Made a new thread because I'm impatient and Tsuin just posted this gem in the other thread.

>>55243
Why thank you dear,
I'll try and make some more marker-pics for now! ;)

Fuck that's a good starting image :o

>>55278

God, for some reason now I'm really starting to ship them. I want to actually see them have a conversation in canon though, instead of Eridan just talking about the fact that he talks to Karkat.

Maybe someday...

>>55279
I've kinda been hoping for the same thing, too. :B

Also here's a thing from mspachan that I really liked.

>>55282
I saw that one! Lovely face!

>>55282
Ooooooh. Uncertainty, and handcuffs.

>>55282
Whoa I didn't even see the handcuffs. Nice. That made it about 3.5 times better for me.

>>55282
Haha oh my goodness!
Makes me want to continue the Tavros and Equius suck off-a-thon picutre I did a while back

I had a whole idea behind this, but it was kind of underdeveloped. Anyway, here, I worked hard on this one. <3

Oh god how did this get here. I am not good with computer

----

Tavros isn’t sure what this guy was doing in his room, mostly because they’re in a lab in the middle of an asteroid belt so there is no way he could have gotten here via normal means. Maybe the same way they got in, but he looks nothing like a troll however hard he’s trying, which isn’t very. It’s difficult for someone to look like they’re making an effort when they are chuckling maniacally under their breath about bullies and something named Falcor, and sitting on a pile of clothes. The man’s eyes are bright and his lips are too voluptuous to remain unnoticed. He’s wearing Kanaya’s exact symbol on his shirt and his hair looks far too black to be normal. There’s grey paint smeared, presumably, all over his body and his horns are obviously attached to a headband with one of them suspiciously missing.

Tavros finds it clutched loosely in one of the false-troll’s hands while the other fiddles mindlessly with the fabric of one of Tavros’ shirts. Then he is standing over the taurian troll, griping the armrests of his chair and staring at him, looking straight into his eyes. “Did you know that I made you?” He murmurs, and that’s when Tavros knows that this guy is obviously back-asswards insane. “Um, I don’t know who you are and you don’t really, uh, look like a Mother Grub.” He sputters out. The man just gives a sort of half smile, the expression seeming out of place with his large lips. “Not like that. I crafted you from the brilliance that is my imagination.” He steps forward a little, bending down so that his face is at level with Tavros’. “I spun the cotton that was your personality into the thread that is yourself. Weaved you together into a strong mesh of fabric and attached you to the great mystical quilt that is your world, your universe, your very existence. I’m Andrew Motherfucking Hussie, and I am the seamstress of your reality. Or whatever the male-oriented word for seamstress is.”

Before Tavros can speak, can say “Hello Mr. Hussie. I think you’re, um, a little crazy”, the creator has already pressed their lips together roughly. His fangs clack against human’s duller teeth and their lips don’t mesh together quite right. It’s sloppy, and when they break the kiss, there is the smallest string of saliva linking them together before Andrew breaks it with a swipe of his tongue and it lands down the side of Tavros’ mouth. He frowns a bit and swipes at it with a finger, smearing it but not quiet getting rid of it. Andrew is too earnest and Tavros is too naïve and curious stop him. The troll has questions for someone who claims they’re his Maker . “If you’re, uh, actually the creator or something then…” He trails off, biting his lower lip while he tried to pull his words together into something comprehensible. “Why do I get hurt so much? Why me?” Tavros tilts his head to one side and Hussie mimics him, that odd half-smile working his way across his face again.

“I think it’s funny.” It’s the worst answer he can possibly give and Andrew knows it. “I like it when you suffer. I think you’re /pulchritudinous/ when you’re in miserable.” Pulchritudinous. He’s not sure what the word means, though it’s not Andrew’s vocabulary that he latches onto. It’s the way he says that word, lets it roll off his tongue like laminated silk or something else nonsensically smooth. It’s that word that he latches onto, out of everything that’s been said. For reasons he can’t explain, ‘pulchritudinous’ makes him feel special. “Really?” Hussie shrugs off-handedly at his question, “Sure, why not.” Then they kiss again and it’s better this time than t was before. Maybe because he’s less hesitant, or maybe because he can feel Andrew sneak his hands under his shirt, bunching it up at the abdominals and pressing his fingers into skin.

