Oh, Conrad. The new strip is brilliant. ANY WRITEFAG REQUESTS WHILE I'M HERE?

>>45070
any veser/ples plox <3

>" ...And your little tooth, oh my god it's adorable"
>"You're like a little lost vampire puppy"

OH LAMONT, YOU CARD...
(someone needs to do lamont/conrad now)

>>45070
If you're into the punk!AU, there is a mighty need for more porn. haha

>>45071

Also second this for the writefag request

i feel the need to point out that i'm pretty sure veser's playing pokemon in the latest page. i mean, damn, look at his ds screen, it looks like the battle screen.

No one has commented on the fact that Lamont obviously just got bit by at least Cas. /coq/ I am disappoint.

I'd like some Lamont/Cas now plz. Seconding Lamont/Conrad too. LAMONT/EVERYONE

>>45078

Was just about to comment on that myself 'til I saw this. YES to the MILLIONTH.

Hey guys, I totally forgot to randomly post this like I usually do so anyway:
New fanfic! It's called Kindling.

livejournal:
http://merrycheri.livejournal.com/9038.html

ff.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6055939/1/Kindling

>>45077
i was about to say that!
i bet he has that seal pokemon. aww.

What if they drink off Lamont's cheek? hurrdurr

Lamont/evryone? YES PLZ

>>45083
His team is all Sharpedos.

>>45078
yes yes yes this a million times this, hnnnngh

Posting from the pchat~

I don't understand 80% of what is said in there any more.

There was a serious lack of porn in the last thread.

What does Lamont say gets vampires all high? I can't really read the handwriting. It looks like it says milling or something, but that doesn't make sense to me.

I was gonna write a ConWorth fic where Conrad gets high on Doc's blood after he does some heavy drugs anyway, but still.

Haha! Conrad looks like he's about to cry in the second panel.

/r/ing fic where Veser harrasses Conrad. Sexually, or course. Or Veser jacks off loudly EVERY NIGHT

and that's all for noww

>>45102
he's talking about milling the bloodthorn- the thing lamont just got from cas, in the bag.

goddamn do i hope we get to see conrad all high and shit.

>>45102
It does say milling. Basically just grinding the bloodthorn plant into powder, I guess.

>>45102
Can't spoiler from phone. Being vague.
Doesn't actually say the name. The name was in one of the previous spoilers though

>>45102
He's talking about the bloodthorn herb that he brought Hanna---milling it (i.e. grinding it up) would I guess release something that acts like catnip to vampires. Dear god I hope someone runs with this in porn. Is it just me or do the new sketch pages give us WAY more ammo?

>>45101
SWEET HOLY JESUS THIS IS WONDERFUL.

I'm writing some Lamont/Conrad porn right now, just saying. These threads have seriously lacked porn as of late.

>>45113
Yeah, it must of been because of the Ples spoilers.

ALL THOSE FOR MOAR LITERARY PR0NZ, SAY AYE.

>>45092
Water team with Sharpedo and a Dugong included!
>>45114
AYE

>>45115
AYE and as an added note, I am open to fic/art prompting since I am feeling like contributing but unable to come up with anything at the moment. And that fic I was working on MONTHS ago is still stuck so I need to get something else going. Somebody give me some porn to write, I want to write porn.

NEEDS MORE PORN WITH CONRAD. /helpful yes

I feel like I'm missing something obvious, but where are you guys getting the info in your spoilers?

Also what is going on with Conrad in the new strip. He looks like he's going a bit deredere at being thanked by Hanna.

>>45114
AYYYYYYYYYYEEE

AND SECONDING ALL EVERYTHING ITT

>>45119
Personally, I think it's the 'dinner' that's making him make that face.

It isn't like he's a fan of routine. In fact, these past few days of his life have been anything <i>but</i> routine--especially since Hanna stepped into it. But his feedings, they tend to be around the same time each week. He goes into that doctor's office, takes what he needs, and leaves. The hassle tends to be off and on. Sometimes Worth's in the mood to argue, and sometimes he's not. Conrad tends to prefer it when he's not.

About now, it's been approximately two days since his last feeding. Sure, he's kind of hungry, but he can last for a little while--especially at the expense of going to that <i>doctor's</i> place. It's nearly dawn, anyway. Just a few hours. He'd really rather not chance it.

