https://plus4chan.org/boards/coq/res/37055.htmlAutosaged. New thread?
Starting us off with some Lester because we could all use more Lester. Those swimsuit specials were crazy.Curiosity: have we ever seen a Daken version of the 'Ooh, Mister Darcy' comic? I think we need one.
>>43782It better be "Bullseye I am home now" or I will be piss.
>>43798And 'I will leave my scarf on' needs to be included.
>>43798>>43800Done!
>>43829Oh my God, you are the greatest person. I love you. Something about Lester's expression in the GAZE panel is especially hilarious to me. It must be his pouty lip.
>>43829This is so.. beautiful. I can't decide whether my favourite part is leaving the scarf on, or Venom's Stupid Sexy Daken moment at the end.
>>43829I needed this more than you think, thanks.
>>43829 Venom is my favorite part of this.
>>43840>>43871>>43901>>43908Oh goodness you guys are making me blush, you're very welcome!
If you aren't reading Wade Wilson's War, you should be. If Lester's pose isn't yelling 'I'm on a boat, bitch', I don't know what it is.Leading into a question of wondering if there's any Bullseye x Deadpool out there?
Guys, I lost some of my bookmarks(/an entire HDD) and I'm in the mood for some slutty bottom!Daken. (I had my bookmarks organized by kink.) I'm skimming through the kink meme but I'm finding mostly Daken topping, or only reluctantly bottoming. My connection is ridiculously slow where I am right now, so this is getting frustrating.So, share relevant links plz?
>>43915Pirate Booty 1By AnonymousTaken From the Marvel Kink MemeIt takes a few weeks to get to him, but then it really gets to him. It’s probably his teammates, bunch of overpowered human nukes. But this is a personal score, really, and just because it sort of had something to do with his job doesn’t mean that it actually has anything to do with his job. But, conveniently, fucking over that ugly son of a bitch should keep him from putting rulers, screwdrivers, and the TV remote through Ms. Marvel, alien boy, that Daken fag, and Norman fucking Osborn’s faces. At least Mac is solid, when he’s not hungry at least.“This is nice,” he says when Osborn’s boat lands in Jallarka. Technically speaking, as far as anyone thinks, he’s on ‘vacation.’ It makes him laugh.But the island is nice, real shiny and warm and tropical. South Pacific sort of thing, much more Deadpool’s schtick than his. Ms. Marvel and Daken are just twisting in their lacy panties out of jealousy, but he’s just a little more “dangerous” than they are and he needs “vacation” for his “health.” Like he’s not going to kill some bitches out on this rich rock in the ocean like he would anywhere else.Same Bullseye, just a different backdrop and a different costume.At least this is getting him out of the Hawkeye get up, parts of that were starting to feel a little like a skirt—though maybe they wouldn’t have if Daken hadn’t pointed it out.He’s not far in at all before he spots a pirate ship. With an honest to God jolly roger on it. And accessory fishnets. Well, and a lot of guns and canons. That he can appreciate, but all the salty dog stuff is just tacky. And no one else could be that tacky.Check into the hotel? Or just go face off with Deadpool right off the bat?Ha! Like that’s even a question.He pounds on the side of the boat and a whole load of faces peer over the edge.“Permission to board!” he hollers up at them.“Who’s that?” someone calls. Not Deadpool. Not worth answering.“Rookie!” Deadpool’s voice yells out, still gravelly even when he’s shouting.“Buddy ol’ pal, whatcha doin’ here?”“Come to put down a little piracy for the man!” he shouts up.Deadpool laughs. A rope ladder comes tumbling down and he catches it before it’s even fully unfurled. Bag over his shoulder it feels sort of wild and ridiculous to be climbing up a ratty rope ladder past turret-mounted submachine guns and rocket launchers.“Thank your boss for me!” Deadpool tells him. Sets his teeth on edge.“This ain’t really ‘layin’ low,’” he points out.“That’s what you think,” Deadpool replies.“Sir,” some freak in a parrot suit starts. “Rawwwk! Mr. Wilson, sir? Isn’t this the Avenger Hawkeye?”Deadpool busts a gut laughing and in answer Lester just pulls off his hat. Parrot boy shrinks back.“What’s happening?” some chick in shades asks. “Who are you then?”“Baby, I’m whoever you want me to be,” he says, smooth as could be.“Step off, rookie,” Deadpool snaps. A punch is thrown and just as easily dodged.“I can’t even smell anything on you,” the chick says. That makes him grin. Yeah, he’s still got it.“Isn’t she good at that?” Deadpool says, clearly excited.