A rush of nostalgia and finding a JTHM thread on the last page has prompted me to make this, so let's have a Zim thread.
>>24296The LAST PAGE!?!?!?!*goes looking for content before shitty threads make it disappear*
>>24297Whoops, second to last page. My bad. Either way, it'll likely die soon.
Well shit, too bad I deleted all of my ZIM porn. I was into this stuff like... 3 years ago. I'll see if I can dig some of it up.
ahh, i'm cringing in anticipation. i love the show, the fanart/fic is usually so, so so bad.
>>24368okay, this is nicely done, but is a perfect example for why I have such issues with this fandom: Zim's not getting any taller. that's kinda the whole point of Irkens, and the Tallest. he's a grown Irken. which, by the way, probably means there's a huge age gap between him and Dib, though I know plenty of people have no problems with that.sage for pointless gripe.
>>24371Actually, while I agree with the whole "he's not getting any taller" thing, he's not actually an adult (by our standards). In our years he's over 150 I think, but when you convert them to Irk years he's 16 years old.But yeah, fandom pet peeve for me too, but one of the much milder ones. I actually tend to ignore this one as long as they don't make it ridiculous, and I'm just thankful that the above picture is well done and lacks any pregnancy, make up, or unnecessary angst. (Though that last one might be a bit fuzzy as I think I see scars)
>>24371>>24373most fic I read addresses it as the earths gravity isn't so strong. Or he starts experimenting on himself to make his pak feed him stuff that makes him taller.
>>24376Yeah, this is usually the explanation I get as well. There's always a fandom loop hole.>>24368And this is uppertorso on deviantart. She did some killer zadr art back in the day. I blame her for my xenophilia. now.... back to the D9 thread! Although, it would be kind of fun to drawfag for this thread.
>>24383I kinda wanna drawfag too, if anyone has requests...Unless it involves Zim wearing hot topic clothes and getting an emo haircut aaa
>>24386fuck brb suicidepolite sage
welp.... I draw fag'd.for those of you who disagree with tall!Zim, my sincerest apologies. It's how I've always drawn him.
>>24401I have been quietly hoping you'd draw for IZ again, Atti, even though I dropped from the fandom about the time you did. That is to say: APPROVE.
>>24403homg who are you? hahaha.... It feels like I dropped out a hundred years ago. It always manages to come back and haunt me. I still enjoy hate sex. :3
>>24388so yeah...any more of this or wat?
>>24409nope.... that's it.short comic.
>>24406TrendyLindie, hurr. I'm thinking of writing for this thread, for nostalgia's sake. Scary thought, though. Any requests, anons?
>>24415I've always loved the idea of Zim being all protective/territorial over Dib. Maybe you can write something with that?
>In our years he's over 150 I think, but when you convert them to Irk years he's 16 years old. What. I'm pretty sure that ain't canon.
>>24418You'll find a lot of canon things go out the window with this fandom. Kind of why I amscrayed. >>24415No wai... I saw Shiffty's art up there and I got all nostalgic. I'm still in touch with some peeps from the olden days. Not many though. Bumping with hilarious Bonnieslashfiend porn. Their legs are so dainty...
This is the main reason I left the fandom. Because my ovaries began to churn. Churning ovaries.Can you imagine.
>>24418"Jhonen Vasquez has stated that Zim is 16 irk years and 159 earth years"http://zim.wikia.com/wiki/ZimI've seen this particular fact crossposted on several different sites (including the main wiki before they shrunk the page), but I'm going to be honest with you in that I can't actually pinpoint where this fact was actually said by the creator.Also, I have no reason to actually disbelieve this fact as it sounds pretty reasonable actually.
>>24415How about something for this picture?>>24367I'm pretty much the opposite of the other anon that requested, I enjoy Dib getting heavily aggressive and/or sadistic with Zim.
>>24421GAH, well that looks like something that crawled out of a nightmare. It's rather sad actually, how little art/fic there is that DOESN'T have one or both of them being suicidal/angsty, emo/goth and wearing make up and dresses, pregnancies, or completely out of character writing. Actually no, it's not sad, IT'S TERRIFYING. Whenever I have the urge to look for Zim fanart/read fic I have to wade through tons and tons of the shit.
>>24425holy shit the one of the two of them under the umbrella may have sold me on this a little bit, that's fucking precious.
>>24425awww...>>24426I know, its horrible. If it's between cute G-rated stuff and all that nightmarish crap, i'll take the cute stuff. polite sage.
>>24423If this is from the commentary, Jhonen's been known to pull shit out of his ass several times there.
>>24427That's my favorite part of the picture too, muthafuckin' adorable.
so do any of you have fic recs?
>>24444And death? As light as a feather my friend: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1759949/1/And_death_As_light_as_a_feather_my_friendIt's more gen than an actual pairing, but as I recall it's really excellent. Dib's in an accident and Zim takes up the responsibility of taking care of him.Perfect Defects: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2885706/1/Perfect_DefectsPurple/Red, has a sequel that I haven't read yet. Souvenirs: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1897784/1/SouvenirsZADR again, except with a dose of Gaz that I really appreciate. Zim takes Dib when he leaves Earth.If I remember anything else, I'll let you know, but it's been a while.
I am so disappointed this episode never made it through production.
I really want that Quarter...
So little fic? This is sad!72 (unrequited dib/zim) : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2088503/1/72Bitter End: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2236750/1/Bitter_EndCoil: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2106344/1/CoilExactly What You Wanted: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1891305/1/Exactly_What_You_WantedThe incredibly epic 'Going On': http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1753782/1/Going_OnIn Short Supply (purple/zim): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4018157/1/In_Short_SupplyInanimate (zim/dib): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3562478/1/InanimateTuesdays Mean UFO's (zim/dib, crossover with JTHM): http://community.livejournal.com/z_a_d_r/75326.htmlSap: http://community.livejournal.com/bedlam_mix/8642.htmlI swear there used to be more shit, but I guess people have been pulling their stories off of FFN. Bummer.