So, nestled in at his desk with a new job open on his desktop and dressed in only pyjama trousers and a loosely fitting shirt, the vampire readies himself for a bit of work before...well, bed. He's never been too accepting of the idea that morning is bedtime and the evening is time to roam. Not that he has too much of a problem with it. Being a vampire has only been a minor nuisance in his life thus far--the real trouble is the people he's met as a result.

<i>Knock. Knock.</i>

...Speak of the devil.

Conrad excuses himself from the office chair and makes his way over to the front door of his apartment and opens it, preparing himself for the worst: Hanna, excited over some new job or discovery; Toni asking about what clothing brands he likes best; or, god forbid, Worth nosing his way into his home for whatever reason. Who he sees standing there is not anyone he would have guessed, but it's not like he's unaccustomed to surprises.

"Hey," greets Lamont Toucey, smiling genially at him. "Can I come in?"

Achenleck just stands there for a minute, wondering what one says to something like that. There's always "<i>No.</i>" or just "<i>Why?</i>", but he settles with:

"...Who the hell told you where I live?"

"A nice place you've got here, by the way." He's avoiding the question. Conrad just simmers irritably by the door as Lamont invites himself inside. It's about this time that the vampire catches a glimpse of a small black satchel at the other man's side. Mysterious, naturally, and for a moment he wonders what's in it. And then he remembers the main issue here. By this time, however, Lamont's chatting politely away at him.

"Oh, look at that decor. You're one of those artsy types, huh? I suppose I should've guessed that from the way you dress. A real fashionista, aren't you? Hahaha..." And then he dissolves into that unnerving laughter that Conrad had heard that night at the diner, when he'd been doing shady business with Hanna. The problem is, none of this inane talk is explicative of why he's even here, setting his little black bag on one of Conrad's sculpted-looking side tables. The graphic designer is sputtering incoherently, grasping for something to say to this intruder that doesn't sound stupid or poorly put together. He's probably doomed to one or the other, anyway.

"Look, I don't--"

"Oh, right. I brought you a little something." Cut off. But at the expense of Lamont digging into his bag and procuring something quite familiar. He doesn't give much heads up before he tosses the sloshy red packet to him, but Conrad seems to catch it all the same, looking down at it with an expression on his face that is both surprised and...well, pretty starving. Any vampire would if he just had a nice, full package of blood thrown to him. It looks just like the kind that Worth supplies, and Conrad wonders if these two have the same supplier.

He must have been staring at it for quite awhile, because that awkward chuckling has returned to the air, courtesy of Lamont Toucey.

"It's not going to bite, you know. Go on."

Very funny, Conrad wants to say. But Lamont's looking at him so expectantly that he can't really find the words. And there doesn't <i>seem</i> to be anything wrong with this blood--and it would save him a trip to the doctor's. With a bit of noticeable hesitation, he sinks his single fang ("cute, like a little vampire puppy's," he remembers) into the plastic and waits for the hot (why is it hot?) liquid to gush over his tongue and fill his mouth and pour like thick water down his throat. It's not long until he's <i>slurping</i>, making small, pleased noises as he devours his meal. Soon, he's lost in it, shoulders hunched over his prize, slowly forgetting that there's even another person in the room. That's how it is when he's feeding; his mind tends to render everything else completely unimportant, meaning that the slow, ordinary movements of others aren't as eye-catching.

So he doesn't notice when Lamont Toucey slips behind him, the sleeziest smile on his face. He does notice, however, when the man runs a flat, stocky hand over his chest and southward through the flimsy barrier that is his pyjama shirt.

At this, Conrad jumps three feet, dropping what's left of his precious blood. He extricates himself wildly from Lamont's touch, turning swiftly and backing up until the back of his thigh has roughly disturbed the same side table that bears his visitor's satchel.
"What's wrong, Connie?" questions the black-haired man, who is now advancing on the vampire surreptitiously. "Don't you like what I brought you?"

"The fuck are you...that's <i>not</i>--" But his head has suddenly just begun to spin, and he can't really stutter out the rest of that sentence. His body feels like it's just begun to float up to the ceiling and right through it. His vision is tripling and quadrupling. It feels <i>good</i>.

"Oh, good, then." Lamont seems cheerful. And then his hand is up Conrad's shirt.






(okay here's the first part of my lamont/conrad fill. i'll finish it later when i'm not passing out, i think.)

oh fuck me i didn't know that html doesn't work on coq. i hope that doesn't ruin that for you, hannafags.

What the fuck is up with all the kittens in the deviantart group lately.