“I am totally gonna score,” he adds in a faux-conspiratorial whisper. The lady can clearly hear him, but doesn’t even flinch. Kidnapping maybe? He really had Wilson pegged as kind of a softie, y’know, want to buy some broad dinner before he made a pass. Probably why he hasn’t gotten any in a couple decades, guy like him with standards like that.“What is she blind or something?” he asks.“Actually,” the girl says, but he misses that, because Deadpool’s already leaping for him.Freaks the parrot guy out bad and once the blind bitch can hear them wailing on each other she gets all fussy too.“What are you doing?” she demands.“Mr. Wilson! He’s dangerous!”“Alright everybody!” Deadpool shuts them up. Then he gets all up in Bullseye’s face.“Let’s take this below deck,” he says. Yeah, shit just got serious.Below deck there’s a lot of beer bottles and old taco wrappers and pirate chests full of some serious coin. Alright, sticking Wilson to the wall and robbing him blind should be pretty simple now, actually. The parrot and the blind chick aren’t really going to be able to stop him.Close quarters are not his favorite, but it doesn’t change anything. Just adds a little hand to hand before he has a chance to pull a knife out and stick ‘Pool in the eye. That’s not as satisfying as it ought to be when Wilson snaps a few of his fingers for the trouble.“Got yer gun!” he crows. “Whatcha gonna do about it?”The setting’s a bitch when Deadpool has him shoved against the slatted wood walls of this dinky little pirate ship. Wilson smells like gunpowder and blood, two of Lester’s favorite things. He also smells like taco sauce and suntan lotion, though, and those have to be two of his least favorite things. Not that he doesn’t smell like suntan lotion himself. He’s sunburned his scalp before. Hurts like a bitch.“Okay, this is too weird, rookie, you’re not responding to my taunts anymore.” The guy sounds just absolutely disappointed.“Just waiting for you to get distracted,” he growls out. Shoulder dislocation gets shoved harshly back into place just as quickly as it’s out of joint.He gets both hands around Deadpool’s neck, so though Wilson’s still got him up against a wall, he’s not quite as good at coming off of strangulation as he is, say, getting his head blown off. It’ll give him time to rob and run.“Are you—happy—to—see me?” Wilson chokes out with the barest bit of air. It does strange things to his rough voice.“No that’s definitely a gun in my pocket,” he says.But, God help him, he is oddly turned on. Somehow this is Daken’s fault, or the smell of gunpowder and blood, or the violence, or the challenge, or the close quarters hand to hand combat. Lots of easy things to blame it on, easy enough to twist himself out of any corner he backs himself into. Just like now.Deadpool pulls the knife that Lester stuck in his face and presses the sharp, bloodied point to Bullseye’s lower eyelid.“Fuck.”“What? You never taken it in the eye yourself?” Deadpool jokes. “You really look like the kind of guy.”“Shut up,” he says, but the fear of losing his hands or his eyes cripples him for a moment.Deadpool slips out of his grasp and he snarls, lunges, and misses.“Okay, lil’ Bullseye is definitely enjoying this a little too much,” he says. He’s pointing.“It’s nothing,” Lester snaps. “Adrenaline.”“I’m flattered, really,” Wilson says. He is so obviously smirking under his mask.“But I don’t swing that way.”Okay, at that? Lester’s got to laugh.“Uh huh,” he says. “You know the whole planet knows about you and that guy who had the private island, right?”Deadpool crosses his arms over his chest and, almost literally, the temperature in the room drops a couple degrees. He really expects to have to block or dodge a sudden hit to the face. He might not miss it. Wilson is fast, one of the fastest.“At least when I went good, I meant it,” he says.Lester laughs again, because it’s not as if that kind of bullshit matters to him. He always wanted to be a villain. This is just a minor inconvenience until he can back to having a little bit of his integrity and freedom back.“At least going good didn’t make me gay,” Lester snaps back.“That reminds me, I talked to Logan recently, he was wondering how his kid was doing,” Deadpool drawled.It sets Bullseye’s teeth on edge. He throws a punch and, of course, it meets perfectly with Wilson’s nose under his mask. The crunch of cartilage is satisfying even if it’ll be fine in a moment.“Ow,” Deadpool says, not really meaning it. He readjusts his nose and let’s Bullseye stand and seethe for a moment. Then he flips him around by the shoulders and has both his arms twisted up around his back this time, not just one.“Whoa!” Bullseye shouts. “What the hell is that?!”