>>24579your post was incredibly misleading. I spent much of today reading "Going On" expecting it to get gay at some point (this is coqs after all). not that it wasn't enjoyable reading but it was quite a disappointment when not only did it not get gay, it got straight instead. i would appreciate a warning next time.
>>24579hey roach, have you done any fanart for this fandom?
Challenge: 100% on-model, in-character porn. There should be hatesex or at least a dominance struggle, and if Dib's older, Zim is still his original size.This is a somewhat thinly veiled request, so sage for no contribution. I was way into this fandom before I really knew what porn was, so I don't have any to offer.
>>24534 Hm? Where did this picture come from?(Sorry I've just resently fallen "head over heals" for Jhonen Vasquez's work and i'm little lost)
>>25015Some japanese fansite.
Please prompt the writefag.
Let's theorize Zim's cock.
>>25035Invader Zim/District 9GO!
>>25117He has no cock, just a strap-on
>>25117No cock. It more resembles a vagina. Females possess an organ resembling an ovipositor that, ancestrally, was used to penetrate the male and leech from it the seed necessary for propagating the species. However, at present neither the female nor the male Irken can conceive (that's up to the Robot Arms). Taking another Irken's "apparatus" into oneself is the ultimate symbol of male domination over a female.Zim bottoms from the top. And does not understand what Dib has in his pants.
comic based on this song here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQVSxXTCjg&feature=relatedhaha I just realized this comic is the reason I saw Wicked
>>25141HIWOWHELLOyou just hit kink buttons that I didn't even know I HAD.
>>25174FUCKEN SECONDEDMan, you could do so very, very much kinkwise with the idea of a culture in which enveloping rather than penetration was the paradigm of sexual dominance. DO WANT PORN LIKE THIS.
>>25176I KNOW RIGHT?!Dib would be all "I am doing the penetrating, therefore I'm the dominant one!" and Zim would just be like "Stupid human! I am doing the dominating, obviously!"Gaaaahhh... genderfuckery is so sexy...
>>25141I don't think he would even understand what his own is for. Irkens don't strike me as a very sexual species, i mean... they make their babies in tubes.prompt: lets see some naïve Zim in here.
>>24680Shit, I'm really sorry. I liked Going On so much I forgot it wasn't really relevant. >>24682> roach, have you done any fanart for this fandom?Lots, when I was young and foolish, but the only one I did that didn't suck was the #24579 one. I've always been a fan of beanpole!Dib and pocketsize!Zim-- they would have such issues, and issues are hot. >>No.25121 >Invader Zim/District 9YES. To put that another way: YES YES YES PLEASE.
>>25141..............wait. WHAT?Is this some sort of well accepted fanon or...?
>>25198someone said 'let's theorize' and they theorized.
>>25141
>>25141If someone wrote this, would they be banned for posting het? Because I want this sfm.
>>25203Second'd
>>25300Maybe they can post it elsewhere and just link to it? I really want to see it done too.
What about technophilia? The Irkins canon reproduce through mechanical means, plus the majority of their brains are contained in the paks. They're insectile, sure, but they're also cyborgs. There is no way that the Irkin sex drive don't contain an element of technological fetishism. Maybe Zim gets all hot and bothered watching the Borg? Maybe Zim considers building giant robots foreplay?Also, considering what a giant geek Dib is, I would not be surprised if he had a kink for science, too.
>>25358I strongly support this train of thought
>>25358Roach, you're awesome. Don't let nobody tell you different.
>>25358dammit Roach <3
>>25358good thoughts, you get an A+also i don't know how I feel about that picture but it looks awesome
have some face nom anons! oh and a linkhttp://insanity-icons.deviantart.com/art/Rilzit-Chapter-01-28581258tis a zadr rp fic, can get repetitive at times but an enjoyable read nonetheless
Roach art makes me wanna bumpi'll try to finish soon, but i thought you guys might want a taste
>>25384>>25796wh-why are these so HOT?Stupid internet, giving me new kinks all the damn time...
Needs more cannonically-correct!Zim.Oh, and smutfic. Needs more smutfic.
>>25358Roach. I love you.
Blue Light. it's good.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2480438/1/Blue_Light
bump
>>36958ahh that's priceless
Okay, this is a longshot, but.I read this ZADR fic on some site, can't remember if it was aff.net or what, but it was a really long, chaptered fic. All I can really remember about it was that Zim and Dib get it on and they have a relationship and Zim finally decides to take Dib into space with him. Lots of drama. They get to one of the shopping planets and Zim goes off and Dib basically gets raped by Tak or some shit.But it all really, really made sense and it was well written. Another thing I can remember is that fucking Zim was apparently like fucking broken glass and he didn't actually come when he orgasmed, just got bigger.I would really be interested in rereading this fic if anyone has read it too/knows where they can find it. It's been years, though. Like at least six or seven years.
>>36986That would be "Goddess Rising". http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544178484
>>36997i never read this fic before now and i'm kinda sorry i did. its even more bad-soap-opera-y than most fics.
Pray tell, would DaDr be out of place here?
>>46460Proceed...
>>46642Oh goody. Now brace for the incoming flood.
Sorry about the past few lone pictures. To make up for it, here's some... I don't even. it's not crack because it makes just about as much sense as any other pairing here.
>>46691...darky?