>>45069>>45123

HELL YES.

TO THE MAX.

>>45069

Maybe I'm crazy, but after what Tessa's said about Conrad's sense of smell, I have the feeling he's blushing on the third page not only because of what Lamont said, but because he can probably smell Casimiro (and maybe Finas as well) on him.

Polite sage for contributing nothing but speculation.

>>45123

sleezy Lamont is so awesome here, he shakes the foundation of my love for Worth. They're like the black market sleeze brothers. Hopefully, he doesn't steal Conrad's kidney while he's at it.

When comes the next installment? For I hunger for pornings.

>>45117
Well if you're up for requests, you could do something with Con-Radical and Hanna, my favorite couple. I feel like they're a bit protective of each other because Cannie seems to see Hanna as easily broken and because Hanna feel guilty for cause Con's predicament...

Cas/Mont WIP

>>45140
Fuck, so sexy.

>>45123
More please! Also a warning to those who skipped the spoilers, you may want to be careful of this fic. Just sayin'

Also, for those who bought the Worth and Lamont incentive comic, how long did you wait until you got it?

>>45139
Seconding

Polite sage.

>>45140
Hnnghh...more of this please

(also needs a lusty looking finas in the lower corner kthnx)

Boring drawfag delivers.

I've just gone through the whole of my HiNaBN smut folder (which is /huge/) and was utterly disappointed at the outrageous lack of VesHanna porn. :C
Sharkboy should have his way with Ginger Y/Y?

>>45124
It does work, but you have to use [] and [/] to get it to work

As in OH MY LOOK AT THAT SLANT

Why isn't more Lamont/Conrad being made.

>>45164
Workin' on it.
Stop complainin' and start makin'.

Hey guys, working on content, but I have a question re: the donation comic. I just got it and I was wondering if I should send Tessa an email as thanks? Like is it more dickish to not send it, or to send it and make Tessa read another pointless email? I KNOW IT'S A DUMB QUESTION BUT IT'S FREAKING ME OUT OKAY

>>45170
I think the money is thanks enough.

If you're going to write it, just I don't write a email that evokes the tl;dr.

lamont/conrad writefag here--i hope you lot can wait until this evening. I have work all day ugh.

Lamont/Conrad fanartist reporting in, lack of content is due to an essay I have to write/seeing a movie later tonight. Perhaps tomorrow I'll have some free time and I'll finally get around to finishing the three FSTs I have in the works (just have to draw the cover art and they'll be ready to go).
I'll attach this little Hanna doodle so that this post isn't COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.

>>45170

Send her a thankyou at Deviantart. She knows no real business goes on there, so she won't get bogged down with your email all up in her grill when she's trying to do money related things.

I can't write worth a crap, so I'm too terrified to post the whole thing...but a small..erm..I dunno..I'll draw stuff later when I have a more stable internet connection. I'm all hot for Lamont/Cas/Finas content though.

********
“Take your time, boys. I‘m in no hurry.” Lamont assured, putting up his arms in a shrug.

Finas, who’d read the lie on that smiling face from all the way across the alleyway, grimaced and turned his back on the two.

Casmiro watched his companion for a moment before he turned his gaze back on Lamont. “Looks like it’s just me this time, Monty. Good for you, right?”

Lamont’s cheesy grin widened, the friendly expression not nearly reaching his eyes. “Awh, you know I don’t really like that nickname.”
****************

>>45187
PLEASE POST
PLEASEPLEASE

>>45139
Oho, I'm not sure I could break my Zombie/Hanna OTP long enough to do a convincing Conrad/Hanna. But if anon is craving it I could certainly give it a go. I could see that pairing being fairly fluffy and I do love fluff.

>>45187>>45188
Seconding, DO WANT. Do want real bad.

>>45191
Oh, do want, do want! Maybe a lil' hurt-comfort-fluff...?

I might then have the bravery to post my music based Con-radical/Hanna fiction I wrote a while back. <3

>>45192
Ha! You read my mind. That's totally what I'm writing. It'll probably be fairly short (in comparison to my ridiculously long Conrad/Worth fic, anyway), but I'm finding that I'm enjoying it. Expect at least part of it in the next day or so. :)

>>45170
Hey, I was wondering, how long does it take for the comic to arrive?