His hands slide up Tavros’ shirt and he swipes the pads of his thumbs over the nubs of flesh he finds there, pinching and tugging softly until they harden. When Andrew dips his head down and closes his luxurious lips around one pebbled nipple, Tavros’ hands spasm on the armrests of his chair, clenching and unclenching the foam covered armrests sporadically. Hussie grazes against it with his teeth before moving on to the other one. Tavros drags his fingers though Hussie’s hair and completely messes it up when he tries to curl his hands into fists so he has something to hold on to while Andrew slinks closer and closer to the waistband of his pants.

He drags blunt nails down Tavros’ sides, making him squirm in his chair, obviously torn between arousal and discomfort. The expressions moving across his face make Hussie laugh, a sound that isn’t quite as carefree as Tavros thinks a laugh should be. He isn’t a benevolent creator, it’s obvious from the glint in his eyes and the roughness inherent in the way he palms Tavros though his pants and briefs. He unbuttons the pants and pulls the zipper down slowly, reaching a hand in to rub slowly across the cloth covered bulge, sliding his thumb across the slowly expanding patch of wetness covering his cockhead.

“Hey kid?”

“Ummnnn” He murmurs, bucking into Andrew’s hand. “ Wha?” The half-word tumbles out as a slur.

“Think fast.”

Then Hussie’s hand is well out of his pants and both limbs are on one side of the wheelchair, tipping it over onto the floor. Tavros flails while it goes down, hitting the floor with clatter while he turns his head to avoid breaking a horn. “I could fix it if you did, you know.” The man says matter-of-factly, and for a glimmering moment Tavros thinks Andrew is talking about fixing his legs. He wants to kiss hime more, even if he does taste like paint. “Just draw you with a new one. Not that I would.” Tavros frowns after that, realizing that fixing his legs is not the human’s intentions. He’s sprawled on the floor, half out of his chair, and his bone bulge is wilting just as fast as this guy is revealing how- “I’m not crazy. It’s easier like this anyway. Just funny to see you fall out is all.”

He drags Tavros fully out of the chair, laying him down on the floor and straddling his hips, pulling up his shirt to tug and tweak the small nubs on his chest. Tavros squeaks, trying to lift his head up to see what the so-called creator is doing, only for the bunched up shirt to get in the way and the fake-troll to spare a hand to push his head back down. “Don’t look at me while I’m working.” It’s more of an order than it is a statement, and he’s suddenly very interested in looking at his ceiling until the backs of his eyelids take priority when he feels Andrew pull his pants down and off, throwing them to the side carelessly. It’s going to be an ordeal to retrieve them when he leaves.

It’s several minutes of waiting while Andrew stares at him analytically and he opens his eyes for a peek (“Close ‘em”), before snapping them shut so fast he barely registers the motion. After a while, he feels a tongue lick it’s way up to the very tip of his manhood before luxuriously moist lips catch just right on the head of his prick before taking it in completely. Tavros can feel himself being slowly pulled in more and more, tongue moving just right against the thick vein on the underside of his swollen member. He lets out small sounds, moans and sighs which he didn’t know he was holding in. He wishes more than anything to be able buck his hips properly and when Hussie chuckles at seemingly nothing and chokes a bit, the feeling is amazing.

Andrew pulls off and laps at Tavros’ cockhead, licking up pre-cum which he wills to taste at least slightly pleasant, like a Toblerone. It works well enough for him to taste a hint of chocolate. “This is rather ludicrous.” He murmurs against the flesh before taking it back into his mouth and sucking hard enough for his cheeks to hollow. Above him, he hears Tavros managing choke on several noises at once, an awkward feat he’s well suited to accomplish. Andrew pulls off slowly before bobbing his head at a reasonable pace, moving his tongue against the prick in his mouth. From the corner of his eyes he sees Tavros inching a hand toward his head again, intending to weave it though his hair. He stares at it out of the corner of his eye until it stops dead in its tracks and grips at the floor, fingertips pressing hard against the surface until the troll curls his digits and his fingernails leave shallow gouges in the flooring.

He comes in several pulses, his orgasm dragging itself out to an unusually long time and leaving him completely spent. Andrew’s head pops into his vision a few moments later while he’s still enjoying his afterglow. “So there. Don’t say I never let you have your moments. You just got blown by an all powerful deity buddy. Not that you’ll remember it.” He pats the troll on the head and smirks at the dreamy and completely lost look that makes its way across his face. Tavros’ feels his eyes slowly shutting and he tries to force himself to keep them open, to see what this Andrew Hussie does next. He sees a large window appear, thick length of cable looping around it and jutting out of it in all directions. Eventually it flickers on and tavros sees him turn towards it, but he falls asleep before he hears what Andrew has to say.