>>44000Pirate Booty 2By Anonymous Taken From the Marvel Kink Meme “Sorry,” Wilson says, right into his ear. “Couldn’t help myself. You’re such a smooth talker.”“You’re sick, Wade, but this is crossing a line,” Lester snaps back.“You don’t like it?” he asks. His tone is playful and joking, like it usually is. It’s not the threatening, badass bullshit he can pull sometimes when he means business. And of course his mind is fractured like a storefront window in a riot, so he probably doesn’t.“I mean, I just got some recently and I’m probably gonna score with the blind chick, but you seemed really eager.”There’s a gloved hand sneaking creeping down his stomach, finger by finger, and he swallows down, because he is, actually, quite ‘eager.’And it’s one hand that Deadpool’s foolishly taken off his hold on Lester’s wrists. He’s got a hand free in a moment and in the next he’s twisted around and breaking Wade’s collarbone with the strong edge of his palm. Wade’s still got him by one arm, but there’s broken fingers on that one. The clavicle made a really satisfying, erotic snap and after that he’s yanking Wilson in for a harsh, muted kiss. His mask does not taste particularly clean, but Bullseye doesn’t care enough to pull it up.They fall to the floor, unexpectedly, and something gets crunched under Deadpool’s back.“Hey! Hey!” he protests. “Be a little gentle! That hurt!”Lester laughs.“I don’t believe in gentle.”He’s still kind of reeling from how fast he’s gone from fighting Deadpool to wanting to fuck him. He eyes the chests full of gold, honest to fuck gold, and figures this is as good a distraction as any.He gets his hands around Wade’s throat, kissing him. Wilson presses a finger into the hand bones he broke and makes Lester jump back in pain. Deadpool wrestles him to the ground.“Wouldn’t hurt to try a little tenderness,” he says. He pulls his mask up over his lips and gives this really gentle, sweet, soft, romantic kind of kiss while he pins Lester to the floor on his stomach.He doesn’t like he, but he does. He bites Wilson until he tastes blood, but he can feel him arching his back past points of normal flexibility, not to get away, but to feel Deadpool pressing down on him.“Fuck,” he hisses out. “This is not how I saw this going.”“We’re just working out our unresolved tension for the fangirls,” Deadpool explains, as if that is any explanation at all. Just nonsense.“Yeah, I got fans,” Lester snaps. “But they’re more interested in me sticking people full of shit. Violently.”Wilson giggles. Crazy son of a bitch.Bullseye lets him undo his fly, even lifts his hips and makes it possible. He feels a rough hand against his belly, so different from the smooth leather of gloves. Wade jerks him off a little, until he’s really on edge. Then he feels Deadpool pressing his cock against him, hot and dry.It makes him freak a little bit, at first, but he knows it’ll actually really fucking hurt and he doesn’t trust that Wilson isn’t crazy enough to stop if he tears him up. Bullseye has been to hospitals for some weird shit, but this would be difficult even for him.“Sorry, sorry,” Wilson is whispering. “Really I’ll respect you in the morning. Don’t want to hurt somebody actually willing to—““Will you just shut up and go slow,” he snaps off. “Sheesh. It’s fine.”It hurts, actually, but not as much as his throbbing hand, or as badly as a fucking meathook through the chest. There are degrees of hurt and this one is kinda nice, like the pain in underused muscles when he gets out of traction.“Fuck,” he curses. “Shit.”It’s slow and it still hurts. He doesn’t like slow, it makes him impatient, but when he bucks back onto Wilson’s cock it really, really fucking hurts.“I guess I always sort of figured we’d end up like this,” Wilson is babbling. “I mean, when you think about it. Our whole relationship has been building to this kind of thing. We should really do this again.”“We’re not even done,” Lester snarls. “Hurry the fuck up. I just want to get off.” And rob you blind, he thinks.But it’s slow, has to be slow, and painful, but it makes him shake and grunt and thrust down into Wade’s rough hand.“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” he chants until he comes.Wilson babbles something about Mexican food and guns and wonderful things when he comes, rough voice going quick and tight. Then he pulls out, rolls over and starts snoring.“Seriously?” Bullseye asks no one in particular. “Man, you’re worse about this than I am. And usually when I’m done the bitch is dead.”But still, he grabs all the cash he can hold, and some very, very expensive ammunition just because, and heads out.It’s not until he gets to the hotel that he realizes that his clothes, his ticket off the island, his cell phone, and his wallet are all gone. This time, though, it makes him laugh.“Alright, Wilson, you’re the best.”Whatever. He’s gotten out of places with less than the cash and guns he has. And maybe he’ll just have to come back again to settle this score.
