, man!" He managed to squeak out, eyes closed, cheeks flushed with fresh embarrassment. Kurt only smirked toothily and mumbled something in german at him that could only be some sort of snotty insult. He felt his face get hot. "Fuck you, Fuzzy!" Todd stiffened against the other, ready for a fight. But the fight never came. Kurt snapped at his nose and smirked harder. "Fuck me? Hmm?" He gave a brief, serious JIGGLE of his fist that was still at his groin. "Fuck me, is that what ju vant?" Todd's mouth gaped at him... he was so challenging, he couldn't stand it. He bowed his arms and lifted to the other, chest out, breathing against black, pursed lips. "Yeah, I wanna fuck yah, thats wat I fuckin' said."
I've been rewatching X-men: Evolution, and I must say that I need more of delicious jb Kurt.
evo doodle
blue and furry probably should not turn me on so badalthough, speaking of, I'd do Beast as well.
OH DID SOMEONE SAY BEAST?(this isn't mine so don't bitch to me about anatomic improbabilities.)
>>8012This is awesome.>>8016Those look an awful lot like tits.
>>8249I...I...what? That...does not compute...
>>8249arrrgh what the hell
>>8247llove it
spoiler for bi-way.
Package get
>>11475 BOO HISS
logurt^^
This thread needs Kurt/Colossus.
I go to sleep and when I wake up, I find myself presented with my greatest addiction... I love you all so much... Thank you for feeding my fuzzy blue elf addiction!>>16450And you asked for Piotr and Kurt? >=3
>>16480Figures I didn't attach the file right. >_< Here it is.
>>7263On the one hand, Excalibur. On the other... dear god what
>>17920agreed. this pairing could work though.
lame bump
>>20381This amuses me to no end... And I'm not sure exactly why... And I present a little more Kurt/Todd... Because I'm a dork like that.
obligatory.
No.20381Awww! I want MORE!!!
>>20455That was the straightest gay sex I ever read. D:Sage for nothing to contribute and being a dick
>>20455 unf
I think Alistair should familiarise himself with Kurt's dental formations.
>>20572And I thought Excalibur had no decent pairings...
>>20978No decent fandom is more like it. If anyone could link me up to prove me wrong, by all means, please do.Alistaire is a cutie.>>20475Here
>>21010something we should all work to erect
>>21019>>erectlol
Also, this is needed.