“Don’t you have better things you could be doing right now than reading porn?”

>>55324
I am not a fan necessarily of the pairing, but due to my other theories involving Karkat and Jack, it loops RIGHT back around and suddenly I like every other picture.

Like this one. This one is excellent. And I hope you stick around.

>>55322

Oh my god it happened. And it's fucking beautiful. Loved the ending, Tavros' reactions, everything XD

>>55322
Ffffffff.
This is brilliant. There are no words.

>>55324
I love the subject matter a lot.
But the penis is upside down.

>>55377
Oh jeez I am a fucking retard. Brb fixing.

>>55322
This is fucking hilarious and twisted.

>>55319
This is gorgeous! I love the way you color, so much. And I never used to like Equius much before you came along.

>>55322
Yeeessss. <3
All of my OTPs now include Hussie in some way.

>>55322
This is really creepy, if you think of it as AH going batshit and falling into a self-aggrandizing delusion that he is inside the Homestuck-verse. But yeah, shit's awesome. It's like AH's mind is MS Painting Tavros' sexuality into creation.

All this Hussieslash is the best backlash punishment for his extended meta-shenanigans.

just dropping by to share the gayest thing the fandom will ever see

http://www.mspachan.net/afic/res/172.html

>>55378
I think I fixed it. I can't really tell.

>>55322
Holy shit. You are the star. It's you.

>>55434
Yes, this is probably the hardest I've laughed at fanfiction in a long time.

I am... glad you guys liked that.
I think.

>>55434
>I AM BITING A DICK VERY ANGRILY.

Have a poorly photographed drawing of some rule 63. :D
...
:c
(it's not even porn)

>>55452

Ooooh!
More plz?

>>55454
I stuck a Gamzee x Tavros R63 drawing in /pco/. c:
I can't wait to get to a scannerrrr hrrarghh

>>55452
THAT KARKAT
AHAHAHA, oh that hair, he looks so pissed at being a girl. And probably at not having horns? They are nubby little things anyway, and he probably forgets he has them.

MaleVriska: Looks like an ass, appropriately.
MaleNepeta: Looks AWESOME.
MaleTerezi: Looks like a TERRIFYING CREEPER. Or at least a character I would expect to see in something by Satoshi Kon. So creepy.

>>55457
FUCK YOU KARKAT AND YOUR GOD DAMN HORNS AUGH
(I will draw them in now, though, nurp)
I think Terezi would be a total creeper. She is BEST.

>>55434

I've lawled harder, but not in a long long long long time

MOAR!

I was wondering everyone's preference in porn,:particularly in fanfic.

Do you guys prefer "dirty typing," with terms like "cock" "dick" "pussy" ect
Or do you like to tidy it up with words like "length" "hardness" "wetness" ect

I was just wondering out of curiosity!
What terms do you deem appropriate, or do you like to see, in your pr0nfanfic?

>>55434
Wizards are cool and all, but the first couple paragraphs were fuckin' swollen with awesome. It was like reading a bathroom stall door at troll high school.

>>55486
Both.

My first smut contribution was basically just a really explicit pesterlog between Vriska and Karkat. Mostly it was just a way for me to break into the smut part of the fandom, which I had a large appreciation for. And it was filled with more than a few synonyms for penis, but I don't think I even used an actual word in place of "pussy"; I just referenced that it was there and was done with it.

Subsequently, my next story was cleaner than that, and the next one even more clean, but each more explicit and graphic than the last, or at least that was what I going for: describing a very intimate, very sexual scene without using the same old dialog.

...I'm kind of curious whether or not I'm succeeding, but I don't stop long enough to think about it.

However, since my next contribution is going to be something with Kanaya/Vriska, I have to reconsider my vernacular and writing style. I've never written a girl/girl scene. Period. So it's tough for me to actually decide on how I want to handle it. I never really have a preference with what type of language I use in a fic, I just use whatever seems most appropriate for the kind of scene I'm going for. Vriska's seduction was incredibly dirty and underhanded, so it had to be dirty. Karkat/Sollux, however, was inevitable, and so I had to give it it's due.

I don't know if that made any sense to anybody but me.

>>55486
I don't mind seeing a mix of both. What really throws me off is when there are way too many euphemisms. It's like epithets, kind of: stick to a few but don't overdo it.

Also, I actually prefer actions being written out more than being told that throbbing, weeping lengths are continuously plundering nether lips. Leave something to the imagination. bluh bluh back to lurking.