>>45200
i've been wondering the same thing, donated on the new site but no joy yet. maybe it's not automated and an actual person has to respond individually?

delayed reaction to spoiler page 140: are they in finas and cas' apartment? cannot freaking wait for that

>>45198
Thank you so much! You are such a doll! <3

You have made my day, you see, I rather recently **cough**5daysago**cough** and re-reading HiNaBN has been the only thing to even make smile slightly tug at my lips...

You are literally making my month!

Uhm, I've never posted porn!sketches on the internet before, but would you guys be averse to a bit of Ples fapping?
Asking before posting because newfag and possible low quality.

>>45230
Ples fapping = HHHHHNNNNGGGGH

>>45230
Do it pleeeeaaaaaaasssseee
This is a porn board, you having porn makes us happy

Salutations. Newfag here, possibly writefag. Any fic requests? Can't promise I'll get around to 'em though.

I have some ficlets tucked away that I could try editing and posting if anyone is interested. Angsty Ples/Ca$h, violent Lamont/Worth, rapelicious Abner/Conrad. Have to edit them first though, since I honestly just let my brain vomit on the keyboard while writing them. And as you can tell I like weird pairings.

So yeah. :I -twiddles thumbs-
also /r/ing more slut!Ca$hy. It's my weakness.

Can everyone just post their porn already? Sheesh. We will love you and want to have your babies for it!

>>45230

STOP BEING A COCKTEASE AND POST IT

... Wasn't this a porn thread?

Should i just start posting some of the things from my collection?

Its stuff from old threads but its better then nothing

>>45200 >>45202
...okay, straight from the 4DE site "You will receive instructions via email within 10 business days of purchase". Weekends are generally not considered business days.

>>45255>>45241>>45230
Guys. Guys. This is a porn board. You don't need to ask if your porn idea sounds good, you just post it. SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE wants it.

sage for oldfag grouching

Dudes, proper porn. Post it.

>>45255
YES. I didn't get to see some of the things from the old threads...

>>45257

Alright then! i will commence the dump at once! (none of these are mine, so credit to the artists obviously)

(derp. i had to go through all the files and change the extensions; stupid duplicates :l )

also forgot to namefag

apologies if these were on any still active threads. I'll remove the ones that are if you need me to

if you can't tell already, my main OTP is Hanna/{...}

...and anything with Ples

Annndd i have to go get my other jumpdrive with the rest

here's more~

oh man, I think I save too much

Alright, last one for now; I've art dumped enough

>>45282
UNF
HOLY SHIT WHERE'S MY BUNK

Just tell me all when you're ready.. i have a couple more left

dear /coq/,

here are the first ten hanna threads: http://www.mediafire.com/?ikyguqk4lhw

you'll need to download safari to open them: http://www.apple.com/safari/

relive the glory days~* or something! i have the webcomic ones too, if anyone's interested.

love,
chavs

>>45289

can i have the webcomic one's please?

>>45290

I SUPPOSE.
http://www.mediafire.com/?miqykiwqnym

>>45294

thank you chav C:

So uh wow, for someone who ships Zombie/Hanna and Conrad/Worth so hard it hurts, I'm actually really enjoying breaking both my OTPs for this fic. Some Conrad/Hanna hurt/comfort (C/H/H/C?) in progress, for dear anon. NO PORN YET GUYS but it's coming up in the next part I promise, don't eat me, wait for dessert. <3

Warning: contains extreme fluff and bawwwwing.

+++

Conrad tenses up even before he hears the knock. Maybe his senses have been somehow heightened by his newfound vampirism (though he doubts that, seeing as how he finds that he still needs his glasses to see anything two feet in front of his face). Maybe it's just that he's been on edge ever since he fell in with the particular crowd he now considers---well, not friends, exactly, but...companions? Fellow freaks, the only people he feels comfortable around anymore, though he'd never admit it to them or anyone else. He wonders which one of them is at the door. Please god let it not be the doctor.

He cracks open the door and is startled to see Hanna---alone. He realizes this might be the first time he's ever seen Hanna alone. He stares for a moment, then pokes his head out just enough to glance up and down the hall. The zombie is nowhere to be seen. He wonders if something's happened, if Hanna's undead partner has gone missing or been injured or---

"Uh. Hey."

Right. Hanna is still standing in the doorway, looking both slightly embarrassed and a little confused. Conrad snaps back to the present, manages a small smile. "Hi. Um. Where's...ah...where's your..."

Hanna's frown of confusion deepens, then recognition dawns on his face and he smiles. "Oh! Estragon. He's waiting back at the apartment. Probably reading. I, uh, I just came to..." The smile is gone, replaced by a look that makes something twist uncomfortably in Conrad's stomach. "Can I come in?"