>>44001gods, loved it when I first read it at the meme and still love it now
>>44001This... it's amazing in so many ways. I love it. Thank you so much for posting it!Also, new content from a /co/ gaythread always makes me happy.
Also, some hilarity. I can't stop laughing at Daken's face.
Dear anons,How exactly Lester looks like?I have seen few [read: not much] comics with him in it and every time he is drawn he is drawn differently.Is there a consensus?
>>44035How exactly do you mean? Most artists have their different interpretations, but Lester usually looks the same in recent comics. The only real changes he's had... speaking as a Daredevil nerd here, he didn't always shave his head, but those were old, old comics. He's a blond, but recent comics always have him shaved so it always seems like a little bit of trivia to me (total aside: I think it would be amusing for Daken to discover Lester's hair color through... other hair, if you catch my drift, and be very amused about it). There was a time where he had nothing on his forehead at all, then he had the bull's eye as a tattoo, and then it was made into a scar, courtesy of Daredevil carving in into his skin with a rock. Good story, by the way.He dressed casually for a few arcs of Daredevil, but nowadays he'd always in costume. Either his own or Hawkeye's, but Hawkeye has been dropped with the rest of the Dark Avengers being shut down.To summary before I get into a really bizarre ramble here: Lester's bald, scarred, blue (usually, comics are inconsistent in eye color a hell of a lot) eyes, and he's pretty muscular but not too buff.... that was so much longer than it needed to be. Er. Was that the sort of answer you were looking for? I'm afraid I might have just went on a tangent about nothing, showing just how insane I am. Oh boy.
>>44039Oh. I feel like I should also add that whenever Maleev drew him, he had multiple piercings in his ear. This is something I miss.Okay. I am honestly going to stop now.
>>44039You're almost dead-on actually.I've seen >>43782 picture and got so very confused over blond hair and... well... all the rest, I've needed to ask before my head exploded.I'm... Kind of ridiculously grateful he does not, in fact, look like Professor X as he appeared in C&DP. Random is random, I know.>>44043I've just got a vision of Daken worrying said piercings with his teeth while making fun of Lester's downstairs hair color.That's would be your fault anon. I don't even like Daken.
>>44052It has been my experience that you don't have to like Daken to want to watch him fuck people (over). Or to fuck him, really. Mmhm, yep.
So what is everyone looking forward to now that Dark Avengers has ended?
>>44110I'm personally worrying over Shadowland, where they have implied that Lester will die.
>>44137 more of the same
>>44030Oh god I love this. Anyone know the artist?
>>44052I had no idea how much I wanted that until now.>>44137I'm excited for Shadowland myself. While the covers seem very grim (especially this one, for crying out loud), when you read the interviews with the writer, he does admit Daredevil is going to do something very bad to him, which leaves him having to crawl off for some help, but he'll survive it. I can't imagine what Daredevil is going to do, though, that seems to be as bad as killing him.When it comes to teasers and things, I try to keep in mind that Marvel is misleading. Remember the Siege promo with Logan unmasking Daken, and Logan was nowhere near Asgard for the actual event? Yeah. There's times of things like that.>>44142Sadly, it was an anon at /co/ posting their own works for a gaythread, so I don't know. I wish I could find more of them.
>>44110Gee, thread four seems to belong to Lester, doesn't it?Continuing here, apart from Dark Wolverine and Shadowland, I'm going to follow anything to do with Norman. Nothing will convince me that this is not Void and Goblin mixed together. One anon suggested it, and I was all over that.Polite sage for my posting twice in a row here.
I seem to have the good fortune to catch drawfriends when they're on /co/.