>>55463

We actually did another one, but I think it got eaten by google docs TOS. Which is a combination of a shame and a relief because it was seriously bad even for us

and we had trolls typing out the lyrics to Jizz In My Pants at one point.

>>55507

I agree with you here, I have a tendency to get completely lost when trying to write porn because it's hard to strike that line between evocative and horrifying. I kind of prefer a little euphemism but I still use "cock" and "dick" because "penis" is too clinical and most other slang for dicks is just too much.

>>55486
For me, it depends on the context of the story. A dirty story should probably have dirty words, and a cleaner/fluffier story, not so much. The language referring to sex organs in a fic never really ruffles me much anyway..

I found this.
And then I came.

>>55557
Lovely. Uh, the picture that is.

I mean good lord man, those HIPS. And a lot of other things about the picture. Thank you for reposting this~

>>55557
Yeah, that's the sexiest crossdressing Equius I've seen. Startin' to become a lot more comfortable with this kink.

>>55562
You weren't before? I always thought the pictures Katie did for "Miracle Boy" of him in a dress were pretty nice, though this picture definitely paints him in a less submissive light. though, two things I just noticed about the picture: His figure looks like it's been shaped by years of wearing a corset. And Equius in a corset is a lovely image.

Second thing: there's a horseshoe there I don't even when did that get there.

>>55557
Damn that's sexy! I could never get enough crossdressing Equius- EVER!

>>55565
Dammit now I feel like I gotta draw him in a corset now!

>>55532
And Awwwwww how sweet! c: I love how young you make them look Tsu! <3

Third time posting art means its time to namefag, I guess. (I'm the asshole who drew >>54657 and >>54833 )

Bathtime for Tavros! With help from Tinkerbull. Kind of embarrassing to still be getting bathed by his lusus -- he's not a larva for crying out loud. He's six whole solar sweeps, okay! But it really would be an ordeal if he tried to do it all by himself. Sigh.

>>55574

awww a bubble popped on his horn :3

I'm just not seein the porn here, it's so cute

>>55575 Yeah, sorry for lack of dick. But somehow the nakedness pushed me to post here instead of /co/.

>>55576

No, don't apologize dude! I just meant I don't get why it's posted in a porn thread, but you're right. The regular thread probably doesn't want Tavros bath pictures even if they are adorable as fuck awww his little face. :3

>>55574
so much cute
8 w8

Jesus that OP pic is gorgeous.

>>55574

I just had an adoraneurysm.

>>55574
Awwwwwww! Tinkerbull is so tiiiiny! <3

>>55574
jesus, this is the cutest thing ever

OOPS LOL I AM SNICKERING LIKE A FIEND. SEE THAT LITTLE SILLY?

Also I love everything in here.

>>55614

ok ii love everythiing about thiis piic

moar anon, moar!

>>55434

well you definitely didn't lie. that was the gayest thing I've ever read in this fandom.

also one of the funniest

>>55613
hehehehehe
I didn't notice until now.

>>55614
Awww, hehe. :3 This is cute.

Katie, if you're going to draw more Rule 63 stuff for this board, consider the following: male Kanaya would be the most fabulous troll in the history of Alternia.

>>55662

My God. It may even out-gay that aged up Tavros picture.

>>55664>>55662
Holy SHIT I have to do this now. 80

>>55644
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Who ever drew this needs their dick sucked..NOW

I've never seen this pairing before. Boy howdy trolls with glasses fucking eachother sure is delicious.

>>55644
Something about them still wearing their shirts is really making this pic extra YES.

But, as much as I am ok with Sollux having twin cocks, I need to see his bifurcation express itself as a DP fetish instead. (i.e. bifurcation from the bottom, instead of the top)

Hey guys,

This is totally random, which threesome would you rather see, Team Blue (SolluxXEquiusXEridan) or Team Royal (GamzeeXEquiusXEridan)?

I'd say blue, it's sort of hard to find Sollux porn that isn't him/Karkat

not that I'm complaining, but different is good! :D

>>55319

I think this kind of got lost in the shuffle, but I meant to ask about the story behind it. Why's Equius so beaten up? Is he high on slime?

>>55714
I was wondering this too...
The vague and probably incorrect story that I made up for it was that Gamzee got Equius to try Sopor Slime but he had a bad reaction to it and flipped the fuck out. He got hurt whilst on a trip and now Gamzee is making him feel better.

