"EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THREE MINUTES SO I CAN GET THIS FUCKING PORN DONE JESUS CHRIST."

That is why it is so delayed. You can blame my buddy lists. Also I'm aware of the glaring mistakes in this please excuse the awful. 9_6

>>53213
Haha, oh god, that's basically how it always is when I'm writing. And then I get even less work when it's smut because then I gotta find a place to sit where people can't glance over me shoulder.

>>53213
The pink cockring's a nice touch.

>>53212
Mistakes or no, the image is fucking hot! It inspires one to.. take action.
*grins at lover*

>>53212
Thanks for the link

And this is GLORIOUS.
I adore the hair-pulling ;)

>>53216
I think Equius would be into toys, personally. ROBOTS, Y'KNOW?

>>53215
That's why I thank god my computer's in my room. When it was in the living room, I had to draw everything on paper and scan shit like a ninja cause my dad was always RIGHT THERE.

>>53212
oh OHN MY..OH MYGODN

Now look what you made me do. Guess Im gonna have to DRAW MOAR EQUIUS SMUT after I clean my computer screen.

>>53229
I HEARTILY SUPPORT THIS MOTION.

>>"When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation."

uHHH, tHIS DOESN'T REALLY, bODE WELL,
aND FRANKLY, iT MAKES ME KIND OF SCARED,

>>53234
I can imagine two of the trolls accidentally being in the same place when the drone comes, and being forced to fuck each other. He makes the porn ideas come so easily.
Hussie you scamp.

>>53234
Luckily for Tavros and Vriska (who are both fucked), their planet is dead.

Wait, no, that's a bad thing. 81

>>53234

>>53234

Like some sort of... watcher. Oh my gog. IDEAS IN MY HEAD. IDEAS THAT I AM OKAY WITH.

Since we're on the subject of Equius..

Drinking MANK oh gross

>>53247

Oh my goddddd

Got mirk

>>53247
God love this glorious bas-OH GOD GENETIC MATERIAL

>>53250

He'll give you a nice warm glass of it..

WAT

>>53247

Hahahahahaha oh my gog. Too much. Stop it.

>>53247

YOUR DICKS MAKE ME BLUSH.

WHAT.

All right, a friend and I did another roleplaying thing, but it ended up with me basically just doing another sex comic. The actual sex is really, really short, but I guess if you feel like reading some dumb Dave/John interaction, it's all good.

Anyway, first part.

>>53271
Second part.
Why YES, this IS the laziest porn I have ever drawn! :D

Oh Katie. I laughed harder than I should have.

>>53273
Well it WAS mostly just retarded.

There is not nearly enough John/Dave. 'Worst Panel Yet' and 'S's good, huh?' are probably my two favorite ones. I like your Daveface.

>>53277
I agree so hard. I wish I could do a million things at once because I'd be all over all the shit I want to draw.

>>53277
I agree completely on both points, actually. Those are pretty much my two favorite panels, just for Dave's expressions (which yeah you keep giving him this fantastic sort of rape face and I kind of love it). So I guess by that token I also really like the "Awesome." panel where he still has his glasses on.

>>53271 >>53272
guys

hey guys

i think i just got diabetes

no kidding

i love you katie

so

very

MUCH

>>53289
Dave is perfect for rape faces because that's the only way I can imagine him going down on /anybody/ really.

>>53291
ilu2, bb <3

>>53271

>>53272

UHBLUHBLUH So THAT'S what you were up to being all secretive n' shit with her.

Ugh, you things. Infecting me with your Daves and Johns. HURR.

Also more lazily drawn Solluxes. Because I have a sickness.

>>53313

yessss

>>53313

>>53316

ASDJFHGSH

I love you. Ò___Ó

>>53272

Dave's eyes haunt my nightmares. </cry>

>>53313
>>53316

That response made Sollux on Sollux so much better, oh mannnn lol

>>53321
Dave's eyes haunt my daydreams.


They're very good daydreams.

>>53212
This is beautiful! Everything is just... UNF!

Oh and here's my first Homesmut

>>53356
HEAVY BREATHING OVER HERE GOD DAMN

>>53271>>53272
SUDDENLY RELATED TO MY DIABETES.