My new favorite reaction image.
Posting this one too mostly for amusement of the tattoo. It's the same artist as >>44030 if the expression wasn't a give-away.
This just in: MAC. The things you get from just talking to people... I'm in awe of how sweet Edi is.
>>44030I am loving the rollers in Logan's hair. ROLLERS IN LOGAN'S HAIR.
>>44183I love how the artist draws Daken. That creepy toothy grin cracks me up.>>44187I really want to give him a hug :3And not my fic, but must link. Family fluff, but Daken gives some guy a blowjob so it's /coq/ related enough for me - http://marvelkink-v2.livejournal.com/597.html?thread=150869#t150869
>>44039picture. from where is it?>>44137>>44138>>44146lester is going to have a Bad Day. shame really I hate matt murdock so much, might be fun.>>44148what's wrong with lester?and also, will anon be bringing any goblin/norman porn? preferably with size difference kink where osborn is impaled on this big, giant green cock and suffering through orgasms?
>>44379It's from volume two of Daredevil. Lester shows up at the end of issue 48, and 49 is where he gets his scars. All of Shadowland seems to be summarized with 'Lester has a bad day'. This picture is related.>>what's wrong with lester? Nothing? I didn't say there was. I adore Lester!I dunno. This writefag kind of wants to work, but I'm not sure if I'm feeling the right inspiration.
>>44426Greatest Villain? Um...I think Marvel got very ikonic take on its covers. As in they look terminally cool, but dig just a little deeper and you'll find out it's all bullshit.Writefag,Go with the bad_day theme but have Lester be a AU lawyer. End everything with ice-cream under a magnificent, setting sun. ...I know. I'm sorry.
Well, the good news is that Daken isn't wearing his father's costume any more!The bad news is that one of the most /fa/ men in Marvel has apparently decided to wear a sort of gaudy bronze and gold ensemble with a giant condom on his head. First Noh, now Daken ;__;
>>44635Has anyone here watched DS9 and remember who Odo was? If yes, enjoy your trauma. You will see it, just look again.Also, this is probably the ugliest thing I saw in a good, long time. Daken did a lot of things for show in DW and DA maybe he dressed for show too and this atrocity is his honest choice?
>>44635What is this I don't even. What are you wearing, Daken?Hopefully it'll be less garish when drawn by other people? I am honestly flinching.Insomniac is amazing and drew this for my request on /co/. I wouldn't post it here (because... Laura) but it seems appropriate right now. It should be the other way around now though, apparently...
This one looks a little better but it's still pretty ugly
>>44635Aww hell naw. C'mon Marvel, at least put a scarf on it. >>44641I laughed out loud.
>>44642Gotta admit, though, the zipper in the crotch is a nice touch. Very *convenient*
>>44642If it was darker like this, I'd understand, since he's meant to be an assassin. The garish colors are what make me cringe.>>44643Scarves make EVERYTHING better.According to the solicitations:>>Variant Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVICMarko makes everything look pretty. I will await to see his version. With fingers crossed.
>>44644Nice, I wasn't the only one thinking that. Spoilered for boobies.
Don't worry guys, I fixed it.
>>44644Oh wow. I didn't even notice that until now.>>44648IMPROVED 150%. The scarf looks so... majestic. I can't stop laughing.
>>44648And now do this thing with colors. You know, the one Andy Warhol did with Merlin Monroe picture. It will be awesome. I myself am partial to forest green costume, and pink scarf.Why does he even need this thing on his head? Are people in Marvel'verse are stupid enough not to recognize claws when face is covered? Sailor moon paradox?
>>44642I seriously went "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING" out loud. >>44654lol wut Merlin.
Daken gave Buddha a facial?
Laura and Daken would take over the world by shear awesome if they were actually able to get along. Also,genetically speaking should I use term mother or fatherwhile explaining who X-23 is to Daken?
>>44667Why so sulky despite your herd of bitches, Daken? Is it because Lester has gone to play with Daredevil? There, there, dear...While we're discussing outfits, I always thought little Daawken from X-babies could have actually been turned into a workable design if non-d'aawe-ifed. I just really like the color on him, and the vest would appeal to his habits of showing off skin. Yes, I am fully aware of how ridiculous this sounds.