>>55712
I want to say team royal just because I love Gamzee so much. But more Sollux/anyone who isn't Karkat is always good, too. :B
>>55674
I love his blank expression, hahaha

>>55712
Team Royal Team Royal Team Royal

>>55714
This could work. <: >>55715

Just found this on dA and wondered why the hell I haven;t seen it posted here yet. c:

>>55712
Team Royal... because I can't say "no" to a pairing with Equius, Gamzee AND Eridan in it! c:

>>55734
yessssssssssss

Jack is lookin' a little bit Voldemort there but I can handle that *a* there needs to be more jack/karkat.

>>55736

I would have to agree there, man. They be blood brothers. Or something. pfft.
By the by. This person's art is AMAZING ;u;
(yes, I went kind of stalkery and looked her up on DA. She draws one of the cutest Nepetas I've ever seen ;u; )

By the way, on the Team Blue vs. Team Royal debate, I should point out that if you guys go with Team Blue, there has the potential to be a Team Red image, too xD

Depending on how lazy I am and whether or not I actually finish the Team Blue/Royal picture. (I've gotten the Eridan and the Equius done. Just need the last one....)

...but then again, if we go with Team Royal, there's always Team Shit-for-Blood... =u=

>>55739
"Team Shit-for-blood"
Would that be by any chance Karkat+Sollux+Tavros? >v<

>>55736
>Jack is lookin' a little bit Voldemort
http://nedroid.com/2009/06/dating-faux-pas/

>>55750
I would have to say yes.
Their blood isn't that bad, actually. Well, at least, Sollux's isn't. But still, they get Team Shit-for-blood because Team Peasants sounds dumb xD

I'll have to work out their team dynamics later, haha xD

Should I?

>>55756
YOU SHOULD.
OHGOD YOU SHOULD.

>>55756

YES.

>>55750
Hah I'm starting to feel fairly played out, being hardcore team KarkatxSollux, but your name for it and... introduction of other trolls... makes me feel less so...

>>55750

I, for one, understand how you feel. I get like that with my favorite pairings too!

>>55762
>>55763

Eeg D:
Sorry if I happened to offend :/
Definitely didn't mean it that way, at least. I was just a little excited, is all, since, well, this is going to be the first time I'm actually attempting to draw three people together in such a situation. I didn't want to leave the other three out, and I didn't want to put 6 people in one picture, so I figured I'd set teams for the both of them, and hopefully finish both pictures.

The terrible team names are just that: Terrible names. Although I do like to think that the second name has a bit of Hussie flair to it, but I'm probably just inflating my already overinflated ego, haha. Either way, it was probably more abrasive than it should've been, so I'm sorry if that rubbed you guys the wrong way :/

I may not be a big fan of KarkatxSollux, but I do acknowledge that pairing as one of the more convincing ones. However, these pictures don't really take into account the general stories behind who's in them. It's just a chance for me to try and work with a whole bunch of different personalities and poses in one picture. Basically, it's just a Crack PWP kind of thing that shouldn't really be taken so seriously, haha.

I'll try not to be so idiotic and think up better names in the future, if I ever get promoted to being an actual drawfag over here. :3

tl;dr
I'm probably just apologizing for nothing xD

>>55767
Not at all! I love all of the fanart that comes out of this board, no exceptions!

--55762

>>55767
Don't you worry about a thing!

>>55756
Proceed.

>>55672
I don't have a dick, but thanks for the offer~ :3c they're my otp for some reason, even though they've like never interacted in canon yet.

>>55675
A bit confused on what you're talking about here 8U what do you mean by bifurcated from the bottom instead of the top for DP?

>>55782
Like, instead of being double-dicked up front, he wants to GET double-dicked from BEHIND. Jegus, did I really just type that.

>>55788
Ooohh, I see. I see getting dp'd being more of Equius' shtick, since he's such a cockwhore, but I'll see what I can do after I stop sketching so much cT/aT on paper aaaaa halp

>>55791
lol it was more of a half-joke/comment than a formal request. But hey, why not. The world could always use more DP.

Please forgive my sloppiness...

>>55782
Then you get a million gay hugs from me BB

This is some rad shit going on in this thread. I'm really loving how Equius is pretty much the biggest whore of all the trolls..ah, it's truly beautiful.

>>55756
By the way, yes, yes you should.

>>55804
Said it already, but I love thissss <3

>>55756
DID I SERIOUSLY NOT ALREADY SAY YES TO THIS?

Damn it. My vote is yes.

>>55788
You know, this causes me to wonder if it would make too little sense for a Red-Sollux+Blue-Sollux picture where both of them have two dicks and one of them is screwing the other.

Also, I'm not going to lie, but I felt dirty after writing that... :s