CA's clothes are silly and complex and I am just asking for naked Buddy Holly Saiyan ok

>>53356
Who just walked in on you, Equius?
Hurr...

Was on oC and just ... I had too...

>>53376

I'm kinda hoping he turns out sassy gay friend-ish.

>>53379

Why couldn't he have just been THIS?
That hairdo...

Also I realized I forgot his horns >:I

>>53376

Easy fix

>>53379
FABULOUS~

He gon' take everyone to the club.

>>53382

WHAT. YOU MEAN WE GET THIS INSTEAD?

UGH. WHAT'S -HE- GONNA DO? HAVE A LUAU?

lol

>>53356
I very much like this thing here so I politely request more. :3c

Okay, CA has come to my full attention thus far as the troll who is probably going to pull a coup on my ass and just be basically my favorite troll ever without exception. I am preparing myself as I type this.

>>53389

Lmao all he needs now is a Muttley

And mannnnnn have some super nerdy cA, since I can't seem to draw him any other way 8(

>>53443

HNNNNNNNNNGH.

I take back my former statement about his lack of fab.

I was so wrong. So very wrong.

>>53443
gon rape im

>>53443 >>53379

I kinda ship them together now. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE /coq/? What. Have. You. Done?

bumping.
wish I had something to bump with but alas

.. yeah, this is gonna require some smut.

>>53497
Pretty much what this bro said.
In an extreme way. Like whoa.

>>53497

came in here to say this, wtb Eridan/Equius

>>53497
This is like one of the best character intros ever in Homestuck. If not the best.

>>53497
I filled several filial pails alone from that one image.

>>53502
.. are those feelers on his cock

hhnnnng

>>53502
I am very much liking this expression here.
Hnnnn

>>53497
gonna need some eridan/karkat... the two most hateful (male...) trolls in all of alternia

>>53505
Now now. We don't know that for sure yet.

Besides, Equius has quite a lot of hate.

SO I STARTED DRAWING A THING but then I thought of an awesome fic idea. TOO BAD SO SAD. I will return with delicious Eridan/Gamzee fic.

>>53507
Oh god he's kissing his stomach oh god so cute *cry*
I love you forever ; ^;

Uwuh i hope some of the people that liked our stupid Dave/John interactions liked some of my derp. :T

I wish I could keep up with you in these RPs, Katie, uwuh.


AND YES SHIFTY, WE KEEP DIRTY, DIRTY SECRETS FROM YOU <3

>>53502

HAHA you guys are fucking rad!

Damn you CA! I was hoping to see more Equius and you have to reveal yourself now ffffffffffffffffff!

But I guess I'll join :3

>>53506
Equius is an awesome character but he just squicks me out sexually. Not that all the Equius art that's been posted isn't awesome from a technical standpoint! Just not my thing (plus Karkat could totally kick his ass in a hatefight, his hate is real! Equius just /has/ to be hateful!)

-53505

>>53516
I love you so hard, never stop please <3<3
ITT: Equius/Karkat/Eridan OT3

it is now official.

>>53507

I like where this is going! I think some Eridan/Gamzee in here would be awesome. They could be all blushing purple with purple-flushed erections and magic would fill my heart.

>>53516
yesplease.
Equius looks like he's somewhere between wanting to beg for anything and being worried that he's dreaming or he'll piss cA or something.
Which is a good look for him.

Man I am just waiting with NO PATIENCE AT ALL for more character details, because frankly this guy doesn't strike me as hard as Equius did originally-- though admittedly the facets of his personality currently come through as "gay nerdy trendy seahorse riding aristocrat with mad-scientist style and a SCARF". So I am just waiting for those details and then I'll probably write something.

Argh, the backlog of ideas I've got for fic is piling up damn you real life.

>>53527
That's exactly what I was going for. He has no idea how to act properly around those of the higher caste systems, so he's probably waiting quietly, patiently for an order of some sort.

I did this.

I am unashamed.

How the hell do you people do this so fast, not that I'm complaining

>>53532

Katie I fucking love you.

fucking
love
you

>>53532
This makes me wonder who his Robin would be.