>>44667Is that face of a man who just came?He is never interested in womens. There are always some around him, begging to be done most times, and... It's kind of insulting how he is never interested in any of the babes. I seriously wonder does he even like sex or is it always about manipulation?
>>44671... Are we keeping the shorts or not?
>>44672It's pretty much stated that the sex is all about power and manipulation to him. So, when it's just a bunch of random women pawing at him, I suppose there wouldn't be much about that to satisfy him? Opposed to when he manipulated Norman, Karla and Lester, for example, which was a challenge and power play. Which ties in to why he kind of shot Karla down when she figured out it was all a game to him.>>44676... I thought they were capris, actually. But shorts could work?
>>44677>44676 Shorts? Can you really imagine Daken in shorts? Maybe short-shorts? Or, why bother with shorts at all? Something akin to first Robin costume would work! It's not like he have to worry about safety right? It all grows back.
>>44682I am now imagining Daken as a sidekick. In shorts. Probably Romulus's sidekick, then.
>>44635DEAR GOD I hope its temporary! It is sooo not him on every level! Why did marvel have to fail on him like this! I love Daken, but I could barely take him seriously in the Wolvie costume, now this? Ruined my happy outlook on the coming months. >>44670I have always seen her as a half-sister. I think most do to and genetically speaking it is correct.
>>44672That is the face of a man who appears to have forgotten how to use his chopsticks. Or is suffering from delicious tendon damage courtesy of papa Wolvie. :d
Fresh from /co/. "Why do our redesigns suck, Melissa? Why?!">>44683I laughed at the visual. Romulus being terrible to Daken never fails to crack me up for some reason.
>>44683So... Romulus is a Batman? Huh. That would make Logan a... Two-Face? Joker?Daken would rock Nightwing's costume though. Now I know what kind of out-of-season holiday porn I wanna write: Lester/Daken while Deken is a Nightwing and Lester is Slade. Buahaha! *khe khe*>>44670Genetically speaking? Get a hold of yourself, anon. This is Marvel-science we have to deal with here.
>>44670Wait what? X is a clone of Daken's father. That's not 'mother'. That's not 'mother' at all.
>>44692Romulus is Ra's al Ghul, Batman is Logan and Daken is Damian
>>44707I want Deadpool to ponder that. He would go with mommy unless daddy would proof to piss both Laura and Daken. The whole thing is pretty fucked up. I like it.>>44682>>44683>>44692>>44752put-out or shut up. this shit is mindblowing
>>44644 "Gotta admit, though, the zipper in the crotch is a nice touch. Very *convenient*"YES. The only thing about that outfit that feels like Daken is that zipper. Lester'd have a field day.
>>44671
>>44645Assassin. Is Daken an assassin? Is that his job? Hobby? He likes killing people but... Is he an assassin in the same capacity Lester is? For all I know his day-job is being fashion designer.>>44766Anon, for some reason this thing brought Joe Dick to my mind. All the randomness in this thread must be getting to me.
>>44769I now what fic where fashion designer is Daken's day job. And nobody dares tell him his shit's got too many buckles.
>>44782His assistant; who leads the company [named after something Japanese and extreme] when he is busy eviscerating people, is a big, black woman who also does all press-spots. Daken is known as very elusive and private genius of pretentious wear known mostly to people who think buckles and stripes and toxic fuchsia are signs of non-conformism.... I'm sorry /qoc/. I couldn't stop myself.
>>44766 All I could think of was:Daken, UPS Deliveryman!
>>44642 After a discussion on another site about how this is basically a giant condom suit, I came up with this piece of cracktastic goodness.You have been warned.)o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o(SCENE: Billy and Teddy are walking through a park at night together, holding hands. There is romantic music playing. They are staring deep into each others eyes. They come to a secluded spot.BILLY: Oh, Teddy, I had a wonderful time this evening.TEDDY: So did I, Billy. (looks pointedly at a conveniently placed blanket that has candles and wine) You know what would make it even more wonderful?TROJAN HORSE: *whinnies* (damned if I can remember how to spell horse noises)(Camera pans up to see TROJAN MAN/DAKEN riding in valiantly on TROJAN HORSE)(TROJAN MAN theme phrase)TROJAN MAN: (jumps off TROJAN HORSE, stands before the two lovers in traditional Superman pose) Stop right there, young homosexual lovers. Before engaging in a night of carnal pleasure, you must remember safety first!BILLY: (like a thankful damsel) Oh, thank goodness you are here, Trojan Man! (long pause) Um, aren't you supposed to give us the condoms now?TROJAN MAN: Oh, I'll give them to you all right (undoes his zipper). All you have to do is suck the condom out of my pants (leers at BILLY and TEDDY) or we could even make this a three way!(TROJAN MAN jingle)(camera pans away as we hear excited giggling and other sex noises. Sorry, folks, but this is a commercial, so no real sex)ANNOUNCER: Remember to practice safe sex, or you might wind up in an MPREG. And don't forgot to try our new flavors: watermelon and lime!*end commercial*
New Dark Wolverine.