"Y-yes. Sure. Of course." Conrad stands aside, and with a sudden burst of speed Hanna shoots past him and into the living room. Conrad lets the door swing closed, completely baffled. Turning, he sees that Hanna is already sitting on the sofa, knees bouncing slightly, hands fidgeting, eyes darting all around the apartment.

"Wow, Connie, your place is so---I mean I know I've been here before but I see new stuff every time, I mean it's oh man how would you say, minimalist? But there's still so much to look at and---"

"Hanna." He hadn't meant it to come out sounding so stern. Just like that, the momentary facade of energy and enthusiasm crumbles. Hanna looks miserable. Conrad is almost sorry he spoke, but he needs to know whatever it is Hanna really came here to tell him. "What's going on?" He sits down on the far end of the sofa from his now clearly dejected guest.

Hanna looks at the floor. It's as if he wants to look the vampire in the eyes but can't bring himself to raise his head. "I'm sorry," he mumbles. "Shit. I'm just...I'm just really sorry."

"Sorry? For what?" Conrad racks his brain but he can't seem to come up with a reason for the diminutive paranormal investigator to look so...well, guilty.

Then Hanna looks up at him, incredulous---"For this! For killing you!"

Oh. Right.

"---I mean I know I didn't exactly kill you but it was pretty much all my fault and then I turned you into this to save you but seriously I am such a fuck-up and I know I already apologized but it's just, it's just I can't stop thinking about how much you must hate me and---"

Hanna looks as if he's about to cry. Conrad can barely wrap his head around it---he's never seen Hanna like this, never imagined that Hanna could look so broken up. For a moment he has the sense that something else---something that lies deeper than Hanna's guilt over the whole vampire incident---is at work here, but he pushes that aside. Whatever that is, it's too big, too far back. Even if some memory of it set Hanna off tonight, it's the present they have to deal with now.

"Hanna." His voice is firm but gentle this time, and he's surprised to see that he's taken the younger man's hand. It's not even a lie when he says, "I do not hate you."

Impossibly blue eyes stare into Conrad's for a moment, and then suddenly Hanna is crying---sniffles giving way to full on sobs as he pulls away and buries his head in his hands. Christ, thinks Conrad, what did I do wrong? Fucking hell, what now, oh shit...I'm no good at this sort of thing, what do I do? But even as he thinks it, he's edging closer to Hanna, reaching out---what's come over him?---and his hands find Hanna's shoulders. Hanna's breath hitches and he stifles a sob, looks up at Conrad in bewilderment, but he barely has time to open his mouth before Conrad has pulled him into what might possibly be the most awkward hug ever. Hanna is pressed tight to Conrad's chest, the tears on his cheek leaving damp marks on the fabric of Conrad's shirt.

Conrad's eyes are shut tight. He has no idea what he's doing, still mentally cursing in confusion, but he realizes that Hanna's breathing has slowed. He feels movement, looks down to see that Hanna's arms have wrapped around his thin frame, and Hanna is...curling up, slightly, settling himself against Conrad, face buried and unreadable. Conrad feels the tension that had been coursing through him start to leave his body, his shoulders slackening and jaw relaxing. It's as if his whole being is sighing. He notices that everywhere Hanna is touching him, he feels incredibly warm, like the smaller man somehow radiates heat.

Hanna sighs audibly, muffled slightly by Conrad's shirt but still conveying all the relief that has suddenly permeated the room. Then, a small laugh, and he turns his head a little to speak. "S-sorry, man, I...I'll leave in a minute, I know this is...awkward...I just..." He pauses, takes a deep and still slightly rattling breath. "It's been a really long time, since anyone..." And he can't finish, just lets it hang there. Conrad nods, unable to respond.

+++

So yeah, expect the next part (with the actual sex) sometime hopefully later tonight or tomorrow? <3

>>45230>>45232>>45240

Uhm.

Here it is.
(Hope it's okay. First internet!porn ftw.)

>>45311

>Ples wondering what the word "Fap" means
>Veser in a top hat

This picture is made of pure win. There is no fail here

>>45311

I-is his pinky out? Like, elegant fapping?

ILU ANON

>>45312>>45318

D'awww, thanks guys.

Ples is my fandom bicycle (or would that be 'fandom velocipede'?). GQMF dapper gentleman.