>>53538

Karkat all the way!

>>53543

I can't decide if I'd want to see him in those green, scaly underoos or not.

>>53548
I need to see this before I die.

>>53552

I got lazy and gave up trying before I really started.

Someone please draw a good version of Karkat like this though. The idea is hilarious.

HELLO /coq/ I PROMISED YOU FIC.
I know we don't really know anything about Eridan yet but FUCK THAT SHIT, THIS IS PORN. Eridan/Gamzee, to be exact.

It's kind of terrible because I don't write often but whatever, have fun 'n' shit.

---

“On your knees, Makara.”

I bury my hand in your black mess of a hair, trying to force you down between my legs.

“Not so fast,” You grin lazily at me. Not all the way there, as usual, are you? You’re not. You and your stupid white and grey makeup. “Slow down there, my underwater brother.” My hand is in yours, and you’re kissing each of my rings like I’m some kind of courtier to you. Your half-lidded yellow eyes seem to smirk, and my impatience is growing.

“On your knees,” I say as I whipped my hand away from your lips. “We wouldn’t want anything to happen to your charming lusus, now would we?”

This makes you pause, and in that moment I can see a side of you that is more than unicycles and clown noses. I take that moment to shove you down where you belong. Fucking land dwellers.

There’s a small grunt of surprise as I pull down my pants to reveal an already-hardening member. You say something about me having a wild imagination, and I say something about you needing to shut the fuck up. I stroke it a few times.

“Are you going to get on with it or what?” I growl, grabbing a fistful of your bird’s nest. “Suck my dick, Makara.”

You comply without hesitation.

Your mouth wraps around my entire shaft in one smooth motion, all the way to the base. The warmth sends shivers of pleasure through my body- it’s been a while since I’ve felt like this.

“Y-You’re a bastard-“ I hiss softly though my teeth, “If you didn’t fling so many of your stupid Faygo bottles into the ocean, I wouldn’t h-have to do this-“ Oh. Oh Jegus. It hadn’t really stuck me that maybe you’d done this before.

I grab one long, swirling horn as you go down on me, barely resisting the temptation to just grab your head and fuck your face right then and there. I want

Your tongue slid itself up my length to the tip, where you planted a small kiss.

Gamzee gogdamn Makara, I should’ve expected this kind of thing from you. “We’re just havin’ a bitchtits of a time all up in here, aren’t we?”

“…What are you doing?”

There’s no answer, but it’s not like I really ever needed one. The yellow eyes hidden in the chaos of black hair and white paint tell me everything. Even from out in the middle of the water, I could always tell what you wanted. Every time you’d launch another bottle or horn or pie into the sea, I’d be there, throwing it right back.

In the end, I don’t think I minded. Not even when you’d kissed me.

“Ugh- D-Don’t kiss me, you faggot-“

You let loose a chuckle as you slid out of your clothes, fluidly, almost as if you were going through them. Or they were going through you.

Before I realize it, I’m on the ground. You’re sitting on my chest, cock uncomfortably close to my face. What.

“Makara. What are you doing.”
“Relax, troll brother, we’re all friends here,” and you trace your thin hand down the trail of hair leading to your swollen member. “Right, eh?” You lean down and kiss me once again, fangs clicking together, the faint taste of sopor slime present and your right hand pumping yourself furiously. I’m unable to control my own voice when you lean back and start touching me again, moans escaping like jet-pack’d paraplegics from a culling.

My head begins to swim, colors dancing feverishly behind my tightly-closed eyes. I can feel evey inch of my horns and every atom of my teeth, all linked together in a symmetrical design. I feel like I’m sinking into the beach’s sand. I feel like I’m sinking and swimming and flying all at once.

I lick my cracked lips slowly, trying to make a little sense of what’s going on.

You’re on the same trip I am, mumbling incoherently about fish in the sky and how you’re about to fucking explode from the feeling of rubbing skin against skin. This is one of those rare times when I’ve seen you get a little aggressive- you take my cock in your fist and lower yourself onto it, without any warning whatsoever. I don’t know if you have a high pain tolerance or it’s the high or what, but I like it. After fumbling around and trying to figure out where my hands went off too, I grab your hips and thrust upwards. You moan. I like that, too.