>>44806YEEEEEAAAHWell, this was a gay issue.
>>44806Fffffantastic.
>>44667>>44808Is this guy always so constipated? Doesn't he have some kind of healing factor? Can people like that even get constipated enough to be able to make such faces?He's not gay, he's an asshole. Bad smelling one.
>>44766I LOVE IT. The shorts and the little booties- baby Daken is now officially more /fa/ than adult Daken with his horrible cowl.
saw this and though: WTF? Daken!needed to share
you missed more gay moments
>>44875 and
>>44868...is that Adam Lambert?
>>44883No, it's not. As much as it pains me, Lambert is hotter that that in a make-up and probably wouldn't get out a hotel room without it. So that's a no.>>44806I haven't read it yet so will kind anon tell me has Daken killed this guy? He's got this weird thing for killing/otherwise destroying men he plays with so I'm wondering.
>>44889no, he didn't kill him. he doesn't do anything, really. he has an inner monologue for 20+ pages and if you haven't read it, skip the shit out of it. even for a filler issue, this was horrible.
>>44889and no, that's def some glambert.
>>44892I have to agree with that.All the exposition was essentially pointless and quite frankly confusing. What with all the moralization? It might have been kind of cool in Prince ark but is this going to be a theme? Are we going to have to sit through a *Way of life according to Daken* in Dark Wolverine? Because that's... wholly unappealing. I was a teenager once too.But, >>44889, don't skip it. Art is quite decent and, if you here, you are probably going to enjoy Daken being... flirty.
>>44892Dude, it takes like ten minutes to read if you take your sweet-ass time. Considering this is a gay porn board, I would expect most or all of the participants here would find 20+ pages of Daken flirting with a guy to be appealing enough to take 10 minutes to read it.
DAKENS EVERYWHERE.Disappointingly, I think it's just a generic enemy design rather than an army of Daken clones.
>>44929Army of Daken clones... It would not only be awesome, but also pretty logical. If I was to be a evil mastermind I would totally pay some serious money to have a company, or even a platoon, of a self-healing fighters with genetically attached weapons. No need for armor, nor need for ammunition... And just think about the possibility of ordering them to make out and making a fortune on hot!gay!identical!quadruples!porn.Also those guys really do look like Daken. Where is it from?
>>44766Fffahahaha, this is perfect! I love it so much more than I should. You're so amazing. I love your art.Taking the moment to say my Norman/Sentry prompt at the kink meme was filled, and wonderfully so. I think it deserves to be shared. http://marvelkink-v2.livejournal.com/597.html?thread=153941#t153941
:D
>>45189Oh wow that's nice.
>>45189Holy hhhngghh that is beautiful and intense, my God.
>>45189Oh my god, I am never leaving my bunk again. Love everything about this.
>>45189Oh lol, is Daken giving a thumbs-up?
>>45238Haha, you win for noticing. XD
>>45284Pond, you are amazing. I honestly have no words.How much pleading would it take to get some Lester from you?
>>45291Naw. Not much. Drawfag just needs to know if you want him with or without Daken.
>>45313I will hear no words otherwise! Seriously, you are too good to us. Hngh, oh God, you ARE too good. W-with? I might melt.
>>45291:D
>>45344Oh god you should never stop drawing Daken ever. I love that you make him look Asian, it's really sad how rare that is <3
>>45344Oh my hhhhh-- melting had been reached. I... I second the notions above. Your Daken is so delicious, always such a smug son of a bitch, and you made Lester look appropriately vicious. That snarl does things to me. Everything about this does things to me. Wonderful, horrible things. I wish I had the right words for it, but nothing can cover it.Thank you. So much. You are the greatest person ever. Please never stop.