It only takes a little effort before you let loose all over my chest. I follow soon after, curling upwards and grabbing your back as tremors of bliss pass through my body. I can smell colors I didn’t even know existed, and right now, you’re the most fucking wonderful troll on earth.

Two hours afterwards, electricity was ripping through my harpoon and into your lusus. It crackled and fizzed as he died, the smell of death sobering me up.

>>53555

aw goatzee ;_;

but awesome fic anyway

>>53555
Okay this is actually really good, and I find myself somewhat emasculated in terms of writing talent, but that's a pretty normal feeling for me.

I like the forcefulness of it, even though we don't know much about his character that part definitely feels like it could come through.

Sadly though I was totally pulled out at the end by the realization that it is very probably Eridan who killed Gamzee's lusus, looking back at those images.

Then I pictured the imagery, and it still fits, so, good ending.

>>53555
You need to write more fanfic, bro, this is pretty awesome.

Hi I drew Eridan without his shirt on and staring woefull at his boner because I wanted to.

>>53583
Dont know if wwant...

>>53587>>53583

What is there not to want? Look at that happy trail! Those stripey boxers.Dem collarbones.

Frankly, I could go for more solo stuff in these threads. Y'know, like this.
>>53502
>>53555

>>53555
And this. I like this. That's our Gamzee, all right. Chill and in-charge of the situation, even if he's getting shoved down and told to suck cock. I think this is the first story where someone else has gotten high on the slime, though. I'm surprised we haven't seen more of that.

The end was sobering. Eridan taking out his rage and discontent at the way Gamzee crossed the line like that.

>>53590
Going along with my weird voyeuristic fetishes, I agree, and I really do love solo pieces. It's just that the vast majority of... everybody else, really likes stuff that I don't like as much. Lmao.

>>53532
>>53516
>>53443
I just had a terrible night with less than an hour of sleep and no internets. I come home. And find THESE.
YUCK FEAH UPDATE. YUCK FEAH FOR SPEEDY FANDOM.
You guys just made my day.
You all are awesome and I hope ya'll never stop.

ps--hnng nerdy cA. Equius and cA. Humbly requesting more of just everything in this friggin thread.

>>53592

I don't know about the vast majority of everyone else, but I'm with you here. I'd personally love to see a bunch of awesome solo pieces by you.

>>53592

ShIt, GiRl, YoU GoTtA Be gOiNg wItH WhAt fEeLs rIgHt, YoU KnOw wHaT I'M SaYiNg?

>>53599
Solo pieces are awesome pieces. Not to mention, most people only really let their inhibitions go when they're by themselves. That was kind of the whole premise of my fic "Miracle Boy", Tavros would be a prime candidate for this, and it also opens up avenues of voyeuristic perspective in both pictures and fiction alike.

Has anyone noticed the update and how Eridan is now harpooning the lusus with purple blood?
Sage for no content and spoiler

>>53583
He went through the process of dyeing his pubes. Dude deserves a fucking medal.

>>53639
I figured that his headhair was naturally purple-and-black, so his pubes match.

>>53602>>53592>>53601>>53599
Okay then, clearly, I gotta write something. I've got no idea what it feels like to masturbate my own cock, so this'd probably be something more on the voyeuristic side. Any ideas? I'll give writing a stab.

>>53655
Okay the first part of that sentence is ridiculous. XD

But, ideas. I do kind of agree that the watcher should be Equius or Tavros. The watched should probably be... hmm. Well, it could be Karkat, if the watcher is Equius. Depravity and all. But then we'd be observing the scene from the mind of an absolute pervert. That's some people's thing, but not that many, I think.

On the other hand if it's Tavros, it can be basically anyone. I have a hard time figuring out when in their timeline it should be, however.

...yeah, my brain isn't being of any help right now. Sorry.

No Eridan in this one but dammit I worked hard on it!

>>53658

Ffffffucking hell equius is one creative